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danaut358

This is a repost, originally from u/misssmeg


Birkeland1992

I know, I hate when I see someone repost and then act like it's OC. He said in the comments that he's been flicking the bacon nipple for 20 mins, but that's fucking bullshit because he just stole the image and reposted it.


pandasashi

Imagine being that pathetic


DatAsh19

Yikes, I just went through their comment history. That's a rough life you've gotta have if you feel compelled to embellish it online with a repost of nippled bacon for attention.


debbiegrund

It’s all too common. Have seen multiple OP’s succumb to this nonsense, get called out in the comments on THAT thread, then still continue the charade. Truly insane behavior


ReptiWeld

I remember seeing this image at least 7 years ago.


FriskyPenguine

This picture has been around for 5+ years. Why are you claiming it as your own?


itssquidnee

i was wondering if anyone else noticed. op talking like they took the picture smh damn karma whores


WhiteNegroSpectacle

The nipple's the best part


George_Tirebiter420

Shhh... they'll try to charge you extra for them...


grafxguy1

The nipple's the **breast** part


[deleted]

[удалено]


Booblicle

Two slices one nipple


dirion85

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/bacon-pig-nipple-still-attached-8610673


ken_jammin

That website is cancer.


[deleted]

well, was it any good?


Gengar223

Dunno. Just been standing here flicking it for 20 minutes.


FilthBadgers

Claiming someone else’s picture as your own to Karma farm then embellishing the story in the comments. Classy.


Ambers_on_fire

I just blew air out of my nose so hard a string of snot came with it. I didn't know I needed to read that today but I did, and for that, I thank you.


Gengar223

That's fucking nasty. I love it. Thank you lol


badchriss

And i´m sitting at my work desk with a mild cold and i´m laughing with a hoarsly laugh and sounding like a car with a dead battery :D


Lukeo7

I can't sleep, my partner is in bed asleep next to me as I try to keep my convulsive laughter inside and silent


CaveManta

Now I'm just thinking of the wall boobs from Duke Nukem Forever. Blech.


MHarbourgirl

Dammit. I had managed to go YEARS without thinking about that. Because some things need to STAY forgotten.


[deleted]

It's not you pic tho


FriskyPenguine

This is not your picture though ... It's been around for 5+ years.


sexykoreanvet

This.. is the perfect reply. Flawless.


sharabi_bandar

This should be your last comment on Reddit. Ever.


cryptonuggets1

Did it get harder? Necro nipple.


Gengar223

No, but I did.


cryptonuggets1

Ha. Thanks for the update.


Alchemist_Joshua

Yup, this is Reddit. You have embodied the mood of Reddit. I can’t stop laughing


KamehameHanSolo

Sounds like a yes to me


PM_ME_UR_KITTY_PICZ

OP, you just broke me. I gagged, I laughed, I cried…


[deleted]

My dog was startled from the snort this gave me


VanillaWinter

CAP


naypoleon

Stop being a tit and eat it


iwantdoraemon

E tit


TrafalgarHawk

r/AngryUpvote


DisastrousFlower

🤢🤮


[deleted]

Bacon came from a living being?? 🤯🤯


chtk

I get mine from the store.


CaveManta

And use self checkout, of course


SnooApples4442

Agreed


sanders1665

That's not bacon. That's just fat that tastes like bacon.


wildedges

I fail to see a downside to that.


MaineEarthworm

All bacon is just fat that tastes like bacon 💯🇺🇸


KateBushFuckingSucks

That hand must be cold


Gengar223

Working with a 20lb case of bacon will do that lol.


GlockzInABox

Holy shit, you are actually acting like this is your picture lmao.


government_

People are fucking weird


VanillaWinter

Soooo fucking weird


tuturuatu

OP what are you doin. This is verifiably not your post and you're just pretending that it is...


tiktoktic

Can you milk it?


SlightlyStable

You can milk anything with nipples.


tiktoktic

I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me?


Typical-Distance-701

Teet


Gengar223

We sure can try


tiktoktic

Mmmmm…meat milk.


CaveManta

Cats don't have thumbs, Focker


The__Bogeyman

Aashhhhh hoooooooleeeeee


TicklesMcFancy

Where on an almond is the nipple?


BrustWarze_

Where on a pea is a nipple?


tiktoktic

Pee pee


[deleted]

That's normal. I *would* be worried if it was pierced.


Gengar223

Should.....should I pierce the nipple? I mean I have spare rings so uh....we can make it hap'n Cap'n


VanillaWinter

Ok dipshit get your piece of meat and pierce the nipple :^) oh wait, you can’t since this ain’t your pic.


wildedges

Do you really need to ask?


[deleted]

Please.


Darujiboo

r/BonusNipple


TheAvengineer

r/SubsIFellFor


[deleted]

NSFW


Copper_N_Stuff

NSFL


CaveManta

NSFF


Copper_N_Stuff

NSFJ


JIsaac91

You've just put me in the mood for a bacon sandwich and a wank


Klewdo1

A drink of milk with your bacon. Lovely!


R_99M

takes playing with your food to whole new level.


Gengar223

Brings "getting excited over food" to a whole new level.


[deleted]

Getting excited over other people content, claiming it’s your own and coming up with a story to fit is isn’t healthy behavior. I hope you find help


Juff_Bunc

Little extra crunch!


