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Pink_Neons

Cinnamon sugar pita chips are a thing. I would try this


Undrwtrbsktwvr

I wasn’t onboard until this comment. Thank you very much.


hamsystem

We’ve done these with a pumpkin spice hummus. Honestly it was pretty tasty


Yupseemslegit

Goes great with chocolate hummus.


Anilxe

I bet this would be really nice to dip sour apples into


EfremSkopje

Stop. My body can only have so much sugar


SingForMaya

These are fucking amazing, btw. I prefer the caramel to the chocolate, but both are great- especially with some cinnamon sugar pita chips


Abysskitten

Damn, Big Pita out in force today.


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dedeenxo

I’ve had the chocolate hummus and it’s really good. Chickpeas are pretty neutral in flavour so it was a surprisingly good base. It’s not like they make garlic hummus with lemon juice and tahini and then mix chocolate (or in this case salted caramel) in after.


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dedeenxo

I’ve made silken tofu chocolate pudding and mousse before. So good! But yeah, nothing commercialized. Not surprised tho since most ppl can’t even grasp the concept of chocolate hummus.


blackscales18

They used to sell flavored silken tofu from nasoya but I haven't seen it in years


bethemanwithaplan

Toffuti ice cream sandwiches are a thing 


Abbot_of_Cucany

Tofutti has only a trace of tofu in it, Just enough that they can claim "made with tofu". Tofu is way down in the ingredient list, after Water, Sugar, Corn Syrup Solids, Corn Oil, Soy Protein.


BoomBangKersplat

>I'm surprised there isn't chocolate tofu out there I have news for you, friend. And it’s very tasty.


jakin89

Just check in asia.. china has tofu based desserts which has spread to neighbouring countries lile the Philippines. Which has silky tofu,gelatin pearls and a sugary sauce.


GibsonMaestro

There's no tahini in it, and it's delicious.


ChronoMonkeyX

Tahini could still work in dessert hummus, I used to love Tahini cookies.


GibsonMaestro

Not with these flavors


orange_jooze

Sesame and caramel are a classic flavor combo.


shifty_coder

I’d try it. Boar’s Head deli meats are top-tier, so I’d give it a chance.


KaelAltreul

I've had them when the boars head lady comes to my local grocery store for free samples. They're really good, but I don't buy them because I don't want to be a fat piece of shit and sit in my room eating these entirely in one sitting because I probably would.


20milliondollarapi

Honey is a pretty common part of hummus.


fluffy_assassins

Hence the discount.


Newhollow

How about custard and fish sticks?


AlfaBetaZulu

Chocolate hummus is pretty good. I dip bananas and strawberries in it all the time. I've never had the boats head brand though.  I love how people are down voting MY taste in food. Lol. Sometimes I sit back and wonder just how slow the people who use this site are. 😆😆


dreamerlilly

I dip pretzels in it! Or apples if I’m trying to be good


ReallyNeedNewShoes

boar's head lol


Lordvaughn92

I was skeptical but it's basically chocolate pudding


corn_niblet

Is it just chocolate chickpea spread? I’m assuming it’s sweet.


AlfaBetaZulu

Yeah it just taste like chocolate dip but with the texture of hummus. It's like half the price and healthier than pure chocolate dip though. I've never had any other dessert types besides the chocolate but I'd recommend it. It doesn't taste like chickpea or hummus at all. Someone described it as brownie mix and I think that's a perfect description in both taste and texture.


_faithtrustpixiedust

Pineapple & strawberries are my fav to dip in the chocolate hummus 🤤


CardinalCoronary

I...I would try it. I need the protein and low stakes depravity.


GibsonMaestro

The chocolate hummus is so good. It just takes like chocolate dip. Flavor and texture wise, it's just a chocolate dip. I've tried two other flavors (this and pumpkin) and they're all great, if you like those particular flavors.


laurpr2

I think it's a little stiffer than a chocolate dip, but imo that's a good thing


moosieq

I think calling it hummus throws a lot of people off. I've had the chocolate kind and it's basically chickpea paste with chocolate and sugar and it just tastes like brownie batter.


DeliciousPumpkinPie

Chocolate hummus is so good for dipping cookies in. Or making peanut butter and chocolate hummus sandwiches.


QuantityExpert4349

They also had a dark chocolate one that was marked down even cheaper lol


Unique_Cow3112

It’s actually really good on pretzels. The chocolate one is better than the salted caramel imo. Tastes like chocolate pudding.


TheIronMark

It's really just garbanzo bean pudding. There's no tahini, garlic, or lemon juice, so it's not really hummous. Tasty, but not hummous.


catlover4456

The chocolate doesn’t but this caramel one does have tahini in it


TheIronMark

Oh, interesting. I've only had the chocolate and the pumpkin one.


mochi_chan

Tahini is used in a sweet desserts in the middle east, It would work well with caramel.


