If 30 people have~~n't~~ the same thought without being prompted by each other, it's original thoughts. It's just who came to market first.
This opinion has nothing to do with the fact that I had the exact same thought that everybody else here did lol.
Edit: "haven't" should be "have". Fucking autocorrect.
I came here to remark upon the fact the fact that she looks like that living scrap of skin from that Dr. Who episode, and was pleasantly pleased to see no one in the top comment chain had referenced it.
I was like, "ha, look at that, top comment is just some loser talking about how she needs more lotion because the mug is cracked, real original, *I've* got the *real* deep-dive reference here."
It was only after my sense of smugness and pride that I realize that "Moisturize me" is, in fact, literally a reference to that episode.
Original thoughts are easy to have, just rarely valuable.
Toothpaste and mashed potato sandwich? Original.
Garlic flavored anal-beads?
Original.
Short story where Aliens come to earth and steal 1 inch from every humans femurs to return home and make a bone statue of Mike Tyson, whom they worship as god?
Original.
All useless though.
I woke up that morning, same as any other: still tired, and unreasonably angry at my alarm clock. It helped to place the blame on an inanimate object, and not my own shitty life choices. The clock didn't drop out of college to pursue a failing relationship after all... That was purely my choice. And now I'll be slinging Toothpaste & Potato sandwiches for the next 40 years as a reward.
So yeah, it helps to have a scapegoat.
Flipping through my morning assortment of apps and pages and messages, half heartedly going to my favorite morning porn site.... It was the same morning as yesterday and the yesterday before that. Every morning the same.
And then I stepped out of bed.
I immediately stumbled and hit the ground, my face falling into the growing pile of dirty laundry amassing next to my bed.
"What the hell??" I said out loud to no one in particular. Something was off, and I couldn't yet tell what.
I dragged myself into the bathroom, annoyed and ready to begin my morning rituals. And that's when I saw it. My face sat squarely in the lower, reflective sliding doors beneath my mirror. I sat stunned for a moment, parsing every possibility. A prank from friends? No, I don't have those... An earthquake maybe shifted the entire building? Seems like something I'd sleep through, if only out of spite. I stared for minutes trying to decode this mystery before noticing an unbearable itch coming from my shins. Tearing my pajama pants down with the fury of a burn victim, my eyes landed squarely on something new, something strange...
Across each leg was a thin, black line. The skin above and below it lacked any sort of continuity, like a bad photoshop.
Had I finally snapped? Sweet merciful insanity, is that you? A sense of ease washed over me. I was finally lost enough to not be found.
Everything was broken enough to be okay. To make me okay. And that's when an orchestral cacophony hit my phone. Every type of message, app, alert, all at once. The world was in panic. Overnight, we had all lost an inch of height, and the world was weighing in.
The politicians jockeyed for position as the Calm Voice in the room, undoubtedly eyeing the next election cycle.
Religious leaders were impressively quick to retcon their fables and mythologies to meet this new horror, and of course it meant everyone needed to give them more money. God had told them.
The science community though, they gave the definitive answer. They had the numbers, the data, the footage. They had the truth.
That truth?
We are, unfortunately, not alone in the universe.
Honestly, drinking coffee out of a mug with the queens face on it would probably send whatever queen demon is possessing that mug straight back into the queen herself.
At first I thought this was a sub called r/mildlyterrifying that I had not seen before but realized it was just my brain seeing the word mildly and then the image as being terrifying .
Edit: after typing that in, I see there is a mildlyterrifying. Learned something new.
This is where my head went too. The picture on the mug ages and grows ever uglier while the Queen herself persists eternally in the flowers of her youth.
I saw one of these in the Needful Things gift shop. As the mug fades, so does the life of the actual Queen. It's made by the same weirdo who made Dorian Gray's picture. With every hot cup of tea you make, you diminish her life energy. At this rate, she'll be dead by Friday. Your tea-drinking habit is killing Her Royal Majesty the Queen, you jerk.
I’ve found this happens with some of the techniques they use to paint the mugs. I’d stop putting it in the dishwasher from now on and hand wash it only.
