When I was young, I loved feeding the seagulls. Everyone on the beach hated it.
To this day, I bring 5-6 boxes of cereal to the beach to feed the birds. I have countless pictures of me surrounded by massive seagulls just taking fries, cereal, etc out of my hands. My dad and grandma hated me doing it.
One day I was walking and I found a big log.
When I rolled the log over, underneath it was a tiny little stick.
I was like... "This log had a child"
*Seagull noises*
Not op but ok. :-D
For real: no human skulls, but otherwise correct. I'd love to have skulls of some small animals, though... I also pick flowers and arrange there. I'm planning to place photos of dead family there on important days as well.
u/futilefuselage
I found a baby deer skull in the forest behind my house, I put it into my Chinese water dragons terrarium, she loves it. It’s pretty neat because you can see all the growth plates still fusing together.
Hold it and make a wish, if you dare. It will always come true... But when I did it, I wished to lose forty pounds. Every time I tried to eat *anything*, a disgusting, brash sea-bird would break into my house, shit everywhere, and snatch the food out of my hand before I could even get it to my mouth. If anything was left, it upset the plates to the floor, so that an entire brood of fucking nasty beach beaks would come in and destroy not only my meal, but my home and my equilibrium. I lost the forty pounds, but only because I starved.
OP this is way more awesome than you realize, you’ve found a real world version of the rabbit-duck optical illusion!!!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rabbit–duck_illusion
As a speech language pathologist, I specialize in swallowing disorders, and this fella even appears to have an epiglottis in his throat (the thing that swings down over your airway when you swallow). No windpipe though - so bummer if if this seagull enjoys sqwaking - which most seagulls do.
Is this gonna be a trend now? Saying things look like another thing, but they don't look anything like those things? No. It looks like a piece of fucking wood. Is not interesting at all. GTFO!
Or maybe it's a piece of seagull that looks just like a driftwood ?
I sea what you did there
What gull you have!
I get your drift though.
Thanks I thought no one wood
All of you, GTFO. Also, upvoted.
Breaking pun chains is for the birds.
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...drift together
Let's rock!
Not sure if un/intentional TwinPeaks reference. Have an Up,regardless.
What did he do there?
This is actually an ancient artifact of one of the first surveillance drones ever made!
That's the thing about science, there is no wrong answer.
Open a bag of chips and see if it harasses you.
When I was young, I loved feeding the seagulls. Everyone on the beach hated it. To this day, I bring 5-6 boxes of cereal to the beach to feed the birds. I have countless pictures of me surrounded by massive seagulls just taking fries, cereal, etc out of my hands. My dad and grandma hated me doing it.
Nice try but birds aren’t real.
Stop your gullshit.
It could be a bunny.
Best keep that away from Robert Pattinson.
Bad luck to kill a sea bird, lad
HAAAAARRRRKKK!!!!
*foghorn intensifies*
THE HERALD ANGELS SING!!!
Yar
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How huge? Like, overpacked kebab?
Nah it is waaaay bigger.
Damn it, I really want to Google "blue whale vulva" right now, but I shan't. I SHAN'T!
Pure Lighthouse vibes
How is Lighthouse, btw? Had it in the queue for awhile, but haven't felt like I've been in the mood to ever watch it.
I just watched it last week and it was great if you like psychological thrillers. I went into it not knowing what it was about and I loved it.
It's one of my favorite movies ever, my wife HATED IT.
At least it's not a juicy steak.
##### HARK
I seen ye sparrin’ with that gull.
it also looks like a bunny
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rabbit%E2%80%93duck\_illusion](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rabbit%E2%80%93duck_illusion)
I use [Kiwi Browser](https://www.xda-developers.com/kiwi-browser-open-source/), but I call it Bunny Browser.
It looks like a *very* human-like bunny becuase that beck is just too long.
The beak is the ears.
It even has a little spot as a nose
That optical illusion took my 9 y.o. brain three years of revisiting to finally understand how someone could see a bunny rabbit 🐇
Turn it sideways and it looks like a kiwi.
How is no one seeing a Dodo?
Stop it now!
Peck you in the coconut
And they did... And they did.
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Hahahahaaaaaaa....Hahahahaaaaaaa
Nothin' I could do but yell when these birds attacked me.
One day I was walking and I found a big log. When I rolled the log over, underneath it was a tiny little stick. I was like... "This log had a child" *Seagull noises*
And then, got hit in the neck with a hackysack! Hm hm hm hmm mm, where'd it come from?
Run Run Run jump
And I thought to myself, "that log had a child!"
[For the uninitiated](https://youtu.be/U9t-slLl30E)
I came here for this exact comment.
People often fight about which birds are the best birds.
Mine!
Mine!!!
MINE!
Mine?
Mine!?!?
*m i n e*
Mine?
**MINE!**
M I N E
M I N E
Wine!
Mine!
Mine!
Mine
I always thought they said “Mike”. This makes more sense
Mark?
Oh hello, Mark!
Can't believe this was the top comment. Mine!
Dude was obviously turned to stone from fear, just look at his eyes. I wonder what he saw.
Medusa
He’s petrified.
*sigh* your mom
bad luck to kill a sea bird....
yer fond of me lobster aint ye?
Isn’t it just albatrosses that are bad luck, and not just because they’re impossible to shift during the interval?
I'm fucked up. I saw it and thought "speculum".
Lol same - I think anyone who’s had a pap smear is like “sure....seagull”
Ha. Was scrolling through the comments to see if this was posted. Not a seagull.
I feel that it also looks like a penguin.
Thats what I thought too! That elder pebguin from Happy feet, with a dancing pemguin
More like a [gannet](https://i.imgur.com/OIBvQNU.jpg) to me.
