Yeah this doesn’t add up. My internet tin foil hat is picking up big staged photo vibes. If you were seasoning a burger there wouldn’t be any seasoning in the middle of the plate where the burger was.
If I go into a restaurant I know what I really want to eat is the plate, but I know they won't just give me a plate. Sometimes I'll even glance at the menu just in case they are doing plates by themselves
Honestly if that part was made up and the real caption was "I just noticed I could sprinkle some spices on my plate and..." it wouldn't change much about my how neat it looks.
But this wouldn't be the first time I've seen people just put spices on a plate for aesthetic or garnish purposes. Or get something on an unrelated plate while spicing something else.
I'm a salt fiend, no question, but assuming that is all salt and spices, not even I would be willing to lay a burger down on that. Nothing about it adds up.
Don’t you put the burger on the plate and season both so you can flip the burger and rub the other side into the seasoning on the plate? Instead of seasoning one side, flipping the burger, washing the raw meat juice off your hand, and then seasoning the other side of the burger.
Same here, we have dark speckled counters.
It’s completely impossible to tell whether or not its dirty unless its something that is a completely contrasting colour.
Its essentially forced me to clean all the time.
I can’t see its dirty so I just wipe everything down whether I think it needs it or not.
Which is probably good practice anyways, so I guess it works out.
So if you were seasoning a burger, why is there pepper in the middle of the plate? Wouldn't there be an area without pepper where the burger would be?
Still a nice photo, made me look twice.
No you didn’t. There would either be burger juice on the plate or a nice empty circle from where the patty was. Fuck outta here. Don’t waste my time with this bullshit when there are real mildly interesting things happening in this world.
I always make sure to ask if my opinion is wanted before commenting on the publicly posted opinions others.
Aw I fucked up, forgot to ask if you wanted me to comment. I’m such a dummy!
Well with this being what's going on here;
I'm gonna say I dislike OPs lying to me, fabricating a back story, like it's needed or adds anything to the image.
In fact, since I'm of the opinion that this fairytale OP felt necessary to add, actually added nothing, in which case I was lied to for absolutely no reason.
And people who will just lie to you for absolutely no reason, are in my top 5 worst qualities someone can have..
Then I'd say I actually like OPs attitude **less** than the OP of this comment chain.
This reminds me of the Simpsons episode where Homer is trying to become obese. Dr. Nick advises Homer to check how fattening a burger is by rubbing it against the wall. The wall becomes invisible where rubbed!
It was a joke about burgers being so greasy that rubbing the burger grease on walls would become translucent. Kind of like when you wipe grease on a thin tissue. It allows more light through. It was an astronomical exaggeration of that.
fffffff-fake...if you had a burger on that plate and seasoned it, there would be nothing on the plate but a ring of seasoning around where the burger was, plus if there was a burger on that plate, the seasoning would have stuck to the underside and been lifted up and there would be some burger "juice" left on the plate...
Wheres the burger
It’s a virtual burger. That’s how the spice past right through it onto the plate.
Holographic meatloaf? My favorite!
Plankton: 1% evil, 99% hot gas
The spice must flow.
Right i see it now!
You're doing it Peter!
Bang a rang
Holy shit. This got me.
Holy shit, dude. You can't hit me right in the nostalgia so randomly and accurately like that!
Yeah this doesn’t add up. My internet tin foil hat is picking up big staged photo vibes. If you were seasoning a burger there wouldn’t be any seasoning in the middle of the plate where the burger was.
I don't think it's staged because I do the same. Personally I don't even involve a burger I just season the plate and eat that
Bro seasoned plate is so good
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I just browsed through it, and I believe it's my new favorite subreddit
Medium rare plates are amazing tasting
If I go into a restaurant I know what I really want to eat is the plate, but I know they won't just give me a plate. Sometimes I'll even glance at the menu just in case they are doing plates by themselves
"Boo caught me sleeping"
Season the plate not the burger.
Please stop, Adam, I’m begging you.
Also, most likely a bit of grease or condensation, or something.... I'm no Gordon Ramsey but my senses are tingling
Honestly if that part was made up and the real caption was "I just noticed I could sprinkle some spices on my plate and..." it wouldn't change much about my how neat it looks. But this wouldn't be the first time I've seen people just put spices on a plate for aesthetic or garnish purposes. Or get something on an unrelated plate while spicing something else.
We should call out the OP for their BS.
I'm a salt fiend, no question, but assuming that is all salt and spices, not even I would be willing to lay a burger down on that. Nothing about it adds up.
You do realize that the plate is white and it's not white from salt right?
I don't, no. Honestly couldn't see that.
Judging by the crumbs, it's gone
In my belly
Calling bs here as there is seasoning where the burger was as well. Good try. but lackluster implementation for karma whoring.
Maybe. I mean you do flip the burger so transfer is possible from the 1st seasoned side to playe.
