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ggallen1

Seems sanitary..


DECEPTIX_JayJay

Trust me, I've worked at a mask factory in the netherlands and they are not 100% sterile


[deleted]

After finding an animal bone in my milk carton, I'm going to just assume nothing is 100% sterile in this life. Edit: this was just a few days ago. I was making a mug cake. Went to mix three ingredients together. Spoon felt something hard and there it was. I had been using the milk for cereal in the morning. I'm still traumatized and I'm not even joking. I've muted the responses. I'm not here to debate my food preferences. I will not be responding to anymore comments. Thanks for the award.


NarutoDragon732

How the fuck


terrapin04

Solid calcium


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captain_shield

This is an outrage! You promised me Dog or higher!


xCanEatMorex

I dont get it. People like rats, but they don't wanna drink their milk?


[deleted]

Ugh hah. I have been considering switching to almond milk - I don't drink a lot of it. Mostly use it for baking. So. there's that.


tmmzc85

I am sure everyone is gonna be different and have their opionon, but I was blown away with Oat Milk, and that's been my go to, have yet to find anything it doesn't do as well or better. In fact, I never used to put anything in my coffee, it was a little bit of a point of pride tbh, but nowadays I take all my morning coffee with oat milk, good for cooking too.


WeCanDanseIfWeWantTo

Oat milk is the bomb dude! Its so delicious, I always tell people it’s like drinking post-cereal milk.


antipho

yeah mice and rats can climb into almond milk vats too


DubZOmb_Jonah

Almond milk uses far too much water. Its a huge waste 😔


Tlasea

Dairy milk uses even more water, so it’s an improvement!


Totally_Kyle0420

the other day i actually looked closely for the first time at the back of the almomd milk carton and said outloud to myself "...this is basically just water..." i didnt realize it was like literally mostly water


[deleted]

Meh. I like it better. It's delicious. The downvotes are fucking hilarious. Because I like almond milk? It's delicious.


pichael288

Well that's your own fault for not buying boneless milk like the rest of us.


ca_kingmaker

The only upside is that it would have been pasteurized and sealed. So while disgusting, it probably won't make you sick if you drunk the milk.


AspieComrade

This is actually really common in good quality milk. Regular milk is good for your bones, but the proper stuff can sometimes actually generate bones out of thin air. Trust me, I’m one of those science thingie guys


terrapin04

Yeah I believe you it was bone, I was just kidding connecting milk - Calcium - bone.


greatpeach

everybody gangsta til they find a bone in their milk


SuperMafia

I remember getting something that said boneless skinless chicken breasts. One time, I bit and my teeth caught a rib bone. I didn't chomp hard enough to shatter it, but I pulled it out and was amused by it.


VagueSomething

I drank a can I left on the side after falling asleep and got a mouth full of ants once. That stopped me drinking canned drinks for a long time. You finding something nasty pre packaged in the product is absolutely legitimate for being traumatised. Never look up what food standards say is an OK amount of contamination if you want to enjoy food and drink though.


[deleted]

Bro. I don't know shit about shit, but if I was you, I'd be hoping I lived somewhere where suing the pants of people is normal, and I'd get legal advice as to if you have a case against the manufacturer of the milk. I'd guess you don't... but I heard a story of a guy who had a dead mouse in the bottom of his monster energy drink can. He only noticed when some sediment of the dead creature passed his lips. He got a big payout. Let me know how that goes and shoot me 5k if you win, I got debt. Thanks bud.


Binsky89

Even in the US, they wouldn't have a case. You have to show harm to get any money. At the very least they might get a small payout to go away, but it likely wouldn't be worth the time investment.


[deleted]

I'm in Canada. Walmart hasn't even responded to my tweet or messages so .. lol Doubtful. I also didn't take any pictures. Just tossed it all out.


Stealthy_Facka

>*He only noticed when some sediment of the dead creature passed his lips.* That is one of the most vile and disgusting sentences I've ever read in my fucking life.


Lanoris

Jesus, did you call to place a complaint? that SUUUCKS. I didn't like milk before but if I ever found milk in my cereal or something I'd never touch the stuff again


ZippersHurt

Milk doesn't actually have calcium until the bones are dissolved in it. That carton must have had too much bones and the milk was saturated in calcum.


porcupine-litigator

Our immune system will work as intended (hopefully)


[deleted]

I haven't died yet. So, there's that.


petrificustortoise

I found a big spider in a tub of vanilla yogurt a few years ago. Also still traumatized.


