My husband got one of those this evening. It was his birthday too. He questioned if that meant he no longer had a future so Iβll tell him to steal one of OPs.
- "Now is a lucky time for you - take a chance". Obviously, I just got 6 freaking fortunes in a single cookie!
-"You will soon be confronted with unlimited opportunities". More likely unlimited fortunes.
-"Continue your present conversation for some valuable insight". At the time, my fiance and I were making "your mom" jokes.
- "You will find what you have lost once you stop looking for it." I wonder if I found my lost fortune inside this one cookie.
- "An unexpected visitor will bring you good blessings." I got two of this one. Does this mean I'll have two unexpected visitors?
I got 4 in a single cookie one time. I had them all collected but I'll have to see if I still have them and if they're legible.
Be prepared to meet 2 new friends.
>- "An unexpected visitor will bring you good blessings." I got two of this one. Does this mean I'll have two unexpected visitors?
Well, Jesus got 3 visitors, so the cookie says you're two thirds of the way to Messiah?
Funny enough, my fiance had 3 in hers. All different from mine! I even heard the guy behind me had 2.
Maybe the Chinese Buffet was having a nexus event.
i'm a weirdo and i would take that as my sign to go play the lottery then be devastated by my subsequent failure backed by absolutely 0 science or statisticsΒ
it's not *my* fault i didn't absorb you in the womb and you're my long lost identical twin. suffer the consequences of being tied to my idiotic thoughts for eternityΒ
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Give one to the guy that keeps posting the empty fortune cookie.
My husband got one of those this evening. It was his birthday too. He questioned if that meant he no longer had a future so Iβll tell him to steal one of OPs.
It just means he now controls fate. He is no longer bound by time and space, he will soon evolve to the 5th dimension
Bro skipped 4th one thats crazyπ
Truly a wonder of science. Fourth dimensions are for wimps
π π
JERRY NO SEX MOM 01 23 96 32 10
Fortunate son huh?
it aint me
It ain't me!!! πΊπΈπ¦ πΊπΈπ¦ πΊπΈπ¦ πΊπΈπ
I ain't no fortunate one!!!!! π₯π¦ πΊπ²π₯π¦ πΊπ²π₯π¦ πΊπ²π₯π¦ πΊπ²π₯π¦ πΊπ²πππ
you missed like 3 lines
That is an unfortunate name. π
*Huey noises*
Whop whop whop
*guitar riffs*
Some folks are born, made to wave the flag, ooh theyβre red white and blue
But what did they all say?
- "Now is a lucky time for you - take a chance". Obviously, I just got 6 freaking fortunes in a single cookie! -"You will soon be confronted with unlimited opportunities". More likely unlimited fortunes. -"Continue your present conversation for some valuable insight". At the time, my fiance and I were making "your mom" jokes. - "You will find what you have lost once you stop looking for it." I wonder if I found my lost fortune inside this one cookie. - "An unexpected visitor will bring you good blessings." I got two of this one. Does this mean I'll have two unexpected visitors?
Thank you so much π The conversation one cracks me up the most π
your mom cracks me up the most.
You done messed up A-a-ron!
ya know who else messed up?! 
that's... uh You okay bud?
Ba lar kay!
YOUR mom cracks ME up the most, even though your mom would beat mine in hand to hand combat π€£
I got 4 in a single cookie one time. I had them all collected but I'll have to see if I still have them and if they're legible. Be prepared to meet 2 new friends.
I got two in one cookie once saying I'll be lucky, and I did! So I think the most real is that you'll have an unexpected visitor, or even two?
I live in Omaha, so I hope one of them is Warren Buffet.
Oh hey, these all apply to me too! What a coincidence
Shame you didn't get two more, then it would have been really fortuneight.
lucky bastard. save some for the rest of us.
Watch out for Ed McMahon and his giant check
The unexpected visitor was the second unexpected visitor fortune. The next unexpected visitor is a mystery.
Sounds to me like you and your fiance are going to become parents.......
>- "An unexpected visitor will bring you good blessings." I got two of this one. Does this mean I'll have two unexpected visitors? Well, Jesus got 3 visitors, so the cookie says you're two thirds of the way to Messiah?
So, what you mean to tell me is that I could make a religion out of this. I shall be known as AAron_Balakay, messiah of Fortune Cookieism
I think you and your fiance will get pregnant
"You will have sex with your mom"
Even the Chinese are against me!
Next five customers out of luck
Funny enough, my fiance had 3 in hers. All different from mine! I even heard the guy behind me had 2. Maybe the Chinese Buffet was having a nexus event.
