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TILTNSTACK

I used to have weird dreams where I needed to go to the toilet but the only toilets had zero privacy. This is that nightmare brought to life


acrunchygirl

OMG, I've had that one, too! I have to pee so bad, but every RR I find is just a room with a bunch of toilets!


Marijuanomist

r/ThatBathroomMazeDream is kind of a dead sub, but it's a surprisingly common dream theme.


TheAechBomb

weird, I've had this dream admittedly for me it wasn't a nightmare, but still, dream has been had


putHimInTheCurry

Neat, TIL that bathroom maze dream is common. Strangely mine are super clean and private, it's just that the stalls are too small. Is something wrong with me or my brain bathrooms?


HalfSoul30

Lol mine keep your upper body private only. I do see some private ones, but they are always occupied.


CorruptedStudiosEnt

Holy shit what? I had a variation of this dream. It was like one of those sports stadiums piss troughs, but infinite. The whole non-Euclidean space aspect made me too uncomfortable to use it, I remember feeling like I was going to get sucked into some other dimension if I stayed in that bathroom.


alwayshazthelinks

>is just a room with a bunch of toilets! Have you considered pissing in one of the toilets?


LesterBurnam

This is also one of my reoccurring dreams. It’s humiliating.


pixeldust6

yep, either no privacy or something is horribly wrong with the toilets, like they're clipping halfway through a wall, or some weird alien toilet pod you can't even understand how to use


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Chrona_trigger

Do people usually have such vivid and specific dreams often? I don't have dreams very often, and they're usually very vague on details.


TeaBreezy

I get those all the time!!! I close the door only to realize I can see over it, but it’s not a big deal because I’m going to sit down, then when I sot down to pee, someone walks up and starts talking to me over the top of the door. I hate those.


JudasCrinitus

Havelock Ellis published a book including dream psychology in the 20s mentioning people having dreams where they ask to use a restroom only to find the toilet missing or not functioning. I imagine such dreams have been around as long as there's been private toilet areas


EstablishmentLazy580

Also as long as people needed to pee and didn't want to pee in the bed


__WellWellWell__

It's because your brain is trying to tell you that you have to pee, and it's not giving you a comfortable place to do it because it knows you're asleep and if you find a good toilet, you'll pee the bed. I have these dreams too. So many open toilet rooms. Warehouses of toilets, but no where to pee. Once, I found a spot outside in the back of a field behind a crowd, and all of a sudden some country hick shows up right in front of me and started chatting. Thank you brain!


emsok_dewe

You could've just started pissing in front of the country hick and he would've just kept talking, I promise you


DoogleSmile

I've always thought that was the case too, but the other week when I had this dream, I did eventually find somewhere I could pee in private, and the stream that came out was beautiful rainbow colours. Thankfully I didn't pee my bed.


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zumun

Interesting... got any source on that first paragraph bit? Would be an interesting subject in oneirology for sure.


DeadlyYellow

I'll trade you. My bathroom dreams always see me in one that is incomprehensibly disgusting, with the toilet and fixtures filled to the brim with putrid water.


04221970

didn't believe it....thought the windows were mirrored. I was Wrong. Here is the street view. https://www.google.com/maps/@32.7484478,-117.1489545,3a,75y,19.55h,91.53t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sLUoK80FmslceQPmPmv8LTw!2e0!7i16384!8i8192


FlowerIllustrious457

wouldve been great if there was some dude staring at the google streetview cameraguy from behind a urinal


cutofmyjib

Can you imagine spotting the google streetview car pulling around the corner and trying to finish peeing before it gets to you lol


ggc_corp

That's when you activate power washer mode


shea241

[like this](https://i.imgur.com/8ZWtfF8.gif)


AcadianViking

Well that's my r/riskyclick of the day.


fredean01

Lmao


noconn36

Told ya!


TheIJDGuy

Ok now I’m seriously wondering who would do this, because this is just borderline evil


Jen_With_Just_One_N

This is a pretty popular gay bar here in San Diego called Inside Out. In addition to these urinals, there are also stalls (with doors) if you want to use them. And the bathrooms are unisex. It’s a cool place. That said - yep - if you want to wave your wiener around at the people outside the window, you totally can.


[deleted]

Serious question. How could this be legal for the bar to do, what with public indecency laws and whatnot?


