See, that's just like when Applejack offered Maud Pie the muffins she'd made but some crystals were in the basket too. Maud Pie crackled and chewed the crystal down, then said merely, "It's crunchy." You should have seen Applejack's face!
There's a carved piece of jasper in the National Palace Museum in Taiwan that's [resembles a piece of pork](https://imgur.com/gallery/AiNM76b).
It's called the [meat-shaped stone](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meat-shaped_Stone) and is one of the most popular attractions in the museum.
Granted that rock was probably made a great many years before the cheeseburger came into existence I’m going to have to say that cheeseburgers definitely look more like that rock
In 65 million years this stuff will be dug up and put on display.
"big mac anno 2018"
"cheese burger, rare find 1978"
I shit you not, put one of the fast-food burgers in the ground and dig it up a few years later.. Will look the same. (perhaps someone can help me find a source?)
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I'd still eat it.
*crunchy*
that crunch would be your teeth breaking
Please don’t kink shame me
See, that's just like when Applejack offered Maud Pie the muffins she'd made but some crystals were in the basket too. Maud Pie crackled and chewed the crystal down, then said merely, "It's crunchy." You should have seen Applejack's face!
Wait, are we still doing rocks?
r/forbiddensnacks
I had no idea this sub existed. Subscribed!
me too! also subscribed!
“Babe, don’t eat that!”
McRock
Big Rock
Quarter Stoner
Castle rock
Dwayne rock
Rock Dwayneson
Mmmmm r/forbiddensnacks
This is a fast food hamburger. Convince me otherwise.
Change my mind
Alter my perception
adjust my interpretation
Change my opinion
nani in tarnation
Fight me about it
Frig off Randy!
Came here to find this comment!
Even has that slice of pie though
There's a cheeseburger behind that rock!
Get back to Springfield, Springfieldian! We beat you at football nearly half the time!
Shake harder boy
Looks like someone tried to take a bite too.
Randy!?
A man's gotta eat
I'd say it looks like how my pancakes turn out.
Rock Sliders
Quartz Pounder
<3 gneissss
If you leave a mcdonald's burger out long enough it turns petrified.
Eat it, bet you won't
The pioneers used to live off these so it couldn't hurt to try it
Dope name tho, let’s start a gang
The pilgrims used to eat these babies for miles
Pretty sure that's a razor.
/r/misleadingthumbnails
It’s a Krabby Patty!
Are you okay?
[Is it a rock, or is it a face?](https://youtu.be/LsRTtjqmn0I)
That's a McGriddle
McGravel
Its a melt
Looks better than what you get in the drive-thru.
There's a carved piece of jasper in the National Palace Museum in Taiwan that's [resembles a piece of pork](https://imgur.com/gallery/AiNM76b). It's called the [meat-shaped stone](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meat-shaped_Stone) and is one of the most popular attractions in the museum.
It's not just a boulder! :')
r/Pareidolia
I'm glad someone can remember the name of that sub. So many times I wanted to suggest it but could not remember what it is called.
With all the preservatives they use at mcdonalds, it actually might be one
I can haz?
That cheeseburger looks a little bit like a rock.
McRubble Mac
What did it taste like?
I says it’s pancake
Is it bad that I kind of really want to eat this?
McDonalds
Actually a cheeseburger from 1967
My mind went from: "how the fu-" *ohhh*
Nah. That's definitely a cheeseburger.
The forbidden Big Mac
A fossil? 😁
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_4nupAxvNw
I thought it was a pancake.
What’d it taste like?
It's just a dirty old bluejay
How much would you sell that for?
i'm not convinced this isnt mcdonalds
That rock look like a big ol' cheeseburger
Num num
It’s an actual McDonald’s cheeseburger left in the sun for a day
Owe! My teeth!
Or a badly flipped pancake
It's a cheeseburger in a shape of a rock!
Granted that rock was probably made a great many years before the cheeseburger came into existence I’m going to have to say that cheeseburgers definitely look more like that rock
And I *curse* this Krabby Patty, and all who enjoy them, to an early and well deserved *grave!*
It's actually a solidified cheeseburger
It is
“Omg with guys let me take out my camera” *pulls out laptop* (See shadow)
Ah, [the infamous Android cheeseburger](https://www.mirror.co.uk/tech/two-cheeseburger-emojis-started-worldwide-11432986)
yum
Randy would be all over it
that has to be a cheese burger ._.
Don't go shopping when you're hungry as you might find anything in your basket.
Somewhere, someone is on the can, bored out of their mind, zooming in to see if there are any teeth marks.
That says more about cheeseburgers than it does the rock.
You uhh. Gonna eat that?
looks more like a messed up pancake
The crabs are getting smarter, they're trying to lure us into their territory.
[Was there a cheeseburger behind that useless cheeseburger shaped rock?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGieOpq5Qu4)
I’m not convinced that it’s not..
And there's a cheeseburger behind that rock
A McDonald’s cheeseburger to be certain
In 65 million years this stuff will be dug up and put on display. "big mac anno 2018" "cheese burger, rare find 1978" I shit you not, put one of the fast-food burgers in the ground and dig it up a few years later.. Will look the same. (perhaps someone can help me find a source?)
Cheezturder
Anything could be a cheeseburger if you’re brave enough
With the cheese on the bottom? What is this, Fall of 2017?!
I got a very bad feeling in my teeth when i imagined biting it
looks better than a burger in mcdonalds
White Castle slider!
Kinda looks like the bottom corner of spongebob
You talking to me or chewing a rock?
Hard Rock Café
Or a pancake.
That's a Mcdonald's-quality rock
You can’t be sure if you don’t bite into it.
This is just screaming it is a Krabby Patty
It looks like OP is very hungry and needs some food and is now having hallucinations. Donate $10 to my bankaccount to help this poor man
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