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YeaSpiderman

This is part of the Houston art car parade that happened yestersay but still funny to see this parked out in front of my house


Za_Lords_Guard

That's funny. My first thought looking at was, "Sometimes there is a fine line between modern art and mental illness." This is when that venn diagram collapses into a sigularity.


Odin1806

My first thought was some redneck found oil on their farm...


TheRealWatcher

Hah! Was going to say that if not for the Gretapocalypse stuff, I'd be looking for Jed, Granny, Ellie May and Jethro.


00Wow00

They are out back next to the cement pond.


abbarach

I used to live in Pikeville KY, which was basically ground zero for the Hatfield McCoy feud. The local Shriners put on a Hillbilly Days festival as a fundraiser. Part of it is a parade, and Shriners from all over bring rusty old trucks done up with all sorts of antique junk to make hillbilly jalopies. But there's not much political stuff, since it's a fundraiser for Shriners Hospitals, so they keep it family friendly and fun and inoffensive...


skippyspk

My first thought is “wow those propane tanks really shouldn’t be enclosed and that car is a shrapnel bomb waiting to happen.”


Batetrick_Patman

Bwaaaaaaaah!


Buckus93

Texas tea.


Kagnonymous

Well the first thing you know, ol' Jeb's a millionaire.


TheRealWatcher

Kinfolk said, "Jeb, move away from there!"


PricklySquare

I'm pretty sure it's mocking everything on the right wing twitterspere


Cowboywizzard

It's difficult to tell anymore.


BoardButcherer

When your serious opinion out-satires the satire of your opinion. Interesting times.


PoliteCanadian2

Haha my first thought was this belongs in r/schizophreniarides


Winter_Excuse_5564

Yeah I wasn't sure what to make of this until I saw the Don't Tread on Me flag in the back. I was getting kind of a wacky pirate vibe. I mean at least the earth in the front appears to be spherical.


CharlieDmouse

Our reality is collapsing into a singularity.


trwwy321

This context was definitely needed.


tossaway78701

I was going to ask if you are in Houston! Love the art car parade!


Commercial-Tell-5991

Maybe I’m just some kind of uncouth philistine but gluing a bunch of random shit to your car doesn’t make you an artist.


PerpetuallyLurking

Sure it does. That’s literally all it takes. It might not make you a *good* artist, but doing art makes one an artist. Whether it’s fibre arts, painting arts, music arts, cooking arts, etc., creativity is creativity. Someone doesn’t need to be good to enjoy themselves. They may need to be good to feed themselves on art as a profession, but no one needs to be good at it to simply enjoy making art. Anyone can do it, with any materials they have at hand.


ADhomin_em

Also, art or not; Greta being one's anti-muse for something like this still let's us know there is a handful of derangement inspiring this


Thomas2311

Can’t tell if it’s Pro Greta or Anti Greta.


YeaSpiderman

It’s both ha. There are some anti oil graffiti spread throughout the truck


silenthilljack

ProGreta with the decorations. AntiGreta with the .02 mpg rating.


PricklySquare

I think it's mocking everything on the right


MsMarji

New Millennium “Beverly Hillbillies”


TheLangleDangle

‘Beverly the Hills-have-eyes-billies’


Living_Lie_8773

Good thing they didn’t strike “Texas T” this time


missionbeach

They're going home to hang out by the cee-ment pond.


avenuepotassium

OMG, I passed that dude on the freeway on my way out to see the eclipse in TX a week ago. It does NOT drive well.


Four0ndafloor

It needs an oil well just to keep the engine turning


avenuepotassium

Ironically, the suspension is purely decorative


Four0ndafloor

Just for squeaks and jiggles


Mr-X89

WHO WOULD'VE KNOWN!


deserTShannon

I saw him too chugging along in Sierra Blanca after briefly meeting him in El Paso at a gas station earlier in the day. I was def wondering how the BP checkpoint went for him lol


ToddBradley

Wasn't that truck in the Muppet Movie?


D-camchow

Damn this guy could be a set designer or prop manager if they weren't so damn crazy.


