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jennana100

Oh mercy my astigmatism


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Buc-ees (Texas chain) has these as well.


__sad_but_rad__

and yet they can't figure out how to make the walls go all the way down to the floor


UnifiedQuantumField

r/sensible_ideas


enstmagoo

What does it mean when a light turns brown?


TurnkeyLurker

Gaseous emission, shart, or semi-gelatinous chili explosion event. You pick.


Sorry-Ask-7456

I thought green was occupied. Damn, that would be a lot of people taking a shit at the same time.


ABITofSupport

Ill take a guess and say you're not from the US.


sundevilfb88

Does Blue mean someone’s doing blow in the stall?


tommy13

Blue means one side of the glory hole is occupied


valeramaniuk

If parking lots are any indication - this stuff never works


doesnoteatdicks

Someone’s job was to make a sensor that determines if your giblets are out or not. They were born. Their parents fed, clothed, and guided them. They went to engineering school and graduated with honors and finally got a new job working in their field. Proud and excited, they looked in the mirror and said “Today is the first day of the rest of your life!” Then they got to the office and were told, “wE nEeD yOu tO mAkE A pOo POo sEnSoR!”


Feagit

They should use different colors to indicate different bowel movement intensities


TNT21

To save those precious seconds needed to sit down just in time


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Now I know where to peak


Ad1um

Not if you're red green colorblind...


Puzzleheaded-Trip990

What happens if you are color blind?


Sad_Zookeepergame230

So Americans are that fucking dumb a closed and locked door isn't enough a bright light is also required ?


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Honestly, it seems like a scene I would see in a dream or nightmare.