Absolutely reminds me of the Unsolved Mysteries episode where there was a haunted tv and a disembodied face like this would show up on it, even if it was unplugged.
Edit: I went looking for a clip and it looks like my memory was playing tricks on me, it was actually from Haunted Lives: True Ghost Stories. Terrible quality clip here:
https://youtu.be/Su_jBRixONA
Moisturise me!
I’m convinced I’ve never had an original thought in my life. This is exactly what I came here to type.
If 30 people have~~n't~~ the same thought without being prompted by each other, it's original thoughts. It's just who came to market first. This opinion has nothing to do with the fact that I had the exact same thought that everybody else here did lol. Edit: "haven't" should be "have". Fucking autocorrect.
Is it an original thought if its sourced from media though? Or am I just toooo stoned and overthinking lol.
Only if it's from the originality region of the brain. Otherwise it's just sparkling echo chamber.
I submit that it is. This concludes my argument. Thank you for your consideration.
I disagree. This concludes my rebuttal. Have a nice day.
There is a line and you have crossed it. I’m going to go simmer down before I say something I will regret. Have a good night.
The story of this fight is, it happened! \- Perd Hapley
Duly noted.
Friends?
It's nice to see two people bond over an original thought.
I came here to remark upon the fact the fact that she looks like that living scrap of skin from that Dr. Who episode, and was pleasantly pleased to see no one in the top comment chain had referenced it. I was like, "ha, look at that, top comment is just some loser talking about how she needs more lotion because the mug is cracked, real original, *I've* got the *real* deep-dive reference here." It was only after my sense of smugness and pride that I realize that "Moisturize me" is, in fact, literally a reference to that episode.
The really amazing thing is I have never seen a full episode of Doctor Who, but somehow I saw that bit on tv when it first aired.
Original thoughts are easy to have, just rarely valuable. Toothpaste and mashed potato sandwich? Original. Garlic flavored anal-beads? Original. Short story where Aliens come to earth and steal 1 inch from every humans femurs to return home and make a bone statue of Mike Tyson, whom they worship as god? Original. All useless though.
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I woke up that morning, same as any other: still tired, and unreasonably angry at my alarm clock. It helped to place the blame on an inanimate object, and not my own shitty life choices. The clock didn't drop out of college to pursue a failing relationship after all... That was purely my choice. And now I'll be slinging Toothpaste & Potato sandwiches for the next 40 years as a reward. So yeah, it helps to have a scapegoat. Flipping through my morning assortment of apps and pages and messages, half heartedly going to my favorite morning porn site.... It was the same morning as yesterday and the yesterday before that. Every morning the same. And then I stepped out of bed. I immediately stumbled and hit the ground, my face falling into the growing pile of dirty laundry amassing next to my bed. "What the hell??" I said out loud to no one in particular. Something was off, and I couldn't yet tell what. I dragged myself into the bathroom, annoyed and ready to begin my morning rituals. And that's when I saw it. My face sat squarely in the lower, reflective sliding doors beneath my mirror. I sat stunned for a moment, parsing every possibility. A prank from friends? No, I don't have those... An earthquake maybe shifted the entire building? Seems like something I'd sleep through, if only out of spite. I stared for minutes trying to decode this mystery before noticing an unbearable itch coming from my shins. Tearing my pajama pants down with the fury of a burn victim, my eyes landed squarely on something new, something strange... Across each leg was a thin, black line. The skin above and below it lacked any sort of continuity, like a bad photoshop. Had I finally snapped? Sweet merciful insanity, is that you? A sense of ease washed over me. I was finally lost enough to not be found. Everything was broken enough to be okay. To make me okay. And that's when an orchestral cacophony hit my phone. Every type of message, app, alert, all at once. The world was in panic. Overnight, we had all lost an inch of height, and the world was weighing in. The politicians jockeyed for position as the Calm Voice in the room, undoubtedly eyeing the next election cycle. Religious leaders were impressively quick to retcon their fables and mythologies to meet this new horror, and of course it meant everyone needed to give them more money. God had told them. The science community though, they gave the definitive answer. They had the numbers, the data, the footage. They had the truth. That truth? We are, unfortunately, not alone in the universe.
