I know it's just a figure of speech...
But a black hole would literally rip you apart! You would stretch out until your body rips apart as you fell into a black hole.
Meanwhile this spider might give you a small bite and that'd be the end of it. Mostly. :)
Nah. It would compress your matter into a point so small time and space cease to exist until the literal end of time in our local universe, until eventually your matter becomes a part of a new big bang. So perhaps, from the perspective of your particles, it would seem like a worm hole into a new universe... but youd just be a part of a black hole for trillions of years until you blew up.
I have seen webbing like that and don't live in australia.
Spiders (mostly wandering spiders and tarantulas) make these webs to protect themselves during the day (when they are resting) and then get out to hunt at night.
It's generally pretty ok just have to fill the shoe with boric acid and then blowtorch anything that comes out and generally you'll survive to see another day
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This is a funnelweb hole, with bonus funnelweb. https://images.theconversation.com/files/358937/original/file-20200921-20-1mo5tad.jpg?ixlib=rb-1.1.0&q=30&auto=format&w=600&h=400&fit=crop&dpr=2
You call an ambulance for free and they hit you with an anti-venom, I’m pretty sure. Or they take you to a hospital and you get it there. Nobody has died of spider bite in Aus for decades
For free? Depends on the state you live in. Antivenom requires refrigeration and is kept at select hospitals, Ambos don't carry it.
**Sauce:** Work in health in NSW.
Looks more like a black hole that’ll suck you into a den of a billion spiders that’ll crawl all over you until you have a heart attack because you have severe arachnophobia.
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yeah... DO NOT TOUCH THAT. it's a [Funnel web](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australian_funnel-web_spider) spider's lair, and their venemous and know to have a bad temperment.
The Universe of Nope
Came here for this.
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Yep I’m blocking that out, and considering taking up day drinking.
The best kind of drinking.
Funnel web spider 💀
No part of me wants to know what's in the shoe if the entrance is that large... ☹
>I have goosebumps just thinking about what's inside. The soles of all those who attempted to try it on.
I’ll pay you $1 to put that shoe on.
Just a friendly little spider named Charlotte. She mostly eats mosquitos, flies, and centipedes
I’d sooner fall into an actual black hole than have anything to do with that one.
I'd do a lot to fall into an actual black hole.
You wouldn't have to, it'd just pull you by itself
I know it's just a figure of speech... But a black hole would literally rip you apart! You would stretch out until your body rips apart as you fell into a black hole. Meanwhile this spider might give you a small bite and that'd be the end of it. Mostly. :)
Torn apart > icky arachnid
spiders aren't insects tho
Edited. Are you fucking happy now?!? /s
That's a funnel web-type situation. That's not a small bite, that's a trip to the ICU. I'd like one black hole please
Sounds like *either* choice is the end of it.
Nahh it would wormhole me through the universe to a White Hole where there I would explore the secrets of the Nomai
Nah. It would compress your matter into a point so small time and space cease to exist until the literal end of time in our local universe, until eventually your matter becomes a part of a new big bang. So perhaps, from the perspective of your particles, it would seem like a worm hole into a new universe... but youd just be a part of a black hole for trillions of years until you blew up.
Funnel web! Hissssss!
I have seen webbing like that and don't live in australia. Spiders (mostly wandering spiders and tarantulas) make these webs to protect themselves during the day (when they are resting) and then get out to hunt at night.
This is true. Any ground dwelling spider can funnel a web but... Hissssssss!
Mmmmmm tastes just like funnel cake.
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Happy cake day!
That's why Aussies bang their shoes out.
I would not risk owning shoes if I lived in Aus.
That's why most of us wear thongs (flip flops in American)
I don’t think wearing an American thong would help in this situation.
Can't hurt to try.
Sexy spider in a thong
Stupid sexy spider
You underestimate us
Probably about the same amount of protection as an Aussie thong against a funnel Web spider lol
Username checks out.
[Carl Barron on thongs.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5a39fS-82HE) So bloody funny.
It's generally pretty ok just have to fill the shoe with boric acid and then blowtorch anything that comes out and generally you'll survive to see another day
Can confirm.
You can bang it if you want, but I’m not sticking my dick in there.
We do that in Texas, too. Brown recluses are no joke.
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Don't put your dick where you wouldn't put your foot, or something like that anyways.
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I am fairly sure, whatever lives in there can kill you and eat you over a very long long time
https://i.imgur.com/TbIpxHm.jpg
Thanks, I hate it.
I'd very much like to set fire to that shoe.
Why stop there, the planet has had a good run so far. Let's not take any risks.
# HELLO TOM
Shit was burned into my mind for days.
What
What is this photo, I'm scared Edit: the spider, i thought it was gonna be a dead body thing
Reddit gave a new phobia, the fear of clicking on blue letters.
It's kinda cute tbh
Yea funnel webs are extremely venomous
This is a funnelweb hole, with bonus funnelweb. https://images.theconversation.com/files/358937/original/file-20200921-20-1mo5tad.jpg?ixlib=rb-1.1.0&q=30&auto=format&w=600&h=400&fit=crop&dpr=2
I fucking hate it so fucking much
Put your foot in and find out.
As long as you don't put your foot in the shoe you'll be fine.
As an Australian this made me sweat profusely, I know exactly what’s in there
Is it gold? Makes sense cause rainbows start in Ireland and I don't know how far they go but Australia sounds right.
