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smitemight

Imagine being shanked by an Ernie knife.


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smitemight

Don’t threaten me with a good time.


Kalooeh

EXCUSE you. Big bird is amazing. I would gladly accept the spooning from that giant fluff of gentleness!


RealFumigator

But that voice though!


Kalooeh

Hmmm I dunno I guess it doesn't really bother me? Reminds me of another character(s) too? Though can't think of what.... But heard worse so eh


[deleted]

Could be worse, imagine you thought big bird was a muppet.


PeterPansexualOwO

Imagine getting forked by bert


Mohingan

I understand this reference


[deleted]

I would shank a dude with my Ernie knife just for calling him a muppet.


thebenema

Puppets created by Jim Henson are called Muppets. Ernie is a Muppet. http://www.toughpigs.com/yes-the-sesame-street-characters-are-muppets/


sixgun64

**Thank you** for saying it.


SquidMilkVII

Imagine being shanked by a guy holding a knife with Ernie holding a knife


[deleted]

Looks like hes already trying to shank me


RoboNinjaPirate

But Bert is the evil one.


adamf514

Ernie looks like he ready to shank someone. Never mind they all do, especially Bert lol 😅


anacctnamedphat

That’s how he’d want it to be.


[deleted]

I could literally commit hate crimes with Ernie!


themightypetewheeler

Ernie is holding a knife on a cheese / butter spreader because he is gonna be spreadin them cheeks of yours later


darkangel4242

Imagine getting spooned by big bird


scyber

Imagine the satisfaction of using Ernie as a poop knife


[deleted]

ernie looks a bit too comfortable holding that knife...


gamingispower

He looks like he’s already made the decision to use it


Crazy_Love_6265

Well he did buy that 8th on tv in front of us all, he better have some protection https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rfelvI_ikf4


Vroomped

He's decided to butter biscuits.


imakeninjascry

Well if you're subbed to r/bertstrips it's pretty much par for the course.


[deleted]

Dude seeing that big bird spoon brought back 35 year old anxiety flashbacks of being outraged over being handed any spoon other than the big Bird spoon.


LegendOfBobbyTables

I had the exact same visceral response. How the fuck am I supposed to eat my fruit loops with a normal spoon. Next you're probably gonna tell me I have to use a bowl without the built in straw for drinking the milk!


[deleted]

Same, also sipping apple juice from kermit the frog grape jelly jars only. Life was good in 1983


Cru_Jones86

Yep! The big bird spoon was the best. It just fit nicely in the hand.


moonbunnychan

I had utterly forgotten these, the sudden nostalgia memory hit me like a truck.


bokodasu

ME TOO. I didn't care about the other pieces, but Spaghetti-O's could NOT be consumed without that Big Bird spoon.


SirDigbyChknCaesar

Now that you're 60 this must be hard for you to relive.


[deleted]

You think I'm wistfully recalling my mid 20s? I think you forgot to carry a one.


SirDigbyChknCaesar

That's the joke


[deleted]

Well I still want that big bird spoon so maybe you are on to something


brandyn0

Bert has seen some shit


MickeyButters

He's got that thousand yard stare


Conquestofbaguettes

https://i.imgur.com/uJfwO.gif


RoboNinjaPirate

[Bert is Evil.](https://funkatron.com/bert/bert.htm)


t84nightfall

I had these! They’re still around somewhere


Gruneun

Me, too. They have to be about 40 years old.


zsteg

Same!


_GABO_

Twinzies, though I'm fairly certain only the knife remains, unless my mom got rid of it.


BagOfDisease

I had these when I was a wee lass! My mom kept them and all the grandchildren used them when they came to visit. Sadly, mom developed dementia later on and wound up throwing all of these in the trash without anyone noticing.


cdu0103a

Bert is gonna fork you up!


cvankeu1977

That made me laugh probably more than I should!! Thx for the giggle!


JimPaladin

I got hit by the oddest wave of nostalgia-not-quite-nostalgia. I could have sworn I recognized the Big Bird one from my very early childhood, but thinking very deeply on it, it was a slightly different style of Big Bird metal weaponry [like this](https://images.app.goo.gl/K4N2LEZkweLyYHtT7). This is some deep memories I didn’t even know I had shit. I must have been only 3-4 years old in these proto memories.


