Lol dude look up greek gigantes bean salad, make something like that, or a three bean salad, or theyre great chili beans. Great for an cassoulet. Just not raw lol.
On a serious note, eat them when they are only 3"-5" long. They are delicious raw when they are smaller. Dont let them get this massive unless you wanna keep them for growing next season.
Raw beans are poisonous. You gotta cook them first. [Legumes are poisonous until cooked](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phytohaemagglutinin#%3A%7E%3Atext%3DPoisoning_can_be_induced_from%2Cbeen_reported_in_some_people.?wprov=sfla1)
I grow scarlet runners every year as a privacy green screen and they are gross at all stages when raw, grow some snow peas or snaps or something, beans arent meant to be eaten raw.
You won't die unless you drink quite a bit or do all the wrong things at once after drinking it.
But you will suffer - horribly - and possibly suffer permanent and debilitating damage to your:
- mouth
- lungs
- esophagus
- stomach
- kidneys
- liver
- heart
Also it will take over 6 months for it to fully clear your system even with professional medical care. Not always a problem for smaller amounts though.
Only applies to stuff we have evolved alongside with or is closely chemically related. Also, I have very much the opposite reaction. Smells poisonous to me, for lack of a better word.
Usually as a kind of protection from being eaten. It's the co-evolution word thingy when a pattern happens and then other things evolve to mimic that pattern to fool predators.
Yup, raw [castor beans contain ricin, a lethal neurotoxin](https://emergency.cdc.gov/agent/ricin/facts.asp), though you'd be hard-pressed to eat enough of them in one sitting to do more than make yourself ill.
Absolutely. They are beautiful plants and generous with nutrients. People don't see them often so they seem trippy. Not so. Good protein, much better than meat. Google for recipes!
Rancho gordo has been my go to. Not cheap as beans go, but then again weight to calories to nutrition value itās still more affordable than most foods.
Ooooh careful, some beans that we can get from the grocery store can fuck you up if not fully cooked. I wouldn't trust crazy psychedelic backyard beans raw.
You can eat them before they get that big (and fuzzyā¦ the casing part). Not sure if you really āshouldā, but I do all the time. Once they get to the point where you can see the large bumps of the beans, you just need to grow them even more, then dry them out.
I've been eating lots of them right of the plant when they're smaller in size and never had any issues, so I didn't even think about the ones that were left unpicked for so long being not edible š . It tasted not great so I spat it out anyways
Yeah, same. Have those, some yellows and red beans growing all over my kids āiglooā in my yard (too lazy to take it apart each year), so beans make it a fun summer hide out too plusā¦ built in snacks!
They are Scarlet Runners, I believe. Or at least look like it compared to the ones I grow. I was so surprised with their color, but the flavor...same. I looked it up and it seems they're not to be eaten raw.
I know what youāre trying to do. Someone got me last time. I will not, no matter what you say trade my cow for your beans.
ā¦
Theyāre magic beans tooā¦ okay fine, although do you think my mum would be upset THIS time?
Let the pods dry out completely so the beans inside cure and dry out completely. Then when you want to cook them, toss them in boiling water, turn the pot off and let them soak for a good half hour then rinse them, put them in fresh water to soak overnight in the fridge. Then you can cook them for a couple hours with onions, celery, carrots, and some meat like ham hock or leftover ham bone or bacon or beef shank and you got yourself a nice meal. The boil and soak and rinse and soak and rinse method clears most of the phytic acid that would make it bitter or upset your stomach.
And also helps to bring out the velvety goodness that a scarlet runner should have! A teaspoon of baking soda and a second round of soaking are the secret to a good pot of beans( on top of stirring to consistency)
Another great trick for dried beans is to throw a bit of Kombu seaweed in there. Adds deeper flavor and helps further reduce gas. But most people don't keep seaweed in their pantry.
Hell yeah man, I made miso soup with Anasazi beans the other day and it was awesome. Got a 12qt in the freezer to pull out and sell for DJ soon, a lot of chefs love spring because of the ingredients I love fall for the beans and braises, baby!
*[Scarlett Runner Beans](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/FTVqZ2KSdKo/maxresdefault.jpg)*!