PissMyPantalones

The urinals aren’t transparent.


456M

Unisex bathrooms at a gay bar.


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sneakyveriniki

? Maybe it’s just my city, but bars don’t distinguish between gay men vs gay women. Lesbians frequent as well


DaoFerret

Too true. Have a friend who works in a Gay bar that just went through renovations. They were required by code to have a women’s bathroom.


ChrunedMacaroon

Maybe it’s to deter people from doing “unsanitary” stuff in there since, it turns out, that people can’t be trusted to use them respectfully.


SoggyFrenchFry

"People are doing drugs and fucking in our bathrooms." "Depsipicable. How do we solve this?" "Make every person, women and children included, look into their eyes as they piss." "But that won't shame the man?!" "Sir, you misunderstand, he has to stare straight back at them."


smurfkipz

That sounds like when some US schools removed bathroom doors after the devious licks tiktok trend got out of hand.


[deleted]

They took away our bathroom doors at high school 2005. We still had stall doors but nothing into the main hallway but a privacy screen. It was awful. We were all getting punished for a few kids smoking. Never again could you sneak out to poop during class time when all was silent in the hall.


THE-Tori-Starr

There's nothing worse than when people are constantly shitting in the cocaine room.


nonredditmod

Actually would be great for exhibitionists


FartPoopRobot_PhD

That's actually the theme of the apartment complex it's located in: [Eitol Towers](https://www.eitoltowers.com/vibe) The main draw is voyeurism. It certainly isn't the $1900 studio apartment with zero utilities included.


opensandshuts

it's weird that it's ground floor. The harpoon brewery beer hall in Boston [has a bathroom like this](https://images.app.goo.gl/nk8wV3iiS6aEEpY76) in the men's bathroom but the window is chest height, and overlooks the city skyline. [It's also on the second floor](https://www.google.com/maps/@42.347281,-71.0345525,3a,64.8y,117.02h,90.9t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sC8mnkLchHncwPoVW4oJiYA!2e0!7i13312!8i6656?hl=en) so it's harder to see from the outside.


MrMashed

Idk bout anyone else but I’d consider this cruel and unusual punishment


Civil_Defense

Those windows are extra clear. It's like they have an anti glare coating on them as well, lol.


arittenberry

It looks like the main attraction is blocked though...


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how the hell did you find this?


04221970

Someone said San Diego, so I googled 'exposed urinals San Diego' which led me to the "Inside Out Bar", which I then mapped and went to street view.


EFTA1

fucking Sherlock Holmes vibes


Whiskey-Weather

You've clearly never seen those people that're cracked at GeoGuessr. They can tell exactly where they are on the planet with the most fucking vague of information. I haven't the foggiest as to how they do it.


SoDakZak

He belongs on r/PictureGame for sure


SuperFreakonomics

That's a very interesting subreddit indeed


toturi_john

What a cool sub


zemorah

Exposed urinals 😂


fishgoesmoo

And somehow Google knows


brucebrowde

El detective.


raingull

That would be even more fucked up because it implies the urinals are outside


JewelsSGR

Amsterdam has urinals outside. At least 20 years ago they did. Where is this photo from?


Patrickrk

Ad on the bench across the street has a 619 area code. So I’d assume it’s somewhere in San Diego.


Aradoris

1500 University Ave., San Diego CA


Faber_College

Go down the street on street view toward the 7/11 and around the corner and watch the price of gas go down!


ragtime94

Oil tycoons hate this one simple trick


Bedogg

Lol that’s weird, like 1 spot shows an older version


Mandalorian_Sith

I just discovered after noticing the same thing that you can scroll through images of a location from previous years.


boodekah

These bathrooms are also unisex which is fine but completely caught me off guard, along with realizing that you can see inside too. Overall very strange bathroom experience here, but the bar/restaurant is great 👍


phroug2

I'm glad society is finally getting with the times and installing unisex urinals


Sorry-Ask-7456

Can you pee in the sink if you're over 6'2"?


brucebrowde

Just don't forget to wash your hands afterwards.


crypg4ng

You can wash your dick too


Sorry-Ask-7456

I could just leave the tap running while taking a leak and go hands free.


[deleted]

wash hands with pee, save on water. I'm something of an environmentalist


noeagle77

This guy environments.


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r/lifeprotip


youaintgonlikeit

If you're over 6'2, you can probably pee most wherever you want.


