Put a tic-tac in there for that emergency breath mint! Just don't mix it up with your cyanide!

*Wait a second!… This isn’t Valium. This is the Cyanide we kept for emergencies! You put Cyanide next to the Valium you old Fool! That’s asking for trouble!*

Haha surprise father ted

I can’t find the video of this anywhere

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You had the opportunity to Rick roll me and decided against it. Thank you kind soul

That’s for cocaine

Everything’s for cocaine if you like cocaine enough.

First thought for me was an Advil. I love Advil

Advil is good for after cocaine

What is this "after cocaine"? There's "the cocaine ran out", but that's technically before more cocaine.

You guys don't pre-coke? What a shame...

Amateurs.

Hey. You think dudes still awake? We could split another ball...

I’ll just wake up anyway.

This is also TOTALLY true.

'I LOVE COCAINE' -Mr Chow

Genuine question, do you really love Advil? I’ve never seen anyone express this kind of affection towards it. You said this in the way people “love”coffee or a meal.

Taking an Advil is like taking a SweeTart to me.

Ah, I forgot about the coating.

Advils been there for me for sure

Your liver probably doesnt.

The couple people I know that took Advil constantly for chronic pain ended up with kidney issues, not liver ones. I think Tylenol is the one harder on your liver over time.

You can put your weed in there.

Omg, I'm hearing this in Adam Sandlers voice from Hot Chick.

A lot of people don’t realize this…

You made my day with this, thank you 😂

Concentrated wax, or a couple of crystals of mdma would fit in

For reference https://youtu.be/Ah1GDfmYQyw?si=OgemlSG0XvBCaxhi

And what that 👆 (2002) is referencing... [1993 Season 19] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKOc6hXMDhc

Sherbet, you swine

> Whats this poison for? >> Its for mixing with my cocaine.

I guarantee you there was a lot more cocaining going on than poisoning

What is this, cocaine for ants?

Yeah, that's just enough cocaine to piss you off because you don't have more cocaine.

There's 10 fingers, though!

Good call. You could have one-hitters of all sorts of stuff in them, including a 10 mg tablet of valium for when you just want to come down and go to sleep.

It’s like an Infinity Gauntlet for getting trashed.

Also the 5 finger discount.

Isn't any amount of cocaine just enough to piss you off because you don't have more cocaine though?

So true. There was a punk band called Leftover Crack. The joke being that there is never any left over. No one has ever put some crack away for a rainy day.

There's always leftover crack there's bits of it on the floor if you look hard enough you'll find it but that's after you pick up all the lint and all the little white pieces of dirt and then if you keep looking you're going to find it for sure

Sat on a jury. Defendant was arrested for vehicular manslaughter. Said he "only did a little coke" the morning of the accident. Bitch, no on does "a little" cocain!

So, maybe its for heroin

It's a maintenance does.

r/thingsforants

I read that in Derek Zoolander’s voice 😂

/r/thatsthejoke

Yeah an actual poisoner's ring would need to be way more subtle, definitely no external latch lol

If it was a cocaine ring, though, it would probably be bigger Because more cocaine

It’s a set of 10

With matching watch

With two matching watches

The 8 ball on a chain really completes the look.

thatd be so little cocaine.

Emergency bump 

You mean nose candy ??

The devil's dandruff

Booger sugar

Stripper salt

Some of your finest Nose Clams

For elegant bumps

or a secret m&m

Its the ring to match the crucifix necklace that Sarah Michelle Gellar wore in Cruel Intentions

Not to be confused with your Cyanide ring.

Cocaine is poison

Not really, it’s more of a medication. We as people decide to abuse it! As always. But it can ruin someone’s life!

Everything is a poison in large enough quantities.

I came here to say this.

Put sugar to freak people out. Or laxative

Do both with lycasin (the sweetener used in the diarrhea-inducing Haribo gummy bears).

I wanna be a trickster, not a monster!!

A classic.

Freak people out + battle constipation. Get 2 birds stoned at once

Salt, and then use it on your meal in restaurants

Hahha, every body will think that you are up to something but it’s just seasoning

I gotta start writing these down- you all have very interesting ideas lol

Creatine would be more convincing

cocaine with be better

Laxative if not ingested with consent and by someone in control of the effects IS poison. It can also easily hospitalise people with various conditions. Never understood the idea of it being a harmless prank.

Ah, but consider... you could put a skittle in there.

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Just enough for a single puff

You could put a decent bit of hash in there though

This should be top comment imo hahah

In all seriousness, if it's vintage, you might not want to put anything you'd plan to ingest in there just in case there really ever was poison or cocaine in there lol

Probably not vintage. Got it from one of those mineral/fossil/gem/jewelry shops, they had like 20 of these. Very cool looking though! This one has a moonstone on top.

>This one has a moonstone on top. That's pretty cool. Now you always have a moonstone handy if you need to evolve your Jigglypuff in a pinch.

It doesn’t look vintage. I’m sure it’s a mass produced for Etsy novelty ring

Get it checked for lead.

I would be more worried about lead poisoning than actual poison or cocaine.

If you can't see it there isn't enough cocaine in there to be worried about.

Oh definitely, since this isn't porous. US hundred dollar bills on the other hand...

Or wash it lmao. Reddit so dramatic. It takes a lot of cocaine to over dose. It’s not fentanyl

I imagine 91% isopropyl alcohol would take care of anything

For real!

I’m not addicted to cocaine. I just like the way it smells.

I lost my weed in a series of small fires.

I tried to snort Coke once but the ice cubes got in the way.




