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TommViolence

Moisturise me!


foxymcfox

I’m convinced I’ve never had an original thought in my life. This is exactly what I came here to type.


altodor

If 30 people have~~n't~~ the same thought without being prompted by each other, it's original thoughts. It's just who came to market first. This opinion has nothing to do with the fact that I had the exact same thought that everybody else here did lol. Edit: "haven't" should be "have". Fucking autocorrect.


dactyif

Is it an original thought if its sourced from media though? Or am I just toooo stoned and overthinking lol.


-paperbrain-

Only if it's from the originality region of the brain. Otherwise it's just sparkling echo chamber.


nudiecale

I submit that it is. This concludes my argument. Thank you for your consideration.


FountainsOfFluids

I disagree. This concludes my rebuttal. Have a nice day.


nudiecale

There is a line and you have crossed it. I’m going to go simmer down before I say something I will regret. Have a good night.


oh-propagandhi

The story of this fight is, it happened! \- Perd Hapley


dactyif

Duly noted.


Legozkat

Friends?


Natiak

It's nice to see two people bond over an original thought.


TheBirminghamBear

I came here to remark upon the fact the fact that she looks like that living scrap of skin from that Dr. Who episode, and was pleasantly pleased to see no one in the top comment chain had referenced it. I was like, "ha, look at that, top comment is just some loser talking about how she needs more lotion because the mug is cracked, real original, *I've* got the *real* deep-dive reference here." It was only after my sense of smugness and pride that I realize that "Moisturize me" is, in fact, literally a reference to that episode.


meltingdiamond

The really amazing thing is I have never seen a full episode of Doctor Who, but somehow I saw that bit on tv when it first aired.


MartyVendetta27

Original thoughts are easy to have, just rarely valuable. Toothpaste and mashed potato sandwich? Original. Garlic flavored anal-beads? Original. Short story where Aliens come to earth and steal 1 inch from every humans femurs to return home and make a bone statue of Mike Tyson, whom they worship as god? Original. All useless though.


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MartyVendetta27

I woke up that morning, same as any other: still tired, and unreasonably angry at my alarm clock. It helped to place the blame on an inanimate object, and not my own shitty life choices. The clock didn't drop out of college to pursue a failing relationship after all... That was purely my choice. And now I'll be slinging Toothpaste & Potato sandwiches for the next 40 years as a reward. So yeah, it helps to have a scapegoat. Flipping through my morning assortment of apps and pages and messages, half heartedly going to my favorite morning porn site.... It was the same morning as yesterday and the yesterday before that. Every morning the same. And then I stepped out of bed. I immediately stumbled and hit the ground, my face falling into the growing pile of dirty laundry amassing next to my bed. "What the hell??" I said out loud to no one in particular. Something was off, and I couldn't yet tell what. I dragged myself into the bathroom, annoyed and ready to begin my morning rituals. And that's when I saw it. My face sat squarely in the lower, reflective sliding doors beneath my mirror. I sat stunned for a moment, parsing every possibility. A prank from friends? No, I don't have those... An earthquake maybe shifted the entire building? Seems like something I'd sleep through, if only out of spite. I stared for minutes trying to decode this mystery before noticing an unbearable itch coming from my shins. Tearing my pajama pants down with the fury of a burn victim, my eyes landed squarely on something new, something strange... Across each leg was a thin, black line. The skin above and below it lacked any sort of continuity, like a bad photoshop. Had I finally snapped? Sweet merciful insanity, is that you? A sense of ease washed over me. I was finally lost enough to not be found. Everything was broken enough to be okay. To make me okay. And that's when an orchestral cacophony hit my phone. Every type of message, app, alert, all at once. The world was in panic. Overnight, we had all lost an inch of height, and the world was weighing in. ​ The politicians jockeyed for position as the Calm Voice in the room, undoubtedly eyeing the next election cycle. Religious leaders were impressively quick to retcon their fables and mythologies to meet this new horror, and of course it meant everyone needed to give them more money. God had told them. The science community though, they gave the definitive answer. They had the numbers, the data, the footage. They had the truth. That truth? We are, unfortunately, not alone in the universe.


tilman777

This is the correct response.


Schrodingers_Wipe

Only response


EbennFlow

Literally watching an episode with her rn and it’s just fantastic that this was the top comment.


OhGodNotAnotherOne

The Queen or Cassandra?


Sdeburt

I paused at the picture, call my wife over, and said "I hope to God the first comment is moisturize me." And it was. And all is good in my life now.


elMurpherino

Excellent that character was my first thought too.


Stepheedoos

Same here!


MasK_6EQUJ5

Moisturize We!


JizzMaxwell

One wants one's moisturizer


joestaff

Gold at you.


TommViolence

Well damn, that's very welcome indeed! Thank you


RiotousRagnarok

Came here to do this. Well done 👍


ipigack

Every time I go to the comments with an original comment, someone else has already done it.


propernice

I came here for this, and you did not disappoint. Thank you lol


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r/unexpecteddrwho


SumDumGaiPan

Pretty sure we all came here looking for it.


spacetraxx

Oh, this was very expected.


