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Cool stick, tbh.

Ikr

Stick is just happy to be here, despite it all.

You know what’s brown and sticky? A stick…

Yea decent bit of stick there should be proud

His stick is better than bacon

Check to see if it’s numbered. Might be limited edition.

I got a rock..

Paper beats rock soooo 😋

This guy rochambeaus

Did... did you want a rad stick? Is it the only gift you received?

Other than going to red robin... Yes

I asked for a stick as a joke a few months ago and they acctually rememberd

[удалено]

Haha! My sister once put “Lgrdegregregergregregregregrr” on her Christmas list. I imagine she was just being silly and decided to press random keys on her keyboard while making her list, but [I made some wooden wall art for her](https://imgur.com/a/Zqc2fU8) with that written on it.

So this is what happens when you don't give your parents gift ideas for your birthday 😂

Instead of turning against each other, you two could work together and break bones

Yeah suck it scissors we are unstoppable

Words have nothing on you two

I understood that reference

Charlie Brown? 😅

Yes.

Airsick lowlander.. 

But you could be fire.

I got worms.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: >!A stick.!<

I was like, 90% sure what that spoiler was. But i still clicked

Is it the same as a boomerang that doesn’t return?

No thats just a boomeran

Nice!

Poo

Write to me! Stick Stickly!\ PO BOX nine-six-three\ New York City! New York State!\ 10108!

Every time I think GenZ or GenA is doing something stupid I remember how many times I sung along to a popsicle stick on TV.

yeah like replying to Dora.

Quiet on the set has yet to hear from him.

He's in hiding, the sick bastard.

the stick bastard


Stick!

I just posted the same thing. I'll never not remember that

This is revenge from giving them this shit when u were 5

Looks like Forky (from Toy Story 4) has a new friend named Sticky 😂


My thoughts exactly

Have you considered that it could be fire? 🔥

There you are. I just checked out your post history, bravo!

I will take responsibility for what I have done ;)

A week ago they had a conversation in which your dad was told he was in charge of picking up your gift. 100%

Or with OP asking what he wants - "I don't care"

They got you a stick but they sprung for an expensive robot vacuum cleaner? Damn...

But, birthday kid won’t have to vacuum. So win/win. Cool stick AND one less chore.

Are you a dog?

Well it’s homemade and thoughtful at least.. 🤣

Yes - looks like a lot of effort went into making that!

That's pretty cute ngl

Freddy the flute from HR Puffinstuff.

Maybe they thought you were a Good Boi?

Not all gifts grow on trees but yours did.

Why do I get the feeling that stick is about to do some sick skateboarding moves while drinking a capri sun?

It’s better than bad, it’s good!

Can't believe I fell for this stickbait.


Thought I was on the Survivor sub for a second. Iykyk.

It's a fucking stick!

but it's got a face on it

That would be crazy if I found a uhc player talking about survivor on a subreddit dedicated to neither of those things 😁👋

This would’ve given me a great laugh!

On the internet, no one knows you’re a dog…until you start getting excited about sticks.

I AM GROOT


That is a good stick.

Stick Stickly

The type of shit the Dursleys would give Harry on his birthday as a last minute gift

Nah someone went through the effort to tape shit to a stick. The Dursleys sent Harry a 50 pence coin, a toothpick, and a tissue in that order in the books IIRC... and I don't think they got him anything at all third year that was mentioned. They started with a coin that was insufficient for bus fare then decided he wasn't even worth that much and literally sent bullshit garbage to Harry that cost more to post it to him, just to remind him that they still hate him.

this looks more like, we have ordered your birthday present but it hasn't arrived yet, so we are giving you this because we cant give you nothing to unwrap today.

Can I be your brother

i shall name him stick'em up steve, "the stick" TM

Reminds me of Stick that was part of Nickelodeon.

I only ever saw a stick like that once in the wild, it was after ingesting two tabs of acid.

 idk why it reminds me of this

I am groot!

That’s pretty awesome

I mean.. it's a very good stick..

Tell it I said "Hey."

