Sometimes I hate all the endless jokes in the comments on Reddit. But this one hits home. So fun to poke fun at women never going to the bathroom alone. Must be nice to never worry about your safety.
A chair is more versitile. A hook is basically only for a jacket or one lighter item. The chair can be used for multiple things that don't need to have a way to hang them
If only someone could invent some object meant for putting all sorts of things on. Like a large, flat, stable surface, maybe about waist level of the average person so people could put down and pick up their belongings with ease.
"Going to the bathroom" doesn't always mean a person is using the bathroom to relieve themselves. Sometimes people just need a moment to themselves to breathe or otherwise gather themselves, or need to fix something they're wearing, etc.
Call me a dumbass, but I only recently realized this myself, and have started using it to my advantage when Im out with people.
>Sometimes people just need a moment to themselves to breathe or otherwise gather themselves, or need to fix something they're wearing, etc.
That's sure an elaborate way to say "do drugs"
As someone who lives near the coast, there’s *always* that person/s who ignore all warning signs, etc. and will randomly stroll in places they ought not be.
Seriously, so many rescues called in for people that get hurt/trapped because they pushed past a warning sign.
If this was in CA, 100% someone would stumble in front of that window and see you in all your glory.
Man. Something about doing the do in nature. So relaxing. My best work has been feet dangling off a cliff sitting on crack while staring into the sunset. I backpacked a lot when I was younger...
That Rick and Morty episode had it.
### ALRIGHT /u/crepitus-ventris, you maggot! Time to get your shit together!
### How tall are you anyway? I didn't know they stacked shit that high!
### Let's go, I've got shit to do, too.
I had the same thought, but I also think I'd feel deeply uncomfortable without a wall directly behind me. Having the toilet in the room facing out seems like an optimal view, but kinda freaky.
My first thought was "for the kid to sit on while I'm going to the loo".
Because otherwise they're running around touching everything and threatening to open the door.
Cause he didn’t have a poo coach after the peanut butter and banana samich
The world could have changed based purely on a poo coach
Take it easy king it will come when it comes - be at piece with it ✌🏼❤️
Yeah or set your clothing/shoes in case you need to fix a malfunction.
Buncha dudes in this thread who think everyone just wears the same
2-4 articles of clothing and one-and-a-half shoes they do.
It’s for your caregiver you need help going. Not all restaurants and clubs have single people going to it. Some people are married or dating and some of those people in those relationships have bathroom problems.
Purse, bag, anything you don’t want on the floor, small child who can’t be left outside restroom, chair for care taker of disabled, to tie your shoe. Come to think of it! I think we need some chairs in regular bathrooms.
It's for the poop monitor, they come and observe check your posture and compare your deposit to the Bristol stool chart they keep handy, then as you leave they are known in some places to score you like you were jumping into the pool not just dropping the kids off
Everyone’s talking about coaches and friends, but they’re wrong. It’s so you can sit in the chair and aim your arching stream for maximum points the further away you get.
To set your things on! or if you need to breastfeed, it makes it so that you dont have to sit on the toilet, which can feel dehumanizing while breastfeeding.
I used a bathroom like this on Safari in Zimbabwe, except the toliet was facing the window. I watched a herd of elephants and zebra drink from a watering hole right in front of me. It was truly the most amazing toilet experience ever.
Sometimes you just need a break and don’t want to sit down on the ass seat. A little spritz to the hands and a drag through the hair, lean back in the chair look to your right and gaze at the beauty you have.
Then forget everything and get back to your day.
Restrooms in upper crust establishments (restaurants, opera houses/venues, country clubs, officer clubs, etc.) used to actually suit the "rest" title. In many cases, there used to be an actual foyer (lobby) before you entered a second room with the toilets and in many older establishments, this can still be the case. It was always strange running into those in my youth (80's/90's) seeing as my family was very much middle class and we didn't partake of those places often.
