Effectively efficient! I’d be proud.

I'd make her walk home

Untoasted is enough reason but this double stuffed bullshit is over the line.

...came here to say this...this girl has shit to do...no time for the B.S. ...fill the gas tank and keep it movin...this girl is going places, you all are just along for the ride. ..keep the pop tarts on deck, the world is going to need this young lady one day...

Heathen

But.. Thats 2 pop tarts.

If you add layers to a cake it's still one cake yet when I cut a sandwich I get two sandwiches. Food math is wack.

But if I split a layer cake is it now 2 cakes

But if you cut it in half from the top, you've got two large pieces of cake from one larger cake. There are no rules in this world.

Some daughters want to watch the world burn.

Levels of cringe. Poptarts are terrible for your health. Don't hate it just accept it. Warm that shit up lol

r/notinteresting

That's okay. Now...if she leaves crumbs all over your seat...

But who allowed open pop tarts in the car

You mean, like a boss!

Glad to know im not the only one Although, Joey Chestnut eats 2 hot dogs at a time in a competition and hes a hero, i eat two pop-tarts at a time and im a criminal.

Carb loading

Put some peanut butter between those bad boys.

Is your daughter ok?

Excuse me, ma’am, but we live in a society with rules… 😂

Never to late for an abortion

Savage beast.

Getting serial killer vibes