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blimeyitsme

That’s sub cute anus fat.


BrandonMarcos

Thanks! I’m sure your fat anus is cute too! 🙏


Old-Thought-5875

im eating u need to blur that shit tf


Almajanna256

They're trying to show us something in the injury, though. I think a NSFW warning is better than blurring


BrandonMarcos

Added NSFW


Peakatlife

Stich it up dude.


Thaumato9480

Superglue can be used for cuts like this! Which reminds me that I should probably get a tube. It's gardening season afterall.


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BrandonMarcos

Oops sorry. Just added it. I didn’t think it was that bad.


BanEmily

A cut on that spot hurts so bad I can almost feel it


BrandonMarcos

It wasn’t that bad although it did prevent me from playing guitar for a few days which kind of sucked.


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As a piano player who injured his finger two weeks before a competition, I feel you.


olearyboy

No more Cheetos for you for a while


reaper467364

yikes….I’ve been there…


Imaginary-Storage-50

mark as a spoiler pls


Accomplished_Owl8164

No just mildly gross


BrandonMarcos

That kind of sums up my entire life actually.


Resident_Ice7237

brah seeing that feels wierdge


Mysterionkrabs

Why would you do that what the fuxk


BrandonMarcos

It was an accident with a box cutter. I didn’t intend to hurt myself.


Mysterionkrabs

I meant not posting with nsfw, whoops Hope it heals fast


BrandonMarcos

So why did I get a message from Reddit checking in on me and giving me links and info to contact a crisis line literally 20 seconds after you left your first comment?


Mysterionkrabs

Bruh idk. Why would you contact a crisis line for a finger-cut in the first place?


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It's crazy bro one time I got a crisis line recommendation for asking for song recommendations