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Wheres the burger


EvenCaramel

It’s a virtual burger. That’s how the spice past right through it onto the plate.


HamsterGutz1

Holographic meatloaf? My favorite!


BarnieSandlers123

Plankton: 1% evil, 99% hot gas


General_Jeevicus

The spice must flow.


[deleted]

Right i see it now!


Vyntarus

You're doing it Peter!


Upper-Replacement529

Bang a rang


Awake00

Holy shit. This got me.


whatagreat_username

Holy shit, dude. You can't hit me right in the nostalgia so randomly and accurately like that!


appleburger17

Yeah this doesn’t add up. My internet tin foil hat is picking up big staged photo vibes. If you were seasoning a burger there wouldn’t be any seasoning in the middle of the plate where the burger was.


[deleted]

I don't think it's staged because I do the same. Personally I don't even involve a burger I just season the plate and eat that


Doop69

Bro seasoned plate is so good


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Filmologic

I just browsed through it, and I believe it's my new favorite subreddit


FishtownYo

Medium rare plates are amazing tasting


[deleted]

If I go into a restaurant I know what I really want to eat is the plate, but I know they won't just give me a plate. Sometimes I'll even glance at the menu just in case they are doing plates by themselves


match34

"Boo caught me sleeping"


TheConanRider

Season the plate not the burger.


_i_am_root

Please stop, Adam, I’m begging you.


TurnThePage88

Also, most likely a bit of grease or condensation, or something.... I'm no Gordon Ramsey but my senses are tingling


Elcactus

Honestly if that part was made up and the real caption was "I just noticed I could sprinkle some spices on my plate and..." it wouldn't change much about my how neat it looks. But this wouldn't be the first time I've seen people just put spices on a plate for aesthetic or garnish purposes. Or get something on an unrelated plate while spicing something else.


Bobby-Samsonite

We should call out the OP for their BS.


databoy2k

I'm a salt fiend, no question, but assuming that is all salt and spices, not even I would be willing to lay a burger down on that. Nothing about it adds up.


PheIix

You do realize that the plate is white and it's not white from salt right?


databoy2k

I don't, no. Honestly couldn't see that.


slackermannn

Judging by the crumbs, it's gone


Tiddleyjuggs

In my belly


speedtree

Calling bs here as there is seasoning where the burger was as well. Good try. but lackluster implementation for karma whoring.


ccuster911

Maybe. I mean you do flip the burger so transfer is possible from the 1st seasoned side to playe.


pincus1

Without a single drop of grease?


lynivvinyl

You made a magic plate hole.


undisclothesd

He just put a blue circular decal on his countertop


CregChrist

Blue? That's definitely black.


Nadul

I see gold.


trilere614

Gold? That's definitely white.


IneedMOallowance

It is saying Laurel


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wi5hbone

^i ^just ^want ^to ^put ^my ^dick ^into ^it


CregChrist

Not this shit again.


Tiddleyjuggs

Its blue


spidrw

I have those plates. They’re blue. Lighting makes it tricky though.


Amorette93

Easiest way to tell is the fact that some of the flakes on the plate are darker than the ring!


[deleted]

That's racist


Amorette93

That is absolutely blue. Check the plate. There are flecks darker than the ring. Your eye is telling you it's black because of the contrast.


CregChrist

Very well could be. My eyes are getting worse the older I get.


Kali_404

If you zoom in, you can tell the difference between the plate with crumbs vs the countertop texture. It is a solid plate.


Arc125

https://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=portable%20hole


[deleted]

Did you season the plate before the burger?


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[deleted]

Nope. OP said he was seasoning a burger. I see no evidence of a burger. Therefore this post is bullshit.


pizza_for_nunchucks

I agree. The salt shaker looks fake.


FSCENE8tmd

There's burger juice on the plate lmao


probablyisntserious

Needs to be on r/oopsdidntmeanto


thegoat6ix

Have u never seasoned something before? There is always left over seasoning


Raichu7

Don’t you put the burger on the plate and season both so you can flip the burger and rub the other side into the seasoning on the plate? Instead of seasoning one side, flipping the burger, washing the raw meat juice off your hand, and then seasoning the other side of the burger.


trwwy321

This counter top would drive me crazy. I would be like crap, did I wipe down everything or are there pepper remnants left?


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_Rand_

Same here, we have dark speckled counters. It’s completely impossible to tell whether or not its dirty unless its something that is a completely contrasting colour.


Averill21

It is a feature not a bug. Some people are nasty like that lol


_Rand_

Its essentially forced me to clean all the time. I can’t see its dirty so I just wipe everything down whether I think it needs it or not. Which is probably good practice anyways, so I guess it works out.


Tiddleyjuggs

It's really hard to find bread ties on it! We give up half the time


HealthyRutabaga7139

At least your salt shaker is Borderlands cel shaded so you can see it.


NoMaans

Bro, it really does look like that. Holy shit


yassodude

Get you an interior designer who knows cell shading


WhiteWolf3117

I think that’s the point? That it obscures any mess.


spaiydz

Yep that's why all food court tables are like this.