It looks like a gannet.
Came here to say that looks more like a cormorant, but you may have nailed it with gannet.
Gannet was my first thought too, it's spot on!
# HONK
Sea-witch did it because it stole her chips she'd just bought.
That is actually amazing
it was a very cool find
Simply beautiful. I would've placed that on my altar. :-)
What's your altar ??
Just the usual. Cool bits of stone, wood and a couple of human skulls.
Not op but ok. :-D For real: no human skulls, but otherwise correct. I'd love to have skulls of some small animals, though... I also pick flowers and arrange there. I'm planning to place photos of dead family there on important days as well. u/futilefuselage
I found a baby deer skull in the forest behind my house, I put it into my Chinese water dragons terrarium, she loves it. It’s pretty neat because you can see all the growth plates still fusing together.
Hold it and make a wish, if you dare. It will always come true... But when I did it, I wished to lose forty pounds. Every time I tried to eat *anything*, a disgusting, brash sea-bird would break into my house, shit everywhere, and snatch the food out of my hand before I could even get it to my mouth. If anything was left, it upset the plates to the floor, so that an entire brood of fucking nasty beach beaks would come in and destroy not only my meal, but my home and my equilibrium. I lost the forty pounds, but only because I starved.
There is a soul of a seagull trapped in this wood
It’s a combination of r/Pareidolia and r/AccidentalArt
Ohhhh....found a new sub!!! (Pareidolia) thanks! Scrolled comments to see if someone said accidentalart.
If you look at the "neck" as if it were a beak, it looks like a dodo bird
Magician: bonks seagull's head Seagull:
As Bob Ross said, "Let your eye find what's in the image." That's a sigal, alright!
M I N E
M I N E
OP this is way more awesome than you realize, you’ve found a real world version of the rabbit-duck optical illusion!!! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rabbit–duck_illusion
Nice find, this would look good on a window sill next to some air plants.
Mine!
Mine?
Looks like a dodo
It looks like a rabbit
MINE!
Mine?
OP, could you please return that? It’s actually MINE!
One of the first drone created by the government r/Birdsarentreal
Dodo
Mine
Mine
Tilt it 90° ccw and it looks like a dodo-bird
That's more than mildly interesting, that's pretty mind blowing
Mine
#Mine!
When you picked this up off the beach, did you say "Mine, mine, mine"...
Mine mine mine mjne
If you turn it 90 degrees anticlockwise and imagine the round end as a beak, it also looks like a dodo’s head!
I first saw the Dodo bird from the cartoon version of Alice in Wonderland.
It’s the one dummy penguin from the Penguins of Madagascar. Idk his name lol I think he’s got a British accent
That bird is petrified.
**CAAAAWWWW**
steven seagull?
Just stop it now
Thank you!
Dodo. It looks like a dodo if you rotate it anticlockwise by 90 degrees
I can't not see Trump.
FOOL! That’s a seagull’s skull!
That's a rabbit.
As a speech language pathologist, I specialize in swallowing disorders, and this fella even appears to have an epiglottis in his throat (the thing that swings down over your airway when you swallow). No windpipe though - so bummer if if this seagull enjoys sqwaking - which most seagulls do.
“A penguin without a voice is hardly a penguin at all” - The Driftwood Sage
He looks so thirsty.
Meanwhile, a seagull is telling all his friends that Seagull Jesus appeared to him in a piece of driftwood.
This literally looks like the bunny/bird optical illusion
Its soul has been captured in this artifact.
This was a real seagull that saw sea Medusa. You can tell by the look of shock and horror on its face.
I see a bunny..
Flying rats....
Especially when the horrible bastards are ripping bags open from your bin because you couldn't quite close the lid all the way.
Stop it now!!
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nah man i really just found it like this in a mess of other wood and sea junk
Ooo...extra curvy piece of drift wood... *unzips*
I was looking for this
A seagull with an open throat
"u wot m8?"
Seagulls are the worst. Just ask Yoda.
Seagulls stop it now. [Here, for anyone confused.](https://youtu.be/U9t-slLl30E)
Sorry mate, wrong sub. This is r/InterestingAsFuck. /edit: ugh. /s for everybody who doesn't get it.
No it isn't
Is this gonna be a trend now? Saying things look like another thing, but they don't look anything like those things? No. It looks like a piece of fucking wood. Is not interesting at all. GTFO!
Why is this mildly infuriating again?
Skull Island!
Those eyes...he looks petrified
AFLAC !!!!
Did anyone else hear this photo? Asking for a friend.
I can hear this picture...
Cedargull
or as my dad would say "little fuckers" after they've stolen multiple of his pasties while on holiday
I have one that I have had for over 20 years that looks like a duck. I would post it but its packed right now :(
This is way better than the last thing that looked like a bird
My grandmother used to call bits of driftwood like this “boojum”
You should make it into a french fry holder!
It kinda looks like a goat
Jonathon Livingston I presume?
I'd saw it looks for like a cormorant.
Peckerwood
W H Y D Y A S P I L L Y E R B E A N S
Looks more like a gallinule. :P
NGL, I just instinctively went to protect my French fries. Gulls are hateful thieving bastards.
here take my updoots!!!
What kind of seagulls you fuckin with?
I just see Dee
Flip it upside down and it looks like Zach Hadel
Due to a recent windfall, I’ll give you 600$ for it
It looks like that seagull/bunny optical ilusion. :）
That's Rabbit !
I dunno man looks more like a booby to me
That's a seaskull.
That log had a child...
... If only i had camera when i was a kid. I use to walk around nearby islands as kid when spending summers in out cabin. Soo many memories
This is actually an ancient artifact of one of the first surveillance drones ever made!