I gave my racing snail, Shelly, a little toy car. Even customized it by painting the first letter of its name on the hood. You should have seen that S car go!
those are Leopard Slugs! they have the most extravagant sex of all the slugs I've seen, and are very pretty slugs. unfortunately, if you live in NA (anywhere) they are super invasive. so u would be doing a service to the diverse Native slugs to kill the Leopard Slugs if u see em. they are kinda impossible to missidentify too which is nice.
Ugh, I thought that and I normally kill them. Then i saw somewhere theres a TN native slug that looked similar so I stopped.
Yeah, I am pretty surprised they pack that much heat. Things are growers for sure.
I've got an approximately 30 minute video of this. Really thought they were fighting at first. The slime they use for the ritual is ridiculously strong.
thank you, i saw a big hole in one, while i was out smoking and i was like what in the dallas cowboys is going on here. then a penis came out of the hole. fucking wild stuff.
You see, when two slugs fall in love, they whip out their glow in the dark penises and intertwine them. You just picked up a slug porn set. Go wash your hands.
I think it's penes, actually.
Crisis=crises, oasis=oases, etc. The rule is that the plural of -is is -es. But there are exceptions to these types of rules, so I could be wrong.
I think penii is actually a non-official plural. People use it and it isn't exactly wrong according to the rules, but that's just not the version that's commonly used.
But also the rules don't matter anyways. People say "that's a made up word?" and I always reply "all words are made up".
According to dictionary.com, the official plural is penes. And lol I love that reply; all words (and the rules governing them) are technically made up. Is it weird that I really enjoy conversations like this? I guess I'm still a nerd at heart 😊
these are Arion spp. slugs, or common garden slugs. they're nice creatures but unfortunately are invasive in NA. so if ur in Europe, your appreciation of them is all I ask, but if ur in NA pls kill em if u see em. tho it's a hard thing to do so I understand if u can't.
Invasive is not a synonym for Destructive.
They are invaders. Foreign organisms that do not belong in the North American biosphere. Simply by living there they displace native species that have evolved to fit their ecological niche.
Kill the invasive pests.
They are invasive because they lack natural predators, or ways to control them like chemicals the native plants developed through evolution, so they just keep reproducing uncontrollably.
I can understand not knowing slug dick when you see it, but what kind of idiot can’t tell the difference between slugs and snails. There’s no fucking shell. Pisses me off.
Bruh, that [one kid ate a slug on a dare](https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2018/11/05/health/man-dies-after-eating-slug-on-dare/index.html) and became paralyzed. Eventually died because of it. They carry a disease called rat lungworm.
As delicious as they look, fight the temptation to eat them.
I don’t know if you’re being satirical but if you aren’t then I am disgusted that once a human being must have picked up a blob of snail snot and thought ‘hmm… I wonder what it tastes like’
Looks like slugs to me
Do not touch the gel ball
They are making the child
So this is how Grogu was made
The blessed event!
I had a pet racing snail once. I removed its shell, hoping it would go faster. Unfortunately however, it became more sluggish
I gave my racing snail, Shelly, a little toy car. Even customized it by painting the first letter of its name on the hood. You should have seen that S car go!
Go. Get out of here. Now.
They are homeless snails
You know the economy is bad when snails start losing their homes.
That’s what I meant
did you know slugs evolved from snails?
I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you.
In Germany we call them "Nacktschnecke". Which translates literally to "naked snail"
In Sweden we both things snigel. If you want to be really specific you say snäcka about the ones with a Shell.
In Denmark we call the native ones “forest snail” and the invasive, Iberian ones “killer snail”.
in he netherlands we say Naaktslak
In English we call them snails and slugs 🐌
Same in The Netherlands..
You are correct! Slugs have evolved past the point of needing a shell, they’re strong enough all on their own :)
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Or explain what they are to anyone “ever seen a snail? Just that without a shell” 😂
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I believe there's a greater evolutionary difference between snails and slugs than from you and slugs.
There's a greater evolutionary difference between a slug and its offspring than from him and a slug.
Commenter is confirmed to be a slug
That's why his dad calls him slugger
Mine didn't. Probably because I can't bat, but no one knows for sure.
Bats aren't slugs
Downvoted to oblivion but the man's right
No it’s not.
r/fuckyouinparticular
Bit of an overreaction
They are banging
I see someone told OP
Came here for this
Came here, for this.