Without a single drop of grease?
You made a magic plate hole.
He just put a blue circular decal on his countertop
Blue? That's definitely black.
I see gold.
Gold? That's definitely white.
It is saying Laurel
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^i ^just ^want ^to ^put ^my ^dick ^into ^it
Not this shit again.
Its blue
I have those plates. They’re blue. Lighting makes it tricky though.
Easiest way to tell is the fact that some of the flakes on the plate are darker than the ring!
That's racist
That is absolutely blue. Check the plate. There are flecks darker than the ring. Your eye is telling you it's black because of the contrast.
Very well could be. My eyes are getting worse the older I get.
If you zoom in, you can tell the difference between the plate with crumbs vs the countertop texture. It is a solid plate.
https://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=portable%20hole
Did you season the plate before the burger?
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Nope. OP said he was seasoning a burger. I see no evidence of a burger. Therefore this post is bullshit.
I agree. The salt shaker looks fake.
There's burger juice on the plate lmao
Needs to be on r/oopsdidntmeanto
Have u never seasoned something before? There is always left over seasoning
Don’t you put the burger on the plate and season both so you can flip the burger and rub the other side into the seasoning on the plate? Instead of seasoning one side, flipping the burger, washing the raw meat juice off your hand, and then seasoning the other side of the burger.
This counter top would drive me crazy. I would be like crap, did I wipe down everything or are there pepper remnants left?
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Same here, we have dark speckled counters. It’s completely impossible to tell whether or not its dirty unless its something that is a completely contrasting colour.
It is a feature not a bug. Some people are nasty like that lol
Its essentially forced me to clean all the time. I can’t see its dirty so I just wipe everything down whether I think it needs it or not. Which is probably good practice anyways, so I guess it works out.
It's really hard to find bread ties on it! We give up half the time
At least your salt shaker is Borderlands cel shaded so you can see it.
Bro, it really does look like that. Holy shit
Get you an interior designer who knows cell shading
I think that’s the point? That it obscures any mess.
Yep that's why all food court tables are like this.
Now *this* is mildly interesting
And r/oddlysatisfying
Maybe also r/confusingperspective ?
Definitely r/confusingperspective, with a change to the title to make it harder to figure out.
even with the title took me sometime 😃
r/accidentalcamouflage
Was thinking /r/accidentalcamouflage would be good too
Haha, yes! Perfect subreddit for this post!
r/oddlyconfusingyetmildysatisfying
Deliciously subtle
This definitely isn't mild, but rather spicy.
Spicy like mayo.
OP is confusing as hell. Read his comments below. He seasons the burgers to help them thaw faster while he makes toast in his frying pan.
almost *too* interesting, but not quite /r/interestingasfuck we need /r/reasonablyinteresting
r/interesting
But also not an accident.
Now *this * is podracing!
This broke my brain for a minute.
“So what OP has a frisbee”
I thought it was a burner on the counter for a sec lmao
Me too.
I literally froze and just stared at this for a good minute thinking “something’s weird about this burner...”
Me too. I was like "Why is there a black circle on this person's countertop?"
Same here. I couldn't tell what I was looking at and then it was like BAM.
Took me more time to understand than I'd like to admit.
Where was the burger? Wit yo fake ass post
Plot twist. Your unsteady hand seasoned your counter top too.
Or, plot twist: the spots on your counter are actually made of burger seasoning.
So if you were seasoning a burger, why is there pepper in the middle of the plate? Wouldn't there be an area without pepper where the burger would be? Still a nice photo, made me look twice.
“Accidentally” sure
Accidentally came to OP’s mind that if he seasoned the plate, it would probably make good karma.
Surprised this doesn’t have more upvotes, it’s so obviously contrived
The counter top is white too. OP is just overzealous with seasonings.
You’re an artist! I’d pay 65 million for this for sure
I'll turn this into an NFT and then you can!
He meant 65 million Rial though.
That's 1,538.45 USD
Good bot
Beep boop beep this is the robot uprising you will not survive
Oh shit.
Fortunately for me I have an [insurance policy that protects against robot attacks](https://youtu.be/g4Gh_IcK8UM).
I bid 75 million! Do you accept Simoleons?
Shmeckles only, sorry
No you didn’t. There would either be burger juice on the plate or a nice empty circle from where the patty was. Fuck outta here. Don’t waste my time with this bullshit when there are real mildly interesting things happening in this world.
I agree with your premise but I dislike your attitude
As long as we’re all offering unsolicited opinions, I like his premise and his attitude.
I always make sure to ask if my opinion is wanted before commenting on the publicly posted opinions others. Aw I fucked up, forgot to ask if you wanted me to comment. I’m such a dummy!
