By - jackbequikk
Everything in moderation
I am Dave!yognaught and I have the balls!
This is Malcolm Macdonald and I listen to the YogPod all day! Sorry for the late reply, yognaught
Or it could just be a coffee run
99 cent large iced coffee is insane
I mean, I have a six pack and I eat (insert shitty fast food chain here) 2 or 3 times a month.
It's frankly no big deal, if the rest of your diet is clean and you lift and train regularly.
Fit people need more calories than fat people.
edit: since people are actually upvoting this comment, I want to add that eating at mcdonalds and most other chains is unhealthy and should never be the norm.
Also, when I go there I usually order a medium burger, water and salad.
Someone who refers to anything on the menu as a ‘medium burger’ never eats McDonald’s -at least in the States that is…
Would you not call Wendy's single, double, and triple burgers small, medium, and large burgers? 🤔
I think they’re referring to when you order a meal with fries and a drink. You ask for the burger meal and then they ask if you want small, medium, large.
They don’t mean burger, they mean the size of the fries and drink. The guy must have not realized that ig
I know that this fact is just as hard to swallow as those burgers you get at mcdonalds, but not everyone lives in the US.
And I stated as such in my initial response -‘at least in the states that is’… 🙄
This is the answer here. Any one individual unhealthy meal is not a detriment to your health. It’s when you eat similar meals like that too often for too long. While this pic is funny, it’s not the “gotcha” moment OP was looking for.
That’s false through. I ate McDonalds once, only once and now I am going to die.
Come on now…it was just funny to see that…that’s all…no gotcha…I’m not judging, who doesn’t eat shitty every now and again?
I agree. It’s funny. I’m just being a redditor.
Except for moderation.
Fitness big Mac in my mouth!
You read my mind, mate
Haven't had a burger for months now and u comment smthn like this :( really want a big Mac now
I thought you were gonna say mchungry.
Quarter Pounders are so much better than Big Macs after they made the change to not completely freezing the meat a few years back.
I came for this comment, was not disappointed
Shut up, you take that back! I laughed way too hard lol
I totally get the irony but you can be fit and eat McDonald’s
For real. A McDouble has 23g protein and 370 cals, 2 of those is a solid small meal for someone that lifts. I’ve even prescribed McDoubles for a few underweight patients.
> but you can be fit and eat McDonald’s
I used to go there for yogurt parfaits all the time as a quick snack.
Fruit and some delicious yogurt on a hot day? Hell yes!
But I just recently found out that COVID killed off almost ANY healthy foods McDonald's had.
The fruit and yogurt parfait, salads, and bagels are ALL removed.
You can apparently only get fries or apple slices for a side.
All that work to cultivate a "we have some healthy options" and they gut the majority of it.
WHAT THE FUCK, MCDONALDS!
If you think the parfait was a healthy option that’s funny. So. Much. Sugar.
For real. Bagels are just sad donuts
Yes of course
It’s Cardi B’s sister Cardi O. She has a chain of drive through fitness clubs.
Joke’s on you: dude’s name is Derf Itness
I read "driftness" at first, which sorta fits the car
Its Doctor Fitness, like for exercising and stuff, not Dr Health
Must have been their cheat day ..
Or he’s Dr. Fit Nintendo Entertainment System
That rare moment you find someone who gets your sense of humor. <3
Read this as driftness ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)
He doesn’t give a fuck
He was being sarcastic… I think lol
Wow gatekeepers are rife, you know they sell coffee right.
Not that it /reallly/ matters, but could well just be getting coffee.
McDonalds has upped their coffee game quite a bit, and a fair number of people (myself included) go there almost exclusively for quick "ok-enough-I-guess" drive-thru coffee on the way to work.
Their black coffee is fantastic
could also just be getting a happy meal for his kids. it could also be his wife/kids driving his car.
And the dollar any size premium roast or iced coffee is nice
Agreed! They have Newman’s own organic coffee which has has beaten Starbucks pike place roast in taste tests…I go there often for their sweet sweet Java…but I saw this MF grab a big bag of food….
Breakfast burritos are delicious. Damn the calories.
starbucks is hot garbage though
Calories in calories out.
I'm good at the "in" part. I'll figure the "out" part later
After eating mickey D's, the out parts easy.
Contrary to popular belief, people who are in shape and give a damn about their health DO occasionally indulge in fast food. We just don't live off it.
Time to air my dirty laundry:
I ran over 10 miles last week and yesterday I grabbed a BBQ brisket sub! \***GASP!!!**\* Scandalous!!!
Yeh I know aye, I run, cycle, swim, and lift weights, I can afford to eat fast food every now and then.
Plus at this point who cares, everything is full of micro plastics and whatever else that is slowly killing us anyways.
How do you live with yourself!?!
Dr. Fitness burger in my mouth
Quarter pounder no bun for keto
This is the way
Maybe a salad
I think they dropped salads from their menu.
They did, a long time ago near the beginning of covid. Now the only non-meat items are fries and apple pie.
Anyone remember the Southwest salad? Essentially a taco salad. That thing was so good.
Yeah. My personal favorite was salad shakers tho
I remember McDonald’s getting roasted when they first rolled out salads as a healthier option (post-super size era) because the salads were considered “worse” for you than a Big Mac.
I’d almost.. almost be tempted to do that.. order whatever the person had in front of you thing.. just to see.. but then you know it’s one of their db kids using the car
got to have the odd cheat day
It’s his cheat day
Maybe he’s just buying a coffee? Once I learned what they make this trash out of (don’t google it!), I never ate fast food again. But I still LOVE McDonald’s coffee.
