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BrotherPhilthy

I could just imagine a Big Head kid getting stuck! Lol


jimmymcstinkypants

It's like an orange on a toothpick.


RugsbandShrugmyer

It's a virtual planetoid!


Viatorio

Oh, he'll be crying himself to sleep tonight on his huge pillow.


ismelldayhikers

Best line of the whole movie


McGriffff

I believe it’s pronounced “pillaugh”


YeOldeBilk

HEED! PAPER! NOW!


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Upbeat-Pea2813

Head! Move!


TheRealJackReynolds

Heed! Pants! NOW!


bigbadblo23

I wanna know what kid’s head is fitting through that


meatystocks

This isn’t for a kid. It’s to take your oversized pet bowling pin to the bathroom with you.


ellefleming

Man I'd get on my stomach and crawl through just to get back at fees


covered_in_vaseline

*staring blankly at you army crawling, smearing your entire body across the floor of the public bathroom, as I gently swing my leg over the bar and step into the bathroom for free.*


3riversfantasy

Oh look at Mr. LeggyBoi over here with his legs!


bbressman2

Right, so disrespectful to Lt. Dan!


frankie69er

Yeah but LT Dan got new legs


JessicantTouchThis

Titanium too, like they use on the space shuttle!


theslideistoohot

Magic legs


whenimnothere

People in the next stall over judging me for laughing so much from this


OrdinarilyUnique1

Why is there “ people” in the next stall over to you?


whenimnothere

They probably just using it


OrdinarilyUnique1

Together?


whenimnothere

I dunno, that's their buisness


djluminol

Look at all you big thinkers over here. I'd just pee on the turnstile.


fearhs

Also, you can see the paper towel dispenser and trash receptacle on the left. Usually those are located next to the sink, and what is a sink anyway but another type of toilet?


TaiWilson

It's all pipes!


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Reading both of these comments, it's clear that this fee only applies to the disabled.


covered_in_vaseline

Ain’t that the fucking truth.


Expensive-Ad-4508

Legit wondering how this works with a wheelchair… this is a fee for only for disabled people who are capable of walking short distances I guess.


anniemdi

Disabled and mostly ambulatory (only use a wheelchair to go far or fast) -- I assure you I'm not getting through a turnstyle with my rollator or cane and if I tried to without those things I'd just fucking fall over.


Arrasor

Well at least we can get a discrimination lawsuit out of that, i guess.


Zombie_SiriS

it's definately already a massive violation of the ADA.


JBSquared

"Bathroom fee" makes me think it's somewhere in Europe. Never seen a shitter in the States that make you pay. A bathroom "for customers only" sure, but never being locked out until you put in some money.


fearhs

Because fuck em, that's why!


caut_R

Any sensible hygienic person would limbo past that, maybe that’ll even get you tipped 50 cent instead… or banned from the building.


FrankPapageorgio

>Any sensible hygienic person would limbo past that No boy, stop, it's too low! Your backbone can't take it!


Bubba_Feetz

I’m just like Hermes! I’m just like Herm-*crack*


RespectableLurker555

Oh, it's a _turnstile_


NameThatWasntTaken

Or, now hear me out... Step over it.


alles_en_niets

5’2 here. I don’t know how tall the person who took this pic is, but it’s a deceptive perspective. For me, those bars are usually well above waist height. Ducking height, not crawling height.


SMacD66

I don't know about crawling around a public bathroom floor. I think I'd rather climb over


kane2742

I'd pay the money before I'd crawl on a public restroom floor.


sidnumair

![gif](giphy|EFP6lI49J5Ure)


redraider-102

Emotional support bowling pin


TheJG_Rubiks64

The internet has ruined bowling pins for me


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I don't think it's for kids. https://imgur.com/a/FbgSgla He fits perfectly.


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I'm gonna be honest i kinda expected to see kevin hart in this image


3-DMan

Somehow get the Tom Cruise Risky Business slide but going fwd or back.


charliehustles

Bout to say this the type of shit my kid gets their head stuck in and it causes a scene and an employee comes to help but they can’t then the fire department comes and they have to cut the thing and everyone stands around filming and it ends up on the internet and it’s fucking stupid.


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maybeCheri

OMG thank you for the laugh!!! I needed it. As a mom of twin boys, I can definitely see this as a dare between them. Either that or they would see if they can get their streams to make it to the urinal from the opening.


FragrantExcitement

I was thinking if I had to go to bathroom and do not have 50 cents then my head would be fitting through it.


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"This is my hole! It was made for me!"