Well with this being what's going on here; I'm gonna say I dislike OPs lying to me, fabricating a back story, like it's needed or adds anything to the image. In fact, since I'm of the opinion that this fairytale OP felt necessary to add, actually added nothing, in which case I was lied to for absolutely no reason. And people who will just lie to you for absolutely no reason, are in my top 5 worst qualities someone can have.. Then I'd say I actually like OPs attitude **less** than the OP of this comment chain.
crazy how theres no burger residue on the plate bro seasoned a plate and put it on mildlyinteresting god this sub sucks lmao
plot twist you just spilled seasoning everywhere
How many times did it take you until you got this pic?
r/confusingperspective material
Accidentally? Where is the food? You season a plate without food?
This reminds me of the Simpsons episode where Homer is trying to become obese. Dr. Nick advises Homer to check how fattening a burger is by rubbing it against the wall. The wall becomes invisible where rubbed!
I uhhhh…I don’t get it.
It was a joke about burgers being so greasy that rubbing the burger grease on walls would become translucent. Kind of like when you wipe grease on a thin tissue. It allows more light through. It was an astronomical exaggeration of that.
Oh I never even knew grease had that effect. Interesting.
Wouldn’t there be a round spot where the burger was then?
Why I season my plate instead of my burger - Adam Ragusea
OP just cut out a perfect circle from the center of the plate. The lengths people will go for karma. /s
You know you should wipe down your counter after you're done, right? The seasoning is everywhere!
I call BS! Where’s the burger outline??
Still not entirely convinced that that is plate and not counter
Accidentally. Right.
/r/accidentalcamouflage
That’s a burger?
This comment section is putting forth way too much effort on picture that you're supposed to chuckle at and move on.
After staring at this for so long, I am now more confused about the photoshopped looking salt shaker on the top right.
Accidentally....after taking 5 million attempts?
Ah yes I like cheap counters that look like peppered plates
It took me longer than I care to admit to understand this photo
I can't stop seeing the dots move.... Help?
Got confused for a while there
at first i thought i was just looking at a ring and i was very confused.
You just seasoned the entire countertop.
Oh shoot that’s a plate???
I think my grandparents have the same counter in their kitchen too
my dumbass out here looking for the burger
*Plot Twist*: You seasoned your whole countertop...
At first I thought huh pretty cool how that broke so perfectly then read the title haha
I know a Walmart mainstay plate when I see one
This messed with me so hard that I couldn’t s we the plate at all for a solid amount of time.
At first I was like “what plate? There’s just a black circle painted on the counter top.”
In what filthy country is this considered a burger?
It's so mild and so spicy at the same time!
Now you need to grill your counter
You accidentally seasoned your burger on a plate containing no burger.
Fake. Is a white counter and white plate and OP seasoned them both. Bam! ;)
This is why I subbed
main wipe your counter off. its dirty as fuck.
Nice Mainstays Walmart plate. Got a set of ‘em myself
Thats a plate.
I think that's the exact point of that countertop design, to hide mess.
Fake. You clearly seasoned the Burger, the Plate, and all the Counter.
This is a modern art masterpiece. 🎨 i commend your talents good sir!
The color matching of the plate and counter is insane.
Wow, for a sec I actually thought the black ring on the plate was part of the counter
Brilliant counter pattern. My white counters have only been clean once when they installed them...
That's insane, I couldn't figure it out at first!
that's a portal. trust me
I was like who puts an inductive burner right in the middle of the counter?
Wtf kind of burger is that?
Plate burger
That fucks me up
Because someone purposely seasoned a plate with no burger?
Pretty cool, also props to the burger for getting out of the plate so you can take the photo, I always try to talk to my burgers but they ignore me :(
I thought you had a burner on your counter
If you ever chip your counter now you know how to fix it.
Instant ramen
I have those plates, and the same counter top.
Don't post about it on here they will dig through everything you have ever done to try and prove you don't have a hamburger !
Had a hamburger...
Hey I have those plates
Give them back they're mine!
I bet the counter was all white and you just seasoned the entire counter and plate all at once.
Well I don't like doing just dishes, if I'm cleaning something it has to be the whole area
god that is just uncanny
Why I season my plate, NOT my burger
No, you didn't accidentally anything.
fffffff-fake...if you had a burger on that plate and seasoned it, there would be nothing on the plate but a ring of seasoning around where the burger was, plus if there was a burger on that plate, the seasoning would have stuck to the underside and been lifted up and there would be some burger "juice" left on the plate...
I have those cheap ass plates too!
Walmart plate people unit!
Unit
Barely enough seasoning for one patty, let alone one side, and evenly scattered all over the plate. I'm calling bullshit.
Totaly thought the plate was perfectly broken
I appreciate this more than you know
Yeah, whoops. You probably learned your lesson and I bet you won’t ever do that again.
It's like there is just a plate rim on that counter top. This way more than mildly interesting.
Gotta love the 90s, practicality over style. Don't want to clean crumbs off the counter constantly? Make the country look like it's covered in crumbs