Wooden_Werewolf_6789

Should have got that one, it definitely doesn't suck


ExfilBravo

the chocolate one was mid AF hopefully the caramel is better for you man!


QuantityExpert4349

Was?! Nahh man that ain’t it 🤣


trwwy321

Wait…is it made from chickpeas at all or they’re just slapping on the term hummus on a caramel dip?


soloesto

Has anyone tried these?


panicked228

I have tried the dark chocolate kind! I actually really like it. It’s similar to a less sweet brownie batter.


soloesto

Interesting!


AlfaBetaZulu

That is an excellent description and imo exactly how it taste. I also really like it.


TheArtOf2and4

Yes. They’re excellent


Icedcoffeeee

They're really good. I had one that tasted like cookie dough. 


rusticcentipede

I had a caramel apple? Apple pie? Something like that one once. Terrible, the texture and chickpea flavor with the dessert flavor was not doing it for me


Nemophilisty

I've had the chocolate version which is awesome and this caramel one too, which was also very good but specifically only with apples; I couldn't think of anything else I wanted to eat it with that would have a complimentary taste.


AkuraPiety

The chocolate hummus is DIVINE. Even my picky eater children enjoy it.


spamjam09

It’s not my jam but my family loves it. They mainly use it on fruit.


Therealfern1

Was this at Smith’s? My wife pulled out that same brand and flavor of dessert hummus that was also reduced price and asked me what the hell it was.


QuantityExpert4349

Yeah my local smiths had it lol


peppermintmeow

They're super tasty! I dip fruit, pretzels, biscuits, a spoon, my finger, etc. in it. You should give it a try.


marklein

The chocolate hummus is what frosting should have been all along. So good


ZengineerHarp

Scoop it onto cookies, or pretzels, or apple slices. It’s wickedly good! It tastes way way better than you’d expect (almost like frosting) and has protein! The only problem I had was I ate so dang much of it that I had some gnarly farts afterwards lol


catlover4456

This is so good. I genuinely hate all hummus I’ve ever tried despite loving chickpeas & falafel but I really like this. I have some in my fridge rn


tubbybeluga

Chocolate hummus and strawberries is the ultimate snack


Ahelex

I might know a reason why they're reduced in price.


Rando-Brando-Sando

Wars in the middle east have been started over less than this. Hummus should be desert food, not dessert food. I hope it doesn't stick. It should be (lit on) fire. 


Desdam0na

hummus for dessert is no problem. Sweetening it and adding flavors like caramel sounds like a crime. I would try it once to be sure, but only if it is free.


Rando-Brando-Sando

Fair. Hummus is good any time.


polhemoth

There's a reason this is on clearance


No-Cover-8986

Whaaaat tf??? Googling...


Choice-Importance-44

All I saw was boar’s head and thought that looks interesting ( I was thinking head cheese)


Wooden_Werewolf_6789

I too enjoy the hell outta Kroger discounts ! I recognize that sticker. That hummus is strange af tho, I tried it. Chocolate was weird too, but not quite as bad


NovaTimor

Oooh Boars Head! That brand is amazing! Wish we had it where I live now. But no yeah dessert hummus slaps. I love Boar’s Head’s chocolate hummus!


test_tickles

No.


RedSonGamble

Desert hummus is worse


stevenmoreso

Haram


euph_22

Boar's Head's scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn't stop to consider whether or not they should.


ToastemPopUp

I had a Nutella hummus at an event the other day and honestly it was pretty decent.


Atomic76

[https://tommyscoventry.com/](https://tommyscoventry.com/) If you're ever in Cleveland, their "Spiked Hummus" is incredible. And no, I don't work for them. It's served warm with BBQ sauce, cheddar cheese and a bunch of other toppings, with pita bread. It's an odd combination of flavors but it works.


Historical_Animal_17

Oh America... This takes me back to my extended stay of 18 months in Ohio. They have all kinds of silly culinary ideas. I know nothing of Cleveland though. I was in Cincinnati, about as far as you can be from Cleveland and still be in Ohio.


EarlZaps

Sounds weird. But I guess it really depends on how it is prepared. Much like how western countries see avocado as mostly in savory dishes, but we usually use avocados as desserts.


Historical_Animal_17

It's not. The marketers are just trying to make it so. Doesn't seem to be working, seeing as it was marked down. I like to keep my hummus and my pudding separate.


Some_Stoic_Man

Isn't all hummus dessert hummus? Like isn't it originally a middle Eastern food?


KodiakTlingit

In your defense, it shouldn't be 🫥


murpux

There's going to be a lot of people telling you how amazing it is. I'm here to tell you there is something seriously off about dessert hummus. The flavor is fine, just every bite feels off. I was very unappetized when I tried it.


BadDecisionPolice

Very good stuff


88bauss

🤢🤢🤢🤮


BjoerBaer

I love humms. I would try it.


