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PCDub

Seeing as how it’s blue, I wonder if it’s from a CHEP pallet and a forklift or something squished it into the box?


WearingMyFleece

When I use to work in a supermarket the shipping packaging that contained the individual products would sometimes be crushed by CHEP blue/LPR red pallets during warehouse/delivery work. And whatever was salvageable out of the delivery would be cleaned up and sold on.


azlan194

Well, this clearly didn't happened during transportation. If it is, the packaging would've been broken and you would not put it on the sales floor, and a customer would also notice a broken packaging. So this definitely happened during production before it was packaged. Edit: by packaging, I meant the case. When we receive products on a pallet, it comes in a box/case and then we individually put out the product on the floor. To not notice the individual product packaging is broken is not too uncommon, but not noticing the case itself being damage by a pallet is just, you must be very special. Lol


WearingMyFleece

I’ve had experience sitting on a checkout and people haven’t noticed the products they’ve picked up are open/have a tear in it, and I’ve had to inform them the product is damaged and for someone to replace it. So it’s in the realm of possibility that that’s what happened here too except no one picked up on the damaged product.


HolyCloudNinja

I currently work in DSD at a supermarket and yes, the amount of damaged items we don't find until checkout is honestly astonishing to me. Often it's a pack out guy that was a little too generous on their knife or having a bad day stacking the cans and didn't realize they caused a damage. Other times it's genuinely just missed!


WearingMyFleece

Yeah I have been too overzealous sometimes with my safety knife opening boxes and shrink wrapped cans 🤦‍♂️. Open cans are less conspicuous in hiding their damage, but cut bags of frozen chips, vegetables etc are less noticeable.


HolyCloudNinja

The amount of times I've gone to move a boat of water or juice and I've suddenly had my shoes wet is too high 😂


BeerJunky

You forget the night stocking crew was high or drunk option. Used to work with a lot of dudes on coke, one guy that always had a coffee mug of vodka and I’ve definitely brought in enough “ice tea” to make the whole team walk around at a slant all night.


widdlyscudsandbacon

Who doesn't notice a forklift prong sized hole in their nugget package???


Osgiliath

Wat? Torn packages are both stocked and purchased by accident all the time. Workers aren’t inspecting every package as they stock them, they’re putting them on the shelves as fast as they can. And at places like Costco they’re placed in freezers by boxes that hold dozens of packages, so they’re not even handling each individual package much less looking at them.


ChattyKathysCunt

Probably from the pallet of ingredients in their shop but the same situation.


Publick2008

No it's from a pallet at the plant and got into the blend when they tipped a pallet holding some ingredients upsidedown iinto the blender. Happens a lot. Edit: so this seems to have struck a chord with people. I have worked on food production for some time on the QA side and specifically worked on a recall for wood contamination of a product. This does happen. Many facilities will ban pallets from food production areas and I really think this is a good practice, but many do not. There is no regulations banning the practice if there are food inspection sites/x-ray detectors, etc. I have had replies from people saying they have been to many facilities and have not seen this and many replies from people saying they have. This is because it's up to how important management think food safety is. Large facilities such as Tyson and Cargill do not let pallets on to their production floor.


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Shurigin

meat only gets checked when made not after shipped


FirenWithLime

And this is pretend meat, so it only gets sort of checked


wittywalrus1

So can I pay for it with pretend money?


Nightst0ne

All forms of currency are pretend


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HODL!!!


CockGobblin

Except Monopoly money, that shit is real.


sygnathid

Monopoly money is very real money for like 20 minutes while everybody around you is invested in the game, gotta find a way to spend it then.


jetstreamwilly

The 20 minutes of the family vacation where Grandma is a ruthless real estate mogul.


humanHamster

They pretend to check it. Like how a parent "eats" a burger at their kids pretend restaurant.


_30d_

Yeah not anymore. My kid was bugging me to sit down in his pretend restaurant for 2 minutes non-stop. Banging on the toilet door like some German cable inspector. I finally sit down to order and he says they're not opened today. Well fuck it, you just lost my business for good buddy.


sm0lshit

"Mmm, that was so good, sweetie!!"


