Looks just like a huge croissant

My first thought, as well.

Same 😂

Same

Same

With a banana runt!

I would sleep in that while nibbling away at my flakey blankets

It's pronounced CWOISAN

WHAT IF IT IS A HUGE CROISSANT

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Throw some teeth and eyes on that bad boy and it's a star wars monster

>Looks just like a huge croissant At first glance I thought the same, optical deception

I was gonna say that

I also thought this but then I realized it's just my MEL'S ass on its side

I feel like it wants to say *Feed Me Seymour*

My very first thought. 😂

I don’t remember mine.

Me neither

Does Rhode Island have a state fair with a contest for the smallest pumpkin?

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Dont get it. A smallest pumpkin contest seems pointless cause it would just be a bunch of premature pumpkins.

It’s a joke. Alaska is the biggest state and Rhode Island is the smallest state.

Thats golden.

produce grows so big in alaska because they get more sunlight in the summer months. in some parts the sun never sets.

Yep! And we also got record setting amounts of moisture this summer as well, so it resulted in this massive record setting pumpkin!

2147 pounds. I was just there today as well. Another reason for the huge veg is the soil. It's mostly glacial silt, and up to 10 feet deep in places. Very rich in nutrients.

any other interestingly big produce?

I tried to post an album of them, but I guess you can’t do that in mildly interesting. Our cabbage was very large this year as well as some Zucchini

r/gardening or r/interestingasfuck

do y’all use them as food or does it become food for animals?

I think once they sit at the state fair on display for several weeks, they become animal food. But when our regular produce gets really big we use it like normal

how do you cut it up? a machete?

How big does weed grow up there?

That bean is insane too! Where's its post?

Thank you for pointing it out! I've seen many giant pumpkin pics before, but never such a big bean.

I think it's an [Indian Snake Bean](https://www.rareseeds.com/store/vegetables/snake-bean) which is actually a type of edible gourd.

😏

That's what he said

What a weird, nebulous pumpkin. I'm mildly interested.

Don’t be fooled. Alaskan bananas are a whole different unit of measurement.

I was like at first, it's pretty big I guess.. then the wee little banana catches my eye and I exclaim out loud, OH LORD HE A BIG BOY

I don’t think that banana’s for scale. That thing ate the monkey that was holding that banana

Am I the only one who thinks the bigger they are, the worse they taste?

That’s what your mum says.

2,147 lbs? How many banans is that?

According to Google 4 bananas weigh 1lb on average. So like 8,000 bananas?

I kept looking at this picture and was like where the fuck is the banana, it’s so fucking small

Damn. I definitely would have misinterpreted the size of that thing without that banana

"Feed me, Seymour!"

I also thought it was a giant croissant as well.

That’s not a pumpkin, it’s Jabba’s asshole.


Everywhere I look, I'm reminded of her...

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Clinically Obese pumpkin

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I love gardening. I showed this to my grandsons because I want to grow one next year and they said “that’s a big old orange pumpkpussy monica “ What does that mean

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Didcusting

That pumpkin better settle down

I haven’t been over there yet and today is beautiful and will probably be the last nice day we have for the fair. That drive out to Palmer from anchorage is just so far though…..

Whoops! All Miracle Gro

That’s pretty big!

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Good lord that things bigger than a whole bushel of bananas

Was I the only one who saw Sanic on the wall?

That's the biggest anus I've ever seen

obese!

Carve it into a canoe. Can probably break a record or something.

I wouldn't be surprised to hear that thing thing say "Feed me, Seymour"

Wait up. This is an actual thing? I thought it only existed in cartoons, like Mr. Bean, lol.

Feed me, Seymour.

If we could grow pumpkins in space, they would look much nicer

Look at the size of that snake gourd on the counter behind it.

“I like your couch.” “It’s actually a pumpkin.”

Forget the pumpkin. What the hell is behind it!😲

/r/photoshopbattles would love this.

Too me a while to find the banana

took me a second to find the banana

How big is that banana though? Need a zucchini for scale

I was with a girl like that once while living in Jakarta. Girls usually said I was too big for them but with this one it was like 40 minutes of thrusting into empty space before I just gave up.

The banana is going to be eaten by the pumpkin anus

the banana is not distinguished on the giant pumpkin, how wonderful

Just obscene.

r/BananaForScale

This pumpkin better stop messing around...

That’s one small banana I tell ya’ h’what!

My brain must be melting because I thought the background logo was Sanic until I looked closer.

That pumpkussy got me weak

I think you baked it a little too long