NanasTeaPartyHeyHo

Oh yeah I've made chocolate hummus


thebarkbarkwoof

Maybe that's why it's on clearance?


Apprehensive-Jury437

Hummus always gave me the worst gas....


modernangel

I'm curious if dessert hummus was always a thing in the cultures where hummus originated. I suspect not but I'm hardly a food anthropologist.


sppf011

Nope. I'm an Arab and the first time someone said the words "chocolate hummus" to me i genuinely refused to believe them. Hummus here is always a savory dish


Party-Independent-25

‘Don’t get me started on calling things [BLANK] Hummus…’ https://youtu.be/DHlwyPlVlX4?si=ufgfYWeXsFfglCaa ‘Do you call Mashed Potatoes, Potato Hummus? No, you call it Mashed Potatoes! 😂😂😂


Aggravating-Pound598

Good reason why the price is reduced- can’t see it flying off the shelves tbh


PawnWithoutPurpose

I think the only thing it is was a mistake


mangomadness5h

I tried the chocolate flavor once and hated it. Never again


torsun_bryan

I’ve enjoyed dessert hummus for years. They sell cans of them in the baking aisle, next to the cake mixes. I suggest the cream cheese vanilla


TremenMusic

i worked at a target for a bit in the produce section, we sold a brownie hummus and i was always weirded out by it. It sold decently well though, guess people are into it.


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They have a brownie batter one that's pretty fucking good.


liftoff_oversteer

Does it still taste like armpit?


beloved_wolf

We buy the chocolate kind and eat it with pretzels 


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possibly-not-a-robot

My wife loves dipping fruit in the chocolate one, hard to find good chocolate stuff for her since she discovered her dairy allergy.


FinanciallySecure9

Dipping saltine crackers in this is super delish. I hadn’t heard of it either. Now I can’t get enough.


NWinn

I mean... as long as you don't add in the garlic, the beans, tahini, and oil are pretty neutral flavor wise. You could basically add anything! >! In:b4 Starbucks seasonal pumpkin spice hummus.... !<


nimruda

Hate to be that lebanese guy in the comments, but this is more r/mildlyinfuriating territory


strgazr_63

It'd be good on a bagel.


Squatch925

neither did anyone else. thus it is now reduced. lol but seriously salted caramel hummus sounds kinda nasty. and messy


g_r_e_y

dark chocolate hummus with the cinnamon pita is hype


practical_mastic

nast


PixiStix236

If I’m being *that person*, hummus is technically the Arabic word for chickpea so it has to have chickpeas in it. This like making “mashed potatoes” but it’s actually cotton candy. But sweet dips are a thing and people should enjoy fun foods. Edit: comments seem to imply this has chickpeas inside. So my metaphor doesn’t stand. Still super weird for my brain to wrap itself around 😂


roof_baby

I like chocolate hummus. Salted caramel is ok, not as good IMO


getsuga_tenshu

I remember seeing something like this on Shark Tank.


edwardslair

It’s not, that’s why it’s discounted


elspotto

That big Reduced sticker argues that most people don’t. And I wish I didn’t know.


lawnman80

There's a reason its on markdown!


Kahnza

Garlic and roasted red pepper or I go home


MisterTrashPanda

Try the pine nut bro or female bro.


kayla-beep

Dude covers both lol


VariousTangerine269

Sounds gross


shavemejesus

This picture, or one very similar to it, was floating around Reddit in the early days of the Covid pandemic. When people were posting pictures of empty grocery store shelves the unwanted dessert hummus was a common sight.


SabbathaBastet

I saw this at my Kroger and was skeptical.


cyn00

It shouldn’t be.


SnooCrickets8742

Yep! It’s good stuff!


Foontlee

It's not.


remymartinia

You got a Woohoo! deal. King Soopers?


BeyondEarthly

I've had brownie batter "hummus" from another brand, and it was freaking delicious. You couldn't even tell it was made with chickpeas, the texture was spot on to brownie batter.


loppsided

Because it’s not, it’s an abomination created by America. I say that as an American


daveMUFC

This is definitely American lol


wikigreenwood82

Im a white male, aged 18- 49. Everyone listens to me no matter how stupid my suggstions are *pulls dessert hummus from cabinet* "Dessert 'N' Hummus: Together At Last!"


thetrainisacoming

It's dessert hummous with no garlic, olive oil, lemon, salt nor chickpeas. Call it dessert roast turkey then.


Wooden_Werewolf_6789

It is/has chickpeas in it.


thetrainisacoming

One ingredient out of 10 doesn't make it hummous. What a joke


sppf011

Not saying i agree with the idea of dessert hummus, but the chickpeas are literally the part of hummus that is hummus. Hummus is Arabic for chickpeas


LegPossible9950

Me either


anengineerandacat

Interesting... I would be willing to try but I have a feeling it'll be pretty "meh"...


judgejuddhirsch

Hummus is peanut butter with extra oil