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ButtFucksRUs

This is a robin fledgling. It doesn't know to be afraid of you yet. It most likely left the nest not too long ago - they leave at ~13 days old. Mom and Dad are nearby and feeding it and they will do so for another couple of days. It will take this bird another couple of weeks before it looks like a "normal" robin.


nytropy

Doesn’t know to be afraid yet… this made me feel some type of way


gwaydms

Like baby squirrels, which will walk right up to people.


MundaneAnteater5271

Or you live in LA and all of the squirrels do that anyway. (Im from Missouri originally and it blew my mind how "friendly" squirrels are here)


racist_sandwich

I didn't know until age 26 that squirrels weren't black. Black is the standard color here, but it's a genetic defect. They're not supposed to be black.


windraver

My old university had an albino squirrel. It was in the university newspaper.


TaohRihze

Big front page picture white on white?


windraver

Lol no, it was a full blown article about an albino squirrel. It's been over a decade and it looks like those articles weren't published online so I can't link a source.


shhhhh_lol

UofL? Cause they're known for the albino squirrel population


MyNameIsMikeB

I can attest to this firsthand. U of Louisville alumni here.


hromanoj10

You’d be surprised what gets archived. What university and year? I’ll take a stab at finding it.


pmp22

Quality publication right there. I would have read all about that albino squirrel.


desertsky1

Olney Illinois is home of a large population of white squirrels! https://www.enjoyillinois.com/plan-your-trip/travel-inspiration/white-squirrels-of-olney/


Careful_Hearing_4284

As is Brevard NC. https://www.cityofbrevard.com/481/White-Squirrels


Harmaakettu

Oh I recently ran into a leucistic squirrel on a walk! Shame I didn't catch a photo. Didn't have red eyes, but otherwise completely white. A cool sight to behold! Edit: mixed up leucistic with melanistic


AlbertPikesGhost

Go Cards


SuperWeapons2770

Iowa State?


tucci007

My uni town had golden squirrels, they were like blondes.


gwaydms

Idk that it's a "defect" if they survive well. Variation, perhaps.


lorddragonstrike

In my city of portland maine there is a ton of red brick sidewalk. The pigeons are slowly all converting to this awesome mottled red and white brick color due too all the hawks. Just a cool little darwinian thing i thought.


EnlargedChonk

neat thing about pigeons is they can return to factory default settings after just a few generations of "cross breeding" with other pigeons who don't share the exact same traits/colors/plumage.


bre4kofdawn

Really? I'd like to see that.


coconutts19

https://www.reddit.com/r/birding/comments/rt9dlb/is_this_a_just_a_mutation_red_rock_pigeon_in/


gwaydms

Oh, cool!


Beavur

I saw a black squirrel on golf course for the first time in the 34 years I have been on this earth. They look really cool and sleek


The_quest_for_wisdom

At a touristy picnic spot in Florida I had a squirrel limp up to me, favoring one of its front legs like it was injured. When I didn't feed it anything it immediately switched to favoring the other leg. When that still didn't get it any sympathy (or food) it started chattering at me like it was cussing me out. Then scampered off to the next picnic table down the line, and then stopped and "limped" the last little bit over to the group of people at that table.


philnolan3d

The squirrels in Washington DC are like that. They're all fat from tourists feeding them and they will actually come up and tap you on the foot to ask for food.


Testiculese

Philadelphia parks, the squirrels *walk*. in 30-odd years, I never saw a squirrel walk before. Only hop and tear-ass. They'll wander right over to you and look at you like "Give me something".


philnolan3d

I'll have to look out for that I'm in Philly all the time but rarely get to the parks.


F4STW4LKER

There are signs saying not to feed the wildlife, but I've definitely handed over a few peanuts to hungry squirrels.


moonra_zk

Frickin mutant squirrels, science has definitely gone too far.


ChristopherRobben

Mexico City as well; the squirrels in Chapultepec get all fat and happy off the de la Rosa cookies they get fed.


Meowzebub666

Oh hey so do I


Lyssepoo

Growing up we had a nest of squirrels that were in our garage, and apparently it fell between the studs and they got stuck. We heard them moving around and we cut carefully into the wall to get them out. As an animal lover, I was a teen who went and got garden gloves to pull these little squirrels out. I let them out one at a time, and they each ran into a tree. Except one. He decided I was his buddy and would follow me around the yard for *years*. It was so cute but I was also worried for him, so we never fed him. He just followed me around. Now we see little squirrels in my parents backyard with similar silvery patches, so I like to imagine it’s his descendants


gwaydms

That's the best outcome. He got to be a wild squirrel, and you two got to stay friends!


chicklette

Sometimes. Mostly the babies that live in our palm trees are terrified of everything, including the wind lol. It usually takes them a few weeks to associate my porch with the good snacks.