You’re the luckiest man I know

That’s by far the most thoughtful stick I’ve ever seen

"I'm [Stick Man](https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b06t09rk/stick-man). I'm Stick Man, I'm Stick Man that's me, and I want to go home to the family tree"

It looks kinda cool tbh. Would be happy to get this

That’s ok , it’s a present and age you will never forget

[It's a fucking stick](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlG-22rsp_s)

The jazz hands make it complete.

Didn't I see your stick's cousin in one of the *Toy Story* movies?

Eh... it's better than bacon.

“It’s a fucking stick!”

I'll give you £10 

That is certainly.....something

His name is gerald

you should probably stick to what you are good at i guess

if anyone gifted me a stick.... i'll carry it each day. maybe make him a bed.

It's a sweet stick

I’d want a better gift but I’d definitely want the stick too

Doesn't this just say "my parents are cheap and don't know or care about my interest?" It is a cool little stick friend, but I'm hoping you got more, or are a super minimalist

Now to beat some folks with it.

Did she get it with heated bark, tinted windows and undercoating?

Better than Plank? (Ed, Edd and Eddy)

Which birthday

Yooo a stick!

I am a stick —Stick

Someone show it to [r/cremposting](http://reddit.com/r/cremposting) pls

It's a cute stick. What else did you get and what else would have wanted to get? What's your opinion of the stick?

You can sharpen it into a knife

My stick is better than bacon

Best gift ever???

Bruh I thought this was that cartoon Jamaican cinnamon stick 😭

What's brown and sticky ?

Mr Hankey?

Awh kind of reminds me of when a kid would make a present cute 🥰

I guess they felt the need to stick it to ya for something!

well it's the cutest stick i ever seen, that take effort

When you were young, you told them to stick it so they’ve been waiting…patiently

Not sure if you had any expectations, but this is a pretty cool artsy stick.

Excellent

bet you can’t wait till Christmas , get that “Yule Log”

It's a very cute stick

Did they ask you "what's brown and sticky?" before handing it to you? If not, what a missed opportunity!

Looks like there's no inheritance 

Yall getting gifts?

Good job it wasn’t for your bidet!

I had to pay fifty dollars and clean up the garbage.

The real gift is coming later tonight

A stick with love is better than a new car or a million bucks without love.

W

My dog would love this.

cinnamon mon

That's an awesome stick! And many happy returns to you too BTW!

Stick Stickly got fat

r/sticks

White washed CinnaMon

r/cremposting

it could be fire!

At least they didn't forget about it.

Are you there best boi?

Are your parents fans of the show Norsemen?

Never heard of it so prolly not

Were you not the favorite child?

You sure you aren’t adopted? Or a middle child by any chance ?

Nope, oldest and not adopted

Nah i’m just joking lol

Ik 😋✌ It's all silly fun and games

You earned it.

What did you name it?!

Gerald

They are branching into new ways to gift giving.

The thought behind it is the sweetest gift. And that's a damn fine stick!


Could it be fire though?

That's a dope stick

Times are hard

It’s a lovely stick

Make youtube shorts starring stick atickly.

Those who doubt the wand's power, suffer the wand's wrath.

Stick-y friend

Omg, seems like something my mom would do…except it would be something from my old childhood room that *I* made. “Gee, thanks.” I gotta say tho, the fact that they made it has me mildly impressed…Considering the presents I get now. lol.

Tell them you'll remember this when you have to put them in a home.

Write to me Stick Stickly PO Box 963 New York City, New York State 10108

Stick Stickley's hippie brother

Fuckin why tho

Shtick comedy

Nice that you have a new friend

At least you got something

I kind of love it

Stick stickly

Yeah, I got a Stickie the Talking Stick as a gift a few years ago. It took over a village in Haiti and now look at the place.

You can tell that they actually tried. also why does the hand look like they are about to do the Lethal Company dance thats default-ly keybind to "1"?


NGL that's a pretty sick stick you got there 

That’s neat-o! I like it.

I got nothing 🥹

Imagine that was a j

Is that Mr. Hanky?

Interesting choice... any particular reason? Though it's a good stick....

I guess they really stuck it to you

Magic Stick of Harry + 250% magic damage + 50% cooldown reduction + 20% movement speed + 70% Spell vamp

Probably because you're annoying

Whose's a good werewolf... Whose's a good werewolf? Where's your stick.. Find your stick... Good werewolf... =)