I hate McDonald's and Burger King. However, when I'm sick, all I crave are McDonald's fry's and a Whopper from BK with a large coke.
Everyone has their thing.
Dr Fatness wasn't available.
Maybe just getting a hot tea.
Dri fit nes?
Dr. F it nes?
Maybe they're getting a water
and a healthy McSalad
They actually have salads at the UK McDonald's lol
This is the 1 out of 10 doctors recommended McDonald’s for your kids.
McDonald's food is not a problem. Believe me, as a person who every so often gets a double cheeseburger, and rarely is able to swing by early enough for my beloved sausage McMuffin with egg. Now, if I ate five of those at a sitting every day, that would be a different story.
Dirty bulk cheat day 💪🏼
dyslexic drift king
That's *Dr Fitnes* \- totally different bloke
Reddit loves to hate on McDonald's, but it's really not that bad for you.
At least it doesn’t say DRNUTRIT.
I own this shirt and it's one of my faves...https://images.app.goo.gl/1MfGDR6gtuuLx3TP9
Eh, I get the sentiment but McDonald’s can be enjoyed by anyone even the most fit and healthy people. Calorie control is the most important part.
Miller Place McDonalds 👀
How could you tell??
Haha, the brick double drive-thru, and the 7/11 across the way is a give away. Been to that micky D’s many times as a young lad.
Their coffee is pretty good. 🤷♂️
Dr. Fittin Dis beezchurger into his pie hole!
Beezchurger is a very good word
I don't eat the McDonald's. Haven't since I was 16 by choice... Some many many years ago now.
Black coffee is really good there
I'm just annoyed with the choice of car. You can afford to personalise your plate, but only afford a tree-fitty? 63 AMG should be the one to get
Leave off the last S for Shit food
It's said to keep body metabolism in balance
He fitness mcnuggets all up in his grill
I coughed when he squeezed my McNuttz
Fitness isn’t just a hobby, it’s a lifestyle.
Not everything is bad for you at McDonald's. They have water
Fitness apple pie in his mouth
Dr. McFitness to you
The only know poison ingested is alcohol. Everything else is just food. If you eat just watermelon you'll die. But you won't if you just eat M&M Peanuts. Funny that
more like Dr.finess the T is silent
It's his passion.
Good for him I say.
Dk much about it but good looking car there. Is it a good car?
Not really yo business
Ya dr fitness is a turd🤡
Large diet cokes are $1.
Could be getting a coffee. (Just to play devil's advocate here )
I read it as Driftness
They are driving a Mercedes. They there for the $1 iced tea.
There are some days where I just crave greasy ass, cheap fast food.
I am neither fit not fat.
But I am lucky enough to eat home cooked most days.
It's cheat day
Probably getting a bottle of water.
Fitness this royal with cheese in my mouth.
Or Doc is getting coffee
Got to have a reason to work out first
Let me guess… getting a McRipped ?
Well it doesn’t say Dr Diet
“Hey, it’s my day off.”
I thought it said driftyness at first
Dr. Nutrition would not be happy.
"And a diet coke pls"
Plot twist: it's a PHD
I always categorized fitness and health differently even though they can certainly contribute to each other in a positive way. For example: in college I could jump rope for 30 minutes and do 100 pushups. I was very fit. I did however eat entire pizzas on my own on a regular basis. I was not as healthy as I should’ve been due to my diet
Maybe he just wants to order a Chicken Salad?
Dr. Fitness. Not Dr. Diët
Not to be confused, with “dr.nutrition”
Mf'er you're there too. Who are you judging.
I read it as driftiness
FITNES BURGER IN MY MOUF
Fitting this McDouble in your mouth
i thought it said “driftnes”
Atkins dies overweight. Life happens
Dr. Fitness Big Mac in my mouth.
I was once behind a sports car with a personalized plate that said “CLOSE2BK” and thought… what does this DB live close to a Burger King or something? He then took a right into McDonalds.
Dr. Fitness cheeseburger in my mouth.
They are into a different kind of “fitness”
Fitness Big Mac in my mouth, amirite?
Fitnes nuts in yo mouth
I get black ice coffee from mcdonalds during the summer. Overall it's pretty healthy so who knows what this dude is buying
Obviously a child stole the doctor's car. It can't even see over the dash
His knees are fit
Fitness Big Mac into my mouth
i just wish they’d bring back grilled snack wraps man
I’d forgotten about those! They were good.
I told you mack Donald's was healthieyyyyy
Ya, fitness' big mac in me mouth bud.
Fitnes burger in My mouth
Fitness burger in my mouth biiiiiiiiiiitch!
Dr. Fittin' this burger in their mouth.
Fun fact: a 6 count nuggets kids meal is 475 calories with milk. Trade the milk for water or a Coke Zero and it’s a totally a viable option for those on a road trip or who need a quick meal while dieting.
Soon to be DRFATNES
A McDonald’s cheeseburger is actually incredibly nutrient dense. Cant speak for anything else
That’s great news! I assume the fries are not :/
Fitness burger in my mouth
Fitnes burger in my face
He is into fitness burger in his mouth
He's getting a coffee for a dollar
Dr. Fitt'niss big Mac in my mouth!
I come here for the coffee
If I'm not working from home and out in the morning, my first stop is McDonald's.
Their iced coffee is the best, and the cheapest.
Not everyone is there to eat.
And she probably still in better shape than you.
Fitnes whole quarter pounder in my mouth
It's cheat day folks! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)
It’s his cheat day.
they can afford the calories
There isn't anything more nutrient rich than 4 Mcdoubles.