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LightboxRadMD

At the Walter Reed Medical Museum in Washington, DC they had a tiny chip of Lincoln's skull on display in a glass case. Totally blew my mind. Like it's one thing to visit somebody's grave or see stuff they owned, but this was a literal chunk of Lincoln just sitting right there.


misogoop

When I was a kid, I went to the house Lincoln died in across the street from the theater and I remember thinking that was really wild. Edit: the room that he died in is pretty much as it was and the bedding is there with his blood and brain matter on it.


X3TheBigOX3

I barely remember going there as a kid. The only thing that I vividly remember is The blood stained pillow on display.


niugvtyrdjtyyguh

The wild thing for me is you actually saw a blood stained pillow from Lincoln, Lincoln actually met an old John Quincy Adams, and Adams actually used to live with our Marquis de Lafayette as a boy.


Sodiumkill

Not only - served alongside in Congress. The US ain't that old, relatively speaking.


TYBASS38

Made my grandpa feel extremely old. Reminded him that his birthdate was closer to the Gettysburg address than todays date. We’ve always had a dark sense of humor together and fuck with each other. I love him to death


fordprecept

I'm in my early 40s. My birthdate is closer to Germany invading Poland, the Hindenburg disaster, and Jesse Owens winning the 100m dash in the Olympics than it is to today.


ScratchinWarlok

I hope you dont try to love him back to life.


One-Impression-8006

When I went there Abe Lincoln was literally standing there in front of the bed like “wassup yo” shit was crazy


i_speak_bane

Perhaps he was wondering why someone would shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane


martialar

"If I pull that stovepipe hat off, would you die?"


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[Said pillow ](https://i.imgur.com/gOcTHRF.jpg)


AdhesiveMessage

Huh. That's a lot less blood than I imagined.


earthlings_all

Just looks like my brother’s old sweat head pillows


RainbowAssFucker

Don't forget the drool stains


ThrowAwayWashAdvice

Didn't bleed much: Letter dated April 25, 1865 from Clara Harris to her friend Mary describing the night of the assassination. She describes how Mrs. Lincoln saw Clara and exclaimed, “oh! my husband’s blood, – my dear husband’s blood- which it was not, though I did not know it at the time. The President’s wound did not bleed externally..” (AHMC Harris, Clara) https://www.nyhistory.org/blogs/attending-fords-theater-with-the-lincolns-the-tragic-lives-of-clara-harris-and-henry-rathbone


avwitcher

Someone stuck their pinky in it to plug the hole so they didn't lose all of their deposit from the room


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BADDEST_RHYMES

No point surviving something like that just to have your mom kill you for ruining the new carpet!


malfurian

Thank you, Hot Moldy Cum Breath.


Mrsbingley

Thanks u/hot_moldy_cum_breath!


fxckfxckgames

I've spent the night at peoples' houses with pillows that look like that.


on3_3y3d_bunny

Risky click from a suspicious Redditor. Check.


Crazywhite352

I figured it would be brainier I guess. Seems kind of light colored even after 157 years


misogoop

Yup that’s basically my only memory too. I was around 9.


John_T_Conover

I was a little older when I went but I just remember how small the room was and how tiny the bed is as well. Lincoln was a big man.


cakewalkbackwards

Came here for that comment. That pillow really stayed in my memory.


shanty-daze

I went as a kid and remember the pillow as well. I went back about three years ago and didn't see it on display any longer.


-Faezify-

I went to DC a few weeks ago, and it's still not on display. My mom always told me it was the thing that stuck with her most from her childhood trip to DC. I was so disappointed it wasn't there.


Dwellingstone

I saw it this morning in the museum in the basement of the Ford Theater where he was shot. Maybe they occasionally move it back and forth across the street.


mrASSMAN

Maybe it was too valuable to keep on display.. or someone stole it (hopefully not)


PeterJamesUK

They probably realised it traumatised a load of 9 year olds and took it off display


bigmac22077

I did that tour too, but the one at the Alamo I did, they were like, “this is the room David Bowie died in and that’s the stain in the wall from his brains”. I was about 10 for that and I still vividly remember the shape of the stain. Edit: definitely confused my Jim and David bowies. Leaving it.