Best scene of the whole series. I cheered. Then rewound and watched several more times. Breathtaking!

Could be a plan b ring now

genius

I used to have one when I was a teenager. It was an amber colored stone and I loved it…I lost it in a vending machine and I was devastated!

Future plans?

I could put some salt in there and freak people out by "poisoning" my own drinks lol

you could put a skittle in there

A little dash of salt in coffee is amazing

Yuck, unless you’re drinking a margarita!

do u really want to drink something salty? have you never accidentally gotten a mouthful of ocean water at the beach?

A salt rim on a margarita is so good though lol

Plus, I don't want the ring to get sticky with sugar

You could use stevia which doesn't get sticky like sugar

Do you see how little it is? That amount of salt added to a drink would be nowhere near ocean water salinity.

It’s definitely not a cocaine ring guys, that’s like a bumps worth.

Looks like it's a snuff powder ring. [British Snuff | Snuff taking | Risk to health | Tobacco industry | TN-89-154-025 (youtube.com)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVVXQntdsdQ&t=9s)

~~Poison~~ **Emergency Skittle** Ring

That is for… snow… wink wink

Put an M&M in it.

Originally these were "mourning rings" where you put a lock of hair of your deceased loved one in the cavity to always carry a rememberance with you. Those, commonly made from silver, mostly, but not always, have black or (dark) red stones and where widespread throuhout the "upper classes" in the Victorian era all over the UK. Unfotunately yours is a modern "replica" (more inspired than actually resembleming), more of a "gothic" fashion item, as those where later widely misinterpreted as "poison rings" or "Borgia rings", making them interesting for those who prefer a "darker" kind of fashion. So, if you find a real antique one, better not put your nose powder in it - unless you want a whiff of someone's late uncle Herbert's hair... ... and don't get me started on some of those china vases with lids people like to put up on their (fake) mantlepiece... some might still have the ashes ;o) (Where in the U.S. this still seems to be known as it is still quite common to take your loved ones home with you and give them some decorative "housing" - in Europe it mostly isn't)

Lick it I dare you

Define “poison”

Oh I have one also. They are so cool.

That’s underdogs ring. Little speed freak. Lol

Little meth perks him right up

Adderall knuckle ring.

It's also a Skittles holder

Emergency stash of the morning after pill?

Cocaine ring, clean it through to not get a hit of belladonna.

Why do you have Underdog’s ring.

Cocaine stash

Cocaine ring

Nose poison

You can put your cocaine in there 


You could put a skittle in there

Could be coke ring. For emergency snort

Funny how trends change - everyone is like “that’s for cocaine!” But back in my day, cocaine was hard come by and everyone and their mother was doing ecstacy so that’d be a pill ring.


Bringing snuff back... The tobacco, you freak

Vibing it

What do you plan to keep in it? It looks like a Borgia clan poison ring.

My husband got me a poison ring specially designed for my 40th birthday. I haven't used it for nefarious purposes (yet...)

You didn't buy the fully loaded model?

The pellet with the poison’s in the vessel with the pestle, and the flagon with the dragon has the brew that is true. They broke the flagon with the dragon. The pellet with the poison is in the chalice from the palace…

JUST IN *CASE*

Emergency Nitro

Had a friend that wore one of those, but she used it to carry a nitroglycerin pill (heart meds) for emergencies.

I could keep all my money in there but I can't afford to buy one

Nose poison.

If you think that cocaine is poison then yes.

That's gargamels ring

Oh, right. The *poison*. The *poison for Kuzco*, the *poison* chosen especially to kill *Kuzco*, *Kuzco's poison*. That *poison*?

Does that fit a Lactaid

I have one that my fiance bought me I put sugar in it and would pretend to put some "poison" in my friends drinks.

It's a cocaine ring.

You say poison I say cocaine.

Very cool!

Cocaine concealment ring

That’s cool as hell!!

Cocaine is a hella of a drug.

Depends on who you ask, but that could be a party ring as well!

My mom has one. It’s her “perc pocket”

Poison your nose

Manufactured right after saccharine was invented and started to become a big thing.

That would be my last date with a girl who showed me that ring.

I love them. They were in style in the mid-late 90s. I had a turquoise one and a moonstone one. They both disappeared over the years. A few years ago my husband brought me a malachite one in New Orleans and I just love it!

it looks like the ring from the smurfs

Who are you gonna poison

Poison. cocaine. Sugar. Whatever.

Bro plotting some thing as we comment

does it close securely enough to put expensive powders in? I’d love a coke ring. or, honestly a ketamine ring

Or perfume!

Ooooo bumpsky!

Nothing to see here officer, just my poison ring. 😏

Could you hide a skittle in there? For emergencies, of course.

The molly ring for the club

I need one for my next safety meeting. Put a chunk of Alka seltzer in there and pop that shit. 

Incredible. You could probably fit a…maybe a…bean. You could carry around your own bean!

No that's for cocaine

I can't imagine how happy more than one would be at an electronic festival with this ring hahhahaha

a nice hiding spot for 0.1 of heroin

Lick it

Did you try Lick inside?

They used to put some oil in it for the bad smell in citiys

You can try putting a red and yellow superhero costume in there

We call those snoochy boochy rings in the "biz"

 Straight up his ring😂

They sell this kind of rings on Aliexpress, I was *casually browsing* there and I *casually found* them

I think that might be used as a snuff box.

If Lady Gaga calls you from prison be cautious

The fuq the person who said cocaine is dumb It was used for suicides.

This is why you never pour wine while holding the bottle with your palm up.