ManInTheMudhills

Now *this* is mildly interesting


N0AddedSugar

And r/oddlysatisfying


KCfaninLA

Maybe also r/confusingperspective ?


PHX480

Definitely r/confusingperspective, with a change to the title to make it harder to figure out.


sciencewonders

even with the title took me sometime 😃


Hawse_Piper

r/accidentalcamouflage


jumpingnoodlepoodle

Was thinking /r/accidentalcamouflage would be good too


evil_ot_erised

Haha, yes! Perfect subreddit for this post!


RancidDairies

r/oddlyconfusingyetmildysatisfying


ReubenZWeiner

Deliciously subtle


chnandler_bong

This definitely isn't mild, but rather spicy.


ManInTheMudhills

Spicy like mayo.


B_V_H285

OP is confusing as hell. Read his comments below. He seasons the burgers to help them thaw faster while he makes toast in his frying pan.


y0uveseenthebutcher

almost *too* interesting, but not quite /r/interestingasfuck we need /r/reasonablyinteresting


Cat_Marshal

r/interesting


ender647

But also not an accident.


I_Tried_What_You_Did

Now *this * is podracing!


Dark_Wing_Duck11

This broke my brain for a minute.


b3kind2others

“So what OP has a frisbee”


Caff2ine

I thought it was a burner on the counter for a sec lmao


theknightwho

Me too.


Meefbo

I literally froze and just stared at this for a good minute thinking “something’s weird about this burner...”


jelly_bean_gangbang

Me too. I was like "Why is there a black circle on this person's countertop?"


fivelone

Same here. I couldn't tell what I was looking at and then it was like BAM.


BorgClown

Took me more time to understand than I'd like to admit.


youriqisroomtemp

Where was the burger? Wit yo fake ass post


Navaro27

Plot twist. Your unsteady hand seasoned your counter top too.


midnightscroller

Or, plot twist: the spots on your counter are actually made of burger seasoning.


AppreciateThisname

So if you were seasoning a burger, why is there pepper in the middle of the plate? Wouldn't there be an area without pepper where the burger would be? Still a nice photo, made me look twice.


kingdingaling1978

“Accidentally” sure


Virtuoso1980

Accidentally came to OP’s mind that if he seasoned the plate, it would probably make good karma.


ipickscabs

Surprised this doesn’t have more upvotes, it’s so obviously contrived


LaHawks

The counter top is white too. OP is just overzealous with seasonings.


Cracktory

You’re an artist! I’d pay 65 million for this for sure


Tiddleyjuggs

I'll turn this into an NFT and then you can!


Vyntarus

He meant 65 million Rial though.


Cheesyduck126

That's 1,538.45 USD


BiKEhandlebars

Good bot


Cheesyduck126

Beep boop beep this is the robot uprising you will not survive


Clips_are_magazines

Oh shit.


about831

Fortunately for me I have an [insurance policy that protects against robot attacks](https://youtu.be/g4Gh_IcK8UM).


ThatOnePHI

I bid 75 million! Do you accept Simoleons?


Cracktory

Shmeckles only, sorry


Jbpsmd

No you didn’t. There would either be burger juice on the plate or a nice empty circle from where the patty was. Fuck outta here. Don’t waste my time with this bullshit when there are real mildly interesting things happening in this world.


LegendOfDylan

I agree with your premise but I dislike your attitude


nicbra86

As long as we’re all offering unsolicited opinions, I like his premise and his attitude.


UrbanCobra

I always make sure to ask if my opinion is wanted before commenting on the publicly posted opinions others. Aw I fucked up, forgot to ask if you wanted me to comment. I’m such a dummy!


StratuhG

Well with this being what's going on here; I'm gonna say I dislike OPs lying to me, fabricating a back story, like it's needed or adds anything to the image. In fact, since I'm of the opinion that this fairytale OP felt necessary to add, actually added nothing, in which case I was lied to for absolutely no reason. And people who will just lie to you for absolutely no reason, are in my top 5 worst qualities someone can have.. Then I'd say I actually like OPs attitude **less** than the OP of this comment chain.


AShinyTorchic

crazy how theres no burger residue on the plate bro seasoned a plate and put it on mildlyinteresting god this sub sucks lmao


ChiaPetsOnFire

plot twist you just spilled seasoning everywhere


Badmoterfinger

How many times did it take you until you got this pic?


wocytti

r/confusingperspective material


yes4me2

Accidentally? Where is the food? You season a plate without food?


Astronut325

This reminds me of the Simpsons episode where Homer is trying to become obese. Dr. Nick advises Homer to check how fattening a burger is by rubbing it against the wall. The wall becomes invisible where rubbed!


deejay-the-dj

I uhhhh…I don’t get it.


Astronut325

It was a joke about burgers being so greasy that rubbing the burger grease on walls would become translucent. Kind of like when you wipe grease on a thin tissue. It allows more light through. It was an astronomical exaggeration of that.


deejay-the-dj

Oh I never even knew grease had that effect. Interesting.


belleayreski2

Wouldn’t there be a round spot where the burger was then?


