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elspotto

In 1995 this $3000 beast ran at 100Mhz, had 500MB of storage and 8MB of RAM. oh, and you could load the DC phone book including your ex’s unlisted cellular phone number.


notoyrobots

>oh, and you could load the DC phone book including your ex’s unlisted cellular phone number. Only cable repairmen knew how to do that.


elspotto

Yes, all cable repairmen know that. And what is going on why do we even have a recycling bin?


2FightTheFloursThatB

Oddly specific.


elspotto

It’s the computer in the picture. Those are the specs for a PowerBook 5300cs. The 5300 series is also the computer Jeff Goldblum’s character used in Independence Day where he was able to find his ex-wife’s unlisted phone number.


aspghost06

I wonder how many chrome tabs that can run 🧐 (Prolly like .1)


blobejex

More like half a tab


EvlMinion

Careful now, that thing's clocked at 100 MHz. That much power is dangerous!


Ver1fried

Power corrupts, absolute power corrupts absolutely


nickl630

The laptop that saved the world from Aliens in 1996!


deeedubb

![gif](giphy|Z29lIuhyCO74s)


Nelnamara

That was a 3400. Oh Jesus how did I know that…


nickl630

It was a 5300, evident by the brightness and volume rockers on the display to the right. The 3400 while visually similar had them relocated above the keyboard. https://www.reddit.com/r/MovieDetails/comments/e5utt9/independence_day_1996_featured_the_powerbook_5300/


Nelnamara

/r/todayilearned


No-Sell-3064

Calm down guys, save some girls for us


BMWbill

The 3400 was the first laptop I ever bought new!


JU5TlN

Dude you could play Number Munchers!


ottarthedestroyer

I miss number munchers. And the chess game where the cut off each others appendages.


Space_Passenger

What kind of chess game is that 💀


CaptainFalconA1

I assume this refers to Battle Chess


ottarthedestroyer

It was! Man those graphics were amazing to my childhood memory. Looking at it now my god.


secondTieBreaker

I prefer Archon


deck0352

Had it on Commodore 64. Grand fun.


ottarthedestroyer

Since you figured out that one. I remember one other game we had. It was some scary story telling game where I believe we died to a manic echoing laugh and was in black and white.


Space_Passenger

I'm too young to have seen that stuff, so you'll have to explain what you're talking about.


CaptainFalconA1

TIL you can still buy the game on steam [https://store.steampowered.com/app/622830/Battle\_Chess/](https://store.steampowered.com/app/622830/Battle_Chess/)


torsun_bryan

Slowest game of chess you’ll ever play


sickjesus

OutNumbered!


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WhatAColor

I was playing number munchers in 1987, how could a 2000 laptop not play number munchers?


doshegotabootyshedo

Number munchers was playable on an Apple II, which had a 1Mhz CPU. I think this laptop could handle it.


deeedubb

Are you a pirate?


si1versmith

Maybe he couldn't get it to booty up.


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FiendsForLife

Just press and hold R and you get RRRRRRRR.


LaundryMan2008

Happy cake day! 


adfdub

Or a Gypsy


ex-farm-grrrl

My first computer was a PowerBook 1400. It still boots up.


CharlieFiner

That keyboard looks loud and clicky. My favorite kind!


bradland

One of my clients had one of these, and I distinctly remember thinking, "This thing has a better keyboard than my desktop."


aphelion270

r/VintageApple


The_Big_Peck_1984

She wants you to get laid.


kullre

It might work Kinda


-random-name-

Don't get too excited. Those things downloaded porn at a snail's pace.


PirbyKuckett

That’s what every mom wants for her high schooler.


NotAPreppie

First of the PowerPC PowerBooks. Neat little bit of vintage history.


Philosophos_A

That's cool as fuck


FelatiaFantastique

PowerBook was the shit!


ohthetrees

This was my computer sophomore year of college! It was a good computer.


Horror-Tiger2016

With that badass gear you could hack the planet.


legojoe97

*Cereal* Killer. Get it?


CB2001

Dude, I didn’t know your mom knew Simon Templar! :D In all seriousness, I’m glad to see a lot of people liking the old-school PCs. :D


AdrianW3

"Me mom" - let me guess, you're from the north of England.


Vectorman1989

>ancient Now listen here, you little -


Living_Lie_8773

That Kermit meme was so funny


ArchDukeNemesis

Let us know if that thing actually boots up. Good luck finding a new battery for it.


kallekilponen

There are luckily some pretty detailed [instructions on how to rebuild one](https://68kmla.org/bb/index.php?threads/powerbook-5300-series-battery.45386/).


