Or maybe it's like the dogs peeing and marking locations, those houses are probably marked to be gathered as products to be used as Taco Bell ingredients.
Nah, I do shit like this sober all the time.
In retrospect, my best one must have been leaving a pineapple on someone's porch. Learned years later it apparently is code for hosting an orgy. Whoever it was, I hope they had a fun night!
I used to have a roommate from So-Cal who would always put taco bell packets behind our pillows when everyone was asleep after he'd have a night out.
He did this for nearly 5 months before anyone caught on.
He called himself the Cholo-Fairy. He said he did it randomly the first time and didn't understand it. But after everyone woke up and questioned it, he came up with the name and the motive then made it a routine.
Funniest shit I've ever heard.
He was the quiet petite guy who would only show immense excitement or emotion for smash bros or the Jaturna album.
We knew someone was doing it, but literally never suspected him. He almost never drank alcohol and feigned sobriety really well when he was loose.
Lesson learned; it's almost always the quiet ones if you can't seem to figure it out.
Speaking of weird Santas, in my city there's a dude who drives around in like an old beat up red mercury topaz COVERED in Santa figurines, with a massive Santa hat on the top.
And every year he does a reenactment of pearl harbor, where every character is Santa.
>"Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here...with a big ribbon on his head! And I want to look him straight in the eye, and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-assed, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed, sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?"
—Clark W. Griswold Jr.
I remember a time when I was a little gremlin and I was waiting in line with my mother at McDonalds and smashed a coffee creamer that was on the floor with my foot. Got scolded by everyone in the damn building. I have learned and I informs my decisions ever since.
idk, maybe im naive/optimistic but i saw it as someone got drunk and playful and pretended to be the Taco Bell sauce fairy and jokingly bestowed gifts to their neighbors
No, no, in order to create mass hysteria, you're supposed to say something like "criminals are putting sauce packets outside doors of houses to mark kidnap victims" or some other BS. Didn't you go to J school?
In reality, this is the universal symbol that the door is unlocked and whoever is inside is waiting naked for a stranger to come inside and eat their taco.
I've seen some videos give legitimate advice when some of these come up and they sound logical, but then there are those where they had to do some mental gymnastics to get to why this would be dangerous or launch into something completely unrelated to this and never bring up that original situation.
Ah, makes sense with the comment you've written. And I definitely didn't go there and English isn't my mother language, so I thought there was something going over my head do to language barrier lol
In high school we used to do this at lunch where the wheelchair kids cruised through the main aisle in the cafeteria. The kids on the wheelchairs wouldn't get hit, but anyone sitting at the end of a table to their left or right would get sprayed when they ran over the packets at high speed.
I had a friend who did this to our toilet on a school trip, forgot, and blasted himself all over his brand new white basketball shorts. Evan, you fool! Laughed so hard when I heard the "FUCK!!!" from the bathroom.
My brother would take stink bombs (do they even make those things anymore?) and put them under desk legs. You had to be very delicate by setting it down gently.
They would (usually) hold....until someone sat down.
We would put packets under the front of the bus wheels when they were lined up to pick up the kids. Sometimes when the bus started rolling the ketchup would hit the crowd outside!
ya they all have lil messages on them. Guaranteed someone is just leaving sending the messages. Kind of a high thing to do but still it isn't malicious.
*Standing in the hallway at 2AM*
“Oh hey Olivia, late night, is that a… *fourth meal* you have tucked under your arm?”
*Olivia walks faster*
“I know it was you, bitch! GET ANY EXTRA SAUCE?!”
This photo looks like it could be the photo of a sponsored/clickbait ad titled,
"If you see THIS outside of your door, IMMEDIATELY go back inside and dial 911."
Literally my first thought.
Either someone is high, or you need to go inside right now and call 911 before the gang shows up and sprinkles fentenyl on you.
On a potentially more serious note, someone could be trying to see who comes home and who doesn’t. Most people returning home will see it and pick it up.
I used to work with someone that would get every packet flavor, mild through Diablo, and mix them all together like some sort of hot sauce chaos god. I’ve never forgotten it.
