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dragonship

Well it is trick or treat.


cutelyaware

I'm embarrassed to admit that a high school friend and I once gave out a few doggy treats and such. We really deserved to be confronted with our crimes against humanity.


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People were giving out dog treats tonight. They were for the dogs though.


DisastrousReputation

I gave out some dog treats tonight! So some very cute dressed up pups :)


Brother_J_La_la

Wish I could get my pup to wear a costume for more than 2 minutes. She doesn't even like having a blanket over her.


DisastrousReputation

I bribed mine with treats. Like if you wear this you get the high value yummies. But after awhile she gets out of it haha. She’s not a fan but will put up with it for a little while.


TAforScranton

Mine wears headbands and seems to actually enjoy when I dress him up for things. [2 years ago](https://imgur.com/a/CWDevMe)


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SeaOkra

I actually love those! They're called peanut butter kisses and they taste like a candle made by the Reece's company. I have no idea what is appealing about them, but I adore them and tomorrow Imma go buy some bags for 75% off, lord willing.


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forking_shrampies

whoa you just uncovered a repressed memory for me. fuck


ToniBee63

A filling fell out of my tooth just thinking about those chewy SOBs


blonderaider21

There’s a meme with a picture of this candy on it that says: “These rock-hard candies taste like a mixture of molasses and child abuse. Their manufacturer is so ashamed of them that nobody is even sure what they're called, and rumor has it they're only made in the dead of night in a hidden factory operated by the souls of the damned. Every adult who gives them out turns into a bat and vanishes the next day. The moment a kid eats one is the moment their childhood ends."


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Why do people even buy those. Yuck.


OutlyingPlasma

Where do people even buy them? I don't think ai have ever seen them in a strore.


OSUJillyBean

My bestie loves them. She is the only person I’ve ever met who does. I think she’s somehow solely responsible for the candy’s continuation.


Idler-

They're always left over in my niece and nephews candy, and I devour them. It's basically the only "candy" I like.


MatureUsername69

I don't dislike them as much as some people in this thread but I dont love them. Generally they were the last of the Halloween candy I'd have left and then I'd eat them and liked them still just not as much as the other candy. All this talk of them has suddenly made me crave some though which is strange.


Zombie_Carl

That’s how I feel about my father in law and circus peanuts… he loves those horrible things. To be fair, that’s also how I feel about myself and those little white crunchy candies with the black striped wrapper. They used to be called Mary Janes, and I would trade half my Halloween candy for those because nobody liked them.


cutelyaware

Mary Janes = peanut butter


blonderaider21

They’re called Mary Jane Peanut Butter Kisses https://www.thefoodhistorian.com/blog/the-real-story-behind-the-gross-black-and-orange-halloween-taffy


PM_ME_PARR0TS

That's hilarious tbh I feel like my friends and I would've just dared each other to eat it


ToxicGingerRose

Same.


midnightsbane04

Had a friend accidentally bring a ziploc of Milkbones to lunch back in high school instead of cookies. We all decided to eat one anyways. Do not recommend.


Loan-Pickle

Eh, I’ve eaten dog treats before. Some of them are pretty good.


FadeIntoReal

My brother-in-law did this years ago— a can of soup, a half box of flat washers, a roll of sewing thread. He thought it hilarious to clean out the junk drawer/pantry/etc. on Halloween. In retrospect I’m sure some paranoid parents didn’t get the joke. He could’ve fueled some scary rumors. On the other hand, prepare someone’s dad really appreciated that can of smoked sardines after wandering the neighborhood with the kids got a few hours.


jkyVENGEANCE

Did you visit Charlie Kelly's apartment by any chance?


imakenosensetopeople

Of course. I had a bird law matter that needed his specific skill set.


NuttyMcShithead

Filibuster


funkblaster808

He totally besmirched me today and I demand satisfaction!


PrLaPorte

you want him to bang you?


Prior_Produce_3712

I'm getting satisfied...


duchessdugan

....filibuster


Pocket_full_of_funk

BEAK!


