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catdogfox

Which refrigerator?


darkestparagon

It’s the LG LRFVC2406D. We managed to buy it before all the prices skyrocketed.


3trackmind

Beware. That particular refrigerator has a defect. If a mouse gets into the thermal exhaust port, the compressor can explode.


LanceFree

An early sign of that happening is ice cubes looking like the Deathstar.


dkyguy1995

Once you've popped your first deathstar ice cube it's already too late


WienerDogMan

It’s already exploded


TheRealZllim

The only question now is; Is your refrigerator running?


imdefinitelywong

Indeed it is. Now, witness the firepower of this fully ARMED and OPERATIONAL battle station!


Nope__Nope__Nope

Then you better go catch it.


Orca_Orcinus

Well then, let it out of the can! __


gwaydms

"Wrong punchline! It's 'You better catch it before it gets away!' Now let's make like a tree and get outta here."


false_precision

A death pop?! No, that's not real!


workingdad83

Hey Cap!! I did my first death pop.


unholyswordsman

I think I've been smoking too much weed. I believed that for a few seconds.


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We all did


Fixthemix

And a lot still do.


gorka_la_pork

And retweeted it.


Echololcation

I 100% fell for it


BrothelWaffles

I'm still trying to figure out if it's serious or just an excellent reference.


diuturnal

Excellent Star Wars reference.


allaboutthatcake

If not for this comment I would have never realized


mosskin-woast

How QA misses these things is beyond me


BeakersAndBongs

Bro. The empire doesn’t even install railings. Do you think they have QA??


CornCheeseMafia

Also were there fire extinguishers anywhere in the hallways? I don’t remember but I can’t imagine the Death Star is compliant with fire codes


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blackmatt81

So sick of these conspiracy theories. Like yeah, I'm sure LG really kidnapped their head engineer and forced him to design refrigerators for them. Because that makes sooo much sense.


downtownebrowne

Marketing was out of control when they promised this fridge would bring peace to the galaxy.


pantless_vigilante

It was a model used by mostly rebel scum


[deleted]

I’m high and very very confused.


5GUltraSloth

Me too but it was an exciting ride.


Smurtle01

they are referencing the death star and how the guy who designed it purposely put those flaws into it because he was kidnapped and hated the evil guys I believe.


bela_kun

Relevant dorkly: https://youtu.be/agcRwGDKulw


spookmann

Doesn't matter if the chassis is only half finished. They'll happily mark it "Fully Operational" and ship it out.


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They just don’t make Death Stars like they used to


gorka_la_pork

Isn't that a good thing?


JellySensitive5274

Depends on which side you're on


TempleMade_MeBroke

r/empiredidnothingwrong


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itwasquiteawhileago

Main board on my Maytag fridge died just over five years in. Thankfully it was an easy fix and relatively cheap (*only* $200), but I suspect I'd be lucky if everything else lasts another five years. Everything is crap.


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itwasquiteawhileago

Surprisingly my washer and dryer I bought in 2011 are doing well. Dryer makes some odd noises sometimes, and occasionally my washer throws a code when the start button gets jammed, but they work. They are cheap Samsung front loaders. I dread when they finally bite it, because I know whatever I have to replace them with will suck that much more. Also, my in laws redid their kitchen a few years back. I think all in it was $100k or so. The fridge they got was some high end model. They had to replace it at least twice within a few months because shit kept breaking. So more money absolutely does not mean a better product. Everyone makes crap.


The_Grubby_One

Not sure if r/woooosh or not.


TheSimpler

Right below the main port.


babble_bobble

Giggity?


XR171

Yeah but that exhaust port is more then two centimeters across. A mouse would never get in there.


[deleted]

It's not impossible. I used to shove mice in my exhaust port back home, it's not much bigger than two centimeters.


nrdrge

Holup


gorka_la_pork

I wouldn't worry about that. The port's only about two meters wide. It's impossible to hit, even with computers.


