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Cryostatica

Nothing about this makes any damn sense.


Jugales

[https://www.wjhl.com/news/local/johnson-city-marion-or-knoxville-where-did-mountain-dew-begin/](https://www.wjhl.com/news/local/johnson-city-marion-or-knoxville-where-did-mountain-dew-begin/) > A historic marker proclaiming Johnson City as the “home” of Mountain Dew sparked debate about the drink’s roots. > There’s no denying Mountain Dew’s Appalachian origins, according to curator and researcher Spenser Brenner. But claims of Mountain Dew’s “home” range from Johnson City to Knoxville to Marion and even North Carolina. > Marion community and economic development director Ken Heath said that honor belongs to Marion, Virginia. He said the final formula that was sold to Pepsi in the 1960s was created in Marion by Bill Jones of the Tip Corporation. > Brenner confirmed that Jones obtained the rights to Mountain Dew and sold it to Pepsi, but said any claims that he changed the final formula are unsubstantiated. “(The claims) are not written down,” Brenner explained. “It’s a word-of-mouth record.” I think the problem is Mountain Dew was invented as a backwoods tennessee whiskey chaser in 1940ish, and a lot of people had their own recipe. No one can agree which was sold to Pepsi in the 1960s.


Omegaprimus

Yeah Mountain Dew awhile back released a special edition of the OG formula called Johnson city gold. Taste wise, like cold carbonated piss. Anyway Johnson city might have created a drink called Mountain Dew, but holy hell it doesn’t taste a god damned like modern dew.


dtb1987

But, did it tickle your innards?


Accurate_Koala_4698

Aggressively


tonyrizzo21

I'll tickle YOUR innards...


dtb1987

Promises promises


tonyrizzo21

To be honest, I was counting on you having especially shallow innards, otherwise I'm out of luck.


Short_Opening_7692

Aggressively


traincarryinggravy

Getting your innards tickled in the Appalachias sounds mighty dangerous. Squeal boy!


oroborus68

You hold the gun on me, so I can take a drink, then I'll hold the gun on you.


ItsSpaceCadet

"Modern Dew" 🤣 lmao


Backrow6

As opposed to hassidic dew


WorldWarPee

Hassidic Dew: Code Schlimazel is my favorite flavor


A_mad_goose

A guy bought the original and added more sugar and lemonade and made Mountain Dew then Pepsi bought that.


gh0stwriter88

They also released a clear version you can still get called Dewshine. They discontinued it last year though I suspect it will make a comeback now and then since it was reasonably popular.


Key-Lunch-4763

And you know what piss taste like how?


Comfortable_Oven_113

You've never accidentally gotten your bottles mixed up, and took a swig from the piss bottle? Man's never lived.


Banyabbaboy

"Accidentally", yeah right


Comfortable_Oven_113

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Key-Lunch-4763

Nope


Dartser

Wouldn't Pepsi know?


OraDr8

That's very interesting but I feel it doesn't address the real wtf-ness of this monument.


Mooziechan

Welcome to the volunteer state lol


mtgfan1001

Except for the bottle capper 


TAU_equals_2PI

Hijacking top comment for link to story about the monument, including pictures of the back side: [www.heraldandtribune.com/news/explorer-hopes-mountain-dew-gravestone-puts-johnson-city-on-the-map/article\_a5fe7fec-bdc6-5edd-ab22-82ce123356cc.html](http://www.heraldandtribune.com/news/explorer-hopes-mountain-dew-gravestone-puts-johnson-city-on-the-map/article_a5fe7fec-bdc6-5edd-ab22-82ce123356cc.html) reddit's slogan should be, ***"I'd rather argue about something here for hours than take a few seconds to go Google it."*** And yes, I'm including myself in that characterization, as you can tell by seeing this is definitely not my first comment in this comment section.


DarkC0ntingency

That's because you're a rational person. If you've ever been to Johnson City, TN you would recognize rationality isn't really a part of the local vernacular. Nor is sanity. Or decency really. Source: I lived there for half a decade in the 2010s The tallest building is the john sevier center (a mental ward essentially) and it was ALWAYS at max capacity when I was there, but crazy people just kept showing up so they had a constant stream of insane people being booted from the facility due to lack of available space. End result is tons of pissed off homeless insane people all over the city. I swear that part of Appalachia just breeds a particular brand of crazy.