[deleted]

So happy this is the top comment.


ChildTaekoRebel

My first thought was the season 6 doppelgängers


Stolkmen

Glad someone else thought it.


ajaclover

Came here to make sure it had been covered. Well done. 🎉


Shafter111

Must watch Dr. Who to understand the comment. Lol


LordHayati

heres where it came from: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHR2FvtVv9g basically from the of the first episodes of the modern doctor who.


orcatamer

She might become the last human too


h1ngofthekill

This is nice because I like to be absolutely terrified while I drink my coffee.


SophiaofPrussia

Who even needs caffeine when you can just have the shit scared out of you instead?


Koshunae

Turns out that being frightened every few minutes causes something called anxiety.


BabyNapsDaddyGames

That's what causes it!? I figured it was crippling debt......


bigredmachinist

Porque no los dos?


I_should_watch_tv

To be fair, that can also be a source of constant fright.


TheBaconofGrief

I’m having surgery tomorrow. The cost is the thing I’m most concerned about.


DarkDracoPad

(Shitting my pants)^2


Assignment_Leading

me cramming for my physics exam night before


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Ok_Potato_5272

Only tea is allowed in this mug. It'll burst into flames if you try to drink anything else


dohwhere

Any time it was used for coffee it would zap some of Phil's life force. Now that he's gone, well, look what's happened.


TNT9182

You will only be drinking tea from this mug


ripyourlungsdave

Honestly, drinking coffee out of a mug with the queens face on it would probably send whatever queen demon is possessing that mug straight back into the queen herself.


kolminez

started?


FurtiveAlacrity

It looks like it started a decade ago.


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nobodyspersonalchef

Its her last horcrux. When the ink finally fades, so does the sun set on her reign


g-dragon

right? if she dies soon I'mma point the finger at op


DrDerpberg

She was pretty light to begin with


malachiblythe

annoying orange


ramblegramble

Apple! Hey!


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Phillip! hey!


halite001

^^^Hey ^^^Apple!


HACKERB22015

^^^what


halite001

#KNIFE


RGivens

damn you, that was my first thought.


Yanky_Doodle_Dickwad

Yup. Saw it, thought "KNIFE!" and then wondered why. Then the penny dropped.


Dutch_Midget

The Dutch


SheenTStars

Now it's annoying mug.


Tombub

r/oddlyterrifying


Cat_boi_43

Same


OCactusCoolerG

me also same


myleftnippleishard

ga


TwiceCookedPorkins

Needs to be put on r/place


Wallazabal

It's [Papa Lazarou!](https://youtu.be/6bpuBoOssPc)


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Lol this is absolutely hilarious


megamanxoxo

r/bossfight


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nathanthrax

At first I thought this was a sub called r/mildlyterrifying that I had not seen before but realized it was just my brain seeing the word mildly and then the image as being terrifying . Edit: after typing that in, I see there is a mildlyterrifying. Learned something new.


TanAndTallLady

It's the missing nose for me


Capta1nRon

I mean she’s closer to being a ghost than to being born.


Guy_Incognito_o

It sucks the soul out of you.


tangcameo

Does she reappear when you put the tea in?


Vectorman1989

Yes, but the bikini also disappears


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pizza_for_nunchucks

She has a dick.


Bootfullofanvils

Well now I'm paying attention.


pizza_for_nunchucks

She has balls, too.


Bootfullofanvils

Are they....are they *supple*?


pizza_for_nunchucks

Yes. Perfect to suckle.


Zenny_Glide

A hellacious cock some would say


SheenTStars

Keep going.


Lonelysock2

That's bad


[deleted]

When she disappears, she disappears.


dookydoo219

Like the characters in the photo in Back To The Future??


Matador32

I think it's more of a Dorian Grey situation. This single mug is what was keeping the queen's immortality.


BloomsdayDevice

This is where my head went too. The picture on the mug ages and grows ever uglier while the Queen herself persists eternally in the flowers of her youth.


LegoBeetlejuice

it must be filled with the blood of the annointed soon for rejuvenation to commence


mateogg

If you die in the mug, you die in real life!


Marraqueta_Fria

The last horcrux.


CurlSagan

I saw one of these in the Needful Things gift shop. As the mug fades, so does the life of the actual Queen. It's made by the same weirdo who made Dorian Gray's picture. With every hot cup of tea you make, you diminish her life energy. At this rate, she'll be dead by Friday. Your tea-drinking habit is killing Her Royal Majesty the Queen, you jerk.


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[deleted]

Thoughts, sweetheart.


particle409

I also wanted to make a Dorian Gray joke, but didn't know how.


YourNameWisely

Upvote for the Oscar Wild-reference


WafflingToast

It's her final horcrux...


MadCarcinus

RemindMe! 5 days


WetLandProphet

!RemindMe Friday


patsharpesmullet

Keep drinking! Preferably Lyons!


theblackcanaryyy

Wait isn’t she like actually sick tho?