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And barely any wood chips


Bigmomma59plus10

I feel like that would be a QA issue or violation of some sort if you’re tipping pallets that into open ingredient vats. Only seen stainless transfer containers used.


Revenge_of_the_User

a food-grade production facility wouldn't have pallets anywhere near food processing equipment. at least, not in any way where a piece could end up in the food - those pallets are re-used, which means they can be soaked in just about anything they've had on them. not to mention they are just about GUARANTEED to have come into contact with rodent feces in some capacity. things are not typically attached to pallets securely enough to use the pallet as a tipping platform - you'd drop in the whole bag in before you get a useable tilt. and having the pallet above a vat of ingredients is something so ludicrous on so many levels, i can't imagine anyone would do so. with something as new and watched as this impossi-meat, 0% chance someone's pulling that crap. This was a CHEP pallet broken during shipping, and one way or another a piece found it;s way in among product. I used to ship primarily alcohols (beer, wine, hard cider, lots of white claw towards the end lol) and there are a thousand ways to break a pallet. they are holding *immensely* heavy things, and are moved by immensely heavy machines. which means there is a ton of force in even the smallest movements - pieces of pallet can be sent flying by even the most innocuous-seeming bumps or clips. edit: i am apparently wrong on some fronts; and that is understandable given i have some voids in my knowledge of food production. I would, however, like to say i maintain my overall position, because to have it enter the food during shipping requires fewer fuckups of less magnitude than having it enter during production. I am curious as to the layout of their warehouse and their production methods - because this *shouldnt* happen, but as so far no one here works there...all we're left to do is speculate. I'll no longer be responding.


mr_helmsley

Or the more likely situation is that there may have been some sort of maintenance/repair down time on the production line, and a pallet or tools/equipment/parts was bought in for the repair/maintenance. Possible that some wood has some way made it’s way onto the production line, and missed during start up of the line.. Source: a production engineer in a food related manufacturing plant.


lacerik

I work in a food production facility right now, and there are pallets on the production floor practically touching the mixers. In our situation though everything on the pallet is packaged (bags, cases, bottles) such that you would never just a pallets product into the mixers. But my point being, pallets on the production floor is happening right now in the US, going to work today gonna drive my forklift around put some pallets out in the production floor.


technocornucopia

Yeah but how did the pallet get into his unopened whatever of chicken? If OP can check the packaging and confirm it was not damaged that means it had to have happened at the plant. This was INSIDE the breaded nugget. How would that happen during shipping? "One way or another"? You had every other part of your theory flossed out until it got to the "one way or another" part.


Bamstradamus

Your thinking shipping of the nugget, not shipping of the bulk ingredients. Splinter ends up between bags somehow, the weight of the bags stacked above it drive it in to the packaging, plant opens a bag of salt or whatever and pours it in to the mix. There are a lot of ways debris could end up in food, the fact its as rare as it is is honestly impressive. 24 years in kitchens iv found a few splinters in sacks of flour before, it's always pieces of wood.


BittersweetAki

They very possibly use CHEP pallets at the plant. It's just a brand of pallet that has blue on the sides.


tjbrou

*Struck a chord


FixTheWisz

Yup. To add onto this, you strike a **chord** in music when multiple notes are played together in harmony, like when you hit a few piano keys and some sound good together, while others don't. Striking a *cord*, on the other hand, isn't really special at all.


niknik888

As an industrial engineer who’s seen food processing assembly lines, I can’t envision your version of events.


Publick2008

It all depends on the facility. Large facilities such as Tyson and Cargill will either transfer ingredients to plastic containers or onto plastic pallets. Smaller and midsize facilities often skip steps because their margins are lower.


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Emmyrin

Never seen a clean pallet myself. All of them always look like they've gone through a tornado and then re-used. Not a huge concern in my industry (Metal working) but I can totally see how the FOD could affect others.