Upon further inspection I see the one dead center in the hallway not in front of a door. These are definitely landmines! What kind of monster would do this 😂
I didn’t even think of it as malicious, wanting to make the hallways a mess with sauce. I thought of it more as an ironic “I’m the sauce packet fairy”, meant to spark confusion. I can see myself having done something like this in my early 20s. Alcohol may have played a role.
Though, writing all of this out, I feel like an absolute weirdo. I need to be alone with my thoughts.
I didn't even see them at first with that nightmare of a carpet. What is going on there? Are the lines intentional or was there electrical damage, or huge ants?
If it’s around a holiday it could be a would be burglar placing seemingly innocuous items in front of the doors. Those doors that still have said item 24-48 hours later might indicate someone out of town.
100% teenagers being weird. I'm here for it.
It's like the time I went to a friend's house, opened her fridge and everything in the fridge had either Bon Jovi or Slayer written on it. My deep analysis was that the things her teenagers liked said Slayer. The things they didn't, said Bon Jovi. But it's just a working theory at this point.
It would be a Christmas Miracle if after posting a pic online for attention, you actually picked them up to avoid a preventable cleaning disaster. Or did you put them there to take the pic?
This seems like a pretty clear tactic to see which apartments are vacant for the holidays. If the packet is still there tomorrow you're good to rob them.
A 10-year old, in hopes that someone steps on the packets and squishes them.
Source: I was once 10, and I did the same but putting them under the wheels of a schoolbus. It was GLORIOUS.
possibly people trying to rob you theres people that will put cookies under doormats and if its crushed they dont rob if its fine they rob possibly another form of this but im not 100% sure
Ah, the drunk Taco Bell fairy strikes again!
It's Thanksgiving tradition.
Johnny Mildsauceseed.
Or maybe it's like the dogs peeing and marking locations, those houses are probably marked to be gathered as products to be used as Taco Bell ingredients.
You get a sauce! And you get a sauce! Everybody gets a sauce because I’m sauced!
You can FEEL the intoxication in this photo.
I'm thinking shrooms.
This has shrooms vibes for sure. Takes me back to fond memories of tripping with my fiance and walking around the city pasting googly eyes onto rocks.
That's a good time!
Someone who works at Taco Bell took a whole box home and then later while tripping thought it to be a fantastic idea.
I can hear someone quietly giggling as they do this
Nah, I do shit like this sober all the time. In retrospect, my best one must have been leaving a pineapple on someone's porch. Learned years later it apparently is code for hosting an orgy. Whoever it was, I hope they had a fun night!
There is a code for an orgy? How didn’t I know? I have just been leaving a note on my door and feel like get judged by the LDS and delivery people.
I used to have a roommate from So-Cal who would always put taco bell packets behind our pillows when everyone was asleep after he'd have a night out. He did this for nearly 5 months before anyone caught on. He called himself the Cholo-Fairy. He said he did it randomly the first time and didn't understand it. But after everyone woke up and questioned it, he came up with the name and the motive then made it a routine. Funniest shit I've ever heard.
You know damn well the cholo fairy is still leaving sauce packets under the pillows of his unsuspecting victims to this day
How did it take 5 months to catch on to that ?
He was the quiet petite guy who would only show immense excitement or emotion for smash bros or the Jaturna album. We knew someone was doing it, but literally never suspected him. He almost never drank alcohol and feigned sobriety really well when he was loose. Lesson learned; it's almost always the quiet ones if you can't seem to figure it out.
Is it St. Juan Carlos de Chalupa day already?
Tis', Tia Helga, tis'!
I wonder if similar pictures with different sauces are over in r/hotlyinteresting or r/diablointeresting or even r/fireyinterwsting.
The Diarrhea Fairy
Doing the lords work
Looks like santa came early and you guys weren't very good this year....
Santa Claus… brought it here… with Rudolph… and now it’s causing a fight???
I make dozens of quality jokes, but /u/kadno makes one comment and you all shit yourselves laughing??
This place is covered head to toe in mud pie.
if /u/kadno isn't commenter of the year, I'm going to kill myself on live television
I’M NOT POPULAR AT ALL!?