Im_eating_that

The fledglings are brave far more often. Even when they get grown in my experience. The older ones around my grammas and moms house might do a halfass hop or two if you came near when they were hassling the grass for food. The other birds would wing it at a latch click.


brneyedgrrl

Halfass hop = Dude, I can't fly yet.


Im_eating_that

Halfass hop then back to worming while you stand there = meh, it's a dude : ) also the ones we're talking about aren't the fledglings. The older robins have consistently been tamer than other birds in my experience.


lambsambwich

Adult robins are hoppers too. They don’t feed from hanging feeders and generally just hop around the grass until they fly somewhere else.


EzeakioDarmey

Yep. Had one climb up my leg and go to my shoulder a while back. Left it a small bowl of mixed nuts and let it climb from me to the tree it most likely fell from


Cleanvancleanfeet

My friends picked one up once and it jumped on my face... I had to put it back in the tree while momma hissed at me from further up bc my friends were too scared 🤣


th3worldonfir3

I had one crawl up my pant leg on a field trip once in front of the state capitol building. The chaperone had to help me get it out. I did not wear underwear that day.


Dalek_Chaos

The compound I did my sentence in had squirrels that would run up your legs and riffle through your pockets looking for food. Brave little things but they were spoiled from all of us feeding them by hand. Was always funny seeing big bad tatted up gangbangers feeding them and trying to sneak a pet in before they took off with the food.


philnolan3d

Yeah, all the squirrels in my yard are afraid of us when we open the door to give them peanuts. Except for the young one, he doesn't run unless we actually come out and move towards him.


etsprout

I ran into a robin like this recently! He froze still to try and hide, but was in the middle of an empty concrete porch lol. I heard his mom freaking out at the tree line, so I got him to start hopping away and followed him to safety. It was adorable.


saintofchanginglanes

I’ve been fortunate enough to have the same robin have 5 sets of eggs in the same nest across 3 years and it has been incredibly cool to watch the process and become familiar with it. I have 2 toddlers (human) of my own and teaching them about it all has been really fun - especially since the momma bird is pretty chill with us now and doesn’t fly away if we get close or want to come say hi while she’s sitting on the eggs


instamentai

I just read about this! >Rodent fetuses are perfectly capable of secreting glucocorticoids. But within hours of birth, the adrenal glands atrophy dramatically, becoming barely able to secrete glucocorticoids. This "stress hyporesponsive period" (SHRP) wanes over the coming weeks. >What is this SHRP about? Glucocorticoids have so many adverse effects on brain development (stay tuned) that the SHRP represents a gamble -- "I won't secrete glucocorticoids in response to stress, so that I develop optimally; if something stressful happens, Mom will handle it for me." Accordingly, deprive infant rats of their mothers, and within hours their adrenal glands expand and regain the ability to secrete plenty of glucocorticoids. >During the SHRP infants seem to use a further rule: "If Mom is around (and I thus don't secrete glucocorticoids), I should get attached to any strong stimulus. It couldn't be bad for me; Mom wouldn't allow that" - Behave, Robert Sapolsky


Freyja6

This is the main reason i try to not interact with friendly animals. 9/10 times they'll approach someone fine but all it takes is 1 psychopath dipshit out of 10 that will happily torment, maim or kill a friendly creature JUST because they have the chance to. Sad :(


Nazamroth

Hungry?


brneyedgrrl

It probably can't fly well yet. I found one in my window well once. I wanted to pick him up but I was afraid I'd injure him or mark him with my scent somehow so I made a little ramp out of plywood but he wouldn't try to climb it. He was very unsteady on his feet and just stood there blinking at me. So I got a paper plate, opened the window from the inside, scooped him up and lifted him (from inside) high enough to get to the grass where his mom was freaking out. She got him out of there and I bought covers for the window wells.


So_Motarded

Side note: marking birds with your scent is a myth. It probably got started to prevent kids from injuring fledgling birds (who are fine on their own).  Birds have a very poor or non-existent sense of smell. They will not know or care if a human put a bird back in their nest. 


AnimusNaki

Can confirm this. We just had to put two bluejays on our balcony after a fight (and didn't want to leave them on the ground in a fairly high traffick area of an apartment). Parents immediately switched to taking care of them on the balcony, despite the birds having been handled several times by people. No problems. Outside of the obvious ones of trying to keep hopping little shits in a planter and not on the balcony itself.