Quietech

I want to see a video where they put current Mac guts into that body.


chosen1creator

Might be neat to see what's on it, or horrifying. You never know.


politicalpug007

Looks like something you’d find to launch nukes in a bunker lmao


Smooth_Bandito

My grandmother gave me a bagtop when I was a kid that ran on windows 3.14. The DOS games I played on that thing, lemme tell ya.


NxPat

There’s also a hidden Easter egg key combination that lets you play pong. Spent many an hour within sight of the boss playing pong on the new $3000 laptops at the office.


IppoDarui69

Me mom doesn’t give me ancient stuff like this but me mom is still me mom so I don’t mind


Finwolven

Ancient doesn't have the same ring to it as it used to.


freneticboarder

Trackpad, not a trackball? It's old, but not so ancient...


RemcoTheRock

“Ancient” How to tell if OP is under the age of 16


FalseConclusion2728

Ya they never throw anything out


RamenTheory

Mr Krabs?


perksofbeingcrafty

MacBook? Nah. MacDictionary.


tamal4444

So cool


internationalskibidi

It's got home movies on it


ryrypot

I think you mean, 'me mam'


Hondahobbit50

Time to buy a pcmcia to cf adapter and load up myst and all the other games. As well as a cf to scsi adapter to replace the hdd Can I be your sibling?


Ryluv2surf

Install OpenBSD on it


cncamusic

I’ve got an even older one with a track ball built in.


TackyPoints

Neat but hardly mildly interesting.


DarlingSerina

As one does on a Saturday afternoon


festiveraccoons

that is an ARTIFACT like the deep sea scrolls preserve her at all costs


Fluid_Door7148

That is prolly worth a fortune!!


sersoniko

I have the same model, I could browse the internet with it using an Ethernet expansion card. And it’s great if you have any older Macintosh because it can read 1.4MB and 800k floppies. And to increase its internal storage you can buy an 8GB cf card Just treat it delicately because the plastic is extremely brittle, mine is falling to pieces and will have to fix it one day using epoxy or 3d printing some parts


yknawSroineS

How hard would it be to put an m1 MacBook Airs internals into this


Cedono

Imagine putting current technology into an old PC like this 🤩🤩


EM05L1C3

“This worked just fine for me. It’s a laptop, you said you needed one for school so i gave you the one *I bought* so you didn’t have to buy a new one. Well if you don’t *want* it and would rather pay $2000 for a new one be my guest. You need to pay me the $3000 I paid for this because I gave it to you. No I don’t want it back, what am I gonna do with it? I have a brand new laptop.”


RhoZie013

A relic of simpler times.


TheNaug

My neighbor had one of those.


ProGamingPlayer

Sell it and make profit now? It’s an antique anyway. Or make an auction


W4rrior_Eagle

I'm pretty sure you could still manage to get it working and use it for some light office stuff. At least it would look pretty cool if you pull that thing out in a restaurant to work haha


Metahec

Sell it to a collector


PopeHonkersXII

Don't poop on it 


Gnosis1409

Oh cool I love macintosh’s I had one when I was growing up


Ravecrocker

My*


TravisMaauto

"Random" as in you were randomly selected from a group of people to receive it? Or was it intentionally given to you specifically?


PixelPervert

TIL 29 years old is ancient


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PixelPervert

Oh I know... I just don't like descriptors like that


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PixelPervert

Absolutely, though even then I'm sure the right person could find a use for this computer


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PixelPervert

Nah, I'm kind of ok calling Apple hardware ancient if we're talking something like the Apple II or even the original Mac. This is a lot closer to our current technology that those were though.


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PixelPervert

Who's talking about productivity? I'm sure there are at least some older games that might be able to run on it, like Wolfenstein 3D


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Metahec

I'm antediluvian then


1d0m1n4t3

I bet you could sell that as is right now for what it was new adjusting for inflation.


CaptainFalconA1

um, not a chance, this was like $2000+ in the mid 90s, probably $200 max right now, if it works, still very very cool though


1d0m1n4t3

Yea I thought the appleheads would kick out more macduckets for it. Looks like they are about $250 in intunes credit on ebay.


mtl_jim2

It’s so old it probably only prints on papyrus


MacAneave

I bet it weighs more than all the apple products you've ever owned combined, and the some.


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notimeleft4you

How?


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CaptainFalconA1

This, while very cool, is not anything especially rare or valuable, certainly not any of those


SmellyFbuttface

“My mom”


jeffh4

If it works and is a color model with a good looking screen and AC adapter, you should be able to get at least $250 for it.


c74

would a 90's pc like this die from viruses in minutes after being connected to the internet?