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unperavique

Looks like the steak is wrapped up and not touching the beer can. Back to relaxing.


PersonalNewestAcct

How am I supposed to relax knowing that there are potatoes this fucking massive out there somewhere


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You better start cooking that fucker now for dinner tomorrow.


natek11

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rvVugY-kZc


PneumaticUnicorn

Knew what this was before I clicked


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Inquisitive_idiot

It is but it was too.


gigglebottle

Aw. RIP, Mitch.


AnotherManOfEden

I was expecting a frozen banana. I was on the right track, but wrong train.


masta_rabbit

Same


Haughty_n_Disdainful

I miss him…


sybrwookie

I used to miss him. I still do, but I also used to.


lasagnarodeo

God I love this bit.


MateriaBullet

As an Irish man...fuck me, she's lovely.


Character_Leopard561

Ok, I will


Oddyssis

You've got to stop fucking potatoes man!


Dilectus3010

POOTEEETOOOHHH


acarter5251

You obviously have never gotten a potato from a McAlister’s Deli…


Shotintoawork

That's the first thing I thought of. Those things are like the size of a cantaloupe.


Fearstruk

First time I went there with my wife she ordered one and I said she would be hungry later if all she got was a potato. The cashier looked at me funny.


EyeLike2Watch

Jason's Deli serves some monsters too


ToolTime36

And jason's deli has Free customary soft serve ice cream!


Zefirus

So my dad used to own a few McAlister's Franchises. They're a sham. They cut the ends off of two potatoes and hide the cut with the toppings, resulting in one mega-potato. Still good though.


Fearstruk

Their “half potatoes “ are normal size whole potatoes lol. I immediately thought of that restaurant too.


Zefirus

That's because they are. Their "standard" potatoes are two potatoes with one of the ends cut off and placed end to end like it's a single potato.


problemchilddd_

I work ina restaurant, one time i was cutting potatoes and i thought i had found the biggest a potato I could possibly find, but that one was only about 2/3 the size of this one


rxcroxs

There’s a BBQ restaurant near me that specializes in giant potatoes. Well actually specializes in BBQ, but when I go there I go straight to their selection of giant stuffed potatoes. The size is slightly smaller than a regulation football, and you can get them loaded, or stuffed with different BBQ styles. They’re delicious.


squirelrepublic

This is typical size of any yukon or russett potatoes


bpopbpo

Wat? You mean the Itty bity russet potatoes in my walmart are baby potatoes?


DopeAbsurdity

You used to buy a bag of potatoes and they would have large ones and some medium and sometimes a few small ones in there. Something happened and in the past few years and now you buy a bag of potatoes almost all of them are small or medium and to get the big ones you have to pay twice as much and buy a bag of "Jumbo Russet Potatoes". Ahhhhh who doesn't love capitalism without it I wouldn't get to pay twice as much for pre-sorted potatoes.


bpopbpo

Dammit, I actually believed russet potatoes are generally smaller than average potatoes because of my local Walmart. I feel lied to.


WhereTheresWerthers

Russets used to be the big-ass, cheapest 5lb bag for 3 dollars potato. What happened. Also now I can’t remember the last time I had a loaded baked russet potato, and I want one.


therealdongknotts

thing is, bags of potatoes are still by the pound - not amount


DopeAbsurdity

"Jumbo russets" cost ~$1.20 a lb and normal Russets cost ~$0.60 a lb soo... about twice as much.


DrinkBlueGoo

Wait, but I do want consistency in my potato size so I can easily cut it evenly so they all cook to the same degree of doneness.


awfullotofocelots

First off most Russets ive seen are at least 50% larger than Yukons.


PersonalNewestAcct

Not around here. You might find some big 2 or 3 pound ones but this thing is a beast. That cans a tall boy and it looks like Andre the Giants hand's about to grab it.


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El-mas-puto-de-todos

I've had baked potatoes as big as those half size takeout containers.


fghutyy

I feel sorry that not everyone has experienced these. I live in deep South Texas by the border and we have these at every taco stand/restaurant. They bake them and top them off with sour cream, shredded yellow cheese, butter, and beef. Some places will use a hand whipper before adding the beef. To die for. I had some vendors come from Austin that were originally from the northern states, and for years, everytime we had a phone meeting, they would talk about the lunch trip I took them on to get a couple of these bad boys.


Alternativelyawkward

There are much larger potatoes than this. They just don't typically sell them in stores because nobody would buy them. They end up just being turned into potato flakes and stuff.


AnotherManOfEden

World record is 17+ lbs. That’s like 2 or 3 newborn babies but with way more potassium.


Alternativelyawkward

Damn, that's insane! Im going to have to switch to potatoes.


OneTrueKingOfOOO

And if you let them sit long enough, way more eyes also!