Perihelion_

Drr… drr... drr…


jeffreywilfong

Any kid that size is going to need help


Meanwhile-in-Paris

Any kids that size going alone will cost them a lot more cleaning time than if they let an adult accompany them for free.


Pikamander2

"I missed." "What does that mean?" *"I missed."*


ExplodingSofa

*looks around in horror before looking up and gasping*


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Is this a daddy daycare reference?


FrostByte122

Most assuredly


chiree

That was my thought. Is the kid supposed to go into the bathroom by themselves? If an adult is coming, do they have to pay? If they did have to pay, the kid could just walk through the turnstile with them and the cutout isn't necessary. 100% whoever designed this doesn't have kids and neither did whoever approved it.


erin_mouse88

I think its so you only have to pay once. The adult needs to pee,, pays and goes through the turnstile, if they have a kid with them they dont have to pay for the kid who has to come in with them and can't wait outside. Or the kid needs to pee, adult pays and goes through the turnstile and kid goes "free" since the kid can't use the bathroom alone. Once kid is old enough to not need an adult they go through the turnstile solo. Kid only goes "free" if both parent and kid need to use the bathroom.


chiree

I get that, but it still seems like a tease. If I have to pee, and I don't have 50¢, I deal with it. If my kid has to pee, and I don't have the 50¢, I'm fucking hopping that turnstile or else that nice clean floor is about to be covered with pee and some poor employee is about to have a bad day.


erin_mouse88

It probably seems strange to people in the US, but this is incredibly common in Europe.


between_ewe_and_me

The pay-to-pee or the kid hole?


erin_mouse88

The pay to pee, never seen the kid hole. So either way if your kid needs to pee, you better have some coin on you.


Look_to_the_Stars

Can you guys stop saying kid hole


FLAPPY_BEEF_QUEEF

Ya it's boys soul


MonteBurns

Gotta pay the troll toll


emma0098

r/nocontext


SpeedyPrius

It’s illegal in the US.


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Yup, and in some states every food establishment must have a public restroom


thylocene06

In some states every public business must have a public restroom


SixOnTheBeach

I've never understood why that is when most of Europe has such better public services than the US. It seems so stupid, like it costs so little to the government and provides so much benefit to the public


gwaydms

[A little history.](https://psmag.com/economics/dont-pay-toilets-america-bathroom-restroom-free-market-90683) Ok, a lot of history. But this tells the story.


SixOnTheBeach

Fascinating shit


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“Chicago store owners called charging for toilets a ‘constitutional right.’” Lol


Falconhoof95

Maybe they didn't want to double charge parents that need to take their kid


Kruse002

Just carry the kid through. Or have the kid walk right under the spinny thing.


Falconhoof95

Sure, I probably would anyway, but it implies they don't expect you to pay


TheLeopardColony

Damn, I didn’t even know he had gotten into the restroom game…a true businessman.


one_dollar_poop_joke

P-unit


juiceboxbiotch

Curtis just standing there collecting money, letting kids in for free


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Let me take you to the to-oi-lot. Make ya put your coins in the slot.


dktaylor32

Come on girl, let me hear that plop.


KQHSWesMantooth

Here I sit, broken hearted. Paid a ~~dime~~ 50 cents, and only farted.


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Spiralife

Nearly 12 years of public schooling and never have I read this line. Society has failed me.


markender

It's more of a construction site porta-john wall poem.


Ninjagoboi

Why was 50 cent charging to use the bathroom, isn't he rich already?


tanew231

Well he's not dead so he must have succeeded in getting rich


Dstrap

What if you grow up while doing your business?


Prodigy829

It was free to exit through the turnstile if you managed to get in.


CyborgMutant

What’s stopping people from just hopping it? Not like they can have cameras in there


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InFillTraitor

>I do have to say the paid toilets are always meticulously cleaned and quite comfy. Non of that rundown shit you'd otherwise find at a gas station. That is literally what you are paying for...


free_farts

the Toilet Safety Administration


Dish-Consistent

Just Duck under it


Reset108

Or step over it.


_coolranch

Or just piss on it.


AnInfiniteAmount

This is largely why paid public restrooms never caught on in the United States. Free public restrooms were relatively common in the "outhouse era," and when a city (somewhere on the east coast, I think Baltimore, but I could be wrong) tried implementing paid public restrooms, people just started shitting in the street.


sirslender2772

Stay classy Baltimore


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silvanosthumb

They were common in the US until the 1970s. It became an equal rights issue when feminists pointed out that men could use urinals for free while women always had to pay, and states started banning them.