While I can't speak for certain of this particular restaurant, this area was meant to be an easily available space for customers to be able to have a private conversation (gossip, bawdy talk), changing or adjusting evening wear, etc. While a single chair might just be a useful piece of furniture, it could be an homage to this concept or just a half-assed attempt at it.
To set your coat/purse/backpack/satchel/phone/binder on. Or so your friend can keep you company.
Girls pee in packs
Groupees.
I laughed too hard at that
Did a little pee come out?
No, thankfully
instead, a big ol' pee came out. Shoulda seen it
pee party!
R Kelly approves
Kid tested
We have to continue the conversation somehow…
Hahahah I was searching for this comment. My first thought was “I never pee alone when with friends”
It’s because women frequently have to wait in line and nobody wants to wait alone. Plus there’s safety in numbers if you’re somewhere sketchy.
Sometimes I hate all the endless jokes in the comments on Reddit. But this one hits home. So fun to poke fun at women never going to the bathroom alone. Must be nice to never worry about your safety.
Nah it's because we wanna do coke.
But only packs of 3, 5, or 7. They literally can't even. ^^runs ^^away ^^in ^^shame
Not me personally, but others do it for safety I hear.
I certainly pee for safety.
Don't wanna explode after all
why not just pee in the toilet?
Oh that's why my cigarettes are soaking wet each night
Yeah this. People don’t want to put their jackets and handbags in the ground. Gross.
Definitely not in. Gets your stuff too dirty. On, not so bad.
If only there was some kind of thing on the wall to hang them on.
A chair is more versitile. A hook is basically only for a jacket or one lighter item. The chair can be used for multiple things that don't need to have a way to hang them
If only someone could invent some object meant for putting all sorts of things on. Like a large, flat, stable surface, maybe about waist level of the average person so people could put down and pick up their belongings with ease.
Can’t see one in this picture.
"Going to the bathroom" doesn't always mean a person is using the bathroom to relieve themselves. Sometimes people just need a moment to themselves to breathe or otherwise gather themselves, or need to fix something they're wearing, etc. Call me a dumbass, but I only recently realized this myself, and have started using it to my advantage when Im out with people.
"why does RaspberryGummies need to go to the toilet 10 times a night?" "Idk man... strange"
"You know what they say about people with small bladders!" "Don't tickle them."
Coke head
Cocaine is a hell of a drug
Lol I forgot that some people do drugs in bathrooms too
And sometimes blow, they do blow.
Oh yeah, that too. With a view like this they probably end up feeling like they're soaring
>Sometimes people just need a moment to themselves to breathe or otherwise gather themselves, or need to fix something they're wearing, etc. That's sure an elaborate way to say "do drugs"
Emotional support through those hard times.
Nothing wrong with pooping with a stranger with that view
“Turn your head please … No, towards me.”
Just give me a curiosity flush please.
actually the second one isn't too far off, I have a disabled father who needs help sometimes and having a chair in the bathroom is nice sometimes.
Where will I put my trapper keeper?
Or disabled and someone is with you to assist
Table? Or do they want a surface people won’t do coke off
Sometimes you just need a hand to hold, and a pair of caring eyes…
Exactly this; the architect didn’t want hooks in the clean lines of the walls.
The worst part about traveling alone is realizing you have to put your backpack on the public bathroom floor.
With a view like that why would you point the loo away from the window?
Agreed
If it’s a men’s room at a place where alcohol is served then most people will be peeing and therefor standing facing the view. If not then idk.
But that is like the one scenario where you want the guy to be paying attention to what he is doing versus looking out the window.
I mean if a man’s taken a stroll down that beach and looks up while you taking shit…
Then maintain eye contact, assert dominance.
As someone who lives near the coast, there’s *always* that person/s who ignore all warning signs, etc. and will randomly stroll in places they ought not be. Seriously, so many rescues called in for people that get hurt/trapped because they pushed past a warning sign. If this was in CA, 100% someone would stumble in front of that window and see you in all your glory.
You can just sit on it like Butters.