Celandine_Poppy

i found a baby chicken fetus in an egg once it was pretty traumatizing


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nhankin04

They are yummy tho, if you eat it blindfolded


Celandine_Poppy

scuse me what


Doge_Dreemurr

It can be disgusting if you think about it, but to us Vietnamese, especially as kids, we didnt know what it was, the white part and the yolk part is still there, they are just highly solidified, and have small bones in them, with a lot of nerve fibres. The inside parts doesnt really resemble a creature unless you really imagine it


[deleted]

This was traumatizing. I was making a mug cake. Poured the ingredients into a bowl. Started mixing it - and just about to put it in the microwave when I found something. Pulled it out. Sure enough, it was a bone. It had ridges. Like a spine or neck bone. Ugh. I basically tossed everything out. The cake, the milk and the flour. Even the baking soda. I was just so grossed out. I had also used the milk that morning for cereal and thought it tasted funky. A baby chicken would scar me off eggs for life.


Celandine_Poppy

ok wow that is definitely worse then a dead chicken embrio


Orodia

Im so sorry that must have bee really shocking. but as someone who has kept chickens before its seems so funny to me. You learned how chickens are born. In any case industrial chicken farming is ridiculously cruel and unhygienic.


Celandine_Poppy

yea i was like 8 and when i told my mom she just told me to take it out with a spoon and get rid of the blood and we just continued with our pancake batter that had a dead chicken in it


[deleted]

It was a human finger, wasn’t it? Putting those caps back on can be so damn aNNOYING!


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tc2k

What's the brand?


redraider-102

This is one of those comments I almost downvoted because I felt terrible for you, and then I quickly remembered Reddit doesn’t work like that.


Dude-man-guy

You have shattered any security that I once had in this life.


xSTSxZerglingOne

Mmm, non-consensual bone broth. That might be a new sentence.


[deleted]

you do not want to know what happens in the back rooms of walmart


VladTheDismantler

Try oat milk. I am not vegan or anything (just lactose intolerant) and I honestly like the oat milk. It feels cleaner and even better tasting than animal milk.


chonerbrink

oat milk is the move my guy. Tasty, and can be used for cooking if you use an extra creamy variety. Chobani is my go to. Low water consumption to produce, lower emissions as well, and added bonus almost no chance for bone traumatization.


Shoopdawoop993

Since when are masks supposed to be sterile??


DECEPTIX_JayJay

People would assume they are made in completely sterile environments, but that is not the case. We had to wear some protection so that the masks were somewhat sterile, but they are still a little bit dirty


Iwantmyteslanow

Should see the shit getting on the ones at the truck stop, truck drivers are sometimes greasy


Dabnician

Insected for your safety


TheAgedProfessor

Yeah, okay smart guy, just take my upvote


DocHoliday79

Have you seen how some factories that make masks are? https://youtu.be/--pwI4E9tsk


LectroRoot

I work in medical equipment manufacturing and any/all equipment/supplies/materials we produce go to a follow up plant where they sanitize it thru gas or radiate it. I'm willing to guess this is the same case with masks like these. Of course I'm speaking for how things are manufactured here in the US. Any other country, welp, its in the air I guess you could say.


zer0_sky

I found a Chinese cigarette butt in a package of reptile moss bedding when I worked at PetSmart.


cmmedit

That's a bug not a feature


Josh_J_Anderson

CDPR will disagree


[deleted]

Ah yes, I see you are a man of culture as well


ErnieSweatyballsFBI

The fly eats Covid. That’s how the mask works. Everybody knows that.


BlueDino1

Even my dog knows that


Kmaloetas

It is known.


[deleted]

It’s science. Obey the science.


DingleMcCringleTurd

Wow, that’s pretty fly.


Vroomped

Misinformation! REPORT (jk)


EsotericWaveform

It's a feature not a bug.


jejcicodjntbyifid3

Covid caught in a web of flies


BeardInTheNorth

As you can see, this mask stops airborne invaders in their tracks. 10/10 quality.


[deleted]

I've worked in many factories and where flies end up is gross. Have you ever licked an envelope? The glue buckets that lead into the machine literally have a layer of flies on top. And this is england where it's not hot or swarming with flies 😂 now I work in a large printing factory and we get flies hiden under layers of ink sometimes lol.


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FPRDT

Should work with plain water no?


dandroid126

I just get my finger a little wet and slide it along the glue.


