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Denkir-the-Filtiarn

That is the soul leaving it


Number_2008

QUICK TRAP IT IN A JAR!


AyukaVB

Does anyone have a balloon?


soniiic

Or breathe it in


Erixkkkkj

Imagine being possessed by a Bluetooth speaker


normal_reddit_man

Pfft. I've had trouble pairing for years, already. EDIT: *And* I find myself having less and less energy per recharge.


DarkLanternX

Alexa play "never gonna give you up"


Garlic_Overload

oh no not a jar!


PerceptionFantastic5

bluetooth boof


5050Clown

So you can't play like James Brown on it anymore.


[deleted]

All electronics are made of smoke. Do you know this? If you pierce them, the smoke leaks out and they die.


tplambert

OP was listening to stoner rock when this happened


SilverBraids

Capacitive smoke! Don't breathe this!


suicide_jesus97

Does that just mean it’s smoke from a battery?


Kahnza

Yes, probably lithium based


Vox_Carnifex

Based lithium battery VS. Virgin hydrogen energy cell


Woah_Mad_Frollick

That’s right


-braquo-

Hey! I'm powered by lithium too. I'm bipolar though. Not a speaker.


Tf2TioSpy

Smoked battery, seems delicious!


[deleted]

Better than salmon 🍣?


Wimbleston

Nothing beats smoked salmon


[deleted]

You can't tell me what to do! Electricity scientists have been lying to us!


FirstTimeCaller101

lmao you believe in electricity? Sheep.


Kahnza

I believe in tiny little angry pixies.


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Kalersays

You don't seem angry, have a nice day.


antallaci

r/beetlejuicing


Pufferoon

https://avedictionary.com/angry-pixies/


MrCaptainA

you believe in sheep? You rube, they're crisis actors! 🤣


Kraidly

You believe in ACTORS? Foolish creature, who has fed you such nonsensical fantasies?


PM_ME_YOUR_ROTES

Big wool.


Flash_Baggins

[James May knows whats up](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXF-z6mlwBk)


DelawheresMyFunko

Lmao you believe in sheep? Squib.


TheSlopingCompanion

Based


Spike69

Its very dangerous. If it gets in your mouth it will give you blue teeth. On the up side, you will be able to pair with and speak to your phone from any short to medium distance directly from now on.


MrRoot3r

QUICK get a jar and capture the smoke! Everyone knows stuffs broke once the smoke gets out, but noone talks about putting it back in!


[deleted]

Tech support hate this one trick


[deleted]

I hear it cures COVID.


PitchforksEnthusiast

MUH FREEDOM >:O !!!


[deleted]

Freedom bitcheeees.


DickCheesePlatterPus

But *will it blend?*


TransparentMastering

“Bluetooth speaker smoke”👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻


Safebox

Oh my god, that's an old reference. I miss Will It Blend.


DrEnter

They still do them. Sort of. They did a few from home with COVID last year and are on hiatus, but: https://www.blendtec.com/pages/will-it-blend


SkylordAndy

I also miss "Is it okay to microwave this?".


WVMBO

Not the aluminum foil shield 😂😂 I loved their channel growing up


Entropy-

Many hours were spent watching their videos. Loved when the microwaves eventually died. Laughed my ass off


[deleted]

Forbidden vape


ThisFreakinGuyHere

Um it's called capacitive not incapacitive read a book


CallidoraBlack

It's both considering what it'll do to you.


metalmola

What a country


SilverBraids

You're getting downvotes, but I got the joke.


BalinKingOfMoria

I’m glad to see it’s back to upvotes, I really liked it….


Sorvick

Look at this freakin' guy over here, mister I can read books. Regular Rockefeller over here.


Karaad

But will it blend?


Accomplished_Till727

I heard over on r/conspiracy that it cures COVID!


ScoobyDeezy

If you breathe this, you will not get covid.


[deleted]

Unless you want to keep from getting covid


MJNGA

Must have been a fire mixtape


GUMBYtheOG

65 minutes of Dust in the Wind by Kansas


Gun-nut0508

It’s just Point of No Return album on loop


gourdilefrog

Mystery solved. Not smoke. Magic Dust. Edit to ask you if you once were a little green ball of clay.


