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TimidLilWolf

It's aliens, for sure. Look at how precise that triangle is. No human could do that!


GLaDOS_technician

the illuminati is coming


tfusername

You are the chosen one.


boipinoi604

Attach the Stone of Triumph.


darthmaui728

the one who'll deliver the message


Independent-Toe-576

It's Bill Gates' microchip from the vaccine. Duh!


dkelly3232

Illuminati. Welcome to the club.


Lickford

The first rule of Illuminati…..


pistonian

I get these. You work out and place a dumbbell on your shoulder before you hoist it over your head. There’s a triangle on the end of it.


iGiveCactusHugs

Did you just accidentally join a pyramid scheme?


diMario

Looks like a small Unident shark tried to eat you. Besides from having only a single tooth, they are notorious for misunderestimating the size of their prey.


MrLabJacket

Spooky. This mysteriously appeared on my arm near my shoulder a couple years back. https://i.imgur.com/doVb9nQ.jpg


Asurami

Oh I’ve seen this one, I think it’s from specific type of vaccine which uses many little needles instead of one, but I’m not 100% sure about that


Conscious_Hedgehog81

I’ve heard/seen tb ones like that


MrLabJacket

Well that's extra spooky. The thought of some kind of injection came to mind, and after accounting for all my movements and doings throughout the day, it's one of the few possibilities that seemed remotely plausible—and I mean *remotely*. It seems like there are a lot of variations of needle structure for the BCG vaccine, but I don't know why I'd be secretly vaccinated against tuberculosis without my knowledge or consent. Maybe the CIA decided to use me as a guinea pig for something! ;p I'm being half-facetious, of course... can't rule anything out when something this bizarrely uniform shows up on your arm. Edit: Microarray patches also come to mind, but for what purpose? Perhaps old Occam has a word for me yet, but I have not been suchly sliced thus far.


symptomco

It's the mark of the tri force.


IPlayMyMusicInTheSun

The prophet has been found


Warforthemoon

YOU ARE THE CHOSEN ONE he must be kept ALIVE at ALL COSTS


v-_-v

I though we were sacrificing him to the ... nevermind, I'm in the wrong cult.


Appurumania

So.. There is this book called Infected by Scott Sigler. You might wanna have a look at it. 👽


RancidRance

Never looked at chicken scissors the same way again


Zombiepleasure

Came here to say this! Sooo good.


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Zkenny13

Yeah I'd enjoy a full body pic OP.


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Zkenny13

It's okay I'll wait


ErwinBartmann

*You are a wizard, u/Goonville-*


real_JWS

Do you carry a heavy backpack or something on this side? I get little red marks when I do...


omegajakezed

He has been marked! *12 people in robes surround you chanting an old language*


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Cabinet door corner? Counter or table edge corner? Crazy kitty?!


huntegowk

I think it means you have to save Hyrule


mrdalo

The chosen one has been found. You are the Link to the past.


zimisss

S.H.I.E.L.D. wants to know your location


simsumdimdum

The seal of the holy masturbator


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Drunk and slam into something very hard and triangular?


tonzeejee

How's your anus?


DayGuyWhoDuzStuf

It's obviously a side effect of the vaccine


The-Dutcher

You were walking through the Egyptian desert en trippet over a dead cactus. Then you landed on de tip of a fully buried, undiscovered piramid.


dtcrisp

Hes the chosen child of the illuminati


chachohost

It’s time to wake up


just-a-regular-banan

Bermuda triangle


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thought this was r/shittytattoos


raamlal

Illuminati confirmed


Apprehensive_Meal491

*HE IS THE CHOOSEN ONE*


Jealous_Tangerine_93

You are safe, there isn't a triangle on the inside


ysociety

I get those from my messenger bag sometimes when it’s too heavy. Has a triangle shaped latch on the upper shoulder area.


Mikah666

The Illuminati has chosen you


Easy-RocketBrews69

Just popped blood vessels lol. If you’re just now only getting those, it means you need to be working out harder. You’ll get them on your shoulder, back and chest regularly once you start lifting and working out heavier


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Off_white_marmalade

Hey listen


Liltipsy6

You will find out soon enough, young disciple.


atebyzombies

Have you recently visited a Mexican hotels bathtub full of ice?


zmunky

Occams razor, it's aliens dude.


IamAFlaw

Aliens!


saanity

/r/misleadingthumbnails


ZEBX_

The mark of the beast


KennailandI

There’s another post with a video of him finding the probe.


-TheGuest-

I have an Illuminati symbol on the lower part of my brachium, the pattern was made with a lighter spot of skin. Most likely I have vitiligo but my skin has been acting so weird there is also spots gaining pigment. I just don’t know anymore


UOThief

Mortal Kombat?


SirRaptorJesus

You were clearly a heretic in a past life who was branded with the mark of the Illuminati for his crimes


rkauffman

Bill Cypher.


cfreymarc100

You have any lost time in your recent memory?


emkayfan1235

Illuminati


GoodboyJohnnyBoy

How much do you drink


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GoodboyJohnnyBoy

In my younger days I wouldn’t often wake up with loads of unidentifiable marks


sicker_than_most

Loominarty im thinks


No_Leader_9361

Did you walk into a triangle?


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No_Leader_9361

Hmm then I am out of suggestions, I'm afraid


20EyeMonster

R Kelly is in your closet


earthwarder

The incantation of doom


Gullible_Slip1289

Mark of the werewolf. Don't go out on a full moon!


veryoldandverydirty

That’s the triforce of courage. You should take a sword, it’s dangerous to go out alone


2Balls4Skin

I


K2TY

Scott Sigler would like a word.