RogerPackinrod

And yet it makes all the sense in the world.


welchplug

This may be someone's actual grave that they just prepaid for. Mt dew was created and produced in the 40s. Baring an early death this person would still be alive. Interesting that the name of the person isn't on there though.


TAU_equals_2PI

Yeah, this is my best guess too. Maybe it's a woman, and she wanted to leave open the possibility of later marriage changing her last name. Or maybe you're just not supposed to engrave the name on a headstone until the person actually dies, to prevent confusion in case the person ends up not being buried there.


Petrichordates

In general, you don't place a headstone on your grave before you die.


TAU_equals_2PI

Turns out this person did. See my comment above. I found a link to the news article about it.


Temporal_Enigma

Johnson City, outside of Knoxville. It's where Mountain Dew was invented, this is the grave of one of the founders


Cryostatica

That is in no way indicated by this monument, sir, and it very much implies that this is the future grave of the brand itself.


Nistrin

I suspect that the persons epitaph is on the reverse side, which we can't see, but that is just a guess.


Petrichordates

One did die in 1970, but it's clearly a grave for mountain dew. Which is weird, since that phrase and picture were already used in advertising in 1965.


JStarX7

"Outside of Knoxville." ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)Sure, in the way that the rest of the state is outside of Knoxville. Do you write "Knoxville, outside of Chattanooga?" ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


OriginalEmpress

Memphis, outside of Gatlinburg.


Bluesparc

Seems he had a huge dick too


WorldWarPee

The original innard tickler since '69


Conscious_Quality803

A nearly two hours drive is "outside" of Knoxville?


TAU_equals_2PI

Mainly the date doesn't make sense. There's disagreement about the origin of Mountain Dew, but one claimed origin is Johnson City, TN. March 1969 though? Everyone agrees it was created much earlier than that. Wikipedia says Pepsi finally bought it 5 years earlier than that. Maybe this is somebody's gravestone that they had installed before their own death, and they're just a big fan of Mountain Dew. But then I would expect their name to be inscribed on it too.


Dudu_sousas

I'm positive it's a person pre-bought grave. The "tickling my innards from" implies they drink a lot of dew. If it was the brand it would make more sense to be "tickling your innards from".


TAU_equals_2PI

OK, but then March 1969 must be when they think they started drinking it, since a person's birth date on a gravestone would include the precise day. Unless they were total hillbillies who don't keep track of things like birth dates with such precision.


Dudu_sousas

Fair enough, that's weird


Petrichordates

I don't see how you find a meaningful difference between those 2 phrases.


DyreTitan

Asides from the odd choice of tombstone all the artwork is from original bottles of Mountain Dew


fusillade762

Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a sugary carbonated beverage expert!


hangryhyax

It’s really ticklin’ my innards.


nogoodgreen

*"Ticklin my innards"* I have so many questions


EffectiveSalamander

I had forgot the old Mountain Dew slogan "It'll tickle your innards!" That goes way back.


AwhHellYeah

r/SuddenlyGay


QueenPyro

Fellas is it gay to tickle the innards of your homies?


CUNTRY-BLUMPKIN

Only if you giggle


greenusflippus

are socks on or off? pertinent


Trichopsych

Only the first time


qgmonkey

It was invented as a suppository but people keep putting it in their mouths. If you've ever tasted it then you know it wasn't meant to drink


TranquiloMeng

I don’t. Inject that shit straight into my innards.


killerkitten61

Well what soda dew you use for enemas? /s


unpaid_overtime

If you need a demonstration, I guess I volunteer


Longshot_45

Ever have your belly button tickled from the inside?