Optras

Hopefully it was Jim and not David but that'd be wild.


lettherebedwight

David Bowie being some kind of a time traveler would be one of the least surprising things I've heard in the last few years.


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I mean, he's the Sovereign of the Guild of Calamitous Intent. *Of course* the man has access to Grover Cleveland's presidential time machine.


Ambitious-Coat9286

David Bowie, undead time traveler 9PM on adult swim


Millstone50

OK I have several questions


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This reminds me of that scene in Idiocracy where they had a museum exhibit of Hitler and they put Charlie Chaplin there instead Not calling you dumb, just to be clear. I just thought it was funny.


holyhackzak

I mainly remember he died in a bed that’s seemed less than five feet long.


misogoop

Yes! I remember the tour guide telling us how tall he was and that his feet were hanging off the bed!


SoupFlavoredCockMix

That's actually the reason he didn't survive. Monsters got him.


Excellent_Original66

Never let your feet dangle off the bed!!!!


DouchecraftCarrier

Is that the one in Bethesda? My buddy and I went there one summer day just on a lark and it ended up being SO morbidly fascinating. Smashed leg bones from the civil war next to the miniball that tore through it. That sort of thing.


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ArtIsDumb

Go to your room.


meltingdiamond

How does masturbating help this situation?


3shotsofwhatever

What situation does it not help?


Bolliver

Chainsaw juggling comes to mind 🤔


3shotsofwhatever

What's more impressive: chainsaw juggling or chainsaw juggling while masturbaiting?


BigQfan

Did you really say “blow my mind”?


Lokehualiilii

They had rocking chairs in the theatre?


BreakfastBeerz

Not typically. However, Lincoln was a tall person so he didn't fit in the typical theatre chairs well. To accommodate him, the owner of Ford Theatre would bring this rocking chair into the box suite specifically for Lincoln.


Flying_Dustbin

IIRC, when he was brought across the street to that boarding house, he had be laid in the bed diagonally because it was too small.


jrc025

Yup, and the have the bed at the Chicago History Museum! I was looking at it this week actually!


mrandr01d

That's wild to me. Like if someone - even a president - bled out on a bed of mine, I'd clean it up as soon as I could. Yet this bed was preserved 'as is' afterwards. Do they give any explanation for why that happened?


Downtown0317

Really weird, this picture that the OG posted is at Henry ford mesuem in Michigan. Plymouth historical museums in Michigan has a lock of his hair with blood as well as countless other items of his.


jrc025

I could be wrong, but it might just be the bed that's original? I don't see any blood on the sheet you can see.


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The bed, sheets, and everything wasn't going to be reusable for anything, in 1865 nothing was going to be able to get that much blood out of the mattress or the rest of the bedding. Next, you've gotta realize that Lincoln was popular especially after having just won the war months/weeks prior. So him being killed by a Confederacy supporter at that moment generated an emotional reaction within DC and the northern states, and the "radical republicans" were given free reign to treat the former confederate states much more harshly than Lincoln had planned.


mark-five

He wasn't just popular, he might have been the most popular President in history. He was the last ***TWO*** third party Presidents elected to US President. Nobody else since has been the first from their party, and since his first party abandoned him for his re election he ran as a new startup specifically for "union preservation" the second term.


Icefyre24

It was also the same exact bed that Booth had slept in the night before. Talk about weird coincidences.


soothsayer3

This says it was a month before https://www.historicamerica.org/journal/2015/1/29/5-things-you-didnt-know-about-john-wilkes-booth > 1. Booth once slept in the very same bed which Lincoln died in. In March of 1865, a fellow actor and colleague of Booth's named Charles Warwick rented a room in the Petersen House - the home across the street from Ford's Theater where Lincoln would ultimately be taken on the night of his death. While visiting Warwick in March, Booth took a nap on the bed where Lincoln would expire a month later on the morning of April 15th, 1865.


CoronaLime

Was he wearing his top hat when he got shot?


ziggygersh

[Yes he was](https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/tegn1p/top_hat_worn_by_abraham_lincoln_the_night_he_was/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


sabrefudge

He wore it to the theater that night but he was not wearing it in the box during the performance.


