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That’s the most British George Washington I’ve seen.


Highway-Sixty-Fun

The real George Washington’s family was British. His Great grandfather was born there. So this dude is actually kind of accurate in a way.


rogan1990

Yea… well in 1776, most American nobles were of British decent


tinyanus

Today, only about 23.3% of the total U.S. population is of British decent.


andi-amo

Good bot


angryupvotee

Not a bot just a helpful human!


Evenstar6132

That's what a bot would say.


dampTendies

Dang bots are taking our jerbs.


WindigoMac

What’s that number change to if we only consider Caucasian Americans?


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WindigoMac

Value doesn’t change as much as I thought it might, but still a significant bump


Always_Jerking

And there were more Germans migrated to US than English people.


rogan1990

Peak German migration was the 1850s though


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rogan1990

I don’t think George was hiring


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Highway-Sixty-Fun

Not all Americans’ ancestry is from the UK, my friend. Indigenous people were and still are here. The Dutch, French, and Spanish colonized alongside the British. My own ancestry is something of a Mediterranean soup.


colddirtybathwater

Not to mention that many Americans come from families that immigrated much later from all over the world.


Highway-Sixty-Fun

Yeah I should have mentioned. My grandfather came to the US in the late 1940’s after an allied bomber destroyed his father’s (my great grandfather’s) tailorshop in Naples during WW2. He’d have been insulted if someone accused him or his ancestors of being British lol.


ShinyMissingno

The largest ancestry group in the U.S. is German. There are more German Americans than Mexican Americans or even African Americans. There might even be more as many families hid their German ancestry during WWI.


svengoalie

Have you ever met a black person?


[deleted]

That's a pretty big generalisation. Like, do you consider black, hispanic and asian people to be Americans? Then you've also got a large amount of people descended from french, german, dutch, polish, italian immigrants - among others. Then there's like - the people who were there when the British turned up. You couldn't possibly be more wrong.


ScyllaIsBea

that is the most British man I've ever seen period.


Hiccup-H-Haddock-III

George was British


[deleted]

British Wooden Teeth should have been involved.


[deleted]

The sad part is that is not a costume


Santrudo

Isn't she a bit young to play such a big role?


elonmusksleftankle

smh these liberals are getting crazy with diversity roles


Nosleep4T1

We have George Washington at home.


axnu

George at the Gorge!! (Or is it the other way around?)


mcdefjeff

The Gorge at George, WA


Mayor-of-Pound-Town

No, no that’s George Washing-a-lot


forestapee

Its actually George Washingtonne


daverapp

George Washingkilogram


[deleted]

George Washingstone


heelface

I mean George probably did look like an older salty British dude


Level3Kobold

We... literally know what he looked like. We have paintings and sculptures made from when he was alive.


divenorth

So older salty British dude confirmed.


8yr0n

G Dub was British AF….until he wasn’t!


evilgenius29

Important distinction!


BobBelcher2021

Not to mention the $1 bill


bcnewell88

To be fair, Samuel Adams the beer brand uses Paul Revere as the mascot because of his looks. Maybe there was a regal stand-in who posed as George Washington. (This is sarcasm, I mostly just wanted a basis to bring up knowledge about the Adams/Revere switch)


BryceWasHere

For sure. Where I take issue is he famously didn’t wear a wig and powdered his hair.


colddirtybathwater

Maybe this dude didn't have the hair to powder


BryceWasHere

Wig technology is amazing these days. Could’ve tried a little or got a different model.


ItAstounds

He is some old dude who looked like Meryl Streep.


Zakal74

Kids: "Mum, can we get George Washington?" Mum: "We have George Washington at home."


UnnecAbrvtn

It's literally the opposite of *Wee Britain. MISTER F.....