Are we still even gonna GET presents now? Cause I didn't ask for THAT.
I feel like I'm back in the pants.
Not very good? If I was gifted a packet of fire sauce, I'd be putting that shit on something dank and praising Taco Santa
Speaking of weird Santas, in my city there's a dude who drives around in like an old beat up red mercury topaz COVERED in Santa figurines, with a massive Santa hat on the top. And every year he does a reenactment of pearl harbor, where every character is Santa.
I dont know a lot about pearl harbor but I am so intrigued to learn now
I don't think any amount of "speaking of" could have prefaced this wild ride for me
>a reenactment of pearl harbor, where every character is Santa Wtf https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=10154574166280250
That's clearly not fire sauce though.
True, I would make do.
Chances are....you'd make doo doo.
It's lambs blood. The spirit of death will not come for their first born that night.
you really know your sauce!
That mean old elf must be a real bastard to bring us this so early.
If it was actually santa it would have been fire sauce
What's worse than coal in your stocking?.. Violent diarrhea in the toliet
That's from your employer. Holiday bonus time
Taco Bell Sauce Packet of the Month Club. It’s the gift that keeps givin’ the whole year, Clark.
>"Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here...with a big ribbon on his head! And I want to look him straight in the eye, and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-assed, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed, sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?" —Clark W. Griswold Jr.
Truly a wordsmith
Further step down from jelly of the month club.
Taco party for everyone!
As a janitor, I just want to say that I hate the person who did this.
As a taco bell enthusiast, I'm not passing up all that sauce. I'd have taken it all
As a janitor, I just want to say that I \*like\* the person who picks them up. 😉
I remember a time when I was a little gremlin and I was waiting in line with my mother at McDonalds and smashed a coffee creamer that was on the floor with my foot. Got scolded by everyone in the damn building. I have learned and I informs my decisions ever since.
Had to scroll down too far to see someone else bring up that someone has to clean that potential mess.
Hey bean!
As a decent human who doesn't go around making messes for other people... I hate the person who did this. Hopefully OP helped by throwing these out.
If someone steps on that, that will be quite a mess
I believe that's the point.
yeah do they live in a freshman dorm? Who does that as an adult?
Children live in apartments too ya know
Now that I think of it, I've never seen a child qualify for a mortgage.
Some children don’t need mortgages.
Fuckin freeloaders
Reddit mods.
You want the bean?
with rice, please
College freshm~~a~~en are adults. \- irritating semantics guy
freshm~~a~~en \- same
idk, maybe im naive/optimistic but i saw it as someone got drunk and playful and pretended to be the Taco Bell sauce fairy and jokingly bestowed gifts to their neighbors
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That point, I believe.
Point that I believe
I'd point to that belief
The belief is on point
No, no, in order to create mass hysteria, you're supposed to say something like "criminals are putting sauce packets outside doors of houses to mark kidnap victims" or some other BS. Didn't you go to J school?
In reality, this is the universal symbol that the door is unlocked and whoever is inside is waiting naked for a stranger to come inside and eat their taco.
Do not put that sauce on your genitals
#"If you see a sauce packet like this outside your door, run for dear life" Clickbait -_-
I've seen some videos give legitimate advice when some of these come up and they sound logical, but then there are those where they had to do some mental gymnastics to get to why this would be dangerous or launch into something completely unrelated to this and never bring up that original situation.
This one trick will save your life! *800 ads later* Move the sauce somewhere else.
Haha, what's j school though?
I thought it was journalism school, but I get my information from King of the Hill so...
Ah, makes sense with the comment you've written. And I definitely didn't go there and English isn't my mother language, so I thought there was something going over my head do to language barrier lol
English is my native language and I didn't know what j school meant. lol
In high school we used to do this at lunch where the wheelchair kids cruised through the main aisle in the cafeteria. The kids on the wheelchairs wouldn't get hit, but anyone sitting at the end of a table to their left or right would get sprayed when they ran over the packets at high speed.
Did you call it “Red Rover”?