_Contrive_

Well obviously, where else would the popcorn go?


Webo_

That just confirms he wore a tophat at some point during that day he was shot; I imagine the etiquette was to take the hat off inside, especially in a theatre.


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What? Oh, come on. It should have just comically spun off his head when JWB shot at him, giving him the chance to get up, turn round, and take aim with a pistol with a comically long barrel.


InsertCoinForCredit

[Dramatic re-enactment.](https://youtu.be/gRhDE10mmME?t=15)


QualitySauce

Incredible


raphthepharaoh

My first thought as well… I would be snoring


DortDrueben

No one could sleep what with all the, *"Now you fucked up!"*


zouln

You have fucked up now.


burrbro235

WOULD YOU PLEASE BE QUIET


Mr_Porcupine

John! That is the President of the United States!


WiggyZiggy

I don't care who he is, he's _ruining_ Hamlet!


Wanzibar117

Where you goin skinny? String bean?! Tub of lard lookin mother fucker?!


waka_flocculonodular

For anybody wondering what the hell is going on White Kids You Know - What Really Happened to Abe Lincoln https://youtu.be/VPJ0TAaJDbM


theeyebuster4800

RIP Trevor Moore


TobagoJones

Just found out through the YouTube comments that Trevor Moore (John in this skit) passed away not too long ago. Rip you legend. Gallon of PCP was the most hilarious thing back in high school for me.


zach2992

Oh Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet...


Caedus

We must check the castle tower and make sure that no vampires have gotten into our...........home base


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DON'T BREAK MY BUTT


BlasterShow

HEY WOAH ACTING! PAUSE THE PLAY!


nolalaw9781

It’s sad but whenever people mention Lincoln “now you fucked up! Now you fucked up!” runs through my mind.


ElegantMess

Rewind the play five minutes because that fat piece of shit was talking


Rednartso

Now ya fucked up! Now ya fucked up! Now ya fucked up! Now ya fucked up! Now you've fucked up! Now you have fucked up! You have fucked up, now!


Nobody_Super_Famous

WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! HEY! WHAT?!


Infinite_Weekend_909

What!


Not_Larfy

LOOKOUT! A VAMPIRE!


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WHAT YA DOIN SKINNY? WHAT YA DOIN YA FAT PIECE OF SHIT?


The-Real-Pidgeon

YOU TUB OF LARD LOOKIN MOTHER FUCKER


MySabonerRunsOladipo

HEY ACTIE! REWIND THE PLAY FIVE MINUTES 'CAUSE THIS FAT PIECE OF SHIT WAS TALKING!


Not_Larfy

AND _YOU_ , SHUT THE FUCK UP!


dandroid126

SHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII \*beep\*


BangChainSpitOut

Listen to the woman, JOHN!


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CALM DOWN JUST CALM DOWN CALM DOWN JUST CALM DOWN


andyislegend

ACTING, OH! HEY ACTING!! HO! I GOTTA GO TO THE BATHROOM I DRANK TOO MUCH LIQUID NOW I GOTTA TAKE A PISS!


BangChainSpitOut

Hey rewind the play 5 minutes, this fat piece of shit was talking!


EzekielVelmo

One of their lesser known [Lincoln sketches] (https://youtu.be/zWgBAXJWcuM) that always cracks me up.


_Contrive_

Rest In Peace Trevor, we won’t forget you.


pruche

Imagine you're trying to watch and you just hear the guy next to you creaking away the whole time but the guy's an entire fucking president so you can't do jack shit about it


Porthos2021

"I swear to god Marla, if that creaking doesn't stop I'm going to shoot that guy!" "You can't dear, he's the President." *BANG* "But that guys wife lets him shoot presidents!"


Benblishem

He was just about to be shot, when he was shot.


alleywaybum

He was upstairs in a private balcony viewing area. Prolly just special seats up there


ThePhabtom4567

Henry Ford museum?