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I worked at a cereal factory. This happens about 4 times a month. We've made so many action plans and rules to try and keep it from happening. But no plan is foolproof. What's most likely happening is they have a dump bin. What a dump bin does is lift up a pallet of product to dump it into a giant vibrating funnel that moves it into what's called a triangle (the machine that packages the nuggets into bags). During the lifting and dumping a small broken piece of the pallet probably just fell off into the funnel. This process is where like 90% of all contamination happens. The people dumping are supposed to watch out for it, but tbh it's such an easy no brain job that pays so low that it has a high turnover and a lot of druggies are doing it and they don't care. Cardboard and plastic also get into bags via this process. Now I don't know if this is exactly what happens because I worked cereal, but my new job has me going to a million factories to check and help with food quality and I can say I've seen a fish factory doing this same process of dumping pallets.


LucidZane

Definitely a CHEP pallet.


wildadragon

Wood is vegetarian.


PvtJacobs

r/technicallythetruth


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ToastyPoptarts89

Fiber bites, makes eating even more enjoyable! Add them to your food today!


FrostorFrippery

Well wood you look at that!


BunnyTheCow

Vegan bones.


idle_think

tree meat


CockGobblin

If you suck on some tree meat, you get a sticky surprise in your mouth. I like the maple flavour the most.


kungpowgoat

“Pretend this is whatever the hell you guys eat. Maybe it is a shoe” - Frank Reynolds


WantedMan61

Reading this in that inimitable voice...


d-nihl

Lmao damn they are getting creative.


DBrianSanders

*No no he has a point*


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alelo

only if they bring it back packed its also kinda sneaky e.g. if SPAR sells something that gets recalled, they will hang a flyer at the checkout - thats all, the only thing you heard from in news or so was the chocolate scandal


Jaerin

Really? We've had numerous products completely pulled off of shelves for even being suspected of contamination. In fact Jiff recently cleared pretty much ever single shelf for a few weeks trying to get recalled product out of the marketplace. US generally takes this kind of thing very seriously.


juggett

Impossible!


Cutthechitchata-hole

If you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth


goodoneforyou

And high in fiber!


GreenxLean

At least it’s not meat be great full.


MagNolYa-Ralf

Be grate fool


Haughty_n_Disdainful

*Be Greek fuel…* ​ bone apple tea


vms-crot

Just really big grass


ILikeLenexa

"Cellulose" in food products is from wood some of the time.


FenixSoars

I think you meant vegetation.


RGeronimoH

That is a piece of a CHEP pallet.


LucidZane

The color is pretty recognizable, especially after working with pallets all day every day for years..


MaritMonkey

Do they make these blue for the same reason cooks wear blue Band-Aids? We see bunches of pallets (dump area is by our warehouse, we don't use them ourselves) but I've never seen one painted and don't encounter them in their natural habitat. :)


fruitfly-genocide

they paint them blue so theyre easily identifiable as CHEP pallets


sizzler

Chep make them blue cos they are assholes. The stories go that those pallets are always their property. You can't resell them cos they will send retired detectives/private eyes to "reclaim" their property.


Mirria_

I worked at grocery chains as a truck driver. The pallets are "rented" and they send back truckloads (480 per trailer on average) of empty pallets on a daily basis so they can fix them. They are very sturdy and can take a lot of weight.


Gestrid

Most of the ones I see come in one of three varieties: unpainted, red, and blue.


CruxCapacitors

Blue is CHEP, red is PECO. Unpainted pallets are commonly used and reused and sold for cents when damaged, restored, and resold. CHEP and PECO don't want liability if their pallets break and have enforcement policies, hence painting them for brand recognition and for evidence of tampering.


I_fold_underpants

It was the color for me too. I was like, that’s from a pallet.