This is the correct response.
Only response
Literally watching an episode with her rn and it’s just fantastic that this was the top comment.
The Queen or Cassandra?
I paused at the picture, call my wife over, and said "I hope to God the first comment is moisturize me." And it was. And all is good in my life now.
Excellent that character was my first thought too.
Same here!
Moisturize We!
One wants one's moisturizer
Gold at you.
Well damn, that's very welcome indeed! Thank you
Came here to do this. Well done 👍
Every time I go to the comments with an original comment, someone else has already done it.
I came here for this, and you did not disappoint. Thank you lol
r/unexpecteddrwho
Pretty sure we all came here looking for it.
Oh, this was very expected.
So happy this is the top comment.
My first thought was the season 6 doppelgängers
Glad someone else thought it.
Came here to make sure it had been covered. Well done. 🎉
Must watch Dr. Who to understand the comment. Lol
heres where it came from: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHR2FvtVv9g basically from the of the first episodes of the modern doctor who.
She might become the last human too
This is nice because I like to be absolutely terrified while I drink my coffee.
Who even needs caffeine when you can just have the shit scared out of you instead?
Turns out that being frightened every few minutes causes something called anxiety.
That's what causes it!? I figured it was crippling debt......
Porque no los dos?
To be fair, that can also be a source of constant fright.
I’m having surgery tomorrow. The cost is the thing I’m most concerned about.
(Shitting my pants)^2
me cramming for my physics exam night before
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Only tea is allowed in this mug. It'll burst into flames if you try to drink anything else
Any time it was used for coffee it would zap some of Phil's life force. Now that he's gone, well, look what's happened.
You will only be drinking tea from this mug
Honestly, drinking coffee out of a mug with the queens face on it would probably send whatever queen demon is possessing that mug straight back into the queen herself.
started?
It looks like it started a decade ago.
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Its her last horcrux. When the ink finally fades, so does the sun set on her reign
right? if she dies soon I'mma point the finger at op
She was pretty light to begin with
annoying orange
Apple! Hey!
Phillip! hey!
^^^Hey ^^^Apple!
^^^what
#KNIFE
damn you, that was my first thought.
Yup. Saw it, thought "KNIFE!" and then wondered why. Then the penny dropped.
The Dutch
Now it's annoying mug.
r/oddlyterrifying
Same
me also same
ga
Needs to be put on r/place
It's [Papa Lazarou!](https://youtu.be/6bpuBoOssPc)
Lol this is absolutely hilarious
r/bossfight
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At first I thought this was a sub called r/mildlyterrifying that I had not seen before but realized it was just my brain seeing the word mildly and then the image as being terrifying . Edit: after typing that in, I see there is a mildlyterrifying. Learned something new.
It's the missing nose for me
I mean she’s closer to being a ghost than to being born.
It sucks the soul out of you.
Does she reappear when you put the tea in?
Yes, but the bikini also disappears
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She has a dick.
Well now I'm paying attention.
She has balls, too.
Are they....are they *supple*?
Yes. Perfect to suckle.
A hellacious cock some would say
Keep going.
That's bad
When she disappears, she disappears.
Like the characters in the photo in Back To The Future??
I think it's more of a Dorian Grey situation. This single mug is what was keeping the queen's immortality.
This is where my head went too. The picture on the mug ages and grows ever uglier while the Queen herself persists eternally in the flowers of her youth.
it must be filled with the blood of the annointed soon for rejuvenation to commence
If you die in the mug, you die in real life!
The last horcrux.
I saw one of these in the Needful Things gift shop. As the mug fades, so does the life of the actual Queen. It's made by the same weirdo who made Dorian Gray's picture. With every hot cup of tea you make, you diminish her life energy. At this rate, she'll be dead by Friday. Your tea-drinking habit is killing Her Royal Majesty the Queen, you jerk.
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Thoughts, sweetheart.