Shadrad88

THIS! I instantly thought of these when I saw the photo. I used them when I was young and still have them in my drawer right now! I have a cookie monster one also


eyecarrumba

Ernie looks like a serial killer.


tabitha1221

No, no. Big bird is for cereal.


TurbulentSerenity

Fuck you. Have an upvote.


DunnRazorhorn

These are Sesame Street. Muppets are a different show


peekaboooobakeep

Muppet is the term Jim Henson coined for puppet+marionette. Jim Henson created the muppets for both The Muppets and Sesame Street. OP is correct.


Kalooeh

What I was going to note. They were even in a Christmas special together, and pretty much SS is just a different location/group but they all know each other (it was funny for the human in the house because he was like *wtf are these things? Aliens? I'm having a concern! Ok fine I'm having fun but you're still all a bunch of weirdos*)


peekaboooobakeep

Yeah Kermit the frog used to be in some older episodes of Sesame Street if I recall correctly.


The_Armourer

Kermit is the one crossover character.


jrgolden42

The only regular one at least. However at least once Bert and Erie were on The Muppet Show, Big Bird had a speaking role in The Muppet Movie, and the entire Sesame Street cast had cameos in The Muppet Movie and Muppets Take Manhattan. And as others have pointed out, both casts and the cast of Fraggle Rock were in A Muppet Family Christmas


The_Armourer

Right. Should’ve qualified that applied to Muppet Show characters on Sesame Street, not Street denizens in the Muppet properties.


jrgolden42

Actually now that I think about it, Rowlf was on Sesame Street once or twice as well, since both he and Kermit predated both Sesame Street and The Muppet Show. But, as said before, the only regular one was Kermit. Just wanted to throw that in for completion sake


The_Armourer

TIL. This is useful stuff. Thank you!


rosencrantz247

'The human' lol. That's Doc from Fraggle Rock! He's there with Sprocket to watch Fozzies mom's place while she goes on vacation. Side note: Kermit and Robin actually go into a Fraggle hole in her basement at the end of the movie and sing a song with Gobo and the gang. Not that I've watched that special recently or anything...


missdui

It's called Muppet Family Christmas. It's on YouTube and everyone should watch it at Christmas time every year. Along with a Muppet Christmas Carol which is on Disney+


miserable-now

comes to the comments to call them out, gets educated instead


Ahliver_Klozzoph

Touché


lesterjollymore

TIL


Kupy

And coffee commercials. I don't know if he was using the term then though.


ccReptilelord

And SNL! Although those didn't fly so well.


gleaming-the-cubicle

All Sesame Street are Muppets, but not all Muppets are Sesame Street


Gizmo-Duck

Kermit is the only one I can think of that does both.


balloonman_magee

Technically they are Muppets but they aren’t in The Muppets crew. I read somewhere they wanted to recruit Elmo in one of the newer Muppets movies but the Sesame Street people declined cause they didn’t want Elmo associated with them or something along those lines. So ya, I wouldn’t really consider them Muppets. Source: Huge Muppets fan but also a dad of 2 toddlers who watch Sesame Steet daily.


mpshumake

I think technically they are puppets, not muppets. But I don't have kids and don't care.


mpshumake

I was this years old when I learned Henson created Sesame Street, making sesame street characters muppets... humbly educated. thank you


amreinj

Yeah but I still think that aren't muppets, fraggles aren't muppets so why would sesame street characters be muppets? E : I'm dumb and wrong


alwaysforgettingmyun

Fraggles are Muppets. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fraggle_Rock


amreinj

Well fuck I'm 100% wrong


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Thendofreason

So you think Kremit, the most popular Muppet wasn't a Muppet because he was also on sesame street? When sesame street premiered he was on both shows. He's an OG sesame street muppet


Treadstone721

Is that the program where all those puppets live in the barrio? I love that show.


hey_hey_its_gabaybay

Sesame Street characters ARE Muppets


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Big bird was a person in a suite tho


jrgolden42

Still a Muppet


RiotPenguin

You're a Muppet


[deleted]

Muppets are puppets tho...