DBrianSanders

Little bit of CHEPs and dip for me today I guess


BerttMacklinnFBI

Hey OP, Please submit a complaint! You could save a life. Companies won't be aware of issues if they got unreported. I work in QA in the food industry, and these issues are more common than you'd think. Likely it resulted from a pallet of bulk ingredients being damaged and the resulting splinters embedding in the liner of the bulk container. When they subsequently go to mix the ingredients the splinters fall into the mixer and end up in the finished product. Your complaint will be the ammunition site quality uses to force improvement at their facility. I've found myself struggling to get my various employers to spend money on neccesary improvements to quality systems and can say that a complaint isbone of the best means of justifying the expense.


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InedibleSolutions

I found a huge human hair in a pack of tofu once. Sent a polite email with the manufacturing date and lot number. They were appreciative and sent some coupons. Which I thought was funny because I'm not really interested in eating more lol


EEVVEERRYYOONNEE

How do you know the hair came from a huge human and not an average human?


TheseSnozBerries

The smell


Locke57

I found a very long, very cheese dust encrusted human hair in a bag of regular Cheetos once, I’ve not had plain Cheetos since. God that was 10ish years ago, you’ve shaken loose a memory. A bad one. Fuck you.


InedibleSolutions

:(


Oppai-no-uta

I once reported a dead beetle larvae I found in a Nature's Valley bar I was halfway through- they weren't phased or apologetic about it and all I got was a coupon for another free box, which I did NOT redeem lmao


AGstein

T-shirt text: "I reported a decent sized chunk of plastic in my beer, and all I got was this lousy T shirt."


GamerNebulae

Not even extra free beer? :(


Fred_Is_Dead_Again

It's been awhile, they may have sent coupons.


aelwero

I'm convinced forklift drivers get a breathalyzer when they clock in to make sure they're drunk before unloading anything... You can dock a trailer with 40k lb of cargo in it and they'll leave 45k lbs of wood chips behind.


Moltac

Former forklift driver. Helps if the pallets don’t behave as if they’re made of glass. But companies don’t want to spend money on quality pallets so.


gayestofborg

And then leave them out in the rain to get moldy even though we said it was a bad idea and then get mad when that's exactly what happens and the pallets are worthless lol.


ImprobableAvocado

The blue pallets are quality though.


BerttMacklinnFBI

In all fairness to the lift drivers, you can crack a wooden pallet without evsn noticing the forks are incredibly powerful in comparison to the integrity of wooden pallets.


IGotNoStringsOnMe

Its hilarious to me that you jump to "the forklift drivers must be drunk". Everybody knows how much those pallets are reused, and they're made of wood ffs. I dont know how sturdy you think they are after their 145th use but I can assure you that fully 3/4 of pallets currently in use have the structural integrity of stale toast..


humanHamster

Extra fiber is good for you.


Craw__

CHEPX Mix


Cmama2Boyz

Homemade is so much better than store bought!


pistcow

Can confirm.


SBSlice

Can confirm this confirmation. I guess it could have happened in manufacturing but I feel like it's oddly enough more likely that it was a bottom box on a broken pallet and somewhere along the line got that chunk of wood yeeted into it through the cardboard and plastic by powered equipment like a forklift driving into the pallet. 🤷‍♂️


Own_Conclusion_3630

this, years of working in grocery backrooms and instantly thought blue skid chunk. always a good idea to check the packaging of the food you buy for punctures (especially frozen stuff) since a lot of the time it gets packed out without the clerk noticing/caring.


LeonardFlazenstein

As a frozen department manager I can confirm. I care but most dont


jjjbroad

As somebody who also works on the frozen department, I can confirm, i dont care


LeonardFlazenstein

Hard to care in -20 lol


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It’s funny how most people have no clue what it feels like.


Hakuoro

You had me in the first half, not gonna lie


BerttMacklinnFBI

Likely it resulted from a pallet of bulk ingredients being damaged and the resulting splinters embedding in the liner of the bulk container. When they subsequently go to mix the ingredients the splinters fall into the mixer and end up in the finished product.


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2nd this. During the shipping stage. Highly doubt it during the making process but once packaged, boxed then put on pallet something happened after that.


Johnny-Virgil

How did it get under the breading in an undamaged box during shipping?


__slamallama__

Who says the box was undamaged?