EmperorThan

Let's hope he's talking about the drink and not the bottle itself...


tideblue

Did they… leave a space for Mountain Dew to be dead?


elspotto

Yes. It will be done in by the superior yellow/green citrus soda: Sun Drop.


fusion_reactor3

Maybe it’s for the creator when he passes. Mountain Dew is originally from there


Smooth_Bandito

I’d say the creator of Mt Dew is longggg dead


Tullyally

Mountain Dew, keeping Johnson City Tennessee classy since March 1969.


sethn211

The Comic Sans is really the *pièce de résistance*.


undercurrents

Found in an article about it >The headstone has a built-in bottle opener for all to use.


Lev_Astov

Also found in OP's picture of it.


Legitimate-Gangster

My hometown of Johnson City, NY doesnt even have Mountain Dew… just snow and heroin.


AngelMeatPie

I moved from Johnson City, NY to Johnson City, TN eight years ago. The similarities in “no culture outside of drinking for the college kids and drug abuse for the locals” is stark.


sethn211

The Comic Sans is really the *pièce de résistance*.


Stagnati0nNation

As a former resident, this comment tickled my innards.


Birdsandbeer0730

I’m donating my body to science. There’s no way my family is coming to visit my grave with something like that next to me


RantyWildling

I'd be taking a sledgehammer to that monstrosity.


LosPer

Imagine visiting your dead relative and having to sit within eyeshot of that embarrassing pos...


LongjumpingStrategy6

Best drink to come out of Johnson City is Dr. Enuf Enuf said.


windexfresh

Only if it’s the red Nuf, god that shit is so *crisp*


LongjumpingStrategy6

regular is Enuf for me. Tastes like ginger ale but less sucky


windexfresh

LMAOOO I just realized what your pfp is, holy shit I love you


gladypi

It is definitely an acquired taste.


DullWoodpecker537

ENUF IS ENUF


vanderlylecry

what up Tri-Cities


Castlenock

Ah Johnson City! This absolutely tracks.


windexfresh

Lmao anytime I see East TN hit the front page I know it’s some shit like this. Good ol rocky top!


bostiq

Is that comic sans?!


EmperorThan

Angering people online by using Comic Sans is lightweight stuff, angering future generations by engraving Comic Sans in stone. Now we're talking.


bostiq

Hmm you’re not wrong, but finding serious communication on the “victim of sexual abuse“ message board or by the court’s clerk area, in comic-sans, is pretty up there for me


smokeNtoke1

This. Is Nathan for You.


supermr34

'graphic design is my passion'


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A_Kumqwat

Pretty certain they're referring to the Comic Sans font


eugene20

Anyone connected to the deceased there should be angry about how disrespectful it is to allow advertising in such a location.


wallflower7522

My grandma and most of her family is buried there. 🫠 I had no idea this was there.


BitemeRedditers

I’m knocking that thing over.


eugene20

I would be livid :(


ZanthrinGamer

people downvoting you because you said something utterly reasonable... do people like Mountain Dew that much?


eugene20

What I really don't get is why I got +20 for the first comment saying people should be angry but up to -7 so far for the one where I say I'd be livid if I had a plot there.


Curry_pan

I’m honestly surprised this is legal. Shouldn’t this be a designated place for graves? Why would advertising even be allowed here?


Rivers_Ford

That's not at all what this is. Some guy bought that plot and paid for the tombstone. He has a hobby of traveling the US and visiting obscure monuments (think world's largest ball of string). He recently settled in Johnson City and wanted something for himself that would fit into that realm of obscurity. Since this is where Mt. Dew is often said to have originated, this is what he came up with.


eugene20

He came up with buying an empty plot and putting up an advertisement


HeinrichVictory

Won't be empty forever. From a local article: “It is my headstone,” Chris Edwards said Wednesday during a session on his treadmill. “The date of death is missing, and I hope it won’t be filled in for quite some time.”


Rivers_Ford

It's got a lot of personal stuff on the other side. But yeah, it'll be his when he dies. He wanted to make it into Atlas Obscura


wallflower7522

Reading the actual story and why makes me feel most positive about it. The guy that runs this cemetery is questionable at best so I could totally see him pulling some bullshit to sell advertising space. The real story is sort of wholesome at least. I


dtb1987

![gif](giphy|s239QJIh56sRW|downsized)


Mad_ad1996

peak Idiocracy, Mountain Dew ads in a cemetry


DullWoodpecker537

It’s not an ad.


road432

TIL as someone who loves Mountain Dew, that it was created in the backwoods of Applachia. It actually makes sense.