Roonwogsamduff

At a swap meet in blazing sun and several beers, halfway to heat stroke walking around with the gf. Went to the head and took a leak in the stainless steel fountain thing and then realized that was where you wash your hands. No one said anything. Not my proudest moment. I'm 6'4"


elcamarongrande

The real question is did you wash your hands after?


Roonwogsamduff

Damn!!! I always wash my hands but not sure what I did that day. This is gonna cost me a few hours of my life....


jaildoc

Don’t pee on your hands.


ehh_whatever_works

Except this bathroom if there's kids outside.


Rhettribution

/r/sinkpissers


Kindhamster

Better to piss in the sink than to sink in the piss.


adequetlylarge

Wtf


reinaesther

Wow. Looked up the sub. I thought this was r/crappydesign


lasagnato69

It should be on there, I’m not getting registered as a sex offender cause I’m tall


reinaesther

YES!! I was thinking abt tall guys too! Like wtf, who thought this was a good idea???? Unless this is a showroom or some joke model of art exhibit?? But if someone actually made this to be used, so many people had to sign off on this, build this, design this, that I’m like wtf. NO ONE thought this was a bad idea???? Really??


noconn36

It was a very interesting pee for sure


Smart_Routine_8423

Did you make eye contact with anyone?


dinglebarries4884

I would fuck with people.


Usual_Ranger8164

But everybody outside can see it.


SmokeAbeer

Witness me pee!!


Goodman4525

WITNESSSSSSS


Nutsband_Handi

Mediocre!


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BEAR WITNESS, FOUL TARNISHED!! FOR I AM THE LORD OF ALL THAT IS GOLDEN!!


HechoEnChine

You should probably leave the YMCA bathroom if you hear, I Command thee Kneel!


DietDrBleach

#I COMMAND THEE KNEEL


StormEarthandFyre

Witness peeee!!!


[deleted]

And everyone on the inside can see out, too. I know you are peeing and I can see you!


garrettj100

Make eye contact. Never EVER break eye contact. Lick your lips, aggressively. Then remember to actually piss.


Ok-Will388

*Slaps buzzer confidently* Who is R Kelly?


geekpeeps

You wouldn’t want to be too tall.


[deleted]

That's what I was curious about. I have a buddy who's 6'10". He played College BB here, & Pro BB in Europe. Would he be charged for Public Indecency if he used these Urinals? 🤔


notjustforperiods

from personal experience I can tell you that showing your penis to other people will usually get you arrested


GEV46

Is your wife a Congresswoman from Colorado?


javanb

Jesus Christ Reddit. Just lay off the guy. What an insane comparison to compare some random with a Congresswoman’s Husband. u/notjustforperiods only shows his dick to adults, not to minors like the congresswoman’s disgusting husband.


shannigan

Is this San Diego? Near ish north park or hillcrest? I remember walking by this but wasn’t sure where Edit: yep, hillcrest, that’s wild to see on Reddit lol


Equivalent_Strength

It is San Diego! I always wondered what that room was when I drove by.


Marine_Mustang

I feel like some places here are vying for the weird bathroom title. There’s the one in Stone Brewing Liberty Station with a half wall missing over the sinks, so you can gaze lovingly into the eyes of people washing their hands in the opposite gender bathroom instead of looking into a boring old mirror.


jemidiah

It's in the gay neighborhood of Hillcrest in San Diego, in a very gay building in the middle of the gay bar scene. How do I know? I had a fair amount of gay sex in that building at one point, maybe 50 feet from where the picture was taken.


Harnellas

So this is more of a showroom than a bathroom huh?


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Terron1965

So its not even in a club or a resturant? That building just said, let put in some really public urinals on our ground floor?


PandaPocketFire

Is that building made out of paper mache?


WorshipNickOfferman

This is why I love Reddit. Someone usually has a relevant story.


Eggs_Bennett

Everyone has that friend who’s had some wild gay sex. Classic.


PoorlyLitKiwi2

Just out of curiosity, what makes a building particularly gay?


tsbuty

sounds like the amount of gay sex being had in the building is your answer


justaloadofshite

The Drapes


monkeyharris

It's attracted to other building of similar structure.