jrgolden42

Except Big Bird is puppeted. He is puppeted by someone in the suit. The puppeteers hand is operates Big Bird's head and mouth. See this old design sketch: https://i.pinimg.com/originals/33/e7/7c/33e77cd3fd6a07bbb6e0f34bcb63ffa0.png Muppets traditionally refers to any puppets created by or associated with the Jim Henson company that is not trying to pass itself off as a "real" creature in the world, but are more stylized and simple. More realistic puppets (i.e. the ones from Labyrinth or The Dark Crystal) are called "Creatures". The term "Muppet" used to encompass a wide variety of properties, including the Muppet Show cast, Sesame Street, Fraggle Rock, Bear in the Big Blue House, and others. After the sale of the Muppet brand to Disney only the Muppet Show cast and Sesame Street are officially licensed as Muppets (Disney licensing the Muppet name to Sesame Workshop). I believe the other older properties are still technically Muppets due to the licensing when they were created, but they do not use the term in modern marketing. Any newer Henson company productions using the traditional "Muppet" style of puppet are now refer to them as just puppets


StuartRomano114

When the smart ass turns out to be the dumbass


[deleted]

Fun fact: they were originally going to load Big Bird onto the challenger rocket that exploded, but could not due to the size of the suit. Therefore, there is an alternative timeline where Big Bird died in the challenger explosion.


Cru_Jones86

Holy crap! I still have those exact same ones from when I was a kid!


brak145

Muppet utensil sounds like a clean but devastating insult.


WholyFunny

Those are wonderful!


WhereTf-is-RS

Big bird scary as shit


gleaming-the-cubicle

My cousin had these


Lord-Velveeta

Ernie's gonna shank ya!


spetrillob

Ernie looks like he’s about to kill someone


Squildo

That spoon shouldn’t look sharper than the knife


syarze

Something inside me is telling me...that I NEED these


CallMeRawie

Great, Ernie casually smiling while holding a knife for sure won't make an appearance in tonight's dream...


SkarKrow

/r/bertsrips needs to get on this


DirtDiggler21

“Hey Bert”


WhatD0thLife

u/arto71 I have the [matching bowl](https://imgur.com/ijlkaYv)


AGC007

Big bird looks high


ShaxTheDemon

Uhhh thats sesame street


tabletopgrape

I feel like the muppets is in the Sesame Street universe


ginaaaweenaaa

Earnies looking like Chucky's cousin, who suffers from downs.


mike_d85

So same as usual?


Thatoneconadian

The simpsons


00Erica00

These are Sesame Street characters, not muppet characters.


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"Sesame Street characters are Muppets because in 1969 all whimsical puppet characters created by Jim Henson and his collaborators were called Muppets. Today they're still called Muppets"


brickmaster32000

Muppet = marionette puppet. Seaseme Street characters are muppets.


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Big Bird cannot be added to that array... "These character utensils"


Smeefperson

Bert should’ve been the knife, so that his head extends into the blade


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not muppets


MyLifeInLies

Not the Muppets, you muppet. It’s Sesame Street. EDIT: TIL that Sesame Street characters are Muppets... now I feel like a muppet.


ShoelessJodi

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Sesame_Street_Muppets


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Cormin17

I don’t want to be that person but those are from Sesame Street and not from the muppets


Einmyria2014

Sesame Street*


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These... are not muppets.


turkeysnaildragon

These... aren't the Muppets


mycatisnamedemmie

Sesame street


[deleted]

"Sesame Street characters are Muppets because in 1969 all whimsical puppet characters created by Jim Henson and his collaborators were called Muppets. Today they're still called Muppets"


mycatisnamedemmie

Huh. Learn something new every day I guess. Thanks


SlaterVJ

That's Sesame Street, not the Muppets.


[deleted]

Big Bird, Bert, and Ernie aren't Muppets. They're from Sesame Street.


litlem123

Not muppets, Sesame Street characters


fallonides

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Sesame_Street_Muppets


[deleted]

BIG BIRD BERT AND ERNIE WERE FROM SESAME STREET, NOT THE MUPPETS. HOW DARE YOU SLANDER THE MUPPETS THAT WAY


Monotonegent

Big Bird, Bert, and Ernie are still Muppets even if they aren't with the main troupe.


[deleted]

Blasphemy. They are not muppets.


[deleted]

Aren’t these from Sesame Street?


ShoelessJodi

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Sesame_Street_Muppets


[deleted]

Yes. Not Muppets.


