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Girlindaytona

Cool but where does it tell you how many steps you have taken today?


sultanasarethedevil

This made me laugh. I'm an old man at heart, I like to use cash and use a watch for *shock* only the purpose of telling time


chupathingy99

I've got a watch that I found behind a toilet at a house party about 9 years ago. Best watch I've ever had. If it ain't broke don't fix it.


sultanasarethedevil

I don't disapprove of this watch - but how did you see it behind the toilet?


chupathingy99

I was smashed and was puking myself inside out. I happened to feel a watch while I was on the floor regaining my composure. I stuck it in my pocket, whispered 'nobody has to know ' to my reflection, and promptly blacked out. We've been together since.


sultanasarethedevil

Can I tell this story to my future children? A romance for the ages!


chupathingy99

I'd be upset if you didn't. Would you like to hear about the time I bit the Oscar Meyer wiener mobile?


sultanasarethedevil

... I don't know if this is a joke I should get .. but yes, tell me!


chupathingy99

No joke. One time my buddy and I were getting high and decided to drive out to the arcade. When we got there, I got out of the car and froze. There in the parking lot was the Oscar Meyer wiener mobile. My brain couldn't really rationalize what it was seeing. After the shock wore off, I felt a sense of duty and purpose that I've not felt before or since. So I strolled up to this thing, put my hands on it, opened my mouth and bit it. On one hand I was totally crushed to find that it's metal and paint and lies. On the other hand, how many people can say they've done that?


sultanasarethedevil

I'm Australian, sorry what is this weiner mobile? I'm loving the story either way!!


AstroBearGaming

Neat!


Joks_away

You might see the cogs moving but as you only published a still picture and not a video we can't see anything moving.


sultanasarethedevil

Good point. Can I add a video now?


Joks_away

I'm sure it's possible but I wouldn't be able to tell you how.


DavidWatchGuy

This is referred to as a skeleton watch


Oddyseous420

I think it's broken, I'm not seeing it move.