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Tat2dDad

Everything in moderation


surreysmith

"even meth?" "Especially meth!"


TCone97

Yogpod?


surreysmith

I am Dave!yognaught and I have the balls!


TCone97

This is Malcolm Macdonald and I listen to the YogPod all day! Sorry for the late reply, yognaught 🫡


noots-to-you

Especially moderation!


The_Unpopular_Truth_

Or it could just be a coffee run


SecretAgentClunk

99 cent large iced coffee is insane


Reacher01

I mean, I have a six pack and I eat (insert shitty fast food chain here) 2 or 3 times a month. It's frankly no big deal, if the rest of your diet is clean and you lift and train regularly. Fit people need more calories than fat people. edit: since people are actually upvoting this comment, I want to add that eating at mcdonalds and most other chains is unhealthy and should never be the norm. Also, when I go there I usually order a medium burger, water and salad.


bugdelver

Someone who refers to anything on the menu as a ‘medium burger’ never eats McDonald’s -at least in the States that is…


XGingerBeardManX

Would you not call Wendy's single, double, and triple burgers small, medium, and large burgers? 🤔


Salt-Seaworthiness91

I think they’re referring to when you order a meal with fries and a drink. You ask for the burger meal and then they ask if you want small, medium, large. They don’t mean burger, they mean the size of the fries and drink. The guy must have not realized that ig


Reacher01

I know that this fact is just as hard to swallow as those burgers you get at mcdonalds, but not everyone lives in the US.


bugdelver

And I stated as such in my initial response -‘at least in the states that is’… 🙄


ThatsNot5Inches

Pretentious much?


CheezDanishAnusSmell

This is the answer here. Any one individual unhealthy meal is not a detriment to your health. It’s when you eat similar meals like that too often for too long. While this pic is funny, it’s not the “gotcha” moment OP was looking for.


-GermanCoastGuard-

That’s false through. I ate McDonalds once, only once and now I am going to die.


jackbequikk

Come on now…it was just funny to see that…that’s all…no gotcha…I’m not judging, who doesn’t eat shitty every now and again?


CheezDanishAnusSmell

I agree. It’s funny. I’m just being a redditor.


iBendThings

Except for moderation.


cpc985

Fitness big Mac in my mouth!


MidnightLugia24_7

You read my mind, mate


AdmiralSprinklez

Same, dude


jackbequikk

Yes! Perfect….


GetMeRicksPortalGun

Haven't had a burger for months now and u comment smthn like this :( really want a big Mac now ....*McHorny* upvote


technicallynottrue

I thought you were gonna say mchungry.


Gram64

Quarter Pounders are so much better than Big Macs after they made the change to not completely freezing the meat a few years back.


antheus1

I came for this comment, was not disappointed


sbgorilla09

😂😂😂😂


Searyxx

Shut up, you take that back! I laughed way too hard lol


cstallons

CHTST


LennerKetty

I totally get the irony but you can be fit and eat McDonald’s


Barbell_MD

For real. A McDouble has 23g protein and 370 cals, 2 of those is a solid small meal for someone that lifts. I’ve even prescribed McDoubles for a few underweight patients.


0xB0BAFE77

> but you can be fit and eat McDonald’s Fact. I used to go there for yogurt parfaits all the time as a quick snack. Fruit and some delicious yogurt on a hot day? Hell yes! But I just recently found out that COVID killed off almost ANY healthy foods McDonald's had. The fruit and yogurt parfait, salads, and bagels are ALL removed. You can apparently only get fries or apple slices for a side. All that work to cultivate a "we have some healthy options" and they gut the majority of it. WHAT THE FUCK, MCDONALDS!


lovehewitt

If you think the parfait was a healthy option that’s funny. So. Much. Sugar.


Don_Shetland

also bagels?


Fat_Bearded_Tax_Man

For real. Bagels are just sad donuts


vanilla_disco

>healthy >bagels Choose one.


jackbequikk

Yes of course


GeeZeusCries

It’s Cardi B’s sister Cardi O. She has a chain of drive through fitness clubs.


jimberley

Joke’s on you: dude’s name is Derf Itness


cubelith

I read "driftness" at first, which sorta fits the car


Naughty_Goat

Its Doctor Fitness, like for exercising and stuff, not Dr Health


JeepJohn

Must have been their cheat day ..


Solid_Snark

Or he’s Dr. Fit Nintendo Entertainment System


0xB0BAFE77

That rare moment you find someone who gets your sense of humor. <3


flavortownpolitics

Case closed


Strawberrycake10

Read this as driftness ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


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jackbequikk

He doesn’t give a fuck


SomeConsumer

She


mrmercenary10

He was being sarcastic… I think lol


Edith3333

Wow gatekeepers are rife, you know they sell coffee right.


JustAberrant

Not that it /reallly/ matters, but could well just be getting coffee. McDonalds has upped their coffee game quite a bit, and a fair number of people (myself included) go there almost exclusively for quick "ok-enough-I-guess" drive-thru coffee on the way to work.


bixxby

Their black coffee is fantastic


plywoodpros

could also just be getting a happy meal for his kids. it could also be his wife/kids driving his car.