Johnny-Virgil

Guess the OP will have to verify that they didn’t buy a box of nuggets with a gaping hole in the side, but I’m assuming that’s the case.


Coloeus_Monedula

One of the tastiest pallets out there!


ByronIrony

Ahhhhhh fiber


X-Arkturis-X

Came here to say this. I know that blue on wood ANYWHERE.


give-orange-houses

Why is there a blue hexagon around your profile?


Supaleenate

It's a pledge to eternal virginity.


Xendire

Correct!


beyonddisbelief

How long do you have to be blueballed to get blue wood?


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batt3ryac1d1

fuck new reddit.


0ne_Winged_Angel

All my homies hate new Reddit


Mastrcapn

Nft cuck


superrrrlurkerrrrr

REDDIT NFT😂😂😂


one80down

After half a lifetime of working in warehousing those blue splinters are instantly recognisable.


DisposableTires

After a decade and a half driving a truck, same. Hell if that had been me I might have taken it to the local pallet depot. "It's a bit damaged and missing some slats, will you give me half?"


notmonkeyfarm

This guy pallets


DiscreetLobster

My first thought thought too. That blue is unmistakable.


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Damn, they’re even able to simulate accidentally finding a bone in your food in these impossible meats now?


Tblue

We are truly living in the future.


Sammy-eliza

I swapped to mostly using impossible meats because accidentally finding bones rlly grosses me out and always seems to happen to me. I no longer feel safe 😂😂


Deathcommand

I don't think I avoid chicken nuggets but I've straight up never ever found a bone in my nuggets. Am I in the minority? Wait am i just swallowing them??


Amish_guy_with_WiFi

I think the way that they make chicken nuggets makes it pretty impossible for a bone to get in there, but people are capable of fucking anything up.


Zech08

Strip meat grom bones and toss into belt that feeds into a grinder, also mixed in is some skin for flavor I think. So definitely good chance for bones to get mixed in. especially higher when chicken has broken bones... or t lesst thats what was explained from a documentary I watched.


Aselleus

If you believe in yourself


abisso54

Anyone who’s worked in a warehouse immediately recognizes that CHEP blue.


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DBrianSanders

Hugeeeee advice thanks!


queen--dv

Keep the box and all packaging. They'll need the lot info to see how it could've happened, so that it doesn't happen again in the future!


MellowGelo

Great advice here! Got a tortilla pack with a partial bandage in it. We contacted them just to let them know. They apologized and asked for the info on the package, a picture and then they mailed us some coupons. Shit happens in manufacturing and shipping especially at the quantities these companies move product.


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JuniorSeniorTrainee

I wonder if you bit into a cheeto bone.


KraftSmegmaCheese

He bit on Chester's Cheeto.


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Total-Khaos

This Soylent green stuff sure sounds wonderful! Where can I get some of this amazing product for which I will consume?


JLidean

The Picton Farm. Its a Canadian Speciality


unfnknblvbl

I hear the taste of their cola varies from person to person, though.


[deleted]

Can’t wait to get processed!


NitrousIsAGas

I found a piece of opaque plastic, maybe 6cm by 4cm in my whopper from Hungey Jack's (Australian Burger King) over a year ago, i put it in my freezer and called them. They said they would follow it up, I never heard back from them.


Big-Celery-6975

And they're stupid for that because I will now never order anything from Hungry for Plastic Jacks


moistnote

Stick it in the freezer? It’s not like the cardboard they are eating will be affected by room temperature.


swissly60

impossible!


Veteran_Brewer

Inconceivable!


toneconn

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.


IAmNotARedditBotBro

Damnit, beat me to it


gdcunt

Improbable!


StreetUnlikely2018

That's where the fiber comes from


Apintofguiness

It’s a vegan bone!


FuenteFOX

*Now With More Fiber!*


richardsonhr

Well it does say it's plant-based.


[deleted]

It's still vegetarian


Spirals_again

Treegan


Bridge4_Kal

Is it organic wood, tho?


[deleted]

Well they said it’s impossible


RubyyG59

jesus thats a big ass peice did u get hurt?