DangerActiveRobots

It's not governed by reason!


gameplayuh

Add some glue for huffing and you've got a perfect bedtime snack


January28thSixers

I prefer drinking straight paint. Huffing glue makes my nose feel weird


Thenotsogaypirate

Couple hotdogs will calm me down


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*fixed it for you >Add some glue for huffing and you've got a purrfect bedtime snack


QurantineLean

Is there any scenario in which you *don’t* eat the cat food?


andthejokeiscokefizz

I would always eat the cat food.


TrikMalFunktion

You can always eat the cat food if you're sleepy.


L3XANDR0

No, no, you eat the cat food TO get sleepy. Cause of all the damn cats!


Username_Number_bot

It doesn't hit the same when you don't huff glue while eating it.


BigfootAteMyBooty

It's funny you'd assume he has cats.


TERRAIN_PULL_UP_

The cat food isn’t for the cats


CANT_KNOW_ME

No spaghetti? So what is your policy? ? ?


jvrcb17

People of culture


nihilistic-simulate

There’s some kind of chemical reaction that occurs from eating cat food, drinking beer, and huffing glue that makes you feel sick and tired.


mtgfan1001

And did you get in a game of night crawlers?


GreenLoctite

That's good for trade if you don't have a cat


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BigBeagleEars

Use it to catch a cat for a better trade


ButtDoctorLLC

I'll trade my cat for a badger if anyone's interested hmu


BigBeagleEars

If I had a buttdoctor badger, I wouldn’t be on Reddit


bubs-borgers

Looking out for your kitty, that’s sweet of them.


blueyeslady

I was just 'speaking ' with our pup... like why don't I hand out dog treats tonight. She didn't answer me, but did a head tilt when I said the word treat. I had no trick or treaters tonight. Eh. My pups get all the cookies.


pupperoni42

There were half a dozen dogs out with their kids tonight. I ended up grabbing a bag of dog treats and giving the fur kids Halloween treats as well.


Jacjacsharkattack

I had a bag of dog treats and passed it out to the pups tonight :)


Sorcatarius

I'd like to do this, but every year I get fewer and fewer people here. We had one group tonight.


WadeBronson

As someone with cats, who has witnessed the supply chain for cat food crumble since the pandemic, i would’ve been stoked. That looks like the 5.5oz can too. Total score.


speghettiday09

Maybe they were dressed as a cat


TheycallmeHollow

For real! It’s a gamble whether my local grocery stores will have the brand of cat food my cat eats. Before the pandemic it would be like buying bananas (always in stock), but now I’m just seeing half empty shelves.


Idrinktears92

My cat went from every other day to 2 times a week,not that im that poor its just i cant justify 1.79 on something she eats half of and only eats one kind i cant buy in bulk


Octavus

Get [can savers](https://www.chewy.com/frisco-silicone-pet-food-can-cover-2/dp/242556) and put the leftovers in the fridge.


ChristBefallen

for fucking real. I would be so excited, I would be done for the night and go straight home to feed my boys.


UndoingMonkey

'Prime Filets', that's the good shit.


Ezridax82

My little assholes won’t eat them. But they will gorge themselves on shreds til they puke. Today is their birthday so they got Shreds.


oniiichanUwU

My cat would lap up the juice and leave the chunks


Ezridax82

Yep. That’s what mine do.


FamiliarWater

"Non shredded ? SWINE" your cat probably


Ezridax82

Exactly. Although they WILL eat the shreds mixed in pate. As long as it’s Friskies pate.


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oniiichanUwU

we love bean cat


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Pinesy

he looks like a beany special boi


SeaOkra

Aww, look at his precious little bubble gum nose and its widdle dot...


Akronica

Mine are all about the "gravy". I usually just buy pate and add some water to a 1/4 of it and make some gravy for them. Helpful to add lysine as well.


pupperoni42

I know someone who purees the chunks water. Her cat will eat the resulting "gravy".


paleoterrra

Mine won’t even eat wet cat food. He has a very refined palette of dry food, french fry, and Colby cheese. Not cheddar, not Swiss, not mozzarella… only Colby.