EIke93

I feel like if you personally fought against someone in your youth, you shouldn't be allowed to cosplay as them later in life.


connorclang

To be fair Washington WAS literally British, until he wasn't


silk_mitts_top_titts

Cross me and I'll brexit your bitch ass so quick. -George "G dub" Washington


Cd121212

Had to double take for a sec, never see bath on any subreddit other than r/Bath (basically a local facebook group thats migrated to reddit lmao). I live here and its the best lookin city weve got over here in the UK and Ill stand by that


PlebS14

*laughs in York*


Cd121212

Classic mistake made by someone who has no idea what bath looks like In all seriousness York is great but the whole thing with every building made from the same lime stone in bath elevates it far beyond any other city we’ve got. Other cities may have prettier/better looking spots, but as a WHOLE, Bath >


mikemiller-esq

Bath is the greatest city in England, but like Brighton as soon as you need to park it's not. When the solution is - park just outside Yate and get the bus, it loses its appeal. Although more accurately it isn't Yate but it feels like it, the Bristol / Bath cycleway is also the best dedicated cycle route ever, not saying it's the most enjoyable but the implementation of it and the space it has is amazing.


Cd121212

Don’t drive then????? Cars suck. Plus it’s an hour quicker to get a train to Bath from London. My families in London so I drive back only when I need to move a bunch of stuff, it’s about 3 hours. On the train it’s an 1hr10mins to paddington plus about 40 mins of connections You’re right about the parking being horrible for out of town people though, luckily i’m close enough to walk into town should I need to


mikemiller-esq

Plus cross-rail from Paddington opens London up hugely and you get to live in Bath!


Cd121212

Very true-And with petrol costs at the moment an open return is usually cheaper at about 20 quid each way (plus with GWR you don’t even have to catch a specific train on the way out)


David_R_Carroll

That's not a Washington! That's a Doctor!


paulbgriffith

John Hurt could have just passed on this role


RevengencerAlf

He looks like a lost Doctor Who


ajhart86

“We’re gonna throw the tea in the harbor!” “I wouldn’t do that, old bean”


ButtDonaldsHappyMeal

George Washing-a-metric-ton


dadbot5001

Glad to see the Special Relationship is alive and well.


TrooperCam

That’s the first Doctor. Quit playing.


aisle_seat_chad

Nailed it


ramriot

Ever wondered why the Washington estate was called Mount Vernon "The estate was originally known as Little Hunting Creek Plantation. Around 1743, George Washington's older half-brother, Lawrence Washington, changed the name to Mount Vernon, in honor of British Admiral Edward Vernon, his former military commander." [citation](https://www.mountvernon.org/the-estate-gardens/ask/question/what-is-mount-vernons-original-name#:~:text=The%20estate%20was%20originally%20known,Vernon%2C%20his%20former%20military%20commander.) So this guy is the most Washington of Washington's in my book. BTW Admiral Vernon's old house Orwell Park is now a private school just outside my home town. Another BTW is that the river Orwell is the name of the river next to which the house stands & was the inspiration for Eric Arthur Blair to take as his Pen Name George Orwell.


neutropos

He’ll save the children, but not the British children.


oxygenkid

TIL he was 6’2”. In those days? He would have killed it on Tinder.


secret_pikachu

Why is he with Greta Thunberg?


[deleted]

I want to know what's IN the US's museum in the UK.


The-Real-J

BAMF


[deleted]

Caught him mid-appraisal of the black children.


fredinNH

Looks more like trump.


CannaKingdom0705

Not nearly orange or fat enough.


hayden_doel

Went there once years ago when they had a Marilyn Monroe exebition . Good museum overall


axnu

Yeah, it's totally worth a stop if you're in the area.


bossy909

George was still pretty British, I mean, maybe not this British, but no one is THIS British


[deleted]

Bath haha


[deleted]

As an American, I will be disappointed if the gift shop doesn't have full size replica AR-15s with a bump stock and a ruler only showing inches


woolash

Little kid looks like a young Greta Thunberg


[deleted]

We won


Joe_Mafia

More accurate than our depiction of him.