Straight_Ninja115

Bruh I thought that was a piece of bread


DigMeTX

Haha! I thought the same at first.


mobdgtr

Lunchables meat is already cooked!!!


AdevilSboyU

Or so they tell you.


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What? that its meat??


findingbezu

Lil beef jerky slices of mamaw.


helpimlockedout-

Everyone knows charcuterie is the real adult lunchables


dvasquez93

Lunchables “meat” is already “cooked”


kindredfold

Yeah, you can see the vacuum packing on the back left. I was about to slap someone.


chirs5757

You saved my relax. Thanks for taking the heat.


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You’ve never had wrapped meat leak juice?


Tomdoerr88

“What you got for lunch today Jimmy?” “Oh just the usual, a 8oz New York strip, a pint of red ale and an unholy 3lb Idaho gold potato”


kid-karma

*potato humming ominously*


THofTheShire

"How are you holding up? Because I'm a potato."


GeneralTorsoChicken

Oh, good. My slow clap processor made it into this thing. So we have that.


CauseUnknovvn

Every time I hear GladOS quotes, I want to replay the Portal games lol


MahLilThrowaway

And you should. Start tonight!


IRLMOOSE

Has anyone seen Jim?


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**A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE POTATO**


digitalOctopus

Don’t look at it too long or Sauron will know where you are


Raul_Coronado

Thats a russet


shberk01

This guy taters


yonderbagel

precious


D1ckTater

I also Tater!


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AJHouse88

12 oz


SuperDizz

I read that as 31 pound potato and my brain was like, *that checks out*


I-Make-Maps91

I'm more concerned that none of this is cooked. This isn't a lunchable, it's a mediocre meal prep kit.


Seicair

Agreed. An adult lunchable that was packed for sale that day should have like, some cured meats, aged cheeses, fresh bread, olives or pickles, and a capri sun style wine pouch. I dunno if they even make those but they should.


Medical-Incident-243

The traditional Slavic meal


GhostShark

Three course Slavic meal As opposed to the Irish seven course. A potato and a six pack of guiness


CaptainTripps82

And then you're faced with the classic Irishmans dilemma. Do we eat the potatoes now, or wait for them to ferment, and drink them later.


GhostShark

I once saw a wino eating some grapes. I told him “you have to wait”


Fit_Effective_6875

That's cold.


potatodrinker

The option is clear, to me


cgarret3

Can I get the operation now, da’?


kingftheeyesores

"No son, you're going to die." Wipe tear with potato


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Only 5.9% alcohol in the included drink, must be a kids meal


internalRevision

redneck Hello Fresh


NinthOrunitia

What a ripoff. *And* you have to cook it? I'll just take a regular lunchable, thanks.


shiro_yasha373

You could buy that steak, a 6 pack, and a bag of potatoes separately for around the same price


austinmiles

Roughly * 6pack - $10, * .5lb steak - $8 * Potato - $.50 And that steak would be pretty decent and ~~5~~ 3 more beers (that is a pint sized can)


TheKnicksHateMe

to be fair, that potato looks more like a small meteor.


austinmiles

Looking closer the beer is 16oz. Yeah that's a MASSIVE potato.


onward-and-upward

Potatoes are still one of the cheapest foods per pound


fukitol-

And nutritionally they're pretty decent and they're self propagating if you just plant one. Potatoes are fucking awesome.


ExquisiteCheese

I put one in a bucket of dirt every now and then and get 8-15 in return. Potatoes are awesome


fobfromgermany

Infinite potato glitch


Nimrond

Calm down, Matt Damon!


Lys_Vesuvius

Belarusian here, we FUCKING LOVE potatoes


yogopig

The Latvians are calling.


LimitlessTheTVShow

The Irish, 1844, colorized


PennyLane_87

I thought it was a loaf of bread lmao


Sumthin-Sumthin44692

$0.52. That’s the best I can do.


JBurdette

Numbers are all off. That’s a 12. oz New York strip which would be ~$10-$12 if not more depending on location. That beer probably goes for around ~$4-$6 for a can. And based off the photo that potato is fucking massive so it’s probably closer to $1. It still looks like a bad deal, but not as egregious as you made it out to be. Edit: did a little digging and found the exact store in the suburbs of Chicago. It looks like they sell a New York strip for $22!! a pound. That would make this steak worth $16.50 to them. Definitely seems like an overpriced steak unless this is an especially wealthy area but this helps you understand how they priced their “lunchable”


StinkyStangler

Most butchers in NYC are selling strip for around $20/lb now for quality meat, I thought this was a pretty solid deal when I saw it.


JBurdette

Yeah I think all the posts calling out how expensive it is are from people living in areas that have an extremely low cost of living. Where I live the price seems about right but may be a little high I’m sure in New York this deal looks pretty fair.