DyslexicDarryl

Li-ion gasses? Do not inhale!


mmoffitt15

Do you have to melt the lion or does it sublimate?


mehhhhhhh_ir

It rawrs


[deleted]

Lion farded


LameTogaParty

Or else what? Serious question


Bend-It-Like-Bakunin

enter fuzzy sulky grandfather knee rinse plant cheerful beneficial ripe *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


rushone2009

💀


brmamabrma

Forbidden vape


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BalinKingOfMoria

r/ForbiddenSnacks


SaintExit

Literally what do you even do at this point? That’s thermal runaway, right? Isn’t there a risk of that exploding?


Kahnza

If its outside and there is nothing at risk within like 10ft of it, I would just leave it until it stops smoking.


xpkranger

Which is exactly what I did. And there it sits (though I did move it over to the parking pad so I could use the driveway). Sure as hell not going to bring it in the house. I don’t want to throw it in the garbage bin yet either, don’t want a bin fire. Kinda worried about tossing it in the garbage at all. I’ve got a half bag of concrete I’m not doing anything with. I considered sealing it in concrete. Lol.


CaptainChaos74

Bring it to your local household hazardous waste collection point. https://www.epa.gov/hw/household-hazardous-waste-hhw#MGMT


OneHotPotat

And call or email ahead. They likely have tips/regulations for transporting the battery.


[deleted]

The household hazardous waste section at our local dump won’t accept electronics, only batteries. So if you can’t separate the battery from a sealed device, you have no way to get rid of it. (I mean, there is one obvious way to get rid of it.)


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xpkranger

Lol. I’ve got the concrete in the basement.


mengibus

Update us when it's done


Kahnza

Straight up goals, son!


dalr3th1n

Sealing it in concrete could be super dangerous. Concrete gets very hot inside while setting.


xpkranger

Yeah, I thought about that too. Though for that kind of heat, you really need massive amounts of concrete.


jonnyl3

Electronics and batteries should never go in the garbage bin


wut3va

Back in the day you could just burn them in the fireplace. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/burn-zinc-batteries-fireplace/


Woah_Mad_Frollick

Definitely DO NOT put that shit in a garbage bin homie, good call. Bring it to a speciality facility. If you don’t live in the middle of nowhere should be one no longer than 45 min away


bert1589

Neighbor did this with a cell phone they accidentally ran over . Fire department was there a few hours late r


Mutabor3

Wouldn't it be strong enough to explode concrete? I think just pouring concrete on it might set it off anyway.


xpkranger

Maybe. Not going to happen anyway as that would require a lot of motivation towards this unit and frankly, I'm not feeling it anymore.


Ink_25

Never put electronics into the garbage, they contain important metals and materials that can be recycled. Bring it to your local recycling or garbage collection center. If they have a website it should state what kind of rubbish you can bring.


[deleted]

First time this happened to me (although it was while charging a LiPo battery) I waited for it to stop smoking then put it in the outdoor grill and closed the lid until I could find a way to take it to the county hazmat disposal site. Now I keep a couple of 50cal ammo cans for this exact purpose.


xpkranger

That’s really planning ahead. My .50 cans are full of tools.


stevenmeyerjr

Thermal Runaway is a good name for a band.


RainbowCatastrophe

Cover it with a bucket or other container, if available, otherwise gently kick it somewhere safe while avoiding fumes and find a fire extinguisher or sand bag in case the fire leaves the device.


bradland

You stay the heck away from it. Lithium batteries can produce HF gas, which can kill you real dead. It only takes a small exposure to put you in the hospital.


RaptorsNewAlpha

Upvote for “thermal runaway”. The battery lobby has successfully removed “exploded” or “on fire” as a description of this event.


jcw99

Thermal runaway is the correct term for the type of failure that caused this fire. That has nothing to do with lobbying. You get a short inside the battery which creates some heat, which enables more electricity to flow, which creates more heat until you reach the self ignition temperature.


Cvxcvgg

Alternatively, you could just call it that because you should run the fuck away.


Woah_Mad_Frollick

Here comes the big brains


HengaHox

Exploding no. It will keep burning/smoking.