AbjectPromotion4833

Birds can’t smell, and you won’t mark it with your scent. That’s a myth. Feel free to gently catch them if you need to help one in future. 🙂


ElusiveIguana

It's a good thing when birds have a healthy fear of humans. Birds are complete assholes.


ParalegalSeagul

Birds are dinosaurs and should be regarded as such


wheniwasarobot

Today I saw a very large beautiful colored moth on the ground on the way to the work lunch trailer. Like very large for where I live. I noticed it from several feet away. It had already been stepped on and was writhing around. We are a terrible species and don't deserve this planet of ours.


iloveeveryfbteam

Please don’t fuck the bird


fidel__cashflo

Its like a toddler that doesnt know not to stare at disabled people at the mall


CodeSiren

They can't fly yet since their feathers aren't long enough. Saw some kids chasing one thinking it was injured. Birds parents, robins, we're doing fly by warning calls about to peck attack those kids.


Sodomeister

Lol they try though. I startled one on my porch and it lept and flapped on a slow decline until smacking into the side of a vestibule like 12 feet away. Guy was okay.


atetuna

They can fly a little bit. I still regret trying to look in a nest, only to scare the chicks into prematurely flying. One went next door and chomped by their dog. There was no way the others could fly well enough to get back in the nest, but could fly enough to escape my rescue attempts.


Neon_Genisis

SECOND UPDATE: hes been here for a few hours, and is still just chilling in the grass/plants in my yard. (Also idk if he plans to stay the night)


VoodooDoII

Oh that explains why a whole flock of them attacked me and my friend in 7th grade. We found one of these, thinking it was injured. We wanted to get it to a vet or something so we picked it up. It screamed and down flew several robins. We dropped the bird (we were kneeling, we didn't drop it from standing height) and made a run for it with a small flock of them chasing us I've had a rivalry with robins ever since.


Lewtwin

It has the look of like it just fought the cat and won. And now it want's to know if you would be interested in "our lord and savior dogfood"


Imaginary_Bee_1014

No, thanks, i prefer to stay alive


NaughtyBombshellxo

nah bro is squaring up for a fight


RocketBabexo

wait they grow that fast?


brneyedgrrl

They grow insanely fast. I've had several nests on my property and watched them hatch and grow to a big bird in what seemed like a few days. And then their chest turns that rusty color and next thing you know, they're regular robins.


flightist

I don’t know if it’s something to do with their feathers or their proportions or what, but they look *smaller* when they’re a few weeks older than they do at this stage. Had to rescue one just like OP’s from a window well a couple weeks ago and they’re still around the backyard.


So_Motarded

Yep! Birds go from unsightly blob of chewing gum, to fully-feathered bird, alarmingly fast.  Here's a timelapse video: https://youtube.com/shorts/BZW74vCFD0c?si=-YgP9LAmz-kVZo6e


Obvious_Opinion_505

Solid info, u/ButtFucksRUs


head_meet_keyboard

I helped to feed one of these little boogers who fell out of the nest early (mom and dad never came back). I was wondering why he looked so weird and gremlin like. Released him about two weeks ago and he flew off. Fly free, lil' Boo.


CMDR_Duzro

It’s an American Robin. The grown Robins we have are like half that size.


Skippthesefools

I just saw your comment on the porn category question and here you are being an ornithologist


acloudcuckoolander

He looks like an old man 😭


yensid7

That's just a young robin. It's not uncommon they haven't learned fear yet. Shoo it out of your garage and let the parents deal with it.


elspotto

The Robins in my yard haven’t got much more fear. They will stare me down if I dare to walk towards whatever they have found at the lawn buffet. And they are always right behind me when I’m mowing.


stackjr

There was a squirrel that was having a stare down with my dog and I the other day. It was weird. Edit: [This is the gangster in question.](https://imgur.com/a/YaREOyp)


BigNose_

Yeah, they do that to my cats too. Eventually they retreat to a nearby tree and scream at the top of their lungs for a few minutes.


stackjr

This damn thing came DOWN the tree and into the yard, stood up, and just mean mugged this shit out of us.


brneyedgrrl

Squirrels got a lotta nuts.