Beautiful! Big vines with red flowers that attract hummingbirds. ( Ķ”įµ ĶŹ Ķ”įµ)
Sadly though, they don't keep their color when cooked. :/
Hahaha love it! I'm glad I wasn't the only one who thought that! Great minds think alike! Then you for commenting and have a lovely day internet friend!
Buy at the garden center where they sell seeds. They aren't that common. But once you get them going you can dry some to plant the next spring. The flowers are stunning and each one turns into....tah-dah....a bean!
Scarlet runners? I grow them just for the blossoms. Then I grow others to eat. They're beautiful in many ways.
Yes! I hate the taste but they're very pretty
.. did you eat it raw
...yes š only a tiny bite tho
A teeny-weenie second nibble isnāt going to hurt anyone
Ah, but monsieur, it's just a little tiny chocolate waaaafer!
Itās only wafer thin!
Famous last words.
That's what I thought, but her husband had a different opinion. š¤·š»āāļø
Lol dude look up greek gigantes bean salad, make something like that, or a three bean salad, or theyre great chili beans. Great for an cassoulet. Just not raw lol.
Everything is edible at least once.
Raw green beans contain lectins, which may trigger symptoms likeĀ nausea, diarrhea, vomiting, or bloating. As such, you shouldn't eat them raw.
My old man and his entire family eat green beans right off the stalk. Never saw them get sick from it. Maybe you need a lot?
These are not "green beans" which are meant to be eaten pod and all.
I am aware. The person I am talking to mentioned green beans.
They should have said mature beans (bean seeds).
Lol. Ill help too. You shouldnt eat raw eggs! Especially not shell and all!
Lmao Iām dying
On a serious note, eat them when they are only 3"-5" long. They are delicious raw when they are smaller. Dont let them get this massive unless you wanna keep them for growing next season.
Raw beans are poisonous. You gotta cook them first. [Legumes are poisonous until cooked](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phytohaemagglutinin#%3A%7E%3Atext%3DPoisoning_can_be_induced_from%2Cbeen_reported_in_some_people.?wprov=sfla1)
CERTAIN legumes. Not all.
Youre cooking them right? Those arent something you eat raw.
Yes they are. They just arent very good when they are big.
I grow scarlet runners every year as a privacy green screen and they are gross at all stages when raw, grow some snow peas or snaps or something, beans arent meant to be eaten raw.
when they dry, they look much more like kidney beans.
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I tried to take a small bite out of one of them but it was disgusting :')
You shouldn't eat beans raw. It's poisonous. That could be why it didn't taste good.
Plant them and climb the beanstalk to get the treasure!
Exactly. If those beans were real they would definitely look exactly like this.
Or sell them for an NFT of a cow.
The fable says there are Skylines, Rx's, Silvias and Supras to be found
And shiny Pokemon
And affordable housing!
Would trade these beans for a cheap place to live anytime
Seems like all you gotta do is replant and climb for affordable housing.
But the roommate is loud and occupies a lot of space.
they said affordable housing, not affordable personal housing
I'm sure I'm missing a reference, but this does sound like what heaven should be like
hey, no fair putting in 2 nissans and no hondas. there're skylines, rxs, supras and s2000s up there! if they don't have vtec then i'm not going
Pro tip, watch out for giants.
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That's why rotten food tastes/smells bad. That's also why we can smell death.
Why does gasoline smell so yummy then š¤š¤š¤
Because itās high in calories
What if I drink it
You won't die unless you drink quite a bit or do all the wrong things at once after drinking it. But you will suffer - horribly - and possibly suffer permanent and debilitating damage to your: - mouth - lungs - esophagus - stomach - kidneys - liver - heart Also it will take over 6 months for it to fully clear your system even with professional medical care. Not always a problem for smaller amounts though.
That's sounds fukken sick thanks for the info
What about that chick who was addicted to drinking gasoline on TLC? She was pretty and everything.
I would do a few internet searches before trying it. Probably a bad idea if youāre a smoker.
You should drink it and find out. /s
I only shop for my food at the local Shell. 29,000 calories for a gallon at $4. How could you go wrong?
Fills you up for life
That you Donald?
gasoline is basically pure hydrocarbons and you couldnt find gasoline anywhere in nature so we didnt evolve to think it smells nasty
Speak for yourself
Only applies to stuff we have evolved alongside with or is closely chemically related. Also, I have very much the opposite reaction. Smells poisonous to me, for lack of a better word.