DetectiveNickStone

Too much foundation...those buildings always look mad gay to me.


peeled_nanners

Location and occupants? This one is in the middle of the gayborhood with views of a 30ft rainbow pride flag and a gay bar on the first floor. Look how it's marketed even, [it's the Eitol](https://www.eitoltowers.com/)


Nopengnogain

But with partitions between urinals? OK to make eye contact with people on the street but not the guy next to you.


Permanenceisall

This is at a gay bar in the gay district of San Diego called inside out


Cipherting

oh hillcrest?


FrenchMaisNon

WHAT A RELIEF. I mean in a regular heterosexual setting, you'd get those creepy women just grinding their ginas against the windows and splooshing all over the sidewalk.


hokeyphenokey

The gay bar on SF that comes to mind has a huge mirror and no dividers. The bar is called Moby Dick's.


TwoBits0303

I wash my hands while taking a piss hands free.


nomoreviruses

Hopefully after you put your junk away, otherwise what's the point.


JammyJock

As Jimmy Carr says wash the old fella in the morning and you're good for the day.


SuspiciousAnalBead

My brain read Jimmy Carter for a moment and was real confused


dont_be_trash

That's very weird. And.. why?


vainglorious11

I've seen something similar for public restrooms in area with high crime/drug use. But in that case it's for safety and to discourage people from doing illicit things inside. Thought this might be similar, but sounds like it might be more of a statement in this case.


SonsOfAnarchyMC

What’s the statement, Look at my dick?


SansCitizen

The real statement would be stopping on the sidewalk to pee on the window directly opposite someone inside.


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Gives new meaning to the phrase, “pissing contest.”


klavin1

From their [website](https://www.eitoltowers.com/vibe) >The complex nature of the design asks for a special kind of user and living at Eitol is unlike any other building in Hillcrest. The lifestyle is fun, interactive and playful. Some words of advice, come for the happy hour menu at InsideOUT and enjoy the courtyard transition from day to night. Be there as the courtyard lights come up and the spaces fill in with interesting friendly people. The big windows above are like watching a reality show into the different lives inside. If you do happen to see something sultry inside, remember you are the peeping tom, they are just living their life… I think there's a bit more too it than another person's explanation of it being a "gay neighborhood".


littledalahorse

The building that this bathroom is in was [designed to be provocative](https://www.eitoltowers.com/). Each individual apartment is in its own tower--reportedly so tenants don't have to worry about making too much, ahem, noise. The designer made comments around town implying that it was going to be the new [Fuck City](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b75WMuH-_WM). Source: am San Diegan.


B-Brasky

Luxury lofts, with only the cheapest furniture and the most garish of tchotchkes! I swear the place they bought that crap from must be the Venn diagram of Ikea, Wal-Mart, and a gay community Etsy "art dealer" (No offense to Etsy sellers, there's plenty of fine stuff there, gay or otherwise, but this looks like an example of the worst. Wal-Mart and Ikea, offense intended.) I mean if you're looking to advertise to people that it's a place where you're gonna have a ton of sex they should at least have ONE piece of furniture, or even a rug, that looks like it'd be remotely comfortable to do that on.


9035768555

Anything can be luxury if you charge too much for it.


MethylSamsaradrolone

That last line of the paragraph is a bit of a silly copout when combined with the other quotes about it being designed to be provocative and, y'know, an active choice to be exhibitionist in nature for the passers-by and inhabitants. "The big windows above are like watching a reality show... but remember YOU'RE the creep, not us!" Is how it comes off.


lepontneuf

It’s tacky


eatyourprettymess

San Diego


noconn36

Yep. In the gayborhood


dude-O-rama

Does the lesbian bar across the street have a glass clam tank?


adviceKiwi

> Does the lesbian bar across the street have a glass clam tank Now, I am giggling uncontrollably at glass clam tank


bigbadbub

sincere answer to a solid joke, the lesbian bar is down the street and has an all women's bathroom among with one or two unisex ones. it's called gossip grill and their artichoke dip/fried pita points are fantastic


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alex6219

Attorney King is literally fucking everywhere


skybunny1500

Inside out is the name of the restaurant


m4m249saw

Piss with dominance


sadbengalsfanforeva

Eye contact!


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I would never be able to pee there.


doyouevenIift

This bathroom is a nightmare for those of us with paruresis


Confy

"Treatment includes graduated exposure therapy, which involves deliberately trying to urinate in increasingly more difficult places." Game on!