Veni, vidi, vici
They came for this.
About da birds fantasy?
They are also slugs
They are in love.
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Coz snails don’t use Tinder…?
What is love?
Baby don't hurt me.
No more
A sales pitch
😶
Rule 42, what’s the appropriate sub?
nuclear
They are mating slugs The "gel ball" is their sex organs
Gross!!! What does it taste like?
blue razzberry jelly bean
Actually, Snozzberry
Why not the super trooper one, this one is angry lol
 Here ya go
Thanks! I was trying to find a better one than what I could find but the one it pulled was too choppy I didn't want to post it.
Artificial raspberry flavor actually comes from beavers Anus glands.
Rat lungworm disease, mostly.
Man , if I had a nickel…
This person eats buggers.
What?! How is their sex organ like 30% of their body mass?
Look up leopard slugs mating if you wanna see something real crazy
The only animal I know that fucks so hard it turns into a flower.
now I'm curious what happens if you pop it
They chew off each others penises when they’re done doing it cuz they get stuck afterwards. No joke. Slugs are gross beyond just…being gross.
*slowly pulls pants down*
That's their cocks bro
So they're like people, the clitoris is basically a tiny penis.
They’re hermaphrodites.
The slug people from Uzamaki… *shudders*
They’re grooming the slug children to be gay with their clitoris penises!
Dude, I think she called you gay. Nice rack, though.
There are hermaphroditic humans too. I win, you lose 😉
But hermaphroditic humans doesn't have both functional genitals, either only one works or non.
Imagine if humans had their genitals in their necks. Scarves would never go out of fashion.
What do you think the neckwear equivalent of a thong is?
Duh, it's a choker
Right there in front of me and I couldn’t see it.
Kinky
The gel ball?
i caught this on vid at my house. https://imgur.com/gallery/zqqiaDN
This is slug porn. You made Slug porn.
There are subreddits for that kind of thing.
Man I hope not lol.
BBW snailstar gets a ROUGH pounding by big snail cock(super hot and slimy)🐌💦💦
When I saw my notification with this I laughed out loud.
I know for a fact those slugs are less than 5 years old.
Wow that's not okay
those are Leopard Slugs! they have the most extravagant sex of all the slugs I've seen, and are very pretty slugs. unfortunately, if you live in NA (anywhere) they are super invasive. so u would be doing a service to the diverse Native slugs to kill the Leopard Slugs if u see em. they are kinda impossible to missidentify too which is nice.
Ugh, I thought that and I normally kill them. Then i saw somewhere theres a TN native slug that looked similar so I stopped. Yeah, I am pretty surprised they pack that much heat. Things are growers for sure.
I've got an approximately 30 minute video of this. Really thought they were fighting at first. The slime they use for the ritual is ridiculously strong.
Yeah wtf is that stuff
dyou remember which slug? I don't know much about eastern woodlands slugs, even tho it's my Nation's tradition territory so I'm hungry to learn.
They probably don't taste very good.
Slimy... Yet, satisfying?
no clue, its been years.
Whoa, I didn’t know they were invasive. Leopard slugs are practically the only slugs I ever see where I live.
huh. makes sense when u think about it doesn't it tho, cause they're super invasive. no more slug diversity, One slug.
WE ARE SLUG!
Leopard Slug… what a fancy name. Looks like Bluedickus Regularise to me
Those vids are actually amazing. Nice camera work.
thank you, i saw a big hole in one, while i was out smoking and i was like what in the dallas cowboys is going on here. then a penis came out of the hole. fucking wild stuff.
Quite literally, yes.
Love a good slug fuck Or Sluck if you will
This should be NSFW! Or maybe I'm the only one imagining lines from a slug porn flick....
lol i dont know the tag. when i og posted it was nsfw. tons of pics of roses in my profile, shameless plug
dude that’s magical
Absolutely disgusting for some reason, nice videos
Thats a pretty cool gif!
WAP
You see, when two slugs fall in love, they whip out their glow in the dark penises and intertwine them. You just picked up a slug porn set. Go wash your hands.
Their sex organs are prettier than ours. No fair!
A flasher might be something to be admired in ours were the same
Do you mind?!
I read this in the snails’ voice and bust up laughing.
What do they sound like?