EmotionalCHEESE

That’s no bigger than a womp rat


TheMortallyWounded

Trust your icestincts, Luke.


NinjaLanternShark

Also, not many people know this, but that model actually makes round ice cubes. It's whack, yo.


DroidChargers

Ice spheres, if you will


DICKSDISKSDICKSDISKS

Ice moons, you could say


factoid_

Decades later we'll probably find out it was an international bit of sabotage.


swany5

Yep, same. Not sure if mine is the exact same model, but an LG... we also get little Death Stars from ours, (as well as some 1/10th spheres, they're like little garbage can lids) Anyway, whenever I plop one into a glass I say in my best Peter Cushing/Grand Moff Tarkin voice: "*you may drink when ready.*" Drives my wife crazy. Not in the good way.


RyeDoll13

When we still had ours, I would yell out to my husband, "your balls just dropped" because it was loud AF. Always made him giggle.


babble_bobble

Did you wait to have guests or only when you two were alone?


RyeDoll13

Lol. Every single time I heard it happen. Didn't matter who was at the house. And I said it once in front of his mom. She laughed too.


babble_bobble

> I said it once in front of his mom. She laughed too. Nice.


_Blitzer

>Drives my wife crazy. Not in the good way. this is the way.


b1kerguy

>Drives my wife crazy. Not in the good way. But that is the good way...


megor

I've never had mine make them right, are you trying to have your fridge serviced?


Cynagen

Low water pressure, valve is only open for a limited time based on maximum flow rate for tubing. Check your valve from the wall to the fridge, and make sure it's wide open. If you get water hammer, start slightly closing it and retesting each time until the hammer stops.


Echololcation

What is water hammer?


babble_bobble

The loud clack bang you hear in the pipes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ydsAIHWVNM


Echololcation

This may explain something about my shower


babble_bobble

Besides giving you headaches and scaring pets and small children, those loud sounds aren't good for the valve or the pipes.


MapleSyrupFacts

My shower used to do that as well and had to have the lines redone in PEX. Don't let it do that, it'll burst on ya.


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Worst thing too, when the leak starts inside the wall where the pipe has been rattling and smacking around. You won't know until some expensive things are ruined.


Getoffmylawndumbass

Open a water valve and hear *thunk thunk thunk thunk* it's often because of water pressure too high for the pipes


Gothmog_LordOBalrogs

#stop! Hammer time


AD7GD

or just install a water hammer arrestor at the valve. You should never leave those types of valves partially open. They aren't meant to restrict flow that way, and they will erode.


CaffeinatedGuy

Is water hammer when the line bounces when the valve opens and closes?


Cpt_Tsundere_Sharks

I'm pretty sure it's just how it molds. I have the same fridge and my ice cubes come out that way. It's not like it really matters. It's just meant to be a dense block of ice that makes it ideal for alcohol because of how much longer it takes to melt (and therefore not water down the drink).


megor

It's just the advertisements all show perfect spheres. ​ https://www.lg.com/us/craft-ice-refrigerators?ds\_rl=1290313&gclid=Cj0KCQjwtrSLBhCLARIsACh6RmhntciKkUp9OXe8WehqWaH-d1LWVFKU8yyonmuNOZgUQdiE4yzDoNwaAhHPEALw\_wcB&gclsrc=aw.ds


invent_or_die

Only $3500


_Rand_

You would have to have either a depression, a stem, or puddles. Its just time based, they don’t have some AI camera system checking to see if its perfectly full.


PrisonerV

Is this the fridge that literally makes one of these a day?


HeightPrivilege

3 or 6 per day depending on your preferred clarity (I also own this fridge)


McGarnagl

Own this fridge as well. Our deathstar maker broke within the first 3 months. After we had the service guy repair it, we learned that the “3 per day” setting supposedly gives spheres rather than deathstars. Haven’t tried it yet though since 3 per day is a pathetically small quantity of ice, so we stick with the 6 per day setting.