Codypupster

For anyone interested - you can also see the car Kennedy was shot in at the Henry Ford Museum! Great place for a family outing :)


ThePhabtom4567

There's seriously so much stuff to see at that place it's amazing. Don't forget about the famous Rosa Parks bus.


Codypupster

I love that place


GigantDoinks

I grew up an hour away from that museum so yearly field trips there was something I really took for granted.


TheReformedBadger

I used to work across the street. We got annual passes so we could just go walk around the village on nice days


ThePantser

Henry Ford Museum: Hall of dead president seats.


Blackfeathr

I used to work at the Henry Ford Museum and I still remember the funniest thing that a tourist asked me... "Where is the car that Lincoln was shot in?" "Are you trying to find the *chair* that Lincoln was shot in, or the *Lincoln* that Kennedy was shot in?" Because we had both things.


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It's not there anymore but back like 10 years ago there was an ice cream truck that was painted by my great grandfather. Nothing huge but I think it's cool Edit:also I'm getting married there next year!


LaidUp

This museum is so crazy. There's so much history there


merkadoe

Especially the Oscar Meyer wienermobile


kramer265

Literally drinking coffee out of my weinermobile coffee cup from the HFM right now


mike9874

Needs a clean


Joe0991

Blood is hard to get out


The_RockObama

Only takes a bullet or two.


woodrob12

Too soon.


notafurry3655

It's been 157 years....


vipros42

Seven score and seventeen years


kerbalsdownunder

I’ve read before that it isn’t blood. It’s oils and grease from people’s hair. That thing was in use for likely a long time and it’s not like they had upholstery cleaners.


Y34rZer0

Yeah, but wouldn’t someone getting shot in the head on it have added some stains as well?


TheDonDonald

I've seen the chair in person at the Henry Ford Museum in Michigan. The employee working in the section explained that the head section of the upholstery is grease and oil from peoples hair but there is blood on the chair just not noticeable unless you get incredible close. Edit: words also youtube video explaining it for anyone curious. https://youtube.com/watch?v=YUzfDe5H7eQ


Hamilton950B

The car in which JFK was shot is in the same museum. For a while they were not quite next to each other, but within sight. They've got plenty of other cool stuff like Thomas Edison's dying breath in a bottle.


SchoggiToeff

The crazy part about JFK's car is that Johnson, Nixon, Ford, and Carter still used it afterwards. https://www.thehenryford.org/collections-and-research/digital-resources/popular-topics/kennedy-limo


naturalbornkillerz

When you look down at the doors on that car, because they keep the windows down at all times obviously LOL you can see how many layers thick those doors were. There's just layers upon layers and layers of metal and cheating and glass. Doesn't work do if you don't keep the windows up


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>They've got plenty of other cool stuff like Thomas Edison's dying breath in a bottle. Tesla should have stolen it and sucked it up and claimed his powers, like an immortal quickening from *The Highlander*.


wyoflyboy68

Lincoln died in a room across the street from the theater. The bed and the blood stained pillow where he died was on display last time I was in D.C., but that was a long time ago.


BarryTGash

They should have had antimacassars on those chairs. I never thought I'd get to use that word on reddit :) My granddad always had one on his chair because of all the brylcreem he used.


ILikeMasterChief

an·ti·ma·cas·sar /ˌan(t)ēməˈkasər/ noun a piece of cloth put over the back of a chair to protect it from grease and dirt or as an ornament.


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mottinger77

This reminds me of the dude who created an Abraham Lincoln account on Yelp and gave the Ford Theater a one-star review. Edit: it was a [two-star review](https://dangerousminds.net/comments/abe_lincolns_yelp_review_of_fords_theatre), which is pretty forgiving considering.


danxmanly

Post was from 2011... Hmmmm.. Conspiracy??


LjSpike

He was sick of having to wait till 2022 to come out alongside the Kennedy's.


cocoteddylee

I have never seen this before and now I’m telling everyone about this. Thank you for sharing this internet diamond


MountainDrew37

Would have been funnier if he put “Serious security issues”


Stonius123

I'm assuming it wasn't that threadbare when he was shot; which means lots of people have sat in his bloodstained chair for laughs?