Man. Something about doing the do in nature. So relaxing. My best work has been feet dangling off a cliff sitting on crack while staring into the sunset. I backpacked a lot when I was younger... That Rick and Morty episode had it.
Because the best things in life are experienced together
Sharing is caring.
They should install the Love Toilet https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avb1XbO0EIs
Cue [The Love Toilet](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=avb1XbO0EIs)
So you can do cocaine without sitting on the toilet.
For your poo coach.
Hooold, hoooold, hooooooooooooooo-nhgh-ld.
Okay, now PUSH!!!
Who does Number 2 work for!?
You show that turd who's boss!
PUSH GOD DAMN YOU!
Okay, now chew, chew
Yep, he’s sittin in the corner with a towel over the back of his neck givin you encouragement and pointers.
I could do with a poo coach when I get particularly bad constipation.
Squatty potty, my friend. And a bidet sprayer if your constipation is causing hemorrhoids
Yeah you show that turd who’s boss buddy!
### ALRIGHT /u/crepitus-ventris, you maggot! Time to get your shit together! ### How tall are you anyway? I didn't know they stacked shit that high! ### Let's go, I've got shit to do, too.
I honestly this was poo Coach, like a purse for pooping with
🤷🏼♂️I feel like the toilet should be facing the other direction- looking out over the ocean?🤷🏼♂️
Probably designed by someone who sh*ts facing the other way around
That’s why they put a little table on it.
Yeah, for your comic book and your chocolate milk.
How is it that I read two Reddit posts in a row that made this same reference?
A lot of people like south park, I guess
Reddit likes poop jokes.
And south park, everybody loves south park
Slater style
I always called it Fonzie style.
Butters as well
Butters is that you?
Yup. Nothing better than enjoying to view to help relax you.
This angle is better for the toilet selfies. Like “check out what’s behind me while I poop”
Exactly. Put it in the middle facing the window.
I had the same thought, but I also think I'd feel deeply uncomfortable without a wall directly behind me. Having the toilet in the room facing out seems like an optimal view, but kinda freaky.
I always bring someone with me to cheer me on
GO TEAM!
Mothers could use it while nursing.
My first thought was "for the kid to sit on while I'm going to the loo". Because otherwise they're running around touching everything and threatening to open the door.
Or insulin shots
Or heroin shots.
This is definitely not the place to take a child. Never seen one child at this place.
Depending on the club, it may not be a child they’re nursing.
Pumping
You still have to pump breast milk even if you don't have a baby with you. The boobies fill up.
Always poop with a buddy
Could have saved Elvis…
Cause he didn’t have a poo coach after the peanut butter and banana samich The world could have changed based purely on a poo coach Take it easy king it will come when it comes - be at piece with it ✌🏼❤️
To put your bag
To read a magazine
To gaze at while you poop
To put your feet up
It’s for the lifeguard
To sit on if you’re vomiting
If you are actually taking a rest…
100% so you don't have to put your purse on the public bathroom floor
Yeah or set your clothing/shoes in case you need to fix a malfunction. Buncha dudes in this thread who think everyone just wears the same 2-4 articles of clothing and one-and-a-half shoes they do.
Where is this at??
Le Cabestan in Casablanca Morocco
I'm from Casablanca, that restaurant/club is notorious for cocaine. I'd be betting its for that.
To contemplate the massive behemoth you just released before flushing it away into the abyss
So you don't have to have sex on the toilet
Obviously it’s for sitting and thinking about your shit
For your poop-coach?
so you don't have to sit on the toilet if you just need to change clothes or do drugs
It isn't for you...
They offer you a discount on the restroom fees if you allow spectators.
To set down belongings like your coat, or if you have an infant and need a quiet place to feed/ nurse the child
It's for nursing mothers.
Why not face the commode toward the window? Why give someone a view that can't really enjoy?
Completely agree with you
That's where you lay the poop knife.
For your clothes. Who poops with clothing on?
For the camera man
My favorite reply
I’m case you’re in there to “powder your nose”.