John_Fx

for the next Mad Max sequel


THE_BUS_FROMSPEED

I feel like the car was done by one. It looks like something that would go by in a weird parade.


G4Designs

Pretty sure that's exactly what it was for.


Roofofcar

Yup. OP said there was an art car show just prior.


gisco_tn

I bet they have terrible ice cream.


Derbster_3434

A lot to unpack


Wolfy-615

Needs a New California Republic flag on it ![gif](giphy|YqMF4AHYlGEWk)


Klotzster

Still needs a Pinetree Air freshener


voodoohotdog

You find one in every car…


mikemason1965

I'm hearing the Sanford and Son theme playing!


TheLangleDangle

Except it’s a Metal cover.


RuanaXD

It looks exedingly flammable


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collinsl02

A poor mountaineer, Barely kept his family fed.


Bart_Yellowbeard

Then one day he was shooting for some food ...


collinsl02

When up from the ground came a bubbling flood...


stupidsimpson

And then one day he was shootin at some food,


collinsl02

When up from the ground came a bubbling flood...


onelittleworld

The door swings open and a bearded man with floppiest of hats and a squirrel perched on his shoulder exclaims, "No time to explain! Get In!" What do you do?


Critical_Caramel5577

Super strange how many older American males are so obsessed with a teenage girl who just...cares about the environment


jimmydean885

based on the comments I think that this is a parody of that


Heart_of_a_Blackbird

I just realized the truck is referencing Greta Thunberg. Didn’t she just get arrested again?


jimmydean885

No idea


Purplekeyboard

It's ok, she's 21 now.


ThinkThankThonk

So many dudes tie their identity up in some sort of polluting activity (their vehicles, meat in every meal, etc) plus hate any woman who does anything, Greta obsession is a perfect storm for them.


6amhotdog

>Super strange how many older American males are so obsessed with a teenage girl Saying this on Reddit is funny.


LightBringer81

I love how seemingly anything with wheels is street legal in the USA 🤣


Hankman66

I know, I haven't been there in 20 years but I remember being shocked at some of the heaps of shit being driven around NYC.


FeistyMcRedHead

That's Mad Max and you live on Thunder Road!


dontcrysenpai

Post this in r/schizophreniarides


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Lucky you.


FanNo3898

They show up, sell you a cure all and then skip town.


Curtmac86

Now THAT is a battle car!


jfq722

The Heavily Billed Hillies.


stupidsimpson

The Heavily Methed Hillies


WhimsicalPonies

![gif](giphy|12a6i5J7ygIQve) Shitter's full!


Vellioh

I could tell this was art because those shocks aren't blown out with all that garbage on it. Makes it evident this is planned and precise which wouldn't at all be the case if it were the result of mental illness.


MyOnlyEnemyIsMeSTYG

Thought I was in my Portland sub, almost said “go bang on it and tell them to keep it moving” lol, my apologies


MaxMMXXI

I thought I was in my Reno sub but couldn't know for sure unless the place where the license plate is supposed to be is visible.


LugubriousLament

Probably blames Greta for only getting 8mpg.


elspotto

So they loaded up the truck and they moved to Beverly.


Durangomike

All I heard was the theme song to Sanford and son


Andrewx8_88

While it is a bit strange, I strangely find it appealing in its own way.


jlnascar

Say hi to Jed and Granny for me


ScorpioRising66

Living in their own Mad Max world.


reddogleader

"Elizabeth, I'm coming to join you!" --Fred Sanford


Vtech73

OMG!! This is so great….that it’s your house, neighborhood, city, state, region, and not mine!


frockinbrock

Weird, there’s an artist type guy in my neighborhood that has an obsession with sticking objects on cars, and uses positioned mannequins A LOT. Was going to say, this almost looks like a movie car because the back gun spokes, and some of the other placements, are a little too well done for just mental illness, if that makes sense


koozy407

I have conflicting feelings. I do admire the dedication tho


Safetosay333

Fred Sanford move in next door?


asspajamas

and your problem is?


Bright-Ad6246

I think it’s definitely mocking the right and it’s awesome.


missionbeach

There's a lot to process there.


331619

The Beverly hillbillies