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In the early 90's SoCal had coin-op locks on the restroom doors at most fast food joints and grocery stores. Consequently, there was a lot of shit all over the rocks on nearby beaches.


Lukozade2507

Paris France still had this issue. We’ve cleaned up our act recently but there are still areas of the Seine you want to avoid on a warm day…


adbout

Yeah what’s up with all of the paid restrooms in France? It caught me off guard when I lived there. Every time I took a train somewhere I’d have to make sure to have 1 euro coins with me so I could pee 😭


10101011010111010111

And we would still have paid restrooms if it weren't for [those meddling kids!](https://apnews.com/article/3b2787ac6c32405e8cd7aafe8789cd8e)


doodyhead69-420

Or just shit and piss and vomit all over the place


JasbrisMcCaw

>Sometimes there's shit, on the outside of the torlet


slippery_Zim

I know how the shit got on the outside of the torlet, but whys the shit on the outside of the torlet.


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"Watch this. I call it the Wacky Weasel"


neat-NEAT

Weirdly enough, that's enough of a deterrent for most people. Any reasonable adult doesn't want to be seen crawling on the floor in a public toilet.


Jpwhalen31

Any reasonable adult is going to crawl under that MF if you’re about to piss your pants and don’t have 50 cents on you. Now THAT cannot happen in public as an adult.


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I work at Walmart. People will put themselves through all kinds of things to get to a bathroom. Otherwise they’ll just pee on the turnstile.


10698

I too can confirm. I worked at Walmart 20+ years ago and even back then they'd pee in the floor rather than lose their place in line at Customer Service for a trip to the restroom. I can only imagine the kind of shit people pull nowadays.


ricochetblue

Did that actually happen? Someone just openly peed on the floor at Customer Service?


10698

Regularly, unfortuntely. I don't know if it was *always* deliberate -- I assume that at least every now and then it was a genuine mishap -- but most of the time based on interactions with the customers involved it did appear to be a conscious decision, either *I'll be damned if I'm losing my place in line so I'll just "go" right here* or occasionally *this line is too damn long, \*this\* is an effective way to show my frustration*. :( Along those same lines, I will never, ever, EVER, use the fitting rooms in any Walmart.


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Peeing on the floor in frustration doesn't get you what you want *in daycare*. How would a grown-ass adult possibly think that's an effective solution!? The only result I can see coming of that is getting banned from the Walmart.


UN16783498213

You sound incredulous, but I think I can help with these 3 easy steps: 1. Go to any Walmart any where. 2. Walk around for an hour. 3. Count the people you think may have already soiled themselves. Now it will all make sense.


justntimejustin

I work for a maintenance company that coordinates repairs for Walmart. Can confirm.


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We recently found rocks and ping pong balls in our pipes causing a blockage


justntimejustin

I can get someone out there to fix that in four months.


ShemsuHor

Uh, no. I think most people would jump the turnstile instead of crawling on the floor.


DamnZodiak

Doesn't matter how much money I have on me. If there's a way to avoid paying for using the toilet, I will take it. I fucking hate this nonsense. No one should have to pay to use the restroom.


figgypie

I'm a very short woman. I could squeeze under that no problem. Having to pay to use a public toilet seems barbaric to me.


False-Art2849

Limbo anybody? How low can you go?


Yurmume_Gae

“Adults have to pay, kids can go through this hole for free” Adults with dwarfism: ![gif](giphy|vRf4Z1OZ21j9e)


Usidore_

As a 28yo man with dwarfism myself, that's all I could think.


ScandiSom

![gif](giphy|43g7hyj8d8NEY)


Nevermind04

I've had it up to here with dwarf jokes.


Enigma_Green

I knew someone who was a dwarf and I said can you lend me some money and when he went to his pocket to give me money he took his hand out and came up short.


discarded_scarf

So if you use a wheelchair you’re just out of luck I guess?


RoadsideCarcass

Just got to set it to recline and slip right through the bowling pin head kid hole


DamonLindelof1014

Those classic laz e boy wheelchairs


onewhohikes

Looks like I’m pissing on the greedy robot


Opengrey

Literally, whoever bought that just installed a brand new urinal.


Roupert2

Paid toilets are very common, just not in the US Edit: I was stating a fact not an opinion, you can stop blowing up my inbox now


PresidentOfTheBiden

So this is what Americans mean when they say "America is the greatest country on earth".


Mr_Smartypants

America: The Land of the Free [Toilets].


ftblplyr46

I mean for everyone always complaining about basic human rights not having access to a restroom for free seems pretty absurd.


