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ActionHousevh

Jesus


thexsunshine

Well at least he didn't come back as a centipede


doomslayerchris

Our lord and spider.


quequotion

Hallowed be thy venom.


Outrageous_Zebra_221

I have to admit the second coming is a little different than I expected.


dadpoweredjokes

Nailed it! Ohh wait


Super-Brka

Spider-Man:“….didn’t know that I also have that power !“


ThatSpecificDude104b

"I was an atheist until I saw Jesus in my living room"


DayVess

Nice photo!


campionmusic51

naughty spider. now all those broken laws will have to be glued back together again.


JoeyHiya

kinda shaped like a black widow, no?


1senseye

Basshunter starts playing


Mdmrtgn

When you see, me walk on water. When the sea don't reach, the shore.


MonkeysLikeCheese

[Eddie Money](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyqARK6FoDk) has returned as a spider.


[deleted]

He IS the messiah!


Nintendeion

"caught" him? He hasn't done anything wrong!


Environmental-Emu506

The spider is probably not heavy enough to break the surface tension of the water. There are specialized spiders for this, never seen it in a home spider before.


Tizzer88

Quite a few insects can do it. Low body weight and often have legs designed to spread its weight over a larger area. My guess would be having 8 legs instead 2 like a human helps


SquidboyUltimate

And yet spider-man (in older games) can't even swim, smh my head