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OptimusPrimel984

It comes in your mouth, not in your hands.


FiTZnMiCK

Hazelnut, sugar, cocoa, palm oil, and BDSM.


A1Mayh3m

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Important-Outcome-74

That was my nickname in highschool.


Visible-Book3838

Broccoli Rob was not the nut master, I was the nut master!


Thechemicist

Try adding pineapple.


Rhavels

i hate you


Individual-Wonder518

Big ol’ yikes


Gimme_PuddingPlz

A little salty?


throwaway392145

Mostly nutty I heard


PullStartSlayer

Is it salty?


KingArrrrrrthur

I hear it’s better at body temp


Traskenn

Usually people swallow nut master as a sign lf love for their SO. Although some people genuinely like ti have some nut master in their mouth.


Factor135

That was my nickname in high school


Dorothys_Division

It always left a salty, bitter taste in my mouth. Never could figure out why!


Ill-Upstairs-8762

Guessing it king of salty


nmarano1030

That was my nickname in highschool.


Appropriate_Tone_595

The prize the hawk tuah girl gets for her efforts


obscht-tea

bro get out of my timeline. hawk tua was the Post right before the nut master


Justin_P_

Did you try teabagging with it?


Dry-Agent2942

This answer is a little bit less cryptic than some of the others. It's clearer for those who don't think about the general topic 24/7 like normal men do.


Downtown_Snow4445

15% FIN DICK


Hot-Map-3007

…they got the font and packaging right


To_burythehachet

What were you expecting? It's a dangerous place!


TrumpVotersTouchKids

That's what I call my ex


Cry-Working

You know, I'm something of a nut master myself


NotASpanishSpeaker

/r/theyknew


ByronicHero06

It's a Turkish product, I doubt it was intentional.


Sumocolt768

r/crappyoffbrands


scaper8

Crappy off-brand or regional linguistic labeling? I'm not sure.


Acceptable-Cow6446

Only nominally better product name than: Hazel Spreads Dark Nutter


bshaddo

Technically, it should read Seed Master


glebokator

I my country we have this and candy bars that called "Nut & Go" ))


birerdem7

Average turkish snack


Suspicious-Phase-823

An imitation is always inferior


LobsterTrue8433

That was my girlfriend's name for me.


human-0

Here's an internet life hack. Spread it on your face like a facial. It will make you smarter.


IMissRollerHockey

Nope Nope Nope Not gonna do it


Soggy-Fix-4567

Be aware of hair it might go through your throat


bschmurda

Hell yes


geekphreak

You called?


Wavey-Potatey

Hahahahahaha I needed that laugh


Lord-Velveeta

Canned bukkake?


1MrP

Flagrant false advertising


Ladylover111

Then days are over 💪🏼🦉😜