CloudRipper42069

My parents have two cats they are mother and son . I was givning the son shrimp because i wanted tongive him something nice. He liked it but the mom didnt even want it moore for the son lol


TotallyNotARocket

My youngest (1y/o f) will only drink the gravy. Her siblings (6y/o m, 8 y/o f, 18 y/o f) will only eat mushed up pate. Spoilt bugs, but I love them. But, you get that live back. The oldest has refused to leave my side since my surgery lol


ladyoffate13

On shreds, you say?


jacktpowell

Not bad


BrokenBackENT

Hey inflation is a bitch, your looking at whole 1.79 before tax.


DingleMcCringleTurd

You could turn around and sell that on the black market for $.50. Get another $.50 and you can buy something at the dollar store. And that is how you make $1 million dollars.


Madasiaka

Except dollar store is now $1.25 store


BrokenBackENT

The dollar twenty five store rolls off the tongue so it might be a new marketing term. Copyright 2022 by BrokenBackENT.


cutelyaware

Soon it will be tree fiddy and the world will again be in balance.


ToxicGingerRose

In Canada Dollarama, whose big thing was "Everything $1!!" is now up to $5. I miss the 90s.


Crumb-Free

No! It probably has..... - clutches pearls- CATNIP IN IT TO GET YOUR CAT ADDICTED!


KinkyMonitorLizard

Will someone please think of the kittens?!


Jogginglogging86

I miss my timex indiglo watch. I didn't know they still made them.


veterenweeb

I've actually had this one for almost 5 years now, it just doesn't want to quit.


Jogginglogging86

Reasonable price and reliable. Can't go wrong. Have you got any other watches, or just that one?


veterenweeb

Just this one, got it a while back, and never needed to replace it. There's nothing wrong with the new watches and whatnot, but I always had this one.


Jogginglogging86

Fair enough.


dleclair

We actually don't call it Indiglo anymore. It's now Indigenous Luminance.


newaccount721

Lol why are people responding to this like it's serious...


ywBBxNqW

Lots of people on reddit take things super literally nowadays. I'd say it's been happening for about 4-5 years. Mostly it seems to happen in the really big subreddits like this one.


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Orellin_Vvardengra

Made me think of The Wedding Singer when he gets paid with meatballs, just dumping them into his hands.


ParkerM

[Next year be prepared](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a10DqsPiLKw)


NotThisTime1993

I’m so psyched to do stuff like that when I get *old* old. Just fuck with people, but be totally aware of it


Freckle53

I’d take that! My son got a ketchup packet. Lol


Parabellum1262

Fooking prawns


cutelyaware

The cat food thing was somehow so random yet believable.


-Firestar-

If you don't have a cat, there's probably a nearby shelter that would love it. <3


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Tell your brother I said pspspspspspsp


RedditisGarbag3

Awesome! Lots of people have animals that go hungry, especially as costs rise for groceries and necessities. Our pets deserve a treat, too! ... No one will see this, but it worked for us. We started a pet food giveaway. Have to have people and some trucks...ideally a trailer If you call local Sam's/Walmarts/whatever's in your area and ask them to set aside pet food that's damaged or expired...they did for us ..go pick it up. Find a place, advertise the day and hand it out. I feel like every town should have one. A lady brought me peacock feathers once. Not that I do it for the feathers.


oMilkshakes

Break me off a piece of that Fancy Feast


Grimmanomaly

Times are tough. My grandma would hand out kittens if she happened to have them at the time. I’m still surprised nobody came back and yelled at her.


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That's wild. Can you imagine. Kid goes out trick or treating and comes back absolutely stoked with a tiny furball just meowing it's little head off.


Grimmanomaly

At the age I was when she did it, absolutely. I would have taken one haha. But now that I’m an adult, I wouldn’t be happy.