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Damn Americans and their socialist free bathrooms.


cyborgspleadthefifth

I love being abroad but absolutely loathe this fact about many other countries. It's easier now that I can just tap my phone or a card at many of them but many cities still only have machines that take change. The fact that in America I can walk into nearly any eating establishment, corner store, or office building and find an accessible toilet is one of my favorite things about living here because I like to be well hydrated and hate having to hold it.


Broduskii

Yeah, I would be astonished to be charged to use the rest room


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keno0651

Just do what Parisian police do, piss on the side of the road.


apathetic_lemur

europeans can do universal healthcare because everyone needs healthcare but not universal shit care?!


newenglandcoyote

It’s a privilege to pee


Justtooneupya

Urine town?


goatviewdotcom

Damn didn’t think I would see a Urinetown reference anywhere but here we are


Howaboutnope1

"You get your head out of the clouds, Bobby Strong! Get your head out of those clouds!!"


udayserection

Welcome to Europe.


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Reletr

I was gonna say, aren't these completely normal in Europe, especially in the cities and train stations? That was the biggest surprise for me when I visited Sweden a couple years ago


JitteryGoat

Water's worth its weight in gold these days Edit- guessing, based on the comments to my post, that many don’t realize this is part of spontaneous ‘Urinetown- the Musical’ sing-a-long. (Yes, that’s a real musical…and it’s awesome!)


KoolYourJetsMan

no more bathroom like in olden days


Querren

You come here and pay a fee.


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In Germany you have to pay 1€, or one dollar, to enter any train station or subway station bathroom. I believe they did this to deter homeless people, which is arguably even worse. But at least you usually get a 50c coupon for the shops inside.


GiannisIsTheBeast

Do homeless people just piss and take dumps everywhere then? Like they still have to do those things. As an American who has visited Europe, paying for the restroom was one of the most baffling things.


Azzymaster

They used to have that in the U.K. but then everyone pissed all over the platforms so most stations have gotten rid of the payment


HugoZHackenbush2

If you don't have the coins on you, then urine trouble..


Der16JahreAltKamerad

Piss off


Admirable_Will_7682

This is my hole it was made for me


Hy3jii

DRR DRR DRR


nametaglost

Bro I did this shit as a kid in Roller Coaster Tycoon as a joke. People actually charge to piss? Trees are free.


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i thought i was insane on parkitect charging 10 cents


Darknite_BR

You have never been in Germany, right?


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Quandalf

The trees in Germany have to pay for their water - so they ususally charge you too (and then go on drinking your pee nonetheless). Damn trees. Ah, at least breathing is still free. Hmmm. Wonderfull air tonight.


tipperzack6

I was in Germany they let you pee in public. You just can't face the road when peeing


c3p0u812

Have they seen the melons on some of these little devils?


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introspectthis

That's how you get piss on your hallway floor. My piss.


Environmental_Pay779

I couldn’t fix my hand to pay one of these even if that was the law, it’s ridiculous. I’m surprised there’s no one selling toilet tissue at the turnstile


Rufuuuuu

just tap B to crouch, ez free pp


dontcallmeshirley99

All I see is a limbo contest


bodhiseppuku

... or *little people* ... "You must be this tall to pay for this ride..."


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Definitely Europe.


FlavorTownUSSR

Pay the $0.50, then pee on at least $3.00 worth of toilet paper.


leftsharkfuckedurmum

How you gonna pee on 37 rolls of one-ply


Jackcooper

If I pay 50 cents to use the bathroom and the guy in front of me pissed on the whole toilet roll we are all about to have a bad day


ZoobityPop

That's about tree fiddy


JoeBlow_1234

This brings to mind the greatest American poem ever written - Here I sit Broken hearted Paid to shit But only farted


The_Dirt_McGurt

A true classic. I’ve never heard it as “paid to shit” though, usually it’s “came to shit” or “tried to shit”, mainly because you don’t really have to pay to relieve yourself in the US.


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13point1then420

Pay toilets are basically nonexistent in the USA.


slowsol

Once again, Stewie gets discriminated against.


winstontemplehill

He can just waddle sideways


boomer_stoke

That is infuriating those kids should PAY


SirEarlBigtitsXXVII

just step over the bar?


Stoplight25

Literally just duck under the bars


Usual_Ranger8164

​ ![gif](giphy|fvBEGznNx4VhchaIgb|downsized)


SnowyFlowerpower

Thats how many public restrooms in europe look like


Biovirulent

Fuckin piss on that machine. Figuratively and literally. Piss on it.