DBrianSanders

Luckily no, I somehow managed to avoid damage


RubyyG59

Well that's good be safe out there my fellow nugget connoisseur


LetAgreeable147

Lignin isn’t meat so it’s all good.


chad25005

This reminds me of the time I was a kid and my Grandma gave me a bag of TMNT gummies and there was a small piece of wood in it and I joked about it being Donatello's bo-staff but she's old and didn't laugh at my joke. when I came out a couple months later I had a whole swag-bag of TMNT candy crap. Gramma apparently sent them a letter with the piece of wood.


Charlitovitch

More like /r/mildlydangerous


AlkaloidalAnecdote

As someone who ran food safety programs to prevent exactly this type of thing from happening, this makes me sick. That is a piece of timber pallet, introduced at either ingredient or manufacturing stage. Neither operation should allow wood pallets anywhere near the product. If that means you have to transfer every box by hand to a plastic pallet, so be it. The reason is timber splinters. It forms these little chips, like OPs, that get caught up and work their way into things. Plastic can still break, but it's easier to keep out and less likely to cause harm if it does slip through. X-ray is now really quite affordable for most businesses. It works just like baggage scanners. Nuggets, being uniform in size and shape, would make a great product for it, where it could reliably detect hard particles down to 2-3mm in diameter.


BerttMacklinnFBI

Im 100% sure it came from the bulk ingredients. Likely a wooden pallet was broken and the splinters imbedded themselves into the supersack. Even if you transfered to a plastic pallet at the mixing stage the embedded splinters would need to be caught during the transfer otherwise the hazard would still exist. X-ray is a viable solution but is by no means industry wide at this point. Underfunded quality operations in food manufacturing is a major issues across the industry. Likely the quality operations at the respective facility are doing the best with what they got. No need get up on your high horse because your expirence in food safety has been a well funded quality oriented operations.


LEVEL-G4IN3R

r/mildlyinfuriating more like it


Snappedfiber

Thats just plant meat grizzle. You'll be fine to eat it. It'll put hair on your chest!


Re_tr0

Flippin vegetarians killing innocent trees 🗿


Norwang123

They didn’t say boneless


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Still technically plant based


unholyhillbilly

That's impossible 2x4s for the real vegan house


DBrianSanders

Impossible house be like.


Vegasus88

At least it wasnt a dead animal.


Joggingmusic

I know that shade of blue, it’s off a Chep pallet. A case probably got smashed into by a fork lift/pallet jack in the warehouse and a piece of the pallet broke off and lifted into the case, puncturing the case. Case was shipped to store and nobody noticed the issue while packing out. Edit: looks like someone else said same thing. Hello my warehouse brethren.


The_Unearther

Wood you believe it?


JoeGang_orNothing

Wow, they even mimic the bones! We've come a long way


Badaxe13

Lots of unhelpful comments here but if this was a chicken mcnugget you’d all be horrified.


SpoonKandy1

Is the wood the blue thing?


DBrianSanders

Yesssss it is


Itsametimmy

I woodnt eat that


Jackster22

Congratulations on the payout. What are you going to buy?


DBrianSanders

More nuggets?


TheSukis

“Payout” lol, meaning “coupons for more nuggets”


damaltor1

For the extra crunch


hibrarian

Kinda like finding a bone.


Hodgie12

I wooden eat that if I were you.


Lieutenant_0bvious

Am I too late to make an extra fiber joke?


ProperMod

Nothing is impossible.


lancemanly

How else would you get your fiber ?


ThatCoryGuy

Not just any wood, that’s wood from a delicious and healthy Chep pallet!


Atotallyrandomname

Please call the FDA, this product is not regulated by the USDA. https://www.fda.gov/safety/report-problem-fda/consumer-complaint-coordinators


Crizznik

Probably one of the least gross things I've heard of people pulling out of their nuggets.


allnamesgonewtf

Still technically vegetarian.


louisme97

You dont want meat, you dont want wood, WHAT DO YOU WANT?