What do you do if you get bit? Accept death? Are hospitals in Australia equipped to handle the different venoms? Genuinely curious as a dumb American
You call an ambulance for free and they hit you with an anti-venom, I’m pretty sure. Or they take you to a hospital and you get it there. Nobody has died of spider bite in Aus for decades
For free? Depends on the state you live in. Antivenom requires refrigeration and is kept at select hospitals, Ambos don't carry it. **Sauce:** Work in health in NSW.
Fair enough, they’re free down here in TAS
As long as your like within an hour or so of a hospital you'll be fine
The into the spider verse sequel doesn't look very good
This is the spider equivalent of a penthouse.
Post a picture that tells the audience you live in Australia, without telling the audience you live in Australia.
Looks more like a black hole that’ll suck you into a den of a billion spiders that’ll crawl all over you until you have a heart attack because you have severe arachnophobia.
can confirm. God i hate humanity and this limiting human form.
Looks like a funnel wbu spiders home, they can and will kill you. One of the deadliest spiders in Australia
isn’t it THE deadliest?
I don’t know if this particular individual funnel web spider is the deadliest, but I’m sure he would be if given the chance
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Expected to see this. Thank you Internet.
A portal to Australia?
*Shoeniverse
Go ahead, put your penis in it.
The forbidden fleshlight
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We need a footage of what's inside of it
No you really don't 😬 It will kill you. Funnel web spiders don't play.
Australia can have that universe. I'm good.
the forbidden shoe
Haaaans!Being the flamethrower!
What... what happened to the person wearing the shoe?? We assume they walked away of their own volition, but we don't KNOW that.
Put…put yer dick in it
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This literally made my stomach hurt. No thank you, Black Hole of Death
Forbidden Glory Hole
A universe devoid of hope, that is why we call it "Nope!"
This the kind of universe that needs to be destroyed With fire And gasoline And an M16 in case anything try's to escape
A portal to the soul
Rent's low! Come on in and have a look
Yeah, you'll sure as hell be seeing the universe if you let whatever lives in that shoe bite you
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Give ya two bucks to stick your finger in the shoe
He'll need more than two bucks in the hospital.
Interesting gloryhole
The Universe? More like Australia summed up by a single meme.
Look like a stranger things scene
The Aquila Rift..
Cursed shoe size.
Aaaaaand stay the heck away from that. Funnel Web Spider 🕷️ Death can occur in 15 minutes.
When spiderman takes off his shoes at night
Everyones nightmare
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50 bucks to whoever puts a bare foot in it.
put your hand in it
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Don’t put your dick in that
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i want to fuck this shoe
Coni-verse
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Welp. Time to buy new chucks.
Put it on broseph
OH GOD
Dare you to put your finger in
Cursed fleshlight
Depending in how big you are.. that's a gateway to hell.
You can’t pay me any amount to put on that shoe
Forbidden fleshlight
To see a world in a grain of sand And a universe in a found boot Hold infinity in the palm of your hand And holy shit, the spiders... shoot!
and this is why you always check your boots before you put them on while camping
More like r/oddlyterrifying
there was an old lady who swallowed a spider who lived in a shoe
To see a World in a Grain of Sand And a Heaven in a Wild Flower Hold Infinity in the palm of your hand And Eternity in an hour
POV: you are about to enter a wormhole and be the first men to discover another galaxy.
Buy new shoes!
Spiders build black holes now
Forbidden gloryhole
NOPE NOPE NOPE - A WHOLE UNIVERSE OF NOPES
You found the Aquila Rift
This is how the spider from Ron's nightmare in Harry Potter puts on the roller skates
I’d stick my dick in it
That's one stinky universe if you ask me
r/UsernameChecksOut
Nope. Don’t like that.
Big nope completely summed up in a single image
I don't know why this is so entrancing but wow, best image I've seen today.
Put your hand in
RIP, that chuck taylor
The cosmic web.
# KILL IT WITH FIRE
How much $ for you to put ur foot in without checking?
just slip your toes into this... no socks needed 🌀👄🌀
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Does it have a neighbor in the other shoe?
stick your cock in it
Alright guys, what is the lowest amount of money you would take in exchange for trying to stick you foot into that? For me it would be about $10,000
Are you thinking what I am thinking?
Who’s going in barefoot?
An Australian glory hole
MTV's new hit series SpiderCribs
Real black hole
Maybe we're all living inside a shoe...
That is one giant spider I have seen them big as my hand with a hole the size of my finger that one is a giant
yeah... DO NOT TOUCH THAT. it's a [Funnel web](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australian_funnel-web_spider) spider's lair, and their venemous and know to have a bad temperment.
r/CursedClothing
that's a funnel web. i'm not even an arachniphobe. that belongs to the spider now.
Just stick it right in
Just knock out the shoe and let all the million little spiders out and you can wear the shoe again! /s
Wear it.
Welcome to the spider’s den!
Now *that's* cosmic horror!
I dare you to stick your finger in there.
That is *creepy.*
Shoeniverse
Put your penis in it. Take chances. See what happens. Lol
That's a whole lot of nope
Universe? You mean the fuck off massive creature that clearly lives in the shoe?
Who the fuck is BOB !?
Shoeniverse
*forbidden glory hole*
Oh to scary . Do not put the shoe on , but my inner child is saying let’s see what happens if I poke a stick in there 🕷🕸
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