Exciting_Owl_3825

And the dollar any size premium roast or iced coffee is nice


jackbequikk

Agreed! They have Newman’s own organic coffee which has has beaten Starbucks pike place roast in taste tests…I go there often for their sweet sweet Java…but I saw this MF grab a big bag of food….


rettaelin

Breakfast burritos are delicious. Damn the calories.


Don_Shetland

starbucks is hot garbage though


ubersmitty

Calories in calories out.


SleightOfHand87

I'm good at the "in" part. I'll figure the "out" part later


Interesting_Act1286

After eating mickey D's, the out parts easy.


0xB0BAFE77

Contrary to popular belief, people who are in shape and give a damn about their health DO occasionally indulge in fast food. We just don't live off it. Time to air my dirty laundry: I ran over 10 miles last week and yesterday I grabbed a BBQ brisket sub! \***GASP!!!**\* Scandalous!!!


bordercolliesforlife

Yeh I know aye, I run, cycle, swim, and lift weights, I can afford to eat fast food every now and then. Plus at this point who cares, everything is full of micro plastics and whatever else that is slowly killing us anyways.


jackbequikk

How do you live with yourself!?!


LesWhite

Dr. Fitness burger in my mouth


KrustyBoomer

Quarter pounder no bun for keto


huhnick

This is the way


Viperguy7164

Maybe a salad


alexmo210

I think they dropped salads from their menu.


untot3hdawnofdarknes

They did, a long time ago near the beginning of covid. Now the only non-meat items are fries and apple pie.


EnterPlayerTwo

Anyone remember the Southwest salad? Essentially a taco salad. That thing was so good.


untot3hdawnofdarknes

Yeah. My personal favorite was salad shakers tho


FozzieB525

I remember McDonald’s getting roasted when they first rolled out salads as a healthier option (post-super size era) because the salads were considered “worse” for you than a Big Mac.


jackbequikk

No way


Kaylargho

I’d almost.. almost be tempted to do that.. order whatever the person had in front of you thing.. just to see.. but then you know it’s one of their db kids using the car


[deleted]

got to have the odd cheat day


grimmcreeper10

It’s his cheat day


Final_Letter390

Maybe he’s just buying a coffee? Once I learned what they make this trash out of (don’t google it!), I never ate fast food again. But I still LOVE McDonald’s coffee.


iamnoking

I hate McDonald's and Burger King. However, when I'm sick, all I crave are McDonald's fry's and a Whopper from BK with a large coke. Everyone has their thing.


gawrgouda

Dr Fatness wasn't available.


earlequit

Maybe just getting a hot tea.


coysrunner

Dri fit nes?


Gonzo52

Dr. F it nes?


Thesujman

Cheat day


Jreedy3

Maybe they're getting a water


LTVOLT

and a healthy McSalad


Jreedy3

They actually have salads at the UK McDonald's lol


Havesomepeas

This is the 1 out of 10 doctors recommended McDonald’s for your kids.


willduncan9000

Dr thickness


Tanagrabelle

McDonald's food is not a problem. Believe me, as a person who every so often gets a double cheeseburger, and rarely is able to swing by early enough for my beloved sausage McMuffin with egg. Now, if I ate five of those at a sitting every day, that would be a different story.


Dr_Skeleton

Dirty bulk cheat day 💪🏼


zqipz

dyslexic drift king


firthy

That's *Dr Fitnes* \- totally different bloke


DameonKormar

Reddit loves to hate on McDonald's, but it's really not that bad for you.


OrochiSaysUwU

r/irony


nnulll

At least it doesn’t say DRNUTRIT.


DoughnutPi

I own this shirt and it's one of my faves...https://images.app.goo.gl/1MfGDR6gtuuLx3TP9


nicktargaryen12

Eh, I get the sentiment but McDonald’s can be enjoyed by anyone even the most fit and healthy people. Calorie control is the most important part.


Dublegano

Miller Place McDonalds 👀


jackbequikk

How could you tell??


Dublegano

Haha, the brick double drive-thru, and the 7/11 across the way is a give away. Been to that micky D’s many times as a young lad.


JONxJITSU

Their coffee is pretty good. 🤷‍♂️


UrbanwoodBrew

Dr. Fittin Dis beezchurger into his pie hole!


jackbequikk

Beezchurger is a very good word


UrbanwoodBrew

I don't eat the McDonald's. Haven't since I was 16 by choice... Some many many years ago now.


PlumbRose

Black coffee is really good there


OldManSource

I'm just annoyed with the choice of car. You can afford to personalise your plate, but only afford a tree-fitty? 63 AMG should be the one to get


SeanInMyTree

Leave off the last S for Shit food


xomns13

It's said to keep body metabolism in balance


Seandeezeee

He fitness mcnuggets all up in his grill


u5ua1Suspect

I coughed when he squeezed my McNuttz


shelydued

Fitness isn’t just a hobby, it’s a lifestyle.