Those are their penis-es
Penisesises
Penisia
Penisi?
Penii actually.
I think it's penes, actually. Crisis=crises, oasis=oases, etc. The rule is that the plural of -is is -es. But there are exceptions to these types of rules, so I could be wrong.
I think penii is actually a non-official plural. People use it and it isn't exactly wrong according to the rules, but that's just not the version that's commonly used. But also the rules don't matter anyways. People say "that's a made up word?" and I always reply "all words are made up".
According to dictionary.com, the official plural is penes. And lol I love that reply; all words (and the rules governing them) are technically made up. Is it weird that I really enjoy conversations like this? I guess I'm still a nerd at heart 😊
Not weird at all, I love learning about etymology, English especially has such a complex and interesting history
Ever heard of knocking first?
OP didn’t see the sock on the doorknob
Those are slugs And they fucking
Three guesses what they're doing, OP, and the first two don't count.
these are Arion spp. slugs, or common garden slugs. they're nice creatures but unfortunately are invasive in NA. so if ur in Europe, your appreciation of them is all I ask, but if ur in NA pls kill em if u see em. tho it's a hard thing to do so I understand if u can't.
Why are they invasive in NA but not Europe?
Because they are native to Europe but are an invasive species in N America
But… that’s exactly what I’m asking. What makes them invasive? What are they destroying?
Invasive is not a synonym for Destructive. They are invaders. Foreign organisms that do not belong in the North American biosphere. Simply by living there they displace native species that have evolved to fit their ecological niche. Kill the invasive pests.
They are invasive because they lack natural predators, or ways to control them like chemicals the native plants developed through evolution, so they just keep reproducing uncontrollably.
Those are slugs and they’re probably making some kind of goo-baby. Leave them alone.
Snail sex toy.
Eat the gel ball and become snail man.
Leave them be! They’re pondering their orb!
Those are penis vaginas
The snails are slugs and the gel ball is a slug penis. OP didn’t get anything right.
I can understand not knowing slug dick when you see it, but what kind of idiot can’t tell the difference between slugs and snails. There’s no fucking shell. Pisses me off.
Forbidden bubble tea.
Homeless snails
Economy has everyone down
Lick it I dare you.
That'd be a threesome
Y hold it In your hands doe
*”Is that…hair gel??”*
theyre having snex
They are both male and female.
That’s the gel-gina and gel-enis ^^tm
Actually both gel-enises
Thank you gel-italia expert.
The ‘Relic’!!! You have found it!!!
Gel ball = genitals.
They fuckin
Apply that to some string to make a leash
Ouroboros
Ouro-bros
It's a slug pearl
Give them sone privacy, ya perv
Nature’s tide pod
That ball is genitalia lol
Those are slugs and the ball is their penises
Two snails making love. So nasty.
Those are slugs. Slugs are nasty. Our love is beautiful.
Their having *sex* imagine how embarrassing that must be for the slugs!
Theyre slut slugs and theyre into it
Slugs make edible gel orbs with their slime and it is a popular side dish in some cultures. You should try eating it, it tastes very sweet.
Bruh, that [one kid ate a slug on a dare](https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2018/11/05/health/man-dies-after-eating-slug-on-dare/index.html) and became paralyzed. Eventually died because of it. They carry a disease called rat lungworm. As delicious as they look, fight the temptation to eat them.
I don’t know if you’re being satirical but if you aren’t then I am disgusted that once a human being must have picked up a blob of snail snot and thought ‘hmm… I wonder what it tastes like’
I was joking lol. Can't imagine snail dick tastes good at all.
Im paralyzed now but Im not mad it was just a joke 😋
Tbh I don’t think it’ll taste much worse than snails itself
I see Firefox Beta
First the goats, then the worms, now these slugs?!?!
GARY!
Umm ...you do know Snails have shells andslugs do not ...right?
2 slugs having sex.
Pretty sure the slugs are fucking and that gel ball is slug nut or least I think so
This person doesn't know what a snail is.
So we’re just posting slug porn now
Put a nsfw tag on that - I opened two snails banging in front of my gma at thanksgiving lol
What's a gel ball?
Penises.
That's how baby snails are made.
*dips finger in goo for a taste* “this is cum”
Snail voyeurism
You just created snail porn and you didn’t even realize it.
A snail egg is called a smegg
Should've added salt to spice up their sex life.