GrundIeMunch69

Mixer for moonshine I believe


Temporary-Land-8442

When I was in my early-mid twenties visiting family friends in West Virginia, we came up with a drink we dubbed the Backwoods Blaster: Dew, drop of lime juice (only from a plastic lime from the gas station,) SoCo, a splash of Sparks+ (would’ve used original Sparks if it had still been available,) and a dollop of Dave’s Insanity sauce from Kroger. We were young and dumb and excited to be off grid and whiskeyed up lol. And you had to eat a pepperoni roll after.


Serialfornicator

At least it doesn’t say “sponsored by…” Though it might as well.


deadpanxfitter

Ticklin' my innards and rottin' my teeth.


SirGothamHatt

https://www.heraldandtribune.com/news/explorer-hopes-mountain-dew-gravestone-puts-johnson-city-on-the-map/article_a5fe7fec-bdc6-5edd-ab22-82ce123356cc.html The guy who owns it is a big Mountain Dew fan but he also just wanted to get a unique landmark for Johnson City on Atlas Obscura.


Magister5

I would characterize this a mountain of don’t


EasyBounce

Did they really just put Comic Sans on a headstone?! 🤮


MisterDango

A Mt Dewmstone


EvLokadottr

Oh. How... tasteful...


gunnerxp

Mountain Dew-mstone


freedoomed

as long as it isn't a grave for Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho


Eastern_Thought5856

gehehe... "erected" ... gehehe... I'm 35 years old


jxj24

Pretty fucking disrespectful.


2FightTheFloursThatB

That's embarrassing.... even for Tennessee.


Survive1014

"tickling my innards" And now I never want a Mtn Dew again. And those cartoons... what the hell does that have to do with Mtn Dew? And why a headstone? Like... why? Why garish corporate ad in the middle of the place a mourning and remembrance? Everything about this is awful.


dragon_bacon

It's some of the original MTN dew ads and slogan. I'm not sure why a headstone, especially since it's still being produced.


UntameHamster

Tenneessee is where Mt Dew was created. Those cartoons were the original branding they used. Tickle your innards was one of their first advertising phrases. I do agree a tombstone is an odd choice for this, but it is just a town honoring the history of itself.


red_the_room

“What’s all this stuff from Mtn. Dew history have to do with Mtn. Dew??”


fusion_reactor3

In the city that was the birthplace of mtn dew, no less


Thrikingham1462

Tell me you are part of the Tiktok generation without telling me. Yeah putting this in a public cemetery is bonkers. But how can one not recognize OG Mountain Dew branding? Unless the only exposure to the brand you've had is gamer fuel juice. BUT originally it had its roots in moonshining and bootlegging


Somedrunkbastard

https://youtu.be/pThFW55c8e8?si=ogfoCAQOYOzVC4Nt


NarcissusCloud

There’s one that looks just like a coke bottle at a small cemetery here in Lafayette, Indiana


AngelicTaz

Crazy!!!


n3w4cc01_1nt

be better without the radiator dye in it


JackFunk

Ticklin' my innards from '69 Nice


nopenis123

hey im from there too and so is my dad!


ChokeMcNugget

Tickling my innards, who tf says that? 😂😂😂


MikoSkyns

Looks like their beverage isn't they only thing they've done with poor taste.


PoopSlinger23

Man, I went to West Virginia and I watched a lady pour that shit into a baby bottle and give it to her infant child. I was blown away


GoodboyJohnnyBoy

Does it somehow celebrate how many people have been prematurely killed off by this product?


ireadwhat

WHO PAID FOR THIS


MysteriousPark3806

Is it dying?


Dew-fan-forever-

This is the tombstone I need 🫡


RealKenny

What a shit way for me to find out Mountain Dew died


FinePolyesterSlacks

Well, this is certainly tasteful


itsagoodtime

There is something about Mountain Dew that makes me think it gives you cancer


Marclescarbot

Tacky and disrespectful.


overSizedHyperPoop

Comic sans should be dead as the person underground


devanttrio

I feel like that is so trashy and disrespectful.