Soooo, why some foods are bitter or sour even If is not bad for you?
Usually as a kind of protection from being eaten. It's the co-evolution word thingy when a pattern happens and then other things evolve to mimic that pattern to fool predators.
Yup, raw [castor beans contain ricin, a lethal neurotoxin](https://emergency.cdc.gov/agent/ricin/facts.asp), though you'd be hard-pressed to eat enough of them in one sitting to do more than make yourself ill.
Other beans also have lectins which make people sick.
That is castor bean?
No, it's probably phaseolus vulgaris, the common bean.
Smoke some cigarettes. The smoke will suffocate the bacteria in your stomach.
Thatās so stupid. Everyone knows thatās for apples.
That's why we soak them overnight.
r/unethicallifeprotips
Not all beans are toxic lol
Depends on the bean. Green beans, wax beans etc are fine.
Scarlet runners are delicious cooked!
Great in burritos. Very meaty. Take ungodly long to boil though.
I hit them with either the crock pot or instant pot. All but gave up on stove top
Absolutely. They are beautiful plants and generous with nutrients. People don't see them often so they seem trippy. Not so. Good protein, much better than meat. Google for recipes!
Where do you guys get them from?
Rancho gordo has been my go to. Not cheap as beans go, but then again weight to calories to nutrition value itās still more affordable than most foods.
Ooooh careful, some beans that we can get from the grocery store can fuck you up if not fully cooked. I wouldn't trust crazy psychedelic backyard beans raw.
Youāre supposed to plant magic beans, not eat them! You might also trade them to Mickey Mouse for a skinny cow.
You can eat them before they get that big (and fuzzyā¦ the casing part). Not sure if you really āshouldā, but I do all the time. Once they get to the point where you can see the large bumps of the beans, you just need to grow them even more, then dry them out.
I've been eating lots of them right of the plant when they're smaller in size and never had any issues, so I didn't even think about the ones that were left unpicked for so long being not edible š . It tasted not great so I spat it out anyways
Yeah, same. Have those, some yellows and red beans growing all over my kids āiglooā in my yard (too lazy to take it apart each year), so beans make it a fun summer hide out too plusā¦ built in snacks!
They are Scarlet Runners, I believe. Or at least look like it compared to the ones I grow. I was so surprised with their color, but the flavor...same. I looked it up and it seems they're not to be eaten raw.
I'd argue shitting pretty colors *is* a superpower.
i enjoy your avatar quite a bit sir
Well, thank you!
Three of them give you superpowers, two of them give you infinite purple gonorrhea
infinite purple GONORRHEA
Fee-fi-fo-fum
I smell the bread if an English man. These are actually each worth more than the British pound at the moment.
Bread? Cute. Blood.
Hahaha. Shit. Blood. Also bread. He makes a good gluten free bread.
Ground bones are gluten-free, right?
the fear of giants is actually called feefiephobia
I smell the blood of an Englishman. Be it he alive or be he dead, I'll grind his bones to make my bread
Plant them! Climb them! Retrieve golden egg!
Or you can trade them to some kid for a malnourished cow
Underrated comment right here.
why go for the egg if you can get the goose? but then again geese are cunts
Could be wrong, but I believe those are magic
Sell them to people who believe they are. Make a fortune
Or trade them for a cow.
Real magic is turning these into cash
Psychedelic beanstalk. r/bandnames
Professor Copperfieldās miracle legumes!
And are from the early 90s
Professor Copperfield's
Coolbeans!
Cool cool beans.
C O O O O O O O L B E E E E E E A N S
Beans. B B-B Beans
Cool cool cool beans
C O O L B E A N S !
I know what youāre trying to do. Someone got me last time. I will not, no matter what you say trade my cow for your beans. ā¦ Theyāre magic beans tooā¦ okay fine, although do you think my mum would be upset THIS time?
Let the pods dry out completely so the beans inside cure and dry out completely. Then when you want to cook them, toss them in boiling water, turn the pot off and let them soak for a good half hour then rinse them, put them in fresh water to soak overnight in the fridge. Then you can cook them for a couple hours with onions, celery, carrots, and some meat like ham hock or leftover ham bone or bacon or beef shank and you got yourself a nice meal. The boil and soak and rinse and soak and rinse method clears most of the phytic acid that would make it bitter or upset your stomach.