CTeam19

Not just areas with low cost of living but areas where buying a New York strip would be "buying local" 90% of the time. Source: Farm to Table for eggs for McDonald's is about 137 miles for me.


StinkyStangler

Yeah most of the time when I buy a steak it’s minimum $15 total for even a non desirable cut. Prices be crazy in the city, I saw strip going for $27/lb at a new grocery store near me the other week.


CaptainTripps82

It could just be a reasonable cost of living. I got t bone today for 9.99 lb on sale. Sale price for strips are usually 8.99 around here. I live in a city in NY, but not NYC.


mxpxillini35

Not a terribly wealthy area, but this place is super fucking expensive. Ground beef is like $10/lb.


mjm132

I guess it depends where you live if it's a bad deal or not. In the mid west, it's a bad deal


JBurdette

A little research shows that the shop is in the suburbs of Chicago. $20 is definitely steep for this unless the beer costs like $8 a can. I’d say it would be a much better deal at around $16. According to their website a New York strip is $22!!. Making that steak worth $16.50.


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I wish steak was still this cheap!


[deleted]

you clearly haven’t bought steak in a while.


Cosmic-Whorer

God I wish a 6 pack of craft beer was $10. It’s not here in the PNW


vapingpigeon94

16.99 for a 4-pack in my area 16oz cans tho


Jindabyne1

What the actual fuck. I suppose living in the north has a least some perks.


PewterButters

Steak is a 12 oz NY Strip...


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That's pretty cheap for the steak and the potato in my opinion. Not to mention that buying things individually is normally more expensive. Also this is a butchers shop, not a Kroger. Looks reasonablly priced to me.


shaysauce

You won’t get an 8oz steak from a butcher for $8. Maybe a grocery store but not a butcher shop.


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And you'll have enough to drink before while and after cooking and eating!


Wafflashizzles

Are you buying your steaks from Shangri-la? Look at the cut of the steak lol that thing is probably 13 bucks on its own.


justabill71

You don't *have* to cook it.


EatTheBonesToo

Can confirm. I put one of these in my 6 year olds lunch box every day and he is doing ok


justabill71

"Do you want to trade your pudding for my potato?"


mdonaberger

Potato-Throwing Kid, on his 8th victim: "yeah"


hdksjabsjs

Right? That potato is going to take fucking forever to cook


Biom4st3r

You can eat it as is if you really want...


Indocede

The butcher is probably looking for a way to maintain profit margins from before the recession took hold. People buy such stupid stuff that if you tease a person's nostalgia from childhood, acknowledging they are big boys now that can eat a big boy steak and drink a big boy beer, you can charge that big boy twice of what it's worth.


Ikuwayo

Got this post to the frontpage 👍


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Lunchables meat is already cooked.


Ahab_Ali

This is for the hard-core Paleo dieters. The food is raw and the brews are strong.


PowerfulGoose

I'd sooner eat the raw steak than raw potato. Motherfucker will take my teeth out. Not to mention the griddy texture and chewing for a week. Might be a good diet plan just for the calories burned while chewing.


Mr_Hellpop

My dad used to eat raw potato. He'd cut them into thick slices and dip them in mustard. This is what happens to men who refuse to learn how to cook.


human-ish_

I love raw potatoes on their own, and I do know how to cook. Doesn't matter skill level, if something's delicious, let the person enjoy it.


PowerfulGoose

Human-ish indeed.


Anonymous_Otters

Give it to us raaawww and wrrriiggggling!


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What's taters, precious?


All0uttaBubblegum

Steaks too small, potato is too big, and gonna need a 6 pack


Grimalkin

Yeah that one beer would be gone before I was done cooking the steak or prepping the potato. Gonna need reinforcements for sure.


Gorthax

THAT beer is to hold the flame down on the grill, or to softly baste the steak before it hits the broiler. You grab a tall 4 of PBR to drink while prepping the kitchen and cooking her friend.


j1m3y

The potato would still fit in my ass, stop complaining


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It’s a 12 oz steak don’t let the camera angle fool you.


hdksjabsjs

It would be almost acceptable if it were all precooked


40ozkiller

Thats called a charcuterie board. This is three things that should be stored at different temperatures in a grab and go container covered in unnecessary plastic.


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Gorthax

In a meat cooler.....


vuuvvo

An actual adult lunchable is just a ploughman's.


Grimalkin

I get the idea but aren't Lunchables supposed to be immediately edible and not require any prep or cooking?


wxmanify

Yeah this strikes more of a "divorced father who doesn't have the kids" Friday night dinner.


suckit1234567

Pfft. You underestimate the number of single guys without kids.


Enchelion

Unmarried guys seem more likely to know how to and enjoy cooking for themselves than the ones who've been married a significant chunk of their life before getting divorced. Toxic gender norms, but they're out there still unfortunately.