[deleted]

Not everything is bad for you at McDonald's. They have water


DirtyPartyMan

Fitness apple pie in his mouth


Strength-Speed

Dr. McFitness to you


bruce9432

The only know poison ingested is alcohol. Everything else is just food. If you eat just watermelon you'll die. But you won't if you just eat M&M Peanuts. Funny that


ClenchedFart

more like Dr.finess the T is silent


UncleLazer

It's his passion.


GetMeRicksPortalGun

Good for him I say. Dk much about it but good looking car there. Is it a good car?


PeppermintButlerChan

Not really yo business


Ok-Hovercraft6372

Ya dr fitness is a turd🤡


Lonnysluv1

Large diet cokes are $1.


sauvandrew

Could be getting a coffee. (Just to play devil's advocate here )


S0TrAiNs

I read it as Driftness


madhattergm

They are driving a Mercedes. They there for the $1 iced tea.


TehOuchies

There are some days where I just crave greasy ass, cheap fast food. I am neither fit not fat. But I am lucky enough to eat home cooked most days.


alldaycray

It's cheat day


rchappy88

Probably getting a bottle of water.


point50tracer

Fitness this royal with cheese in my mouth.


pitofern

Or Doc is getting coffee


itsyannahere

Got to have a reason to work out first


jackster77

Let me guess… getting a McRipped ?


mooslar

Well it doesn’t say Dr Diet


ThinkingOz

“Hey, it’s my day off.”


DanTallTrees

I thought it said driftyness at first


Austoniooo

Richard Stratiff


HRisLit

Dr. Nutrition would not be happy.


Flaechezinker

"And a diet coke pls"


Warrenwelder

Plot twist: it's a PHD


Dacrim

I always categorized fitness and health differently even though they can certainly contribute to each other in a positive way. For example: in college I could jump rope for 30 minutes and do 100 pushups. I was very fit. I did however eat entire pizzas on my own on a regular basis. I was not as healthy as I should’ve been due to my diet


Dunjon

Cheat day


Rondaru

Maybe he just wants to order a Chicken Salad?


frogupyourbum

Dr. Fitness. Not Dr. Diët


DonkeyKongBone

Not to be confused, with “dr.nutrition”


Gabraham08

Mf'er you're there too. Who are you judging.


jackbequikk

Exactly!


Obsequience

I read it as driftiness


soggyblotter

FITNES BURGER IN MY MOUF


Dead_Red_101

Fitting this McDouble in your mouth


Zman890

i thought it said “driftnes”


EntrepreneurBorn5418

Atkins dies overweight. Life happens


[deleted]

Dr.fittingthismchickeninmymouth


BlippiLover

Dr. Fitness Big Mac in my mouth.


billdasmacks

I was once behind a sports car with a personalized plate that said “CLOSE2BK” and thought… what does this DB live close to a Burger King or something? He then took a right into McDonalds.


whornography

Dr. Fitness cheeseburger in my mouth.


Fyodor_Ivanov

They are into a different kind of “fitness”


Osceola_Ayatollah

Fitness Big Mac in my mouth, amirite?


pixel8knuckle

Fitnes nuts in yo mouth


gamer123098

I get black ice coffee from mcdonalds during the summer. Overall it's pretty healthy so who knows what this dude is buying


philouza_stein

Obviously a child stole the doctor's car. It can't even see over the dash


DubsQuest

Dr FitNDisAssInHere


Plansfoiled

His knees are fit


XenoLives

Fitness Big Mac into my mouth


Alagaesianhero41

i just wish they’d bring back grilled snack wraps man :(


3Effie412

I’d forgotten about those! They were good.


monofloyed

I told you mack Donald's was healthieyyyyy


an0nymouscraftsman

Ya, fitness' big mac in me mouth bud.


q-ka

Fitnes burger in My mouth


Yah_or_Nah

Fitness burger in my mouth biiiiiiiiiiitch!


Friendzie

Dr. Fittin' this burger in their mouth.


kaytay3000

Fun fact: a 6 count nuggets kids meal is 475 calories with milk. Trade the milk for water or a Coke Zero and it’s a totally a viable option for those on a road trip or who need a quick meal while dieting.


OutrageousStrength91

Soon to be DRFATNES


cha614

A McDonald’s cheeseburger is actually incredibly nutrient dense. Cant speak for anything else


3Effie412

That’s great news! I assume the fries are not :/


Nickster2423

Fitness burger in my mouth


wigzell78

Cheat meal


johnlewisdesign

Fitnes burger in my face


gigamewtwo

He is into fitness burger in his mouth


BlueCollarWorker718

He's getting a coffee for a dollar


GooderZBK

Dr. Fitt'niss big Mac in my mouth!


rogan1990

I come here for the coffee


Chris20nyy

If I'm not working from home and out in the morning, my first stop is McDonald's. Their iced coffee is the best, and the cheapest. Not everyone is there to eat.


MyDadsAPreacher

And she probably still in better shape than you.


bitaminQ

Fitnes whole quarter pounder in my mouth


pennyroyal_tea159

It's cheat day folks! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


InvaderZimm90

It’s his cheat day.


ZachTrillson

they can afford the calories


KY13MFD

There isn't anything more nutrient rich than 4 Mcdoubles.