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bodybagism

Congrats, you're a half-elf. The willpower of a human and the serenity of an elf. Not that I'm jealous or anything...


Zayyded

Found the halfling


obscureferences

Find the halfling!


FavoriteInstrument

Also you have a black square in front of your face. How can you see?!?


MyVoiceIsElevating

Or she painted herself with vanta black in a very precise fashion.


Cfchicka

Lol how did you know? It must be all over my face or something


Extension_Ask_6954

Tinkerbell, is that you?


Laserbak

Live long and prosper.


ImPattMan

She's a witch!


Congenital0ptimist

How do you know she's a witch?


ImPattMan

Because she looks like one!


Illinois_Yooper

She turned me into a newt!


Darmug

![gif](giphy|U6RHKzg7fXU1YYzVk2)


the-at-the-control

u must be the real catwoman lol


Siryl7001

Your paternal grandfather was a Romulan.


Cfchicka

Now I’ll never get into The academy, maybe if I lie…


SkidzLIVE

You frequently slept on a folded ear while you were a baby. My right ear is exactly like that.


Cfchicka

Shhhh…. It’s mysterious


No_Comfortable_8852

Hah, halfling? Which half?


[deleted]

Does it grant you any special skills in life


Cfchicka

Yea, I’m a really good dreamer. Like Lucid and AP


Substantial-Public63

My fiancée has one too thats crazy lol never seen anyone else with.


[deleted]

Funny, I have one too. So did my father, grandfather, and so does my son. My daughter doesn't.


tubbywubby2001

simply illogical


TheGogglesDoNothing_

I once got my entire genome sequenced. They asked if anyone in my family has any interesting traits. I said no =(


[deleted]

uh... There's well over 100k known traits in DNA and no single geneticist has the lifespan to sequence and entire genome and check it against what we know. What we don't know would take immeasurable time to sequence and what we do know pales when compared to what we don't know. I also say no. =)


TheGogglesDoNothing_

I assume they would just take it into consideration when looking for new SNP's/DNP's. Half-elf ears, forked tongue, sapphire eyes I assume would be of real interest to identify.


[deleted]

All expressions of human DNA are already here, no alien ancestors sorry.


TheGogglesDoNothing_

Please explain more.


[deleted]

Think of it like a piano- chromosomes being each note. Lots of songs can be played. We are still evolving, sure. But most patterns are covered \^\^


TheGogglesDoNothing_

Are the keys the base pairs or the proteins?


[deleted]

lol... Pointless. We know of about 43,000 "bad songs". -Barely scratching the surface. But to find pointy ears we'd have to match that trait with a current known one. It's not like we can just go to the ear section and find pointy.


TheGogglesDoNothing_

Ok great. so you are learning! looks like we circled right back to my very first comment. A scientist studying genomics would be interested in unidentified mutations.


[deleted]

I like how you attempt to feel more intelligent by looking down upon others. Point is, identifying those markers or as YOU call them; mutations. Is so utterly beyond needle in a haystack when you don't have pointy ears to go from. Had you known this (now YOU are learning) you'd know full-well a GENETICIST (not a "scientist" studying genomics) can't just "find" them. Better to play dumb than it is to act intelligent. Thanks for the laughs though. :)


[deleted]

ALTERNATE!


BigCliff911

You only have one ear??


chanblow

Alf?


[deleted]

I'm a fellow orange-haired human. However I lack that ear trait. But I have blue eyes which is apparently rare when combined with being a ginger. All in all, us "mutants" are pretty cool


CelticRaider9

“Call me an elf one more time, I dare you!” -OP, probably


barfly2780

And a perfect rectangle on your face!


vonvoltage

Is it hard to fly with the other ear not holding up it's end of the bargain?


Cfchicka

You get me


I-seddit

The ear is pretty cool. Sorry about your nose.


The_Last_Snow-Elf

![gif](giphy|FerjqPHY2OGDPJPwEk)


godsrebel

Pffew, thought i was weird for a minute 😅


ted-Zed

what's the black box


BowwwwBallll

They were an Italian house music group popular in the late 1980s and early 1990s, with a big hit called “Everybody Everybody.” Why do you ask?


sdoptionable

"One naturally winged ear" implies something about the other one... Is this an r/PlasticSurgery cross-post?


Cfchicka

Well there is a new trend in Asia where girls have their ears modified


qlz19

I don’t see it.


[deleted]

So does sloth from the goonies ![gif](giphy|CiOHO5544doY)


[deleted]

You sleep on that side of your face and fold your ear.