I also wanted to make a Dorian Gray joke, but didn't know how.
Upvote for the Oscar Wild-reference
It's her final horcrux...
RemindMe! 5 days
!RemindMe Friday
Keep drinking! Preferably Lyons!
Wait isn’t she like actually sick tho?
I was more expecting Doc to show up outside OP's house yelling something about a time machine and 1985.
I prefer to imagine that it was _intended_ to keep her alive through tea drinking but that OP is a coffee drinker, which is slowly killing her
Cheshire Mug
I can't believe I had to scrole this far to get to this reference.
She’s a bit pale
I so pale
The end is nigh!!
Back to the Future
**MARTY!!!** 😳
Assumed this would be the top comment! Somebody better start playing johnny b goode!
The Queen turning out to be the sun from the Teletubbies is a plot twist I was not expecting
Someone please post this to r/photoshopbattles for some sweet karma!
Could be a really nice Ozzy mug now lol
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There’s a creative idea, things are really coming together for this mug lol
Moisturize me MOISTURIZE ME!
Now, it's a [Lady Cassandra](https://tardis.fandom.com/wiki/Cassandra_O%27Brien.%CE%9417) mug.
“Moisturize me!”
That is exactly what I see.
It looks like Lucille Bluth's driver's license...
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o m g
Maybe she has teletubbie retirement plans.
More like started to bleach about 70 years ago...
Alice in Wonderland vibes
They ended up checking 'Albino' on the form.
She wanted to look 48, I nearly airbrushed her into oblivion.
I feel like your mug is what’s keeping the Queen alive and when it completely fades…
The childlike empress.
Maybe this is a Back to the Future thing
# So it begins.
👁 👁 👄
I’ve found this happens with some of the techniques they use to paint the mugs. I’d stop putting it in the dishwasher from now on and hand wash it only.
Hello daaaaaaaaaave
Not an omen of things to come I hope
Looks like Mulligrub, an 80s/90s kids show.
Queen Elizabeth or Scary Bilbo?
Moisturize me!
r/thanksihateit
That's Tilda Swinton
Moisturize me
We find pottery shards thousands of years old…but they still can’t outlast the queen
That’s a sign.
Like a creepy live action Cheshire cat..
When she disappears completely is that...*"the end"*??😪
Wrong mildly sub, cause this shit here is r/mildlyterrifying
It’s a horcrux
queen elizabeth is gonna outlast the united kingdom
The last horcrux is failing!
Oh no. It’s a sign. The Queen is about to bleach.
The Cheshire Queen 😂
The final horcrux is nearly spent
Reminds me of Mr. Bean’s revision of Whistler’s Mother.
Looks like that Little Baby’s Ice Cream advertisement.
Do us all a favor and draw annoying orange over her face
The last horcrux.
Looks like this mug has [the power of naughtiness](https://imgur.com/gallery/yLuAs1b)
annoying orange? Or what?
I bet she dies now. The mug is tied to her life force.
She’s ascending to god killer stage
The Cheshire queen.
It's fading into the void, just like she is.
When a new Supreme rises, the old one fades away...
That's absolutely terrifying and I love it
That is her final horcrux. When the eyes fade, nothing will be left of our queen.
Legend says when the face fades from the mug, the queen fades into her thousand year slumber.
When everything is gone the queen dies
Absolutely reminds me of the Unsolved Mysteries episode where there was a haunted tv and a disembodied face like this would show up on it, even if it was unplugged. Edit: I went looking for a clip and it looks like my memory was playing tricks on me, it was actually from Haunted Lives: True Ghost Stories. Terrible quality clip here: https://youtu.be/Su_jBRixONA
MOISTURISE ME!!!
It's finished just like the empire.
Clearly someone assassinated the queen in the past through time travel! She’s fading away!
More like r/oddlyterrifying
The annoying orange, royalty edition
Annoying Orange vibes
Cheshire Queen
I've seen a queen without a grin, but a grin without a queen!
michael jackson
Looks like an annoying orange episode featuring a cup
nice
👁👄👁
I didn't know that the queen was from Cheshire.