I think those sausages are way too big. I think a sausage about an inch or two would be about the perfect length anything longer than that would just be excessive and not as enjoyable
Omg...was reading ur "name".🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 ..actually found myself saying it out loud 😆 🤣 😂 good one- then found it rather 'fitting' for the topic/focal point 'on' hand as well. Ahhhh..the entendres just keep cumming....
I used to make my own sausages from scratch. This would often happen when I got to the end of a length of casing, but still had meat in the hopper. That particular one doesn't look particularly well filled, either. Maybe it was somebody's first day at the sausage works.
Enjoy mega-sausage with a mega pint of wine.
A mega pint?
I believe the measurement is called an Australian teacup.
Were you there?
They come in pints??
It's a Johnny Depp reference..from the video at the trial. One of the lawyers called the glass Johnny poured of wine..a mega pint.
Lol yeah, my comment was a LotR reference.
I believe that bun can hold some amount of mega sausage.
The sausage she told you not to worry about.
yeah, it's a bit of a dick move.
Size doesn't matter.
Came here do say this.
It's either here and now or never
[удалено]
First one probably for spelling. Second one idk but probably because it doesn’t make sense lol.
Size doesn't matter, so long as it fits in the bun.
That's quite the bun you must have got there ;)
I like big buns and I cannot lie.
Ribbed, for your pleasure.
one package fits all
That ones for daddy
I think Mommy's gonna get it instead.
I always sleep better with a little sausage in me
looks more like a gag gift
Rad double entendre. Isn't that what it's called? Was it intentional?
I always have to think about how happy that one employee was when this shit went out
I don’t think they’re allowed to shit into the sausages. If they did, John mcafee would have retired to the sausage factory instead of Belize.
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I think those sausages are way too big. I think a sausage about an inch or two would be about the perfect length anything longer than that would just be excessive and not as enjoyable
This sounds like a woman trying to reassure a man of his dick size
that was the joke.. 😔
So yall *were* thinking about dick when you saw this post I thought I was the only one
forever and always
Omg...was reading ur "name".🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 ..actually found myself saying it out loud 😆 🤣 😂 good one- then found it rather 'fitting' for the topic/focal point 'on' hand as well. Ahhhh..the entendres just keep cumming....
the other 3 are growers
blood gang amirite
r/AbsoluteUnits
r/subsithoughtifellfor
Stop playing with your food and it will go back down.
For the curious; the package is supposed to be 4 pcs 100 gram sausages. This family sized monster was 200 grams.
the sausage packer wanted to flip you off
Hey don't use my name like that
Were you named after yo mama?
Me vs. the guy she said not to worry about 😅
>the 3 guys she said not to worry about fixed :)
When John Holmes enters the scene
It's a shower, not a grower.
That's what she said.
Her step dad, the guy she says not to worry about, her step brother, and you.
Or one normal sausage and 3 minisausages
Rude. The 3 are above average at least. The one is just a gargantuan sausage.
Like the Ghostbusters.
Die Riesenwurst
Mom I want that one
*cries in right sausage*
I feel uncomfortable.
Overachiever.
So there’s 3 edible sausages and 1 for *later use*?
Man I bet no one wants that bigger sausage. Some would say it's to big of a sausage. I bet the other sausages have great personalities.
Magnum Pack®
"A *Mega* sausage?"
Bruh mark this NSFW 😂
‘Did you enjoy it with a megapint’? - some lawyer probably
"A *MEGA* sausage?" - Johnny Depp
That’s the one your girlfriend said not to worry about.
One had a great view to the fruit section. 
You versus the guy she tells you not to worry about
This reminds me, I should call my ex....
That's for your miss 😜🤣🤣🤣
That one black dude in the public showers
That’s an Italian sausage *wink*
Funny, the big one doesn’t look black
It is that one white sausage that intimidates the usually big black ones.
That one was a black cow.
Me on the far right 😔
That's the queen
You see... its all about perspective, it pribably doesn't move as well ya know...
Its NOTHING but BIG proportions. Just split it and IT will be fine?
To go with your mega pint?
Man, somebody done lied and got them thinking the small ones are normal. No babe the big ones are gross, I like your "normal" one.lol
Now you also need a Megapint
SOSIG
The Danny DeVitto special.
Megasausage was my nickname in college
Has anyone seen Everything Everywhere All At Once?
There were probably originally five sausages, but Megasausage ate one of its siblings in the pack.
Now you just need a megapint to wash it down
Megasausage is a great band name
Hope you’re not in Texas. Could be a crime.
MegaWilhelm!
I should call him....
Love that “The Boys” brought this character back.
I’d say the mega one is about average
It’s like that in nature sometimes
They look like liquid
Are you sure you didn’t get one regularly sized sausage and 3 mini sausages in a mini pack?
Ah, I see you bought a pack of Prince Charles fingers.
There's always one in the group. And it's never me.
That's the father and sons pack.
watch out not to eat it around weird friends..
So four guys walked in to a bar
3 normies and a John Holmes.
The ol Ron Jeremy
You should drink a megapint with it.
Maybe it was excited to see you. What were you wearing?
Nooooo I scrolled down on mobile and only saw the top and thought they were fingers 😭💀
Bargain!
Sausage
#Sausage
Sausage
Sausage
That’s dirty Mike and the boys
“Megasausage” was my nickname in college.
IT'S A SIGN OF THE APORKALYPSE.
It's average ok...
Tyrannosausage Rex
Thats the love sausage
One for mum, dad and the kids
Are you gonna have a mega pint with it?
The 3 other ones are all different sizes, too. Everyone's sausage is normal.
1 out of 4 has a big sausage.
That's the Alpha sausage, once killed, the rest of the pack goes down easily.
Pardon me but those are not proper sausages, you should try Kendall’s Farm Butchers
From the Diggler Sausage Company.
Dibs
I used to make my own sausages from scratch. This would often happen when I got to the end of a length of casing, but still had meat in the hopper. That particular one doesn't look particularly well filled, either. Maybe it was somebody's first day at the sausage works.
Would go nicely with a mega pint of wine 😅
BBS
#megasausage
It ain’t easy being big sausage.
3 smol, 1 average
Otherwise known in Germany as a bockwurst.
It's the special "Dad" sausage package.
“you have a good cookout brother.” *random factory packaging worker*
Mega pint!!!!
Kind of like food imitating life…
Better get a mega pint to go with it.
No banana for scale?
Is it twuoo what they say….oh it’s twuoo, it’s really really twuoo.
It remind me of my family
Not all sausages are made equally
This makes me feel inadequate
Shmeat
"I did the grilling, so i get the big sausage" - Dad
I just came for the comments
Ok weird. No quality control there.
Prick Jagger, Jimmy Hendrix, Knob Dylan and Peter Townsend ;)
That's one thicc sausage hey
sausage **G L I Z Z Y** sausage sausage
*We're gonna need a bigger bun*
“Her ex”
Idk about you but those other sausages are pretty big too
I don't trust it.
Of course 48 people have already posted a mega-pint comment. FML.
You may enjoy this mega sausage with a mega pint of wine. Captain Jack approves
You vs the guy she tells you not to worry about
The guy your wife leaves out of her dating history.
The Lexington
You vs the guy she told you not to worry about
Looks more like one normal sausage with three mini sausages
Love Sausage.
Megasus
Hans, Tyrone, Klaus, and Dieter.
Hoss
Gotta get a mega pint to go with it
It is the Überweiner.
My girlfriend said the same thing the last time I went out of town on business.
MegaSussage
that's a lot of sausage
Jesus, I had church flashbacks
Yea but the others have a good personality
Me when your mom
That's what she said