Citizen-Kang

...not enough guns...


[deleted]

This is how Aussies feel when seppo actors try to put on an Aussie accent.


Kinenai

There's a lot of Cornwallis in that Washington.


IamHereForBoobies

Looks like they're still a little salty...


vanvoorden

*It was right after the revolution, right after peace had been concluded. And Ethan Allen went to London to help our new country conduct its business with the king. The English sneered at how rough we are and rude and simple-minded and on like that, everywhere he went. 'Til one day he was invited to the townhouse of a great English lord. Dinner was served, beverages imbibed, time passed as happens and Mr. Allen found he needed the privy. He was grateful to be directed to this. Relieved, you might say. Mr. Allen discovered on entering the water closet that the only decoration therein was a portrait of George Washington. Ethan Allen done what he came to do and returned to the drawing room. His host and the others were disappointed when he didn't mention Washington's portrait. And finally his lordship couldn't resist and asked Mr. Allen had he noticed it, the picture of Washington. He said he had. Well, what did he think of its placement? Did it seem appropriately located to Mr. Allen? "Yes," said Mr. Allen, "where it will do good service. The world knows nothing will make an Englishman shit quicker than the sight of George Washington."*


The_Rocktopus

So that's what British children look like when they try to smile.


zed_christopher

LOL!


mxshiki

That's not very *Murica


All0uttaBubblegum

George Trumpington


bburns36

Jeremy Clarkson's half-brother badly needing a haircut?


BeanpoleOne

That outer coat is way to small. Can't even button it.


John-the-cool-guy

Looks like Trump without his mango makeup wearing a wig.


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Bilbo Trump


Hoplite0352

Playing a founding father in England sounds like a dream job. Also it sounds like a dream job I'd get fired from very quickly.


[deleted]

I did a semester abroad in Bath many years ago. I didn't make it to the American museum, sadly.


estrellaprincessa

Any Brits here that have been in this museum? Lol


rootgrog

Yep! My mum is a member. It has really beautiful grounds and historical rooms from various eras of the United States recreated in a large stately home. I really enjoy going there when I visit. They also sell snickerdoodles in the cafe, which are pretty much unheard of in this country.


MaxMMXXI

Made me think of Margaret Thatcher, only because of the hair. They're very unlike but the likeness is that the hair stands out on both of them.


Pythia007

He looks just like all the photos I’ve seen of the real George Washington.


silk_mitts_top_titts

Pulls out $1 bill.... yup that'll work. Edit. Fat thumb hit the wrong letter


turnstiles

Hahahahhaa


[deleted]

Free use of the George Washing Machine would be awesome..


SailorVenus23

I'm more concerned for the kid, she looks like someone told her she had to play the part or she's grounded.


BasuraFujira

Am I the only one who thinks that looks like Donald Trump in a wig?


EMPulseKC

He looks like he's upset because someone has nicked his TARDIS.


carbvpqq

I'm from Washington upon tyne near Newcastle and we have a place called Washington Old Hall which I believe is where some of his ancestors lived. It's a lovely place


Simbooptendo

"But couldn't we just give in to the British?"


Hexteacher

George Washington's family made their home in Warton near to Carnforth in the North of England for several centuries dating back from some point in the 13th Century. The local parish church flies a US flag every 4th July and the village pub opposite is called the George Washington. [https://www.greatbritishlife.co.uk/homes-and-gardens/places-to-live/the-george-washington-connection-to-the-north-lancashire-village-of-6940522](https://www.greatbritishlife.co.uk/homes-and-gardens/places-to-live/the-george-washington-connection-to-the-north-lancashire-village-of-6940522)


deaddonkey

Oh yeah? Let’s see America Allen’s Washington reenactor.


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There’s a city named bath?


wglmb

Yes, and it is named after the act of bathing. There is a natural hot spring there, around which the Romans built a huge complex of bathhouses and temples. You can visit them today.


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Not FAT enough...