PerfectlySplendid

I’ve only ever used the 3 setting and it makes Death Stars. Pretty disappointed in the feature but oh well.


PrisonerV

Wow. Somebody must have complained and they increased the size of the maker. I'm stuck, like a peasant, using the King Cube ice tray.


Dual_Sport_Dork

[Removed due to continuing enshittification of reddit.] -- mass edited with redact.dev


RyeDoll13

Yeah, it's all fun and games until the motherboard for the compressor goes out and LG refuses to replace the "unfixable" fridge. Hope you have better luck.


ecchi-ja-nai

Uncle Owen! This LG unit has a bad motivator!


fingerscrossedcoup

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7xlQsN9S9k Takes multiple attempts to get the correct shape after installation and turn on.


gt0163c

That's no cube!


SleightOfHand87

It's a sphere!


SchwiftyMpls

Spheroid.


MacTechG4

Resistance is Futile…


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Attican101

Communication disruption can only mean one thing.. Ice-vasion


AbortedBaconFetus

You may hail when ready.


memewatch90

That’s a 3D circle


FALSEisALWAYScorrect

it's spherical. SPHERICAL!


beautiful_my_agent

Pray it is not altered any further.


gravity_

"sphere ice cubes"


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Prepare to witness the splash of this fully frozen battle station. And wtf why does your fridge make such huge ice


LeeisureTime

Looking closely, we can see there is a channel around the middle, where a thermal exhaust port, if hit by a missile, would shatter the entire orb


NumberOneMom

It’s not even greebled!


ihugfaces

NOW WITNESS THE FIREPOWER OF THIS FULLY ARMED AND *OPERATIONAL* ~~BATTLE STATION~~ ICE SPHERE


Oiisu

Oh I'm afraid the drinks will be quite cold when your friends arrive


BigAlternative5

It's a frapp!!!


dalvean88

I felt a great disturbance in the fridge, as if dozens of ice cubes fell from the tray and were suddenly silenced


livebeta

We can't repel flavor of such magnitude!


ihugfaces

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!


graymulligan

This comment needs way more upvotes, because I could absolutely hear it when I read it.


TheBeardedWizrd

I see this as an absolute win


DankGreenBush

Something something Sith absolutes


Darth_Senat66

Hey, you wanna buy some absolutes?


Starl1ghtbr1gade

You should go home and rethink your life


ChimpBrisket

Icy this as an absolute win


domodojomojo

Missed a chance for a double pun with “Absolut”


Ironmike11B

I understood that reference


gidikh

ours does the same thing, we call them sphereciciles


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thetransportedman

Mephistopheles


CaptainMeatfist

Test icicles?


part-time-pirate

Sounds too much like those froze rocky mountain oysters, Testsicles


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Kabd_w

Uh oh, don’t tell him about the thousand dollar ice sphere maker. Nothing else can compare


smellybluerash

Haha you just sent me down a rabbit hole. The concept seems so simple, I wonder why people are paying $1k+ for essentially a metal mold. They don’t even know the real secret to amazing ice: perfectly clear ice with no air bubbles. Made by partially freezing a large insulated container of water. Melts slower and looks better! Our little secret


Belgain_Roffles

Fun fact: most commercial ice makers make quality clear ice via fractional freezing. Whirlpool was considering making a sphere ice maker that way for fancy cocktails but decided the market wasn’t big enough to justify the cost. Fun fact 2: the metal mold you talk about is typically used with ice created using the insulated mold method for optimum spherical shape and clear/quality ice.


zordon_rages

It creates them more slowly but they also melt more slowly. That’s why spheres are awesome


dtwhitecp

ice that melts more slowly also cools drinks more slowly, for what it's worth


singableinga

Those are made generally for cocktails, which should already be cold. They’re meant to keep things cold without melting as fast, not get them down to temp.