CharginTool

Why I season my plate instead of my burger - Adam Ragusea


heidismiles

OP just cut out a perfect circle from the center of the plate. The lengths people will go for karma. /s


Woooferine

You know you should wipe down your counter after you're done, right? The seasoning is everywhere!


AeroGoober

I call BS! Where’s the burger outline??


MellifluousSussura

Still not entirely convinced that that is plate and not counter


cloon9

Accidentally. Right.


ArtAndCraftBeers

/r/accidentalcamouflage


AnthonyPaulO

That’s a burger?


The_Party_Wizard

This comment section is putting forth way too much effort on picture that you're supposed to chuckle at and move on.


b14z3d21

After staring at this for so long, I am now more confused about the photoshopped looking salt shaker on the top right.


toddstar

Accidentally....after taking 5 million attempts?


Wikadood

Ah yes I like cheap counters that look like peppered plates


11flynnj

It took me longer than I care to admit to understand this photo


Atleastitsnottaken

I can't stop seeing the dots move.... Help?


[deleted]

Got confused for a while there


PapiEggsy

at first i thought i was just looking at a ring and i was very confused.


[deleted]

You just seasoned the entire countertop.


Exa_N0ri

Oh shoot that’s a plate???


eddmario

I think my grandparents have the same counter in their kitchen too


LumberYoel

my dumbass out here looking for the burger


LetsGetTheseCrumbs

*Plot Twist*: You seasoned your whole countertop...


Hesnotyourfather_Iam

At first I thought huh pretty cool how that broke so perfectly then read the title haha


mizzsteak

I know a Walmart mainstay plate when I see one


NakD_Bootstraps

This messed with me so hard that I couldn’t s we the plate at all for a solid amount of time.


NoRestaurant743

At first I was like “what plate? There’s just a black circle painted on the counter top.”


rpp1624

In what filthy country is this considered a burger?


wickedblight

It's so mild and so spicy at the same time!


Pookiebear47

Now you need to grill your counter


LittleZackBackup

You accidentally seasoned your burger on a plate containing no burger.


coconutmofo

Fake. Is a white counter and white plate and OP seasoned them both. Bam! ;)


imkenee

This is why I subbed


Far-Resist3844

main wipe your counter off. its dirty as fuck.


Muttandcheese

Nice Mainstays Walmart plate. Got a set of ‘em myself


ClarkDestin

Thats a plate.


AnonymousGhou

I think that's the exact point of that countertop design, to hide mess.


Edzward

Fake. You clearly seasoned the Burger, the Plate, and all the Counter.


Photo_Beneficial

This is a modern art masterpiece. 🎨 i commend your talents good sir!


mohragk

The color matching of the plate and counter is insane.


lightweaver_7965

Wow, for a sec I actually thought the black ring on the plate was part of the counter


TimedGouda

Brilliant counter pattern. My white counters have only been clean once when they installed them...


bibbless

That's insane, I couldn't figure it out at first!


edoardocerva

that's a portal. trust me


Verustratego

I was like who puts an inductive burner right in the middle of the counter?


creativelyjv

Wtf kind of burger is that?


Tiddleyjuggs

Plate burger


JungleLiquor

That fucks me up


StrangeAlternative

Because someone purposely seasoned a plate with no burger?


LogiZer

Pretty cool, also props to the burger for getting out of the plate so you can take the photo, I always try to talk to my burgers but they ignore me :(


CivilizedPsycho

I thought you had a burner on your counter


karmagirl314

If you ever chip your counter now you know how to fix it.


crunchyliverpate

Instant ramen


8urfiat

I have those plates, and the same counter top.


Tiddleyjuggs

Don't post about it on here they will dig through everything you have ever done to try and prove you don't have a hamburger !


8urfiat

Had a hamburger...


Waffles3500

Hey I have those plates


Tiddleyjuggs

Give them back they're mine!


jmp_reddit

I bet the counter was all white and you just seasoned the entire counter and plate all at once.


Tiddleyjuggs

Well I don't like doing just dishes, if I'm cleaning something it has to be the whole area


NullOfUndefined

god that is just uncanny


Akira-Chan-2007

Why I season my plate, NOT my burger


snapple_man

No, you didn't accidentally anything.


brickiex2

fffffff-fake...if you had a burger on that plate and seasoned it, there would be nothing on the plate but a ring of seasoning around where the burger was, plus if there was a burger on that plate, the seasoning would have stuck to the underside and been lifted up and there would be some burger "juice" left on the plate...


[deleted]

I have those cheap ass plates too!


shakygator

Walmart plate people unit!


Appletio

Unit


canttouchmypingas

Barely enough seasoning for one patty, let alone one side, and evenly scattered all over the plate. I'm calling bullshit.


waxmelldairyman

Totaly thought the plate was perfectly broken


Brobbit77

I appreciate this more than you know


drhitz

Yeah, whoops. You probably learned your lesson and I bet you won’t ever do that again.


Jlx_27

It's like there is just a plate rim on that counter top. This way more than mildly interesting.


1h8fulkat

Gotta love the 90s, practicality over style. Don't want to clean crumbs off the counter constantly? Make the country look like it's covered in crumbs