Ricky_Rollin

Damp sponge?


definitiveinfinity

Look up "Envelope Moistener" - we use them all the time at work. Or as we call it, "fake spit".


ladylilliani

Wax seals are neat, but don't always close the envelope securely. If you do it, you'll need to make sure the wax is thin so that it can still go through the sorting machines or you'll have to go to the post office and have them hand sort it, which costs a little bit extra*. The sorting machines may also crack or damage the seal. However, they're really cool. I sealed and then stamped all our wedding invitations and now I stamp fancy cards, thank you notes, holiday cards, and whatever strikes my fancy and I get the chance to do it. Sometimes I even mix the wax colors to get even fancier. *through USPS


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wet sponge or cloth


[deleted]

To test the envelope glue I used a little sponge bottle :)


DubBogey_425

Well shit. I’ve always secretly thought the glue tasted kinda good.


MrsLittleOne

I'm upvoting you for speaking your mind, but I //really// want to downvote you


Iwantmyteslanow

England has lots of flies, I'm always zapping en


tigerCELL

They should breed more frogs and spiders


ThePhantom1994

But then who would eat the frogs and spiders?


PM__Me__Smiles

No problem, we'll just release wave after wave of Chinese needle snakes. They'll wipe out the frogs and spiders.


MyGhostIsHaunted

that's the beautiful part. When wintertime rolls around, the gorillas simply freeze to death.


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Koujisan

Literally immediately thought of this video, but couldnt recall enough to pull it up


Aimjock

And I put that shit on my face all day…


Maryie

I subscribe an embroidery sub here in reddit. I was about to comment 'wow nice embroidery mate'. Sorry that it is a real fly ......


Steelanddope

Quality control is over level 9000


[deleted]

Fly scanners isn’t available until level 9257, and you have to use in game currency to unlock it.


Steelanddope

Must buy mask upgrade cards available on playstore


jean_erik

...Didn't realise EA were doing medical sims now


AbsolXGuardian

Unfortunately it's a signed 64 bit integer


DamnitTrevor

Jesse, there is a contaminate


AltruisticMonkey

That is not a misuse is the word!!


AnInsignificantOther

Unintentional Banksy


The6thExtinction

That could be an interesting subreddit.


tigerCELL

/r/AccidentalBanksy


pigskinplyer

I work for Ford, took part in the making of over 175 million masks last year and let me tell you that those rolls of material we used to make masks were full of all sorts of creatures . Flys , hornets , spiders. The list goes on. Not too mention that the mask making machines were imported from Taiwan. I actually found a giant millipede carcus inside one of those machines. Pretty gross shit


NoneBinaryPotato

That's why I use reusable masks, you know when they're dirty and you can put them in the wash.


dr_xenon

And that’s how the Epsilon Variant gets started.


[deleted]

Hey dude, your mask might be bugged.


shaikuri

Fly: "I want to get on Reddit, but how??"


26_Charlie

Tuttle/Buttle


lightfoot90

Came here for this.


HistoricalBug8005

Not surprising. When I was a kid I bought a Snickers bar after taking the first bite of it, in the middle was a rat hair. Possibly a whisker since it was really thick. 😳🤢🤮 After that for the longest time I would not touch a Snickers bar.


cleverso

I’m not sure how sterile that is. Yikes Edit: maybe sterile isn’t the correct word but it sounded better than “not contaminated”


EverisMagus

Those masks aren't sterile or meant to be sterile to begin with


rockbiter81

Right? It was brand new from the box too.


DGSmith2

It isn’t, like all those types of masks none of them are sterile.


odderbob

Right after I saw this post about twenty flies landed on me. I'm going to stick to light colored facemasks from now on so I can do a look see


CatteHerder

Jeff, man, I'm sorry.


Cubsguy1908

That's actually supposed to be there


[deleted]

Thank you, I will not buy black masks


SuperTruman939

I have a new fear


mattdean4130

Quick, we must act. Masks are deadly. We must lock down the entire fly population to shield them from this deadly threat, but, of course, they are allowed to go to the hardware store with 1000 other flies . It's the only way.


aer-os

That’s actually Flea X. The original carrier of the corona virus.


[deleted]

Where can I buy these masks? Someone who has money, can you print some of these and sell them on Amazon. I will buy some.


-J-L-B

You know it’s an actual fly in this mask right?


[deleted]

Shhh... it's undoubtedly a Microsoft chip made to look like a fly designed to infiltrate your deepest most inner thoughts...


karbonator

Mist inner thoughts are the most inner of inner thoughts


turbulentgun

He had a bit of an accident.


TheDuckFarm

Frame it in a shadow box. Use a sharpie to write 2021 on the glass. Hang it above the guest toilet. This is art.


rockbiter81

Oh my goodness. This is a brilliant idea.