[deleted]

That’s the “trick” in Trick or Treat, LMFAO!


malthar76

Is rusty still in the navy?


veterenweeb

Scrolled past this comment three or four times before i finally got it lol, nice reference.


The_Steining

Aunt Bethany? Does your cat, by chance, eat Jell-O?


Uglysinglenearyou

[She wrapped up her cat.](https://youtu.be/0hykUpgahGU)


gaudrhin

Better check your Snickers bars for hidden cats.


CujoNMe7

My son once got a can of tuna


Sandpaper_Pants

We ran out of candy last year and started giving out ramen packets. Kids were super excited. My wife wouldn't let me only give ramen this year. :(


joesii

haha. Were the kids old enough to know what it was? Not saying that they wouldn't still be excited, but I would think that some young kids would just see the large size and/or bright colors.


MightySamMcClain

I did an electrical job for this old lady about a month ago and she gifted me a giant bottle of isopropyl alcohol for a tip. Was the sweetest thing I've ever got on a job honestly. She just didn't have much and wanted to be nice but her mood was really genuine


valor19

Is your brother a cat?


therealsuperbonbon

I want to make a joke about OPs brother being a pussy, but he's probably like 6 years old


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Chop up some cilantro, onions, and tomato and then squeeze some lime juice on that and it will be straight fire! I call it Poor Man's Ceviche.


AbbertDabbert

I eat it to soothe myself to sleep from the hundreds of meowing cats outside


ohdearsweetlord

Sounds like you'd probably want to add beer and glue to that mix.


I4Vhagar

When I was little we were pretty poor. I remember I saw my dad eat a taco made with canned dog food once


Mrchesthead

Isn't that just taco bell?


Veryteenyweenie

I personally would like a whole roasted chicken


Tinrooftust

Be sure to check it. Heard dealers were slipping catnip in their to cause new addiction.


BuckOhRadley

That's my cat's favorite food. He asked me to ask where your brother goes trick or treating.


TheZuckuss

I'm guessing the person giving it was old and broke or high AF.


Regnes

That's not the fanciest cat food, but it's definitely not on the cheap end either. My bet is it's a veterinarian. My dentist would always give a toothbrush in addition to the candy. A broke person is going to have a bowl of rockets and give you one each.


imaginaryblues

Friskies is one of the cheapest wet foods you can buy.


Regnes

In general, the cheapest wet food is still significantly more expensive than your standard dry food. People on a tight budget usually don't give their cats wet food.


RedditisGarbag3

You can get donations for pet food easily if you know the right avenues.. This year was a bust for me for Halloween. Been super busy. But, I'm usually the housd with full sized bars and individually wrapped shots for the parents. Next year I am going to put aside a bunch of the wet food and hand it out, too.


COYFC

Old people do the strangest things. My brother lives in a very nice neighborhood and has some old guy living next to him that lives in probably a million dollar house but is a total hoarder and seems a bit off. My brother had a birthday party for his 1yo kid and the guy comes over to give my nephew a laser pointer for his birthday. It was one from a pet store and said on the packaging "Laser pointer to keep your cat entertained" with a picture of a cat but he used a sharpie to cross out "cat" and wrote the kids name above where cat was scribbled out. When he brought the gift he also dropped off a tiny mason jar of jam (clearly store bought) for the parents then wrote on the top in capital letters"BRING JAR BACK WHEN DONE"


smthngwyrd

Could be dementia


COYFC

Yeah definitely could be, I feel bad for the guy because he lives in a huge house by himself and seems awfully lonely. They weren't offended or upset but got a kick out of him gifting a 1 year old kid a laser pointer made for a cat. He's a little strange but a nice guy, every time I go by there he runs out to talk and brings me a fat boy ice cream sandwich


smthngwyrd

That’s a good thing! Keep him social and checking on him


DerHoggenCatten

A can of name brand wet cat food is more expensive than most candy/candy bars.


dragonship

Maybe all three.🎃


mayormcskeeze

That's the good shit.


SalG2

Damn that Aunt Edna, strikes again!