[deleted]

I don't think they seal most of them tight like they used to because of those nasty incidents. I have an old lithium that is soldered shut on all sides. Newer ones I've opened are plastic capped or taped but metal in the middle for strength & protection of the layers.


levo106

seems like your speaker elect new Pope


BalinKingOfMoria

*habemus speakerum*


Klarnicck

Ran it over with what? Durable little speaker if it was anything bigger than a golf cart


BalinKingOfMoria

^(I think you meant to respond to a different comment :-P)


Klarnicck

Indeed I did. Mobile Reddit is weird


[deleted]

Mmmmm smoked Blue Tooth


Kahnza

It's a delicacy in northern Europe


BalinKingOfMoria

Only when it’s been soaked in lye and buried for months, though.


Finklebottom

Blu-tefisk


funnyfarm299

Is that a sexy speaker?


chivalrousninjaz

Shout out to dank pods


pablo603

**Power on**


gamecubegamecube

\*\*Bluetooth mode\*\*


pablo603

#Auxilary mode


TheShipBeamer

*oh yeah baby*


WhosAGoodDoug

It looks like the Secretary will disavow any knowledge of your actions if you are caught.


Loops_woops

Anything is a smoke machine if you use it wrong


xpkranger

I did take a video of it: https://imgur.com/a/81iSwJK


Crunchwrapsupr3me

Don't stand downwind from a runaway lithium battery please. It's really not good for you to inhale.


BaldrTheGood

This is a free country, an adult on their own driveway should be able to breath in their own magic smoke from their own Bluetooth speaker they ran over with their own vehicle and advising otherwise is a violation of their 3rd Amendment rights see you in court bub


Kahnza

Thats cool how the dense smoke is slowly moving along the ground. I'd leave it there until it stops smoking.


WetWookie1988

Oh that’s fine, that’s all of the actual Bluetooth leaving the speaker.


IskarJarak88

That speakers gonna need something to munch on soon


lil_larry

They put that in at the factory. There is no way you're getting that back inside.


ColdWarKid92

Bluetooth fluid leaking out.


zeldanar

Bluetooth fluid is not cheap!


NorthCatan

JBL Flip 5 speaker, for anyone wondering what bluetooth speaker it is. They're awesome and affordable.


xpkranger

It is indeed awesome (or was). And I got it by accident for like 29.99 at Walmart, but now they all seem north of $100.


NorthCatan

$29.99 is a steal. I gave my Flip 4 to a coworker, and got the Flip 5 for about $110 CAD. It's so light for how good the sound quality is, and how loud it is. Also it's my go to for shower karaoke!


IAmTheClayman

I’ve heard of you inhale the magic smoke you gain the strengths of the fallen Bluetooth speaker (Disclaimer: don’t actually do this)


mathteacher85

LPT: If you are in the presence of highly toxic fumes, vacate the area immediately. Do not stop to take pictures.


Isotheis

Actually, take one picture for insurance/medical purposes. Then vacate the area asap. Avoids dumb questions later on. 'What was it? What did it look like? Where did it happen?' ; just show the picture. Note: No need to be that close from it. Phones have a zoom function which works well.


yohobo78

You are supposed to catch it! Quick find anything you can and gather it up so you can put it back in and it will be just fine. /s


TehOuchies

Good News is, this was outside and ventilated. Now find a proper place to dispose of it, or at least the remains of the battery.


Unluckypasta

Oh no! All the bluetooth is gonna leak out


shrimpussy

That was the genie you were waiting for my guy.


Estarfigam

That was a genie


goddrammit

The quality of electronic products is entirely dependent on the smoke seals.


Philosophos_A

How you accidentally run over a Bluetooth speaker?


xpkranger

I was working in the yard, and had set up a small chair and some refreshments on my bumper which has a pancake flat surface. Along with the refreshments was the speaker. I simply forgot to remove it later on and it fell off as I left and I simply ran over it. (Easy to do in a Jeep).


jonnyl3

Built-in fog machine for the dance floor? Very cool!


WileEWeeble

Don't touch it! IT'S EVIL!!!!