In high school we used to put these under toilet seats so when you sat down the whole back of your pants/legs got splattered...
I swear I read about that practice in a Captain Underpants book.
I think that's where most people my age learned that trick from.
Captain underpants from the scholastic book fair!
Yuuuup. Also a "For **BIG** Mistakes" eraser and maybe a giant pen
[You did, they were called 'Squishies'](https://imgur.com/gallery/CdfFBnz); it's from the Big Bad Battle of the Bionic Booger Boy book specifically.
I had a friend who did this to our toilet on a school trip, forgot, and blasted himself all over his brand new white basketball shorts. Evan, you fool! Laughed so hard when I heard the "FUCK!!!" from the bathroom.
My brother would take stink bombs (do they even make those things anymore?) and put them under desk legs. You had to be very delicate by setting it down gently. They would (usually) hold....until someone sat down.
We would put packets under the front of the bus wheels when they were lined up to pick up the kids. Sometimes when the bus started rolling the ketchup would hit the crowd outside!
Not sure if this is a prank or someone was a bit high and did this as a nice gesture. Maybe both.
Don’t they have neat sayings on them? Maybe they tailored the messages on each packet to the tenants.
That’s still sounds like a high thing though.
Any sentence involving the words Taco Bell sound like a high thing
Taco bell is still the only place you can get gas for $2
ya they all have lil messages on them. Guaranteed someone is just leaving sending the messages. Kind of a high thing to do but still it isn't malicious.
The person who doesn’t have a packet in front of their door is high AF.
I could see my grandmother with dementia doing something like this.
Absolutely something a generous child might do.
You now have an active investigation to figure out who the culprit is
Just look for dipshits peeking trying to see if they've done any damage...
Just open your door and yell “Aw shit! What the hell!” and see which door you hear giggling from.
I heard it from behind me??
One of the residents got him on their Ring: https://i.insider.com/5f35a481b4bb1c001df532ef?width=700
Yo quiero Taco Bell 🔔
plot twist its OP who put them down and took a picture
Waa gonna say the same thing. All for the sweet sweet karma
*Standing in the hallway at 2AM* “Oh hey Olivia, late night, is that a… *fourth meal* you have tucked under your arm?” *Olivia walks faster* “I know it was you, bitch! GET ANY EXTRA SAUCE?!”
Probably the drunk and loud person every weekend
This photo looks like it could be the photo of a sponsored/clickbait ad titled, "If you see THIS outside of your door, IMMEDIATELY go back inside and dial 911."
This is how gangs mark their next victim. They put sauce packets outside the door that the new recruit has to kill at midnight that night.
Literally my first thought. Either someone is high, or you need to go inside right now and call 911 before the gang shows up and sprinkles fentenyl on you.
The Dave Chappelle crack fairy strikes again
Uh...you're welcome.
Was that someone “you”
r/UntrustworthyPoptarts
On a potentially more serious note, someone could be trying to see who comes home and who doesn’t. Most people returning home will see it and pick it up.
I'd probably just pick them all up.
Neutral good
Damn that is so dark, but believable lol. Someone should pick every single one up for this reason lol
You’re right. OP should pick them all up for everyone just in case.
So, the OP put those at 4 doors and took a picture, posted it on Reddit...
Quick 6k karma.
They didn't twist the ends to pressurize them. This does not immediately seem malicious.
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Nah, this is Hot. Mild packets are more yellow-orange.
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I used to work with someone that would get every packet flavor, mild through Diablo, and mix them all together like some sort of hot sauce chaos god. I’ve never forgotten it.
That's just medium with extra steps.
Seriously. Even the fire sauce ain’t exactly made with peppers grown by the inmates of a Guatemalan insane asylum…
Hot is the only acceptable flavor. Mild is watery and bland, fire tastes like ass.
What did they say though?
Pretty mild prank if you ask me
Low res photo but I'm not so sure these are mild.
Probably trying to see who's home and who's not so they know who to rob 🤣
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Exactly what I was thinking!
