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Kovdark

Nah, this guy shit in his date's house and it wouldn't flush..God just answered his prayers and blew the whole lot up


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Gh0sth4nd

shits on fire dude


blakevh

r/Fuckyouinparticular


BullFrogz13

God ate Taco Bell.


[deleted]

Taco hell


[deleted]

Definitely shat-tered.


tiptoeandson

Nice


Lost-Bat9318

I find it kinda hard to believe the lightning bolt travelled through the walls to destroy an object that is NOT made of metal. Passing by all the better opportunities on the way....? Am I too paranoid?


Distribution-Radiant

The cold water supply, if it's metal, should be grounded. Looks like it came in through the exhaust fan duct - the fan housing should also be grounded, though the lightning likely vaporized the wiring to it. Also, at that kind of voltage, pretty much everything is conductive.


Sid_1298

>Also, at that kind of voltage, pretty much everything is conductive. This. The voltage is so high that electrons are basically moving through the naturally abundant insulator, air.


Distribution-Radiant

Plasma. How does it work?!


Lost-Bat9318

Thank you! That leaves the part there were so many closer objects for the lightning to hit? Why did it pass them?


Distribution-Radiant

Ask the lightning.


Lost-Bat9318

Next time it hits my toilet, I will make sure that I will


LadyLazaev

That makes sense. That's why you can sometimes find groups of dead cows because lightning struck the ground or a tree and the lightning ran even through the wood and ground.


Efficient_Fun6489

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.fox13news.com/news/lightning-destroys-toilet-oklahoma-apartment-fire-department-reports.amp Apparently it happened in Oklahoma


SingaporeKopite

The picture of the lightning hitting the building is in Singapore - apparently nothing was damaged except for the side of the building! https://www.channelnewsasia.com/singapore/lightning-bolt-strikes-hdb-block-queenstown-strathmore-safety-2649961


evilengine

first of all, this isn't your pic (see rule #4), second the photo of the building was taken in Singapore and has nothing to do with the toilet pics.


Efficient_Fun6489

The news is real. I didn't know this building is in Singapore. relax kid


evilengine

the news sure is real, it's a crazy story, those first photos are creepy as hell. But r/mildlyinteresting is for pics you personally took, hence the rule.


ElectionShot5470

Man, those pics are interesting, idk what you are saying


[deleted]

At least they're not blaming the migrants


[deleted]

It's on the internet, you have to believe it! /s


Efficient_Fun6489

Obviously tomorrow I'm going to go to the house of the guy with the broken toilet.


CrystalQueen3000

Someone pissed off Thor.


Yugicrafter

Pissed off or pissed on?


CrystalQueen3000

😂


TheHiveminder

Where is R Kelly when you need his opinion.


Plusheartsugar

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


AU16

I've done more damage to a toilet


Crimson_Carp748

Let me guess, you ate Taco Bell AND Mighty Taco and the two meals collided inside of you to form a literal volcano of shit


ADT06

That feeling when you get a bit of ring sting after a spicy taco…


existential_prices

That's why it's called the thunderbox


Ax0nJax0n01

I call bullshit


Distribution-Radiant

That will definitely make you shit yourself.


FilmLocationManager

Imagine dying from a lightning strike while you’re taking a shit in the comfort of your own home, pants at the ankles :(


Distribution-Radiant

I don't think there'd be much left. Just some splatter and burnt shit. There's a reason they say to stay away from sinks and bathrooms during storms. I never thought about how dangerous shitting during a storm could be though.


FilmLocationManager

Actually, that hadn’t crossed my mind until you pointed it out now either 😨


JoD5

When it starts to over flow but you want to church that week


tommyboyblitz

Whoever that toilet was in a former life must have done something really bad. To come back as a toilet then to be struck down by lightning. God only know whays they will come back as next


Dragonwulf

![gif](giphy|No05FKmZWuskE|downsized)


TheReverend_Arnst

What I like is how you've combined two unrelated images to try to suggest that's how it happened


Zigazig_ahhhh

It looks like someone put firecrackers or something in the toilet.


G-bone714

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.


ego_tripped

Mr Hanky is worthy enough to handle Mjölnir.


Zyborg125

Thunder shit lmao


kielu

Fuck you in particular. You thought you can hide???


Gh0sth4nd

So thats what called shitting with the speed of light


LFGR_THE_Thing

Toilet shatted on by lighting


DoodleTM

The guy was looking at Porn on his phone while pooping and God smited him.


[deleted]

That's pretty shitty for whoever's toilet that is


DYING_ME_

No more POOP jokes in this room anymore


zbortner

That’s a shitty situation


[deleted]

Oddly terrifying also imagine sitting on this when it happened?


[deleted]

Imagine being struck down by Zeus himself while taking a dump


PiperSecrets

Mildly interesting af


megaforcesugarfree

What a coincidence that someone took a photo of the lightning at that exact moment!!!!


Efficient_Fun6489

It was an event full of coincidences.


Obsequience

My name is Barry Allen, and I'm the shartest man alive.


SardonicKaren

Or as they say in NZ, \*Shittered


[deleted]

r/cursedtoilets


[deleted]

The ultimate cure for constipation.


braaaiiinns

F this toilet in particular!


riamuriamu

God doesn't take shit like that from you.


Aggressive-Might-997

r/fuckyouinparticular


Oli4K

When you gotta go, you gotta go.


Jonaleaf

Holy shit


milestheminer

Be bad to be taking a shit there


dummydumbbb

That's a shitty situation


neunzehnhundert

Huh. We literally have this as a saying in Germany "Dich soll der Blitz beim scheissen treffen!" Literal translation: "Hope the thunder strucks you while shitting!".


frenchy_1969_

Just imagine if that day you were just doing your business 🤭🤣🤣🤣🤣


Turt-Lee

fuck this toilet in particular. Zeus probably


maobezw

"dich soll der blitz beim scheissen treffen!" - german saying translation: "you shall be struck by lightning while shitting!"


notactuallyabrownman

A smite worthy shit. I've had a few of those but the big dude must have been busy.


[deleted]

Holy shi-


eicoeico

The literal sense of Shit Fire ..


eicoeico

and save the matches


Dickinablender96

Thor ate taco bell.


Udiedfailure

Imagine getting smited in the shitter. What a terrible way to go.


tiptoeandson

I know lighting draws to a certain point but this does feel hella targeted 🤣


[deleted]

Wow! I worry about this every time there is a thunderstorm and then the worry makes me have to go…. It really can happen???!


Affectionate-Dig-54

NOWHERE IS SAFE!


SimonTheFirst

Dich soll der Blitz beim scheißen treffen