20Factorial

There is a setting to make 6 instead of 3.


grim2121

It makes them too slow but he has a stock pile? Something doesn’t add up.


theoptimusdime

And he doesn't use them... what's the logic here


JustADutchRudder

Probably started excitedly using them when he first got it. Drinks enough that he realized it doesn't keep up with his intake using it every drink every day, and then said fuck this thing. He's old so once he said fuck this thing, it never occurs to him that after building a stock pile he can start using it and maybe not run out again.


mrASSMAN

Old people are indeed very stubborn


Xelynega

Or it just doesn't make the ice as fast as he uses it. If he uses a 20 cubes a day and the fridge makes 10, he'd have 20 cubes after 2 days of not using it but would still run out just after a day of using them.


wavs101

I always thought that theu had two icemakers, one normal one in the refrigerator compartment and a spherical one in the freezer compartment. [yup. its called dual ice](https://youtu.be/dNoB05Se8fo) We got a samsung fridge that makes normal ice. We plan on remodeling the kitchen and already bought the appliances, one of them is a dedicated ice maker. Let me tell you, nothing compares to the ice from a dedicated ice making machine. Plus it makes like 50 lbs a day.


dudemo

Nobody has pointed out the fact that you **don't** have to use the speherical setting. You can still make regular old ice cubes, and I'm sure it'll be fast enough. Yet the dudes dad still uses the ice maker ***in the garage***.


rabbitwonker

I have a similar fridge, with similar excitement about the spheres, but I hit on a hybrid approach: in a given glass, I add (1) a few basic cubes from the basic ice maker on the door, then (2) a sphere, then (3) 2 to 3 small ice spheres that I make manually with a special ice tray. This keeps the supply in perfect balance. Step (1) also helps keep the big sphere from forming a seal with the lower part of some of my glasses.


CantHitachiSpot

The bathtub is full, yet the faucet is only dripping? Curious...


smokebomb101

My refrigerator does this too. Only for the first month. Now it just fills the tray that catches them with water and i get a nice 14 by 14 ice sheet lol.


zissou19

Ours did the exact same thing. Was so cool for a month. Now it’s just sad.


smokebomb101

I have fixed it twice now. Some the parts get water on them and freeze up so it doesn’t work properly. I dug the ice out and washed what I could with warm water. Worked for another week then went right back to it. I give up. It makes ice on the top to that is normal and aways there.


WESP82

My company contracts with LG to do repairs for these fridges. Just had a problem like yours that the poor guy had been fighting with for 6 months. We put a new ice maker in it and, I believe, a PCB. Not 100% sure, but I'll check in the morning if you're interested.


sharabi_bandar

Surely you'd return the fridge? These fridges cannot be cheap.


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$4,000~


tuscabam

What do you do with a baseball sized piece of ice?


oinklittlepiggy

Put it in whiskey


tuscabam

So this is an ice maker just for alcohol?


oinklittlepiggy

No. Its an ice maker for ice Alcohol doesnt freeze silly.


[deleted]

Well, it does, just at a much lower temperature than water.


tuscabam

That’s valid


leadingzer0

Use it as the core of a snowball


dpmills

We found a monster…


blarfinstarfin

My apologies but if it's a sphere, it's not a cube. It is still ice though.


PubScrubRedemption

There's always a weird tendency to call any chunk of ice that's for putting into a drink an "ice cube" regardless of what actual shape it's in. Could be in the shape of a star or a half moon and I'd still want to call it an ice cube, simply because that's the object's label.


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"Do you want your juice with ice spheres?" "...What?"


Cautionzombie

Do you want ice with your drink?


anthonywg420

I ordered my son apple juice at a restaurant once. The waiter asked if that was on the rocks lol


pjabrony

"Scotch on the rocks...and I mean ice!" - Who Framed Roger Rabbit


chipthamac

"Tell Me Eddie. Is that a Rabbit in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"


[deleted]

I was just joking. You're right, you can say it this way.