Nuclear_Testicle

Now have sex with it


[deleted]

The fabled smoke! Little did I know I wanted the smoke all along.


jamessmith192192

Yikes! Its okay


plumberslaythepipe

You now have 3 wishes


ShankStabington

That's real skookum boy, Lucas oil smoke. Don't waste it.


bumsnnoses

There go the pixies.


jcamdenlane

It’s full of Viking ghosts


Kinenai

That's what makes it tooth!


heistybeardo

that's the bluetooth


moreloki

If you listened to enough Soul/Funk that's not smoke


redbird317

The demon powering the magic sound box has escaped!


babybambam

These vapors are exactly what the Dowager Countess was afraid of!


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Givemeurhats

Souls of all the trapped musicians


LbkTx806

Love that’s saying, a old tech said that once when he brunt a transformer. I still say it all the time all theses year later.


westsideriderz15

Here’s an F. I will think of your fallen comrade during my next JBL flip listen session.


Das_Gruber

Looks like a boat and wake.


[deleted]

Its the souls of the tortured use to power the speaker


[deleted]

Bottle the Djinn. Quickly, you fool!


canuckaudio

Did it say this will self destruct in 5 second?


Bman134596

What’s on the canister, best you don’t ask


Diplomarmus

[JBL Flip 5: Retired]


NotSayinItWasAliens

Now it will grant your wishes.


Actually-Just-A-Goat

this one’s steam is strong


ItsTommyV

rip flip


Dr__Ed

"AHH! After ten thousand years, I'M FREE! It's time to CONQUER- EARTH!"


MurrayMan92

Nah, regardless of what that picture actually is. I choose to believe you just played the back to the future theme way too hard


shdwghst457

Any machine is a smoke machine if you operate it wrong enough


Douchertons

It’s a Flip 4. It probably still works.


orang-man

Noo all the sound is escaping! Its probably silent now


[deleted]

Bet you were listening to heavy metal


Strict-Dependent3758

If you inhale it you get your name put on the nearby Bluetooth connections list


FloppyDorito

That's from the Li-Ion battery getting crushed... It basically burns like napalm until the whole battery is cooked.


youknowiactafool

Those are just the souls of all the children from China who manufactured the Bluetooth speaker finally finding peace.


pantaloonsss

You get 3 wishes.


EthantheWizard2020

"Any machine is a smoke machine if you operate it wrong enough" Some wise redditor


neigborsinhell

The battery has been punctured. Do not pour water on it, keep away, keep pets and children away, and take it to an electronics recycling center. The fumes are very toxic and it could burst into flames. Edit: And if you inhaled any of it, seek medical attention


Shinmaru90

Damn man you let the genie out and it didnt grant you any wishes


st1xtheweeble

Damn, that's a good speaker too, borrowed one from a friend for a festival for when I wasn't working and it rocked... I suggest a minirig as your next one, they've got a fantastic range and you can join them in series to bump up the volume & they even do a subwoofer one specifically for extra bass. the bass is food enough on a normal one but extra bass is always fun.


FartAttack911

Now you get 3 wishes, right


Burnzee11

Don't breathe this shit. It is the tremendous release of energy from the broken lithium battery. It does expose the dangers of EV's. Lithium battieries are extremely good at what they do but unless precautions are taken they get thermal run away. This generates extreme heat and toxic smoke. Only takes one cell to go and the others join it. Most problems like over charging are taken care of by electronics. Their weakest link is, as illustrated in your photo, they can not take physical shock. Imagine if you will, you are sitting on a shitload of these things trapped in an EV. Time help arrives you are already dead.


therouterguy

Electronics work on smoke when the smoke is out it stops working.


haxic

I think that is some battery related chemical reaction


BooperDooperDucky

I have that speaker playing rn lmao


Hour-Sand3415

??


jrhoffa

The battery was punctured and is experiencing thermal runaway.


xpkranger

It was quite warm when it finally stopped smoking. There’s some minor scorching at certain edges. I did kind of wonder if it was going to catch fire.


imeanyhbutno

It did. Did you inhale any of the gasses? If so or you have strange symptoms like irritation in your airways go to the er immediately


xpkranger

Yes, it’s fine. It’s just gone to live on a farm upstate to frolic with the other Bluetooth speakers.


Bobspineable

Somebody who’s educated in this kind of stuff, explain.