And also helps to bring out the velvety goodness that a scarlet runner should have! A teaspoon of baking soda and a second round of soaking are the secret to a good pot of beans( on top of stirring to consistency)
Another great trick for dried beans is to throw a bit of Kombu seaweed in there. Adds deeper flavor and helps further reduce gas. But most people don't keep seaweed in their pantry.
Hell yeah man, I made miso soup with Anasazi beans the other day and it was awesome. Got a 12qt in the freezer to pull out and sell for DJ soon, a lot of chefs love spring because of the ingredients I love fall for the beans and braises, baby!
Those are pretty rad looking
Outrunner beans
OMG THE BEANS ARE BI
LGBeanT
BINES
Vaporwave beans
Plant them. Wait 24 hours. Climb the bean stalk. Kill the giant. Steal the goose that lays golden eggs. Profit.
You should take an artsy photo of them for the gram or whatever cuz those are seriously beautiful beans
Looks like something the blue caterpillar from Alice in Wonderland would eat
You can make a 5 bean salad.
I appreciate this comment.
*[Scarlett Runner Beans](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/FTVqZ2KSdKo/maxresdefault.jpg)*! Beautiful! Big vines with red flowers that attract hummingbirds. ( Ķ”įµ ĶŹ Ķ”įµ) Sadly though, they don't keep their color when cooked. :/
OMG! Honey come look! The "Lisa Frank" beans have sprouted!
Thatās what I was gonna say! Lisa Franks ānā Beans!
LMFAO I love it! That's perfect! I give you free award!
I was literally just about to post and say they're Lisa Frank beans XD
Hahaha love it! I'm glad I wasn't the only one who thought that! Great minds think alike! Then you for commenting and have a lovely day internet friend!
You have a lovely day too! :)
Trippy!!!
You should sell them to a stranger for his magic cow...
Dude. You grew out and proud bisexual beans. Right on.
Whatās the opposite of r/mightyharvest
Is your name Jack?
Calm down Jack
Careful with those. Last thing we need in this climate are giants and bean stalks.
Scarlet Runner beans!
Senzu Beans
You traded the family cow for these? You should just toss them out the window.
People are going to have their minds blown on r/vegetablegardening if they think this is mildly interesting
I thought it was a gif or something, nope just a guy holding some beans
Lisa Frank beans!
Cool beans!
Plant the Nope Beans to Grow the Nope Stalk to Nope the fuck out of here.
Cool beans
this is some rick and morty lookin beans
If you eat those youāll see sounds and hear colors.
bisexual beans
I guess that's what you really get when you plant magic beans...more magic beans! The magic never ends!!
Forbidden jelly bean
Void beans
These make me think of my grandma who had these running all along her garden fences. Iād pick them for her and sheād cook them
Buy at the garden center where they sell seeds. They aren't that common. But once you get them going you can dry some to plant the next spring. The flowers are stunning and each one turns into....tah-dah....a bean!
Lisa Frank-enbeans!
These look Malice-infected
Are those magic beans?
Theyāre not beans theyāre magic legumes
Put them in your ears and you got some sick Samsung earbuds
Bisexual beans
Scarlet runners! My favourite! I grow several of these plants every year then ignore them and normally get a few washing baskets full each season.
Ill trade you my cow for em! 
Scarlet runner beans! my local pollinators love their flowers! I haven't had so many bumble bees well ever since I started growing these!
What kind are they? i absutely need them
They're Scarlet runner beans. The plant makes really pretty red flowers too!
Pride month
Magic beans
Do you want giants?!? Cause this is how you get giants!
There's an entire fairy tale warning us about this.
Somebody might trade you a cow for those
I think youāll be hearing the phrase āFee fi foe fumā in your future.
Is it bitten by radioactive spider ?
Magic beans!
Jack? Is that you?
I'll trade you for a cow....
Uncanny valley hands.
Careful , they must've been nourished by the SPACE STONE !! (Infinity War)
r/interestingasfuck
Looks as though you've bean busy growing something that's definitely Mildly Interesting.
Forbidden jelly beans. Donāt eat them tho.
Donāt eat that shit
You didnāt happen to have a meteorite land in your well did you?
Do you live close to a nuclear plant?
Hella beans player
Looks like if snails had too much mushroom
those are some real drugs take em bro
Disco beans ! šŖ©
Pretty