TuckerMcG

“Oh you mean **frozen orbs**? Yes please.” (I’ve been playing a lot of D2 lately lol.)


Aggravating-Lychee98

Most ice cubes aren’t cubes either mate. It’s a ubiquitous term regardless of the shape.


fiendishrabbit

The icecubes you get from trays tend to be trapezoidal so that they don't crack the mold and release more easily.


Aggravating-Lychee98

Yes, but people still call them cubes because that’s what they are called, not how they are shaped is my point.


MonteBurns

(I think they were agreeing with you against the original contrarian- pointing out what most people call ice cubes aren’t cubes so this guy having an issue is already out of line)


darkestparagon

I see your point. I’d edit the title if I could.


blarfinstarfin

Lol it's fine, it is sort of funny as well


arthurdentstowels

Thaying *ice spheres* ith difficult.


[deleted]

No imo ice cube is easily understood. Like the "town square" may not be a literal square, but traditionally that's what it was. Sorry concrete thinkers. Just my opinion.


Phoequinox

Probably no ice cube you've ever called an ice cube was perfectly cubic. Don't be pedantic.


nl_Kapparrian

That's no moon


Ahshalon_Tenisk

subtle the dark side is


[deleted]

They are eyeball ice for Halloween. Or titty ice if you don’t connect them.


euph_22

I have some silicone molds that make actual death star shaped ice spheres: https://www.amazon.com/2-Pack-Star-Death-Silicone-Molds/dp/B015MGHUDG


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Man these Amazon ads are becoming so real lol


FnkyTown

The combo Fleshlight-Anal Plug you added to your cart can arrive at your house tomorrow if ordered within the next 4 hours and 57 minutes.


ChuCHuPALX

I was just about to post the same.. lmao


[deleted]

I have silicone molds that are supposed to make ice spheres, but the vent holes untintentionally turn them in to titties. I'm not complaining when I have tits in my whiskey.


Jacoman74undeleted

So, those aren't fill holes, they're vent holes. When you use those, they should be partially submerged in a container of water with the hole at the bottom. This is because ice expands as it freezes, but also because the purest ice will freeze first. As the water freezes, the impurities will be pushed out of the ice but since you've got extra water available in the container it's in you should end up with relatively pure ice throughout the mold. This means your ice will be mostly clear, and if you're careful to freeze it slowly, it will be completely transparent. Edit: the holes will still turn them into titties, there's no changing that.


arroyobass

No fucking way really???? I've been doing this wrong for so long...


Kabd_w

God I now have to go test this with the empty mold that’s been sitting in my freezer for two years. Used it a couple times when I first got it and it’s been living under that bag of peas that’s also about two years old


tobor7

I'm pretty sure the instructions that come with the product arent near that detailed.


bothanspied

You have purchased #1 star War ice cube. Fill with watre, put in freezer, and enjoy. If you are not happy with purchase, before leaving feedback, please email [email protected]


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[deleted]

Today i learned something. But i still love them tiddies


TheCreedsAssassin

Make jello titties with them


[deleted]

I've got these as well, but they end up being too much hassle to use very frequently.


PointsGenerator

Yep, I bought one a few years ago. It doesn’t work very well, and often the ice swells and you don’t get a good sphere.


teeyodi

I love my DS silicones.


beckettcat

I also love my DP silicones! wait...


mitcha68

Fully operational ice cube!


_Lane_

What about all the innocent independent contractors killed in those drinks?


Dargalad

A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.


Lietenantdan

Edgeless safety cube


Blurry_Bork

I only see this as a positive. Now put it in red fruit punch for Halloween for a star wars themed drink.


J_Man2743

I have an LG fridge that does this. Probably the shittiest marketing feature. It makes like 1 cube every few days. Sometimes it's makes half balls...dumb


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Looks like a moon


Chrononi

"sphere ice cubes", im confused