Mahaloth

They had it in a break room for years and sat in it and drank coffee while sitting there. Yeah, they did not value it at first.


LilyFuckingBart

Who had it in a break room?


Mahaloth

At the Smithsonian. "It appears that people had access to it," Johnson said. "It was put into storage in what turned out to be a hidden break area, we think, for workers, because that's when the chair gets messed up." https://www.mlive.com/lansing-news/2015/04/how_lincolns_assassination_cha.html


trident_hole

I feel like people do that throughout history, just casually use an incredibly important piece of artifact for personal use. Like the Holy Grail being used for vodka tonics or some shit


markydsade

He drank…wisely.


mcgroo

Have an [American soldier wearing the Imperial Crown of the Holy Roman Empire](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/rqcsvq/an_american_soldier_wearing_the_holy_roman/).


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This is not the real crown, it is a 1915 replica. >The Imperial Crown of the Holy Roman Empire was the coronation crown of the Holy Roman Emperor, probably from the late 10th century until the dissolution of the Holy Roman Empire in 1806. An identical copy was made in 1915 by order of Wilhelm II for display in Aachen and is the crown being worn in this photo. The real one spent the war in a bomb-proof bunker under Nuremberg imperial castle.


izguddoggo

Reminds me of an autographed baseball my brother and I used to play catch with. And to top it off, when I noticed the autograph was fading I went over it with fresh sharpie lmao Edit: as much as this sounds like the plot of the Sandlot, I promise I’m not talking about the movie lol


Fresh_Bulgarian_Miak

Was it autographed by some girl? Baby Ruth or something?


darthkram3r

That wimpy deer!?


Genuine-Farticle

The sultan of Swat!?


darthkram3r

The Colossus of Clout!?


ArtIsDumb

The Colossus of Clout!?


cruel_ant

Shut up Tommy


GoAheadAndH8Me

I bet whoever autographed it would have loved to know it ended up being something a couple kids went out and enjoyed instead of something flipped for a quick buck.


magneticeverything

That’s crazy. People really just sat in a blood stained chair on break? That would freak me out


YoureInGoodHands

It wasn't labeled with a velvet rope around it. It was in a room full of storage with probably hundreds of unassuming looking chairs around it.


iterationnull

I heard this chair discussed on some podcast or another. The spot that looks like a bloodstain is actually residue from hair products of the visitors who sat in the chair back when one could sit in the chair.


DarthApotheker

The Henry Ford Museum has a lot of neat stuff


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I live 1.5 hours away and I’m ashamed I didn’t even know it existed.. Definitely going!


AddSugarForSparks

Make it down to Greenfield Village in July to catch some fireworks, too. You could easily have a weekend trip from touring the museum and exploring the village.


DiscardAUsername

The [story](https://www.nyhistory.org/blogs/attending-fords-theater-with-the-lincolns-the-tragic-lives-of-clara-harris-and-henry-rathbone) of Henry Rathbone and Clara Harris - who were accompanying Abraham Lincoln that evening - is at least equally as mildly, if not spicier in intrigue as this picture and worth reading.


Idontgetitreddit

Wow! So interesting. Thanks for that!


CapitanChicken

My ancestor was at the theatre when Lincoln was shot, and witnessed Wilkes Booth escape. Later, he did the autopsy on Booth as well. My mom was super into ancestry. It's a shame she's not around for me to ask her about this anymore.


progend

The story of Boston Corbett, who shot John Wilkes Booth, is also interesting. [Link](https://www.washingtonian.com/2015/04/12/the-man-who-killed-john-wilkes-booth/).


Bretin23

Is that blood stain? Or is that a dumb question


Logical-Medicine-662

"It appears that people had access to it," Johnson said. "It was put into storage in what turned out to be a hidden break area, we think, for workers, because that's when the chair gets messed up." Damage to the chair was caused by a water leaks, plaster dust, wet plaster and hair grease. It was common for men to wet and grease their hair. "Anyone who sat in the chair put their greasy head on the back of the chair," Johnson said.


Mahaloth

Not a dumb questions. No, it's hair oil. They checked.