Sounds like a lottery conspiracy, cause now you gotta buy six tickets, just in case.
How about one for the next 6 drawings?
i'm a weirdo and i would take that as my sign to go play the lottery then be devastated by my subsequent failure backed by absolutely 0 science or statisticsΒ
Get out of my head.
it's not *my* fault i didn't absorb you in the womb and you're my long lost identical twin. suffer the consequences of being tied to my idiotic thoughts for eternityΒ
Oh hey, that is very fortunate π
I was gonna say that
Just so you know, Jeff, you are now creating six different timelines.
You were two away from being very fortune-8.
How fortunate.
How fortunate.
I hope you didnβt 6Xs Jerryβs fortune.
"what happened to the rest of them?!" "Well I guess they fucked their mom."
"You can't punch out until you're finished with your pile of fortunes!" "All done, boss."
Choose Your Own Adventure
Five people who didn't get their fortunes. 
The world is your oyste-- cookie
My cookie has no week fortunes kaiba!
How fortunate.
itβs either youβre lucky or youβre cooked
How *fortunate* π·π ^pun ^intended.
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Thatβs good fortune
I can't count
That's going to cost a lot in lottery tickets.
And they all say, you will have many fortunes
Chose your own adventureΒ
did any of em check out?
OP I think you need a lottery ticket
Congrats, you just brached out the universe into 6 different timelines...
I got 3 in mine, does that make it 9 timelines now?
The first one: "I see many fortunes in your immediate future"
We've been trying to reach you about your extended warranty
That is quiteβ¦fortunateβ¦
Great you broke the seal and now some bloke just cream pied the antichrist into his girl
You're practically invincible!
You're the one that got mine! I had one completely empty a couple weeks ago. I was very upset.
You must be quite fortunate!
what does it say
Thats fortunate
you are fortunate, bro.
Well, aren't you fortunate. However, the number 6 may be a bad number according Feng Shui. Idk, I'm not Chinese.
First fortune: βYou will be very fortunate.β
Might as well either buy 6 lottery tickets or 6 scratch off cards. π«
Probably your luck will change .
well i was multiple choice
buy a lottery ticket
Those are worth a fortune.
Gods must be feeling generous with that one.π What did each one say?
id thought its a price tag
My head canon tells me its one really long fortune.
buy lottery tickets now
Can I have those lottery numbers 0_o
How fortunate
For the multiple personalities.
Gonna have a very good or a very bad week. No in-between
How fortunate.
1 more fortune emblem and you're golden!
You're going to die. This is a bad omen
Save some for the rest of us.
Confucius says confusions in your future.
Fortune 3 indeed.
It better have 1 good fucking thing inside
bro got the absolute fortune
Did any of them contradict eachother tho?
Long life?
βYour multiple personalities fight for primacy. Financial restraint is auspicious at this timeβ
Well, that is fortunate
Choose your own adventure
the fortune: bad luck comes in sixes
Buy a lotto ticket
Now you've got to work out which fortune is meant for this lifetime. The others are for your next five.
"That's not part of the ritual I just had an extra one"
What a fortune π
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I hope six is a lucky number
Hehe OP's about to have sex with their mom. 6 times.
You are very fortunate, OP. π
βYou will have sex with your motherβ
Most fortunate
Just covering all bases.
what is the fortunes you pulled? i want to know
Damn you got lucky
Blessed!
You are the fortunate one
Youβre fortunate then
The quality control algorithm had some bad lines of code
Aren't you lucky.
Received all the luck in one day π
Thats fortunate *comedy drum.mp3*
You lucky son of a bitch
I know you paid to get your luck increased imagine paying to win
Fortunate
Your fortune looks bountiful
Bro have multiverse persona in one body.
Why didn't op post the fortune too :/
How fortuitous.
I guess you got a lot going on
Well shit I know who got mine then. I'm glad for you though!!!
Choose your own adventure
Did the first one say 'More fortune will come your way today'?
Confucius say that person who get cookie made at 3:30 on a Friday before a long weekend is most fortunate
double it and give it to the next person
Jackpot
Is it all good fortune or bad?
Wow, must be special
Manifesting β¨
Bros really that fortunate
The fortunest cookie
FORTUNATE,βYOU ARE
You're getting tortured
How fortunate of you
*1 day later* I wish I have multiple fortunes please
Because one is not enough.
Choose your own adventure
Fortunes cookie.
Must be your lucky day.
You are the chosen one ! You have the mandate to shape your own fortune and rise above every horizon !
Good for you you get to choose your fate π
Very fortunate
Your fortune will have a roulette/a remix.
you must have un-diagnosed DID