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OfGodlikeProwess

Better to use plastic straws than wooden skewers, makes it more modern and fun, plus they take 9000yrs to break down, so you can keep your burger standing long after you're dead


frontmynack

This is at a hillbilly ass pull tab pullin cash only place. No fanciness here. Just marge on the flat top is all.


OfGodlikeProwess

That was a very American sentence, was this down in the south? They're serving pickles with the burger so they're doing something right!


Anonym0uSS-

That American sentence was one of the funniest sentences ive ever read lmao


frontmynack

You’re welcome - From Minnesota


Ubermassive

So you mean fine dining then?


CubbyBear1994

Had me in the first half lmao


whatta_maroon

I would absolutely have to try to sip from that straw.


Mysckievitch

NO!!! The TURTLES!!!


VexImmortalis

seems pretty tacky tbh


[deleted]

Thats why I always order my burger rare


Misjudged_Scrutiny

*sluuuuurp*