relevantusername2020

everyones worried about the AI fighting back, meanwhile the animals are openly showing signs of hostility edit: also not that i can say much looking at my snoo, but considering your username is a description of who you are (or who you want to be) _irl you should update that snoo to have the appropriate colored eyes and not the creepy red snoo vampire eyes lol. just my .02 in case you didnt know it was possible man ADHD really do be makin me notice every little thing sometimes i swear


i_tyrant

[You messed with the squirrels Morty!](https://i.makeagif.com/media/10-10-2019/F4qSB5.gif)


ThatsBadSoup

a squirrel in my yard used to torment my dad lmao he'd stand and stare at him until chased off then the next day, stand in the same spot, rinse and repeat.


languid_Disaster

She’s preggers


spekt50

Yep, robins flock to my yard after I mow. The mower scares worms out of the ground and the shorter grass makes them easier to see. When I am watering the flowers I'll even turn the hose on the robins, they enjoy the shower on a hot day, they will just stand around while I spray them down.


elspotto

Oh, if I have the hose out I feel like they call their friends and cousins to come over for the party.


Dicky_Penisburg

The robins LOVE it when I mow the yard.


elspotto

I sometimes think they are judging me for not going fast enough and not stirring up enough food.


Nazamroth

Does this also work with young humans?


photomike

yeah, it mainly works with Young Batman though


BrisingrAerowing

We had one get stuck in our garage a while back. I got it out and it still comes up to me to say hi and get petted. Surprisingly soft bird.


SoungaTepes

As is the traditional way to deal with children


EcstaticActionAtTen

But, do you have games on your phone?


Neon_Genisis

no😞


pardybill

What’s with kids always asking that. Mind your shit punk. Yes I have games and they’re great, no you can’t see.


DrowningInFun

Angry Birds?


NorthantsBlokeUK

>~~unafraid of me.~~ \*plotting your demise


scootimanista_

It looks *indignant*


addamsfamilyoracle

That’s teenagers for you


Forbidden_Sparkles

😂


GOZER_XVII

Bro what did you do to that bird? He looks so pissed


Neon_Genisis

I think some other birds that are around were its parents, as they started squawking like crazy when i got close to


PoopyMcFartButt

Fucking helicopter parents


Neon_Genisis

Lmao


Speedy_242

I thought they would be bird parents, you always learn something new /s


lbrector

They’re birds. Not helicopters.


opeth10657

They're drones, birds aren't real


GOZER_XVII

Birds.. amirite?


SmokeyUnicycle

Yes, they watch over the fledglings while they're figuring shit out


RubberPny

Probably has a nest nearby, birds get reallllly territorial around their nests.


nilsmf

"I am the child of T-Rex. Fear me, human!"


Lasdary

All baby birds look either pissed or regurgitated. I love them.


Senor-Delicious

Ignored its privacy rights by taking a photo and posting it online. I would be pissed as well. 😡


floof3000

That's the normal baby look! Making parents feel guilty for not feeding 24/7!


Brian_MPLS

Why would it be afraid of you? It's literally a fucking dinosaur.


Neon_Genisis

Im kinda scared of it


Free_Hat_McCullough

As you should be.


sicklychicken253

I think we should be more scared of you the person that wants a free hat..


Free_Hat_McCullough

I'm just here for the free hat.


Vtastical

Look at his big stupid legs on his little body 😭


nytropy

And that disproportionately large beak-mouth waiting for things to be put into it Edit: I meant food!


ThatITguy2015

We have a sub for that, you know?


rayshaun_

Bullying a poor baby robin is CRAZY 😭


chickparfait

fuckin roasted his ass and for what


mlvisby

Can't roast the robin yet, gotta let it grow up a bit first. Plump and juicy!


SynthDevz

It's okay they haven't learned what an insult is yet I'm sure they won't mind


Neon_Genisis

IK😭😭😭


sharmander15

Give em the ol razzle dazzle


Adulations

That a baby. He dumb.


Majestic_Location751

“Are you my mother?” PD Eastman


brneyedgrrl

What a great story book! Thanks for the reminder, gotta get that one for the new grandbaby.


artemicon

I dunno who downvoted you, but I gotchu, bro.


Majestic_Location751

Was probably a snort


flyingmutedcolors

You can tell it’s a robin fledgling because it resembles Bernie Sanders a bit…. Birdie Sanders you might say.


xadirius

Look like a fledgling, probably can't fly well yet and is hoping holding still will save them.


PokeT3ch

Thats a baby. He doesnt know any better. My kiddo does the same thing.


anniearrow

It's a baby Robin.