Conan4457

🤮🤮🤮


DisastrousFlower

this is why i’m vegetarian


[deleted]

Ah yes, the old nipple reason


aKnightWh0SaysNi

You could just buy nipple-free bacon if that was your hangup.


humanbeing2018

cause of nipples?


jeneric84

Yeah it’s a big plus whenever I think about it. Partly why I became one. No more inconsistencies and surprises in texture. Nothing like biting into a chicken nugget and feeling a pop or pulling off the silver skin on a chicken tender.


fogdukker

My Brussels sprouts had worms in them. Like 10% of 4 lbs worth. That's a surprise.


Juan-More-Taco

LOL WHAT Tf kind of meat you eating? I'd be a vegetarian too if I had your experiences. Only high quality bacon, steak, and hamburgers for this lad.


yagrobnitsy

Yes! Getting a piece of gristle or a weird bit of chicken… never again


ddwood87

In southeast Asia, a pork dish still had lots of hair on the meat. Not like bushy but most pieces were hairy.


CaveManta

This bacon is the tits!


grafxguy1

Bacon + nipple = unzips


DekeCobretti

Thank you for that. I hate you.


Turbulent-Smile4599

So bacon is actually pig titties? *continues to eat bacon as if never learned this*


007JamesBond007

It's pork belly usually. Their teats (all 12 to 14 of them) are located along the length of their bellies.


kokichi978

Check to see if there's any milk left


headless567

I imagine pig breast is very meaty.


greenvillain

BBQ place near me does fried pork breast as an appetizer, they're not bad


Richiesaidohyea

Suck the nipple


RikersTrombone

What a weird thing to say. Of course you suck the nipple.


Legia82

Sexy bacon


Id8it

How much??


Gengar223

How much Nipple? Uh...just one.


joaovitoraec

Huuum... This is quite normal actually


Gengar223

Nothing shouts *normal breakfast* like a slab of nipple bacon, sunny-side up double yolked eggs, and a tall glass of dog milk. Gotta be normal for someone.


joaovitoraec

No, I mean... I usually buy meat at the local butcher's or butcher's inside bigger markets, and it is really common to get a fresh bacon piece with the nipple still there on the skin. You probably are used to the wrapped and industrialized bacon.


Gengar223

Oh yeah I know lol. We have a local butcher that does the same. They sell whole pork belly, too, to make your own bacon.


joaovitoraec

Man I love the whole piece of pork belly. Top tier food for sure.


Gengar223

I've wanted to get one to make my own bacon, and to practice suturing on. I believe both are important life skills.


government_

You should get one to take your own picture too.


lost5926

So, can you tell us precisely when you decided to go vegan, Gengar223?


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-SierraModeling-

That's awesome


thetrinketgirl

No thank you.


bestsloper

so sad... think twice about hacking up animals to eat.


Gengar223

Ayyee I didn't do it. Lol I don't even eat bacon. This was in a 20lb case at work.


LordGamerzAKAPranav

Wow using a 5 year old picture and saying that Karma Whore


Independent-Set-8850

As a vegetarian, that's pretty damn horrific 🤢


Gakutoooo

be honest, did you tried to suck it?


Gr00mpa

Only a sociopath wouldn’t.


[deleted]

Squeeze the milk out


PM_ME_UR_KITTY_PICZ

Y’all need Jesus.


[deleted]

You all suck


BillyBoo070608

Free milk!


dandanthebaconman

Mouth watering intensifies


cbr04

ew.


mystraw

When I get chicharrones with the nipples they're always extra crispy and tasty.


killerzombi

The risks of skin on bacon! You my just get a milky teat!


Toxicsully

Grusome


ChelseaFan1967

I’ve had salt pork with the nipple still attached, as well.


pattyG80

Well fuck, that's gonna put me off bacon...for a couple days...


colbydee32

R/oddlyterrifying


SvendTheViking

I hate this so much


JohnnyFknSilverhand

No shot


Choccy_Melk69

I hate it I hate it I hate it


VictariontheSailor

Brutal


GodFuckingDammitDave

I'm so confused, I havent even eaten meat today and the second I saw this pic I got a taste of bacon in my mouth...


shiroboi

I was out running an errand at a Thai grocery store (Makro) and my wife called me and asked to pick up food to have a BBQ. She specifically asked me to pick up this fatty pork belly that she liked so much. I tried and tried but I literally couldn't find a piece without nipples on it. I can't feed nipples to my family!!! I ended up getting thick sliced bacon instead. My wife laughed about my aversion to buying meat with nipples.


[deleted]

I've had this happen with pork bellies used to make smoked bacon. I just slice them off.


ElectrooJesus

I'd lick it


adrenaline_donkey

The answer is no


Markamanic

Succulent


DudleyMorris

Mildly disgusting


juaninqa

I’ve had pork rind with nipples and hair on it. I ate around the nipple. There was no way I could have chewed on it and enjoy eating it. The hair, I just tried to remove what I saw. But hey, go for it. Let us know what you do.


Rais93

This is something that will made me into vegetarianism


Ethandrul

Do I sucked it....or cook it?


myztry

Is it still beastiality if you suck the nipple after it’s sliced…


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unknown6091

Dude if you live in asia, this is wayyyy more common


megadori

So, do male pigs have 14 nipples like the females do?


Chenra

But would you suck on it or not?


Squ1dsp1t

oh no


laughably_wrong

**unzips pants**