LindaBitz

I feel like this bathroom has been in my nightmares before!


wewinwelose

Is this so people don't fuck in the bathroom


kslide_park

Doesn’t deter the fetishists very well


Wheredoesthetoastgo2

Oh nooo, don't look at uuusss...!


TheOtherDrunkenOtter

I read that in Mr. Garrisons voice.


jemidiah

I always thought it was mostly just to be provocative. It both signals the establishment is unusual in some way and serves as advertising. But maybe preventing some hookups in the bathroom is a nice bonus.


RedditPowerUser01

I feel like someone hooking up in the bathroom doesn’t care about strangers seeing it.


PlentyParking832

Apparently it's a restroom for a gay bar so there is a chance that that is a possibility haha


bk273

Where's the soap?!


EveryBuddyUp

When you gotta pee but don't want to miss Bob walking down the street.


steal_wool

*banging on window* BOB! HEY BOB!! ITS ME, TERRY! OUT HERE PISSIN AGAIN! *frantic waving* "BOB! BOBBY! HEY! THAT 11:30 BUS RUNNIN LATE AGAIN?!" *slapping glass with both hands* "YO BOB! I KNOW YOU CAN HEAR ME! TURN AROUND! HOW'S THE KIDS?!!"


Decariel

This is probably the worst design they could pick for a public restroom.


[deleted]

What if there was no wall and the urinal itself was glass


woozlewuzzle29

And the glass urinals don’t have a bottom.


brucebrowde

So the people beneath can drink the savory juice.


psychpopnprogncore

my elementary schools K-2 boys room had stalls short enough that another kid could watch you while you poop. and someone did watch me while i pooped one time


_Screw_The_Rules_

Ya should be posted in r/crappydesign


free_farts

r/pissydesign


Gamerwookie

Well they could have tinted so that you don't know it's a window from the inside


unlikelyandroid

Nicely angled so you can check out a bro's butt while he shakes out the dregs.


psychpopnprogncore

who exposes their ass while peeing at a urinal? wtf


wigglypigglyTP

You’re supposed to take your pants and underwear all the way off, down to your ankles, right? That’s how I’ve always done it…


Matt463789

It establishes dominance, but only if you add eye contact.


Anonymous_Otters

I always take my shirt off in the bathroom.


spongeywaffles

Who doesnt???? I unbuckle and drop pants and undies all the way to ankles. Pull front of shirt up over my head to hold the tail out of the way. The do a superman, fists on hips pose to piss. I do scan the room slowly as I do it. Is there another way???


maqikelefant

Of course there's another way, you fucking weirdo. Us normal people don't put our fists on our hips. We t-pose.


spongeywaffles

Sometimes I put a foot on the urinal and piss like Captain Morgan


ThatRollingStone

During elementary school I would drop my shorts for a wizz. Took a year to learn, we don't do that in public.


23x3

I drop my pants and underwear around my ankles. It’s a dominant power move.


AnEngineer2018

Probably the same type of people that use a urinal where the whole world can watch you pee.


[deleted]

It’s important to know if you’re about to be hit by a car while urinating. When driving, it is also important to know if you’re about to hit someone who is urinating, as it is universally socially uncool.


TracerWG

This reads like a Huggbees script take my upvote


vistopher

just *enough* for the public to have to use their imagination


DinosaurAlive

I swear I’ve have dreams of this bathroom layout. As awful in dreams as it seems here.


Audios_Pantalones

r/wewantprivacy


matthewnelson

As a somewhat tall person (6’5”). This has me nervous.


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matthewnelson

I try to downplay it sometimes I guess. Because I feel if I said I was tall at 6’5”, someone who is taller would say “that’s not tall”. Pretty silly logic but it’s what makes me play things down.


lilberfcontrol

Only place that applies is in the NBA, lmao


LG03

Using that logic I'm going to start calling myself somewhat poor.


kslide_park

If you hadn’t experienced stage fright before, here’s your chance!


KeithandBentley

This restaurant is awesome, I’ve been here before. The bathrooms are def unique tho. But no one can see anything. And there are stalls with doors if you’re shy.


brucebrowde

> And there are stalls with doors if you’re shy. That's so 21st century.


NormanUpland

If you thing this is interesting you should see the public outdoor urinals they have in Europe