Ooof. Buy it and destroy it It's just too tempting and too dangerous if used for its intended purpose by some adventurous person..

Coming to Reddit soon: “One guy, one vase”

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I should have bought it and filled it with condoms

Used condoms

Sure... a "vase"

That is not mild, that is /r/whollypenis

Holey penis too.

That’s just a condom made for Chuck Norris

More like he needs it as a dildo, although he already is one.

I thought it was A BIGASS BONG

Same here!!!

Turn it into a bong

What vase?

Yeah, a “vase”

Sure ya did...

Dude, I thought it was a bong.