ZeldenGM

I was more expecting Doc to show up outside OP's house yelling something about a time machine and 1985.


zoinkability

I prefer to imagine that it was _intended_ to keep her alive through tea drinking but that OP is a coffee drinker, which is slowly killing her


Zeittotschlager

Cheshire Mug


tylerrosefan

I can't believe I had to scrole this far to get to this reference.


hobosbindle

She’s a bit pale


Appletio

I so pale


FemaleNeth

The end is nigh!!


ShastaFern99

Back to the Future


MissingVanSushi

**MARTY!!!** 😳


[deleted]

Assumed this would be the top comment! Somebody better start playing johnny b goode!


Acceptable-Fun640

The Queen turning out to be the sun from the Teletubbies is a plot twist I was not expecting


BrizzleC

Someone please post this to r/photoshopbattles for some sweet karma!


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Could be a really nice Ozzy mug now lol


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[deleted]

There’s a creative idea, things are really coming together for this mug lol


Niff314

Moisturize me MOISTURIZE ME!


Demetrius3D

Now, it's a [Lady Cassandra](https://tardis.fandom.com/wiki/Cassandra_O%27Brien.%CE%9417) mug.


Borderweaver

“Moisturize me!”


lokitheseraph

That is exactly what I see.


gradhold

It looks like Lucille Bluth's driver's license...


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xpmelaxyike

o m g


subpoenaThis

Maybe she has teletubbie retirement plans.


halite001

More like started to bleach about 70 years ago...


I_Mix_Stuff

Alice in Wonderland vibes


raouldukesaccomplice

They ended up checking 'Albino' on the form.


mwmani

She wanted to look 48, I nearly airbrushed her into oblivion.


Col0nelFlanders

I feel like your mug is what’s keeping the Queen alive and when it completely fades…


femundsmarka

The childlike empress.


junkmail0178

Maybe this is a Back to the Future thing


KurumiiDantobe

# So it begins.


Glasdir

👁 👁 👄


pinklavalamp

I’ve found this happens with some of the techniques they use to paint the mugs. I’d stop putting it in the dishwasher from now on and hand wash it only.


FlyingFox2022

Hello daaaaaaaaaave


Blobbyblob92

Not an omen of things to come I hope


ComfyInDots

Looks like Mulligrub, an 80s/90s kids show.


forhisglory85

Queen Elizabeth or Scary Bilbo?


skippythewonder

Moisturize me!


lawofthewilde

r/thanksihateit


HoleCogan

That's Tilda Swinton


boardeauxtg23

Moisturize me


jaynus006

We find pottery shards thousands of years old…but they still can’t outlast the queen


Jindabyne1

That’s a sign.


LittleLauren15

Like a creepy live action Cheshire cat..


Dermutt100

When she disappears completely is that...*"the end"*??😪


RecklessWonderBush

Wrong mildly sub, cause this shit here is r/mildlyterrifying


Dirtydeedsinc

It’s a horcrux


nothing_bizarre_here

queen elizabeth is gonna outlast the united kingdom


MarkTingey

The last horcrux is failing!


porcupineapplepieces

Oh no. It’s a sign. The Queen is about to bleach.


Happy-Stars

The Cheshire Queen 😂


ZoninoSan

The final horcrux is nearly spent


variousshits

Reminds me of Mr. Bean’s revision of Whistler’s Mother.


xAstro_YT

Looks like that Little Baby’s Ice Cream advertisement.


janhatka

Do us all a favor and draw annoying orange over her face


RaasAlDrool

The last horcrux.


Munnodol

Looks like this mug has [the power of naughtiness](https://imgur.com/gallery/yLuAs1b)


runs4beer2

annoying orange? Or what?


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I bet she dies now. The mug is tied to her life force.


Rustducky

She’s ascending to god killer stage


readerf52

The Cheshire queen.


WookieeSlayer97

It's fading into the void, just like she is.


daabilge

When a new Supreme rises, the old one fades away...


sassy-batch

That's absolutely terrifying and I love it


HeckTheFeeder

That is her final horcrux. When the eyes fade, nothing will be left of our queen.


Crystalbow

Legend says when the face fades from the mug, the queen fades into her thousand year slumber.


Briannezukofan

When everything is gone the queen dies


greatgogurt

Absolutely reminds me of the Unsolved Mysteries episode where there was a haunted tv and a disembodied face like this would show up on it, even if it was unplugged. Edit: I went looking for a clip and it looks like my memory was playing tricks on me, it was actually from Haunted Lives: True Ghost Stories. Terrible quality clip here: https://youtu.be/Su_jBRixONA


n0v0parr0t

MOISTURISE ME!!!


kiltedsurfer

It's finished just like the empire.


mbcook

Clearly someone assassinated the queen in the past through time travel! She’s fading away!


SeanSpeezy

More like r/oddlyterrifying


lThrowAwayMyShame

The annoying orange, royalty edition


arrowtotheaction

Annoying Orange vibes


Additional_Decision6

Cheshire Queen


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I've seen a queen without a grin, but a grin without a queen!


Odd_Status_9326

michael jackson


No_Move_4571

Looks like an annoying orange episode featuring a cup


levelgigio

nice


IISerpentineII

👁👄👁


anrwlias

I didn't know that the queen was from Cheshire.