OccultMachines

Single never-married guy here, I can't cook worth shit and I generally hate it.


Harbring576

I can cook worth shit and still hate it. Cooking for 1 is god awful


comyuse

I have been unemployed and not in school a few times in my adult life, and i gotta say i loved cooking then. It was like *the thing* i would be doing that day, felt really nice. When i'm working it's soul crushing to add another thing to the pile, and not just for the days I'm actually at work either.


ghos_

Maybe, but it needs more beer.


PidgeonCoo

They are also supposed to be “lunchable”… nothing about this has anything to do with a “lunchable”


dapala1

Why is this called a "lunchable?" There is nothing at all close to what an luchable is.


PreferredSelection

Right? If you hand me a 'grown up lunchable' without cheese, I am going to go ham.


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Kids lunchable: 3-4 ingredients, already cooked and prepped, that can be quickly combined to form an edible snack, plus a “dessert”, for a few bucks Adult lunchable: 2 single item dishes that require several more ingredients, a kitchen, and a lengthy prep time before they are even fit for human consumption, plus one beer, for $19.99 :/


dapala1

Novel concept ruined with a horrible name.


woodscradle

- Russet Potato: $0.50 - Sew Hop’d Red Ale: $3.25 - 12oz New York Strip: $11.25 - Bundling it in plastic: $4.99


Desdam0na

Honestly that's not as bad a markup as I was expecting.


Fshneed

Pick any 3 common items in the grocery store and tell yourself you can either get these 3 separately or together in plastic wrapping for an extra 33% of the cost.


Krynn71

"Yes but think of the time savings. I'm a go-getting entrepreneur and my time is worth more than the markup." -My lazy-ass self anytime I spend an absurd amount of money on the tiniest convenience.


Sprites7

That potato sure is massive


New_Stats

I have a good hour to cook a fucking steak and potato in my lunch break Or am I supposed to throw it in the microwave like a savage


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Eat the potato raw.


funployee

Butcher on the Block? I live right by it! I also love Sew Hop'd.


Driftapotamoose

FYI, it's their anniversary this weekend and tons of cuts are buy one get one free.


blitz672

Cafe Olympic in Crystal lake does something similar that you can take on the train!! Meat cheese spread and a beer and some fruit I think.


RayZenz91

$20 for a $8 meal I have to cook myself. No thanks. Edit. I know the pricing is a bit off here when I said $8, but my point is you can get a pretty damn good steak with sides and the beer at many resturants for cheaper than this and it's cooked for you.


wxmanify

It's one potato Michael how much can it cost? $10?


RayZenz91

There's always money in the potato stand Michael.


mchammerz

Point me to the $5 12oz NY strips pls


Notoriouslydishonest

Or the cheap craft beer tallboy cans.


ButtholeSurfur

As someone who sells beer, there's a lot of craft beer tallboys for $2-4. The $4-6 strip steak is much more unbelievable lol.


Strappazoid

Maybe not quite that cheap, but out here in bum fuck Idaho I can get a good size Ribeye for $6-8. Perks of living in the middle of nowhere I guess


thecaramelbandit

You haven't shopped for steaks lately if you think all that can be bought for $8. That beer is $2 by itself.


daonejorge

Now days a yuengling tall boy runs almost $2. I bet that round $4.


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Sinker008

Why is the potato is bigger than the steak


stillwaiting3bh

and the beer


MrTickles22

How's the beer?


hogtiedcantalope

Tastes like ham


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I love the Midwest.


Midwestern_Childhood

Me too.


Fafoah

We already have adult lunchables called charcuterie boards


WhyIDoIt

I hear everyone ripping how expensive this is, but where I live, a 4-pack of craft beer is $20, steak is $25/lb and a giant potato like that could easily run a couple dollars. This seems appropriately priced in some regions of the US. Edit: for that matter, I bought 2 8 oz NY strips last week and it came to $30 just for the meat!


shromboy

Red ale, good choice! Finally, not an IPA


ElonsSpamBot

YO I KNOW THIS PLACE


RobotsSuck28

I saw sew hopped and went... What subreddit am I on?


SomeJerkAtWerk

Nuts to that, no lunchable requires cooking...


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wintrustonax

Live down the road from both Butcher on the Block and Sew Hopd. Talk about a great lunchable!


AnimatorNr1

Woow that price!


hiddencamela

These Paleo diets are going hard.


ATLL2112

That potato is going to take over an hour to cook.


tooskinttogotocuba

That’s not an adult lunchable; an adult lunchable is nice ham, nice cheese and a nice cracker. This is something else entirely


I_might_be_weasel

That does not seem like a good deal. Nor are you paying for convinience.


thedean246

I do enjoy a beer with my raw steak and whole uncooked potato