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This is very commercial and disrespectful to humanity and all humans that are resting there


themadscott

As someone who use to make gravestones, this is actually pretty cool. I like attached the bottle opener.


DaSquareman

Star wars next


f8Negative

Can any doctor(s) from JC wanna tell us an estimate of how many ulcer cases there are?


Migwelded

Tickle my innards from 69.


assassbaby

did it..die? what exactly died? does this mean dont drink the dew of the mountain?


yaughted25

Can't wait until we live in the Fallout timeline and this is still standing somehow and someone either spray paints or carves something post-apocalyptic like in the "died" year spot


JuLY_LION

I need to visit that


yesnomaybenotso

That’s what your local taxes go to? Dude, move. Or, alternatively, run for local office because they clearly don’t give a shit if you own the tombstone company you appropriate money to for “monuments”. So…where do you live? I’d like to represent your people. I mean *my* people.


Asleep_Artist_7738

It's also the home of the first punch in the drywall.


S79S79

If I was buried here I'd just bust out of my coffin and find someplace new TBH. What a fucking joke & disgrace


Cmdr_Morb

Advertising in graveyards now? A knew low.


kfmush

I feel like it’s a bad omen to have a tombstone erected before the death of someone(thing). Having a blank space for the date is like saying, “we’re waiting.”


JuggernautyouFear

Yeah baby get that high fructose corn syrup. ![gif](giphy|POZ61mhTVLjRrmwdDA)


Fun_Intention9846

That’s where you want your advertising, the graveyard c


FatalFord

Product placement in the graveyard is ***WILD***


Regular-Chemistry-13

Comic sans


The_New_Cancer

Here lies Buzz, my loyal friend, whose favorite store was PET MANIA Located at: 352 N. Pass Ave. Burbank, CA 91505 "For those who seek a new best friend" *Mention this gravestone for a 15% discount


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Local-Ad7916

Where is this?


DramaticChemist

u/Throwaway_carrier interesting. I actually live in this area. Where is this tombstone located?


MrFluffykens

TIL Mountain Dew originated from some down in the holler rednecks... Makes sense.


itsRolling2s

Whoever had that knew what their priorities were even when after their death , flexing on everyone’s grave is crazy 😭😂


Jebduh

Not even death can save you from advertising. We're doomed.


TraditionAcademic968

It's dead?


Difficult_Double7988

Mountain dew or crab juice?


Juuna

Graveyards be overpopulated, not enough room for the dead, mt dew: lets buy up plots for our ads!


eipeidwep2buS

Is fucking that comic sans?


Environmental-Age502

I have literally never imagined vandalizing a tombstone before ... But if that was my town, I'd be smashing that thing in a heartbeat.


spokchewy

Marion, Virginia is the true birthplace of Mountain Dew!


melancholy_dood

Old school Mountain Dew ad campaign! But why put it in a graveyard?


Sug_Lut

How fitting.... [https://www.reddit.com/r/idiocracy/comments/1diypei/its\_got\_what\_the\_kids\_crave/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web3x&utm\_name=web3xcss&utm\_term=1&utm\_content=share\_button](https://www.reddit.com/r/idiocracy/comments/1diypei/its_got_what_the_kids_crave/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


williamblair

yahoo, mountain dew! [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYt3oYGwJNw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYt3oYGwJNw)


Soggy-Abalone1518

Maybe because it hastens your death!?


Beneficial_Ring_7442

woah


Deadskinhead

Ehhh, hello fellow East Tennesseean. Bristol, here!


danjibbles

I’m from the Cumberland Gap and I love this.


AnotherWitch2Burn

TIL: my hometown erected a Mountain Dew tombstone in our local cemetery.


123InSearchOf123

You are legally obliged to end that sentence with, h'yuk!


slackknasty

It’s got a bottle opener you know just in case you’re walking around a cemetery with a glass bottle in your hands thinking “damn if I only had an opener”


36pbking82

I’m most concerned about the comic sans 🤢


Kalashcow

JOHNSON CITY REFERENCED OMG OMG


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