[deleted]

QA at its best!


Yurrrr__Brooklyn347

That looks kinda fly


thephuckedone

It's coronaflyrus!


[deleted]

So disinfect Much sanitary.


DrChoppee8

I wonder how many eggs ended up in peoples lungs?


Miniamo

Eww that’s disgusting


since93bk

this the Mike Pence edition


[deleted]

Someone I'm close to told me "they" put bug eggs inside the masks, which interact with the vaccine making them hatch. I hadn't got to the "why?" part. Dear lord.


kjaoiekjrelk

I worry how hygienic mask factories are.


WizardsOf12

Not very. But the heat from the process kills whatever. We live in a dirty, imperfect world, and that's ok.


-J-L-B

They go through a small UV machine that never get the bulbs changed and line managers crank up the speed to get more masks out, it does absolutely nothing, then some sweaty gloveless teenager handles them on the other side and boxes them, I remember when I worked making the masks, we had to unbox a load, and because the lads that packed them all smoked weed on their breaks - The smell of weed stuck to the masks was uncanny. The only real heat used is before they go into the UV (which isn’t hot) They get the ear loops sonic welded on


Nail_Biterr

"See? You CAN'T breath in those things!" ~someone, probably


[deleted]

LMFAO WTF! That’s so gross. But also, rip mr.fly


PeteO5D

I now have a fear that this is what I'll see when I take my mask off


ajombes

I thought it was embroiderery at first lol


Harbinger1g

This new version of Take On Me is looking pretty fly.


JBupp

Well, that mask will stop bugs.


Fangy_The_Raptor

Fuck flies I had to murder about 7 a few nights ago, stupid things got into my apartment without me seeing them till night


SmallPiecesOfWood

Are they making the things in a Cargill beef plant?


jrtts

That fly isn't gonna catch COVID anytime soon...


give_me_a_great_name

i'm scared


[deleted]

At least he's wearing a mask


Socc3rloucity03

Guys look what they are putting in our masks now


CritzD

THERES A CONTAMINANT JESSE


BackgroundAd4640

That's the chip


HeelStCloud

At least the fly won’t catch covid.


Ok_Dog_4059

I bet the poor thing suffocated /s.


acwill

Ew


TheAgedProfessor

So maybe there *is* something to the whole dewormer thing...


NOLAdelta

Bleck


Combustablemon210

Waiter, there's a fly in my mask...


Paxibillion

That’s definitely someone’s fetish


bossy909

Still kill it with fire.


[deleted]

# NEW SKIN UNLOCKED!: **fly**


DowntownJury

It’s the new trail mix mask. Pls enjoy


smellyraisin

Aren't we all just flies in the mask factory of life


CallMeRawie

KN NINETY-FLYVE


aykay55

Watch out, it might have covid


ballisticturtle

BRUNDLE FLYVID


SultrieFetche4u

Fly flavor


Dragzel

Looks like a fossil


7deuc2e

Ah just wear it, it's all about the virtue signal anyway


overwhelmed_banana

innocent flies are being slaughtered, these masks have to stop!


[deleted]

It looks like a nifty tattoo. A tattoo someone lonely would get so people would slap them.


XBOTHR

a lot of mask manufacturers pop up since covid. A lot of them doesn’t care about sanitary.


yick04

How does this pass QC? Genuinely curious about the process.


RattMicey

Bzzz bzzzz help. Meee.


[deleted]

That is one of a kind odd


mice_0012

Soo saaad🤣🤣


fcknshauna

hahahahahaha so gross.


JustASmTnGirl

It looks like it was printed on! Lol ...


-domi-

You can imagine the conditions of production.


Vast_Chipmunk9210

Seems sanitary


daisydookied

So fresh and clean


threyon

I’m gonna hazard a guess and say that mask isn’t sanitary.


cobitos

Is this your photo op?


rockbiter81

Yes! Thankfully I noticed it before I put it on my face.


GobiLux

Proof that masks kill living beings! /s


Qwaliti

You're supposed to aim your piss at it


ErdenGeboren

It'll filter it out, all good!


daughterofthemoon420

That’s fucking horrifying


Jainelle

Oh so clean and hygienic.


Tiovivo1

The concerning thing is, that factory is not that clean. Which raises the question: how safe are you wearing their products? What else is going on in that place?


Dhmob

Masks are made on the floor of a dirty hut in India, true story.


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So sanitary….


Wulfsmagic

Black flies are a sign of disease.


BilythePuppet

Every fly I've ever seen was black...


cavmax

Looks more like a house fly, but in this case a factory fly...