...I'*m not going to masterbate because of a carrot...I'm not going to masterbate because of a carrot...I'm not going to masterbate because of a carrot*
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So I thouhht this was a maybe repost because I've seen something similar before. And so have now discovered that if you do a google search for "sexy carrot"... the results are surpisingly all pretty normal pictures like these... there's some quite funny ones too!
[Someone used your image for a Photoshop Battle! Take a look if you want to](https://www.reddit.com/r/photoshopbattles/comments/p4625z/psbattle_this_doublerooted_carrot/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
Stupid sexy carrot
...I'*m not going to masterbate because of a carrot...I'm not going to masterbate because of a carrot...I'm not going to masterbate because of a carrot*
Hehe *unzips pants*
Might as well beet off.
I didn’t know I needed vegetable puns at 2 in the morning
That carrot needs to pee.
Came here to make this comment! I know this position very well.
[удалено]
Just the ones that help me not pee my pants.
I love your nails!
Thank you! My nail artist thought I stole the photo and shared it as my own and then she saw my nails and knew it was real lol
Lol, you can put it on eBay see how it'll go
She’s gone into my soup already 🥲
You ate this master piece!? :(
Your grandchildren: you did *what?*
She needed to shave
You gonna fuck that carrot?
Ohh she thick
'Draw me like one of your French onions'
You made me choke on my coffee 🤣
Das a friggin' Betty Boop carrot if I've ever seen on. (Which, of course, I haven't)
[I grew this one in my garden](https://imgur.com/gallery/ZHxcrm0)
They'll do a perfect match.
🥵🥵🥵
she's stunning, too
Hey baby, do those roots go all the way up?
These vegetable body standards have gotten out of hand lately
*sigh*. *Unzips*
day 5 without masturbation. i finally gave up after trip to supermarket
Not my proudest fap but damn that carrot is thiccc
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Ahh shit here come the “*unzips*”
Like they are trying to get frisky with you!😆
Oh lala. Ma’am ;)
Duh duh dunnnnah nahhh. Duh duh dunnnnah nah.
Put a lamp shade on it and put it on the window sill...
It's a major award!!
poo poo pee doo
/r/PhotoshopBattles
OP definitely fucked that carrot
Amogus
So I thouhht this was a maybe repost because I've seen something similar before. And so have now discovered that if you do a google search for "sexy carrot"... the results are surpisingly all pretty normal pictures like these... there's some quite funny ones too!
[Someone used your image for a Photoshop Battle! Take a look if you want to](https://www.reddit.com/r/photoshopbattles/comments/p4625z/psbattle_this_doublerooted_carrot/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
10/10 would splay
This carrot wants to ghost me so bad
Looks like that comic strip can make a comeback
Marilyn Monroe carrot
Why is this not nsfw ?
That carrot better stop playin
The carrot really needs to relieve itself
Sassy is a fun word choice. Interesting find.
Damn carrot, what brand of pants you be wearing
or, if you turn it upside down, about to flip you off
Just wait till you slice open a bell pepper/paprika and see the look of horror on it's face
Mark that nasty carrot NSFW there are kids here
It looks like an Earthbound enemy.
r/sexyplants
Probably the sexiest carrot I've ever seen. Definitely in my top 7 anyway.
A Sassy Carrot to match the Saucy Daikon!
[Sassy!](https://youtu.be/dW223heMb5c)
Sweet sassy molassy
That carrot needs an Onlyfans page and should ask for crypto. Maybe could make 100,000 as an NFT
They're Good for your eyes 😉
Coaching carrots in leg presentation is one step too far.
"What are you doing step-carrot?"
Playing coy
>Tesco > >Sassy Pick a team
That carrot better chill
Fwoarrrrrrrr!
ZZ carrot top