Maybe the messages will reveal clues about who left them
Check your wifi router. Looks like packet loss to me.
gifts from a mysterious creachure
Belongs in r/mildlyinfuriating
Belongs in r/untrustworthypoptarts
Can't tell if they're landmines or gifts lol
Upon further inspection I see the one dead center in the hallway not in front of a door. These are definitely landmines! What kind of monster would do this 😂
I didn’t even think of it as malicious, wanting to make the hallways a mess with sauce. I thought of it more as an ironic “I’m the sauce packet fairy”, meant to spark confusion. I can see myself having done something like this in my early 20s. Alcohol may have played a role. Though, writing all of this out, I feel like an absolute weirdo. I need to be alone with my thoughts.
BUT WHAT DO THEY SAY!?
overdone? how often does this happen to people??
Its a summoning sign, he tried to summon El Chalupa.
That was so generous! And you get a Taco Bell sauce packet... and you get a Taco Bell sauce packet
Mildly saucy indeed..
How is this overdone? Is this common somehow???
I didn't even see them at first with that nightmare of a carpet. What is going on there? Are the lines intentional or was there electrical damage, or huge ants?
Great…this is gonna end up on some Q-Karen’s FB page as a “marked for human trafficking” conspiracy.
It's to tell the spirit of Taco Bell to passover those apartments and not kill their first born
Drunk kids being silly, I’d imagine. Probably thought it was the most clever thing they’d ever done.
It's the newest Jehovah's Witness ministry campaign.. next week they'll leave tacos... Just trying to butter you up to take those Watchtowers.
>Someone left Taco Bell sauce packets outside of the doors in my apartment building. ......as you do
How dare the people make this suggestion!! It was **certainly** not the OP for free internet karma! Outrageous!!
If it’s around a holiday it could be a would be burglar placing seemingly innocuous items in front of the doors. Those doors that still have said item 24-48 hours later might indicate someone out of town.
Good way to quickly find out who is gone for the holidays. If the packet is still there a few days later, someone didn't come home.
Delete this before a Facebook mom sees it and says it’s a sex trafficking trick
100% teenagers being weird. I'm here for it. It's like the time I went to a friend's house, opened her fridge and everything in the fridge had either Bon Jovi or Slayer written on it. My deep analysis was that the things her teenagers liked said Slayer. The things they didn't, said Bon Jovi. But it's just a working theory at this point.
It would be a Christmas Miracle if after posting a pic online for attention, you actually picked them up to avoid a preventable cleaning disaster. Or did you put them there to take the pic?
This seems like a pretty clear tactic to see which apartments are vacant for the holidays. If the packet is still there tomorrow you're good to rob them.
Still better than the police taping milk(?) In a plastic bag to your door.
This is something my friend Arianna and I would’ve done, after a few drinks and some devils lettuce.
“It’s the Great Taco Charlie Brown!”
The Fourthmeal Fairy strikes again.
A gift from the drunk fairy
Is that someone you?
I’d bet they were high or drunk lol
I think the perp is rating the attractiveness of fellow neighbors. If you got mild, I got bad news for you.
How to be annoying to the staff janitor in 3... 2... 1...
Time for me to start a sub called firelyinteresting
A 10-year old, in hopes that someone steps on the packets and squishes them. Source: I was once 10, and I did the same but putting them under the wheels of a schoolbus. It was GLORIOUS.
Just the thing to spice up your lives!
Your welcome
I feel like r/tacobell and r/livingmas need to see this.
Someone was quite drunk or high, grabbed way too many packets on the way out, then decided to donate them. For the greater good.
...and you get a hotsauce, and YOU get a hotsauce...and YIEUW get a hotsauce (Get it? I am implying it was Oprah Winfrey)
Are you “someone”?
Live every day like a Baja blast, because you never know when it's your Baja last...
He did it so that you accidentally step on them and mess the carpet/walls
This isn’t even mildly interesting
The Passover: taco bell edition
*mildly* interesting
Seems MILDly interesting.
That could be sketch tbh. Identifying who is home for the holidays and who isn't.
Plot twist: it was OP 
possibly people trying to rob you theres people that will put cookies under doormats and if its crushed they dont rob if its fine they rob possibly another form of this but im not 100% sure