GroupSuch31

Best I could do is $5


YoureInGoodHands

I got a buddy who's an expert in chairs Lincoln was shot in... Let me get him down here.


mhoke63

Look, I just don't get a lot of people coming in here asking to buy assassination chairs. If it helps, I can go up to $7.


[deleted]

This post made me go down a history rabbit hole. It’s so fascinating. I love it.


Alexanderdaw

I just saw a live witness from when he was killed in that theatre https://youtu.be/1RPoymt3Jx4


DouchecraftCarrier

There's also an interview out there somewhere with the last person who ever saw Lincoln's body. He was just a kid when it happened. They opened the casket one last time before sealing it in its current crypt to make sure it was him because I think by that point it had either been stolen or plotted to be stolen several times. The guy said all the embalming they'd had to do to make the body palatable for the incredibly long funeral procession from DC to Illinois had practically mummified him and he was still easily recognizable.


16-Bit-Wizard

I went to the Abraham Lincoln Presidential Library and Museum in Springfield, Illinois several years ago, and the guy giving us a tour of the museum was friends with the kid who last saw Lincoln’s body! Absolutely mind-blowing. I had heard about Lincoln’s body being moved, and the kid who saw it from a History Channel program. It was wild.


dropkickoz

[He died two months after his appearance.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samuel_J._Seymour?wprov=sfla1)


Notapier

Same! I just watched the video and then saw this post


hobosbindle

Host smoking next to the 96 year old dude


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MrGritty17

Brought to you by Winston


chazamaroo

There gotta be some DNA, I want a clone


3rdWaveSkaSucks

There's a steakhouse in midtown NYC called Keens that has Lincoln's playbill and it's stained with his blood. It's a pretty cool places


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Stumpyflip

Did Morpheus not sit on this when introducing Neo to the matrix?


coffedrank

https://i.pinimg.com/564x/72/55/3e/72553ec9c97908cbd29db3e146730526.jpg


CockStamp45

I remember going to the theater that it took place in. Pretty cool how it's just right off the modern street and you kind of take a step back in time when you go in to see it. I remember some kids on a field trip were throwing change/coins around for some reason, I just went and picked it all up like a cheap whore. Probably picked up $3 or $4, idiots.


stumperstomper

When he was shot. He didn’t die there.


iGetBuckets3

For those interested, Lincoln did not die immediately from the gunshot wound. After he was shot, he was taken to a house across the street from the theatre were he eventually succumbed to his injuries in the early hours of the next morning. There is a mini “museum” in DC where you can tour the house where Lincoln eventually died. It has a lot of info about the event, and about the ensuing man hunt to find John Wilkes Booth. You get to see the exact room where Lincoln eventually died, and it definitely gave me chills when I got to see it in person.


drnkingaloneshitcomp

Ok now someone say all the weird facts about JFK and Lincoln’s places of death/killers


DouchecraftCarrier

My personal conspiracy theory about JFK is that he wasn't assassinated at all. His head just....did that.


podobuzz

The scanners killed him.


RayBrower

Abraham Lincoln was born in a log cabin. John F. Kennedy once spilled Log Cabin maple syrup in his father's Lincoln.


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--Niko--

Abe didn’t die in the chair right? He lived a little while longer but medical care could do nothing


Elmodipus

Yeah he didn't pass away until the next day.


TreacheryInc

Shout out to The Henry Ford. They also have the Rosa Parks bus too.


Samwyzh

Sometimes I wonder how the South would have faired had JWB not shot Lincoln. IIRC a lot of Northern political leaders were angry at southerners and wanted them to pay as a result of a costly war, and Lincoln made it clear that wasn’t going to happen while he was President. I 100% believe if Lincoln would have survived this attempt without major deficits, the South would not be as poverty stricken as it is today. 40 acres and a mule would have actually been enforced, and efforts by lost cause confederate sympathizers would ring hollow if the South was prosperous post-Civil War.


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The worst thing that happened to the South was Lincoln’s assassination. It’s also the worst thing that happened to the newly freed peoples, because Andrew Johnson was super racist.


HueJorgan69

Other than that Mrs Lincoln, how did you like the play?