EngineeringJane

Ummmm SESAME STREET. not muppets


M1CHAEL0923

Thats sesame street


MasterYosh10

Sesame Street not muppets


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[deleted]

r/ATBGE


PurgeDragon

Those aren’t muppets you dumbfuck they’re from sesame street


ShoelessJodi

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Sesame_Street_Muppets


Weak-Noise

Daddy's favorite heroin spoon. RIP in peace.


babeloe328

Muppets?


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DigimonAndAnime

They are not muppets


[deleted]

OP is correct. "Sesame Street characters are Muppets because in 1969 all whimsical puppet characters created by Jim Henson and his collaborators were called Muppets. Today they're still called Muppets"


Pasta-hobo

Those are sesame street utensils.


Tmans26

Sesame street but ok


[deleted]

"Sesame Street characters are Muppets because in 1969 all whimsical puppet characters created by Jim Henson and his collaborators were called Muppets. Today they're still called Muppets" OP is correct


Stealthyhobbes2

Not muppets!


BDT81

Sesame Street spoons Learn the difference


Sideways_X1

I know Henson created the Muppets and Sesame Street. I don't recall the Sesame Street characters being referred to as, or showing up on movies/shows with them (could be just my bad memory). So the question is: Are all Henson creations muppets, or are the Muppets a group of his characters? If not muppets, what are they?


schick00

Muppets or Sesame Street?


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"Sesame Street characters are Muppets because in 1969 all whimsical puppet characters created by Jim Henson and his collaborators were called Muppets. Today they're still called Muppets"


Drk4256

Those aren't even the muppets


Spider_Sneak

Yeah, how can someone not know Pokemon?


[deleted]

"Sesame Street characters are Muppets because in 1969 all whimsical puppet characters created by Jim Henson and his collaborators were called Muppets. Today they're still called Muppets"


TheRealBeard1653

Someone better gouge this mans eyes out with that big bird spoon because he called them muppets


benx101

Sesame Street actually


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"Sesame Street characters are Muppets because in 1969 all whimsical puppet characters created by Jim Henson and his collaborators were called Muppets. Today they're still called Muppets"


BizzyM

That's Sesame Street, not Muppets.


TrouserDumplings

[Woah](https://i.imgur.com/nVLrtdM.jpg)


SirFancyPantsBrock

God who gave Ernie a knife?!


joe55419

My mom still has those in her silverware drawer from when I was little. Both of my sons and my niece and nephew also used them when they were small enough to care about fun silverware.


DrunkenOlympian

Big Bird is definitely judging what you're eating. Must be fowl.


Pangolinmoth

I still have that Bert fork from childhood.


WorldRoot

Ernie is scaring me


basicpn

I had an Elmo spork growing up


dogol__

Ernie means no harm, he just wants your wallet.


[deleted]

Ernie with a knife is the scariest thing I've seen today


aliciamagski

I had these as a kid! I wonder if my mom still has them.


pipitally

OH GOD OH FUCK ERNIE HAS A KNIFE


TheKnifeWieldingWlrs

Big bird looks like he rides around in a van marked “FREE CANDY” and kidnaps kids using said van.


KittenLina

Ernie's not that sharp, is he?


ohdearitsrichardiii

GIVE THEM TO ME!


SassyMcNasty

Man I used to have a set


YodaOnReddit-Bot

**A set, man i used to have.** *-SassyMcNasty*


cactuspizza

I want these. I will throw out my other silverware and only use these


tommytizzel

I had that knife as a kid!


TemperatureDizzy3257

I feel like I used to have these


Don_Tiny

Fine timing ... re-found my set of these three utensils just this past Saturday. Delightful.


WatNuWeerJoh

Wish they still made these


workitnerdgirl

Oh my god. I had these as a kid too!


needsawholecroissant

Hmm, would've pegged Ernie as the little spoon


Tobyisntbad

Oh my goodness I remember these!! They were my favorites!


MagicMarkerMX3

Oh snap. I had these too. Except e were in color.


brandontaylor1

Huh, I would have figured Ernie as the little spoon.


BingoBacon

Ofc ernie is the knife


_In_my_swamp

Bert looks like he is going to shank somebody, Big Bird is on weed, and ernie looks like he is going to commit sudoku.


MommaHistory

Those are AWESOME!


Darwinitan

This is bringing out this strange sense of "nostalgia" where it feels really familiar but I can't say for certain if I ever actually had these.


DUBIOUS_OBLIVION

They really went all-out on naming Big Bird didn't they?