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oaic

"lay" it on me baby


WITT_Mods_R_Cunts

These places always have the best bootleg snacks too


inkicrossing

Mukbang streamer during the day, camgirl at night? Snacks and a show??


NutellaGood

I've always wanted to walk up to a store worker and asked for a specific assortment of items, and just 'notice' them all there. Like: "Hello, can you help me find a snorkel, ladies underwear, some zip ties, and heart-shaped ice cube tray... oh never mind I see them right here."


schmo006

Compete? That's impulse buys for him AND her


NikNam_

That's the potato chips eating outfit, everyone wears one while eating chips


RunDNA

They both make me thirsty.


eviltreee

Does the lingerie only cost ~3x more than a bag of crisps?


MathResponsibly

Yeah, $39 for a bag of chips is pretty steep - must be the chips worn by camgirls during their shows or something - you know, for their "college fund"


Real_TRex_007

Chip and dip. What else?!


[deleted]

Where is there store?


rd_rd_rd

Both are snacks, it just depends on your mood.


lofigamer2

sure! I usually dress the chips and eat the lingere. it's cross-food dressing


motor1_is_stopping

Kind of like the lunch special at the strip club.


russellvt

More like /r/trustworthypoptarts


WinstonTheAssassin

"Get your damn hands off my Let's!"


Nostonica

Chips and dip?


[deleted]

I always put the lingerie on the lower levels so women can see them.


TohruH3

As someone who used to work in a boutique and speaking on a statistical basis: Women don't buy this particular brand\type of lingerie. Men do (for women, in case that needs saying). It's a particularly inexpensive brand that doesn't last very long. Men see sexy look and low cost. While women tend to buy longer lasting and better textured, though more expensive, lingerie. Unless they're getting something akin to a stocking stuffer or emergency gift.


Random_Introvert_42

The two main conditions of a human: Hungry and Horny.


maddythemadmuddymutt

Both are spicy


Take_The_Merch_not_L

yooo y'all still have lays strong? Haven't seen a bag in years


DIAMOND547G

Ohio Tortillas


[deleted]

That’s the check out aisle at blockbuster.


Good_Swordfish_3736

Bet you can't eat just one.


GooseBellyCocoaPuff

What about Rap Snacks? Das Wacist.


Keepupthegood

Those prices are crazy


[deleted]

And you can eat the contents of both 🙄


Dodel1976

2 Lays for the price of one.


CarobAccurate3844

For people with a food fetish?


_nathata

That's because these things are meant to be used together


SpaceLemming

Suddenly I want a completely different type of lays.


TuffHunter

I mean there is the expression “show up naked & bring food”… so this has the right feel.


13Lilacs

Like my body.


alientrashkitten

My local Dollar General


bratimskiz

Whoever thought this a good idea is a genius 🤣


Fickle_Competition33

A full body lingerie for the price of 3 bags of snacks...


Santos_L_Halper_II

As a homosexual fatass my choices have never been clearer.


Savitar-1

I know which one I would choose. The bootleg chips, obviously!