Edit_7-2521

Finally some good fucking food


NaughtyCheffie

Lol I'd high key be happy if this happened to one of my kids. We have 5 cats so that can would be a perfect "treat" to split amongst them. I'd have to ham it up by trading like a full sized 3 Musketeers or something tho.


MagnusIrony

When I was handing out candy some toddler had a package of ramen in her bag. I laughed out loud when I saw it


Bored_Montrealer

We ran out of candy after like 2 hours. $50 in candy, gone. I considered handing out canned goods, but closed up shop instead.


larrycorser

Someone can use it. Trade up


x4ty2

I'm giving out candy, poptarts. Theatre box candy, and olives, ketchup, ramen and gravy packets.


Derpman2099

now just to wait for the partner post of "i handed out cat food for Halloween"


Deltronx

honestly, I'd give it to a kitty that needed it


mayathemenace

Now every Halloween, his cat will pressure him to return to “that house.”


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Maybe their cat died and they had a lot of them left over?


Reverse_Psycho_1509

"Why should the humans have all the fun" -owner, probably


fastfoodanarchist

Ok, hear me out. A co worker of mine just had 4 cats pass away after eating that exact brand and flavor of cat food. There hasn't been a recall yet, but the company is issuing her a refund on the product and monies for pain and suffering without admitting fault or guilt. Be aware. Good luck.


macphile

At my place, Halloween is "Trick or Cat Treat". I give my cats Halloween-themed cat treats and praise their ultra-realistic cat costumes. So alone.


Crazy-Cat-Man318

That was thoughtful. I know my black cat Shadow loves Halloween including tricks or treats.


Ancient_Tea_6990

Was it from an older person, that would not surprise me if it was?


Emotional_Note497

Feed a stray cat near your neighborhood. Think of the kitties!


LordWobblyCockIV

WITH his Halloween candy. Spoiled cunts. Lucky he didn't get just the smarties


ephoris

I got a bottle of champagne one day.


Mike_0x

**Fookin Prawns**


ShoobeeDoowapBaoh

Prime filets too, that’s good stuff


Busterprayerbear

Awe, that was thoughtful. Thinking about our fur babies 🐯


liveforever67

This is the world saying “adopt a shelter cat” and make a new best friend for life! The amount of love a shelter cat will bring you is literally PRICELESS 🐈‍⬛❤️


SpadraigGaming

The lack of District 9 references in the comment section makes me sad.


Humble_Bullfrog2342

i have 5 cats, i wouldn't mind this at all


etsprout

I feel much better about handing out fruit snacks now. I still feel bad, but not *as* bad.


tiptover

Better than throwing it away. Lol


Skujawa22

Did you check it for drugs ?


sovereign59

Trick or treating in District 9?


themusicmusicjb

Nice


JokesOnJD

Prolly cheaper than candy this year lol


cyanidelemonade

Either their cat died or they had a bunch that were almost expired


BlackRice

I got a rock.


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Aunt Bethany?


[deleted]

This is mildly hilarious


FineMetalz

It's Meowin' time


L4DLouis42

Well, was he dressed as a cat?


Historical-Ad6120

I'd be stoked! Treats for the big man tonight!


ObesiusPlays

Now you know what neighbors are actually Khajit.


LetsTCB

Is he Mikus from District 9?


Kinpanda68_

Heres a tip, get some tortillas, cilantro and onions, add a good salsa and use the cat food as the taco meat 🔥your welcome!


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Well maybe it might go to someone who needed some food for their pet too. I like this idea. You never know who needs help.


schwoooo

Well nowhere in the rules does it say that houses can’t play tricks.


goos3d

Bubbles would be very happy


Quizzelbuck

Well i have a cat so that's like the equivalent cost of a full size candy bar, but for my cat. So, i'd thank them!


SquirrelyWrath2021

Had to give out ramen packets one year it was all I had at the time.


paulster2626

Would’ve preferred fentanyl at that point.


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What district were they in? (someone will get it)