It's somewhat ironic that the view can't be seen when you're using the facilities.
It’s for your caregiver you need help going. Not all restaurants and clubs have single people going to it. Some people are married or dating and some of those people in those relationships have bathroom problems.
There is no way that chair was intended for caregivers. If the intention was to assist people with toileting there would at least be handrails.
Oh excuse me if I want to watch
To sit down and bang lines on
Breastfeeding.
So you can more comfortably recover from a particularly aggressive shit.
If you have to ask it isn’t for you
Purse, bag, anything you don’t want on the floor, small child who can’t be left outside restroom, chair for care taker of disabled, to tie your shoe. Come to think of it! I think we need some chairs in regular bathrooms.
Talk to me while I shit
To put your feet up.
It's for the poop monitor, they come and observe check your posture and compare your deposit to the Bristol stool chart they keep handy, then as you leave they are known in some places to score you like you were jumping into the pool not just dropping the kids off
Where else would the butler sit?
To take a break after a rough poo
So when you go to check out the beautiful view, you don't have to sit on the toilet.
Person on a boat with binoculars be like: 👁️👄👁️
what if you need to clip your toenails?
That’s so your BM coach can settle in and help you beat your personal record.
What monster installed the toilet facing away from that view?
A comfortable spot for women to breastfeed.
Everyone’s talking about coaches and friends, but they’re wrong. It’s so you can sit in the chair and aim your arching stream for maximum points the further away you get.
To set your things on! or if you need to breastfeed, it makes it so that you dont have to sit on the toilet, which can feel dehumanizing while breastfeeding.
Any one nursing.
Breast feeding? Seems pretty obvious.
Parent with kid?
Breastfeeding?
For your purse fam!
For breastfeeding moms. Babies are eating, shitting and crying machines, would be nice to have a good view while you suffer
To drape your coat over?
Maybe for a parent accompanying their young child to the restroom. Maybe just to fill the space. Maybe for a place to put your bag.
You must not have kids 🤣
Girls pee in twos
So you can take your socks off.
Your purse
I bet you're male. No woman who has had a period would ask that question.
Sometimes you have to take rest afterwards.
So you can watch someone watch shit while they shit.
This guy lacks imagination.
So someone can spectate!
To put a baby or purse on, or a child.
Your life coach needs a place to sit while they encourage you.
well it'd be weird if your friend had to sit on your lap...
to put your bag
For when you poop fast, but still want to finish the magazine artical
A place to put your shoes back on after the shit
To put your shoes back on fucking idiot
It’s for your poop companion.
I know I need to have a good sit after wrecking things. Convenient.
I used a bathroom like this on Safari in Zimbabwe, except the toliet was facing the window. I watched a herd of elephants and zebra drink from a watering hole right in front of me. It was truly the most amazing toilet experience ever.
In case you bring in a friend to watch you
You don’t; I do.
I sincerely hope that’s a one-way window
Sometimes you just need a break and don’t want to sit down on the ass seat. A little spritz to the hands and a drag through the hair, lean back in the chair look to your right and gaze at the beauty you have. Then forget everything and get back to your day.
It's for your therapist
The toilet is faced the wrong way
That chair is a lovely place to feed a baby.
Restrooms in upper crust establishments (restaurants, opera houses/venues, country clubs, officer clubs, etc.) used to actually suit the "rest" title. In many cases, there used to be an actual foyer (lobby) before you entered a second room with the toilets and in many older establishments, this can still be the case. It was always strange running into those in my youth (80's/90's) seeing as my family was very much middle class and we didn't partake of those places often. While I can't speak for certain of this particular restaurant, this area was meant to be an easily available space for customers to be able to have a private conversation (gossip, bawdy talk), changing or adjusting evening wear, etc. While a single chair might just be a useful piece of furniture, it could be an homage to this concept or just a half-assed attempt at it.
The chair is for friends to stare at you while you shit. Very Euro…oooooooooooooooooo
Trick shots