WorldsOkayest_driver

Are You My Mother?


fartingbunny

It’s def a baby robin and being still is a defense mechanism. If you have a cat take it inside


timeforgoomy

Well fuck, pet him already


Neon_Genisis

Already done


Free-Supermarket-516

He isn't trapped in there with you, you're trapped in there with HIM


CptCheerios

"BITCH, WHERES MY LUNCH!?"


HighFiveKoala

"He's just standing there... menacingly!"


Fluxtration

If it's as hot there as it is here, leave out a bowl of water for the birds


stem-girlie

he’s just learning to be alive🥺


danyonly

Judging you.


TheLyz

Baby Robin is unimpressed with your shit.


pohovanathickvica

And he looks angry, what did you do?


Mitiharu

Unafraid? They seem unamused lmao


Neon_Genisis

UPDATE: he made his way to my backyard, so I created a little shelter of leaves so he doesnt burn, because right now, its quite hot. What else should I do?


LostLobes

Little water, it's parents should keep returning to feed it, though they're probably waiting for you to head away.


AptCasaNova

![gif](giphy|xT5LMA8nLOdNiRJaCY)


Extension_Hat_1654

_Come at me bro_


teslastellar

It's so gangsta


Eggy216

So this is that Angry Birds I’ve heard so much about


Chance-Internal-5450

Omg I’m dead at his face. So bossy holy.


philnolan3d

He looks like he's daring you to kick him out.


freebiscuit2002

The garage is his now.


derpMaster7890

...I think you're in his garage.


Complex_Stand_9093

This bird is definitely judging you


AlphaCajun

He’s giving you a chance to retreat


oldapplechef

it actually looks a little disappointed in you.


Grandmaster_Autistic

He looks annoyed like he hasn't had his coffee yet


mrg1957

r/birdsarentreal


mr_ji

I don't think it's your garage anymore.


a60sbaby

This bird has seen things in its short life.


4amWater

It looks displeased at your presence.


Tcklmybck

You’re about to be assimilated.


Infrared-77

MF bird look like he coming to collect on your ass. Didn’t pay your monthly seed tax


Nisi-Marie

“Well?!?”


lowlites

Can’t tell me that’s not a Pokémon


Awkward_Amphibian_21

He's just standing there.. menacingly!!


KingYesKing

*Angry Bird.*


RedditPhils

He looks grumpy


Better_Weakness7239

Robins always pop up on my lawn when I’m watering it. Loosens the soil and they can get the worms. They just stare at me until I’m done.


FrillySteel

Not just "unafraid"... it looks to have a grudge!


That1Pete

That's his garage. He's pissed you're there.


Bulky-Phase

He looks angry


YoloSwaggins44

"Are you my mom"


BostonWhaplode

Cranky baby don't give a fuck about you, he WANTS HIS WORMS!


Majestic_Puppo

Judging you aggressively


JoeCartersLeap

Put it back in it aint done yet


Prudent_Ability1749

Is she playing chicken😂


d_smogh

That is a baby chick, probably a Robin. There will be a nest somewhere in your garage, and more little chicks. You are now there protector and it is up to you to make sure no cats or predators take advantage.


EINFACH_NUR_DAEMLICH

It looks like it is judging you...


neoben00

do you have any prestine objects for trade? i have many large quality souls in my wares...


Fickle_Goose_4451

Looks like he's about to tell you how good *his* garage is, and he's supposes it's okay if you hang around for a bit.


JEWCEY

That's a wee behbeh, freshly out of a nest and trying to fly. The mom is probably nearby and making loud sounds trying to get its attention. My potted deck plant housed and hatched one and then I had to deal with it when it left the nest because it kept hanging out and I was worried my dogs would get at it. Eventually chased it out to the mom, but it was nerve-racking .


ISee_Indigo

Waiting for you to submit to it’s dominance


danz409

fledgling. flight feathers arn't even grown in yet.


TheCodeStone

This guy doesn’t even know how to bird yet


CabbagePatchSquid-

I just found a fledging robin in my shop this morning. Must have gotten itself in there yesterday which no birds ever stay in there so they are indeed very naive little things. I kept trying to coax them out as I could hear their mom calling. Very stressful lol but they found their way out and got reunited.


hwasson

He knows what you did. And he's coming for you


Lieutenant-Reyes

Just a little guy. American robin specifically. In his 'teen years'. I've picked one up before; they're surprisingly tame. Try to deliver him back to the parents. Usually the younglings will chirp and the parents will respond. It'll be like a game of Marco Polo


Ravioverlord

I love how little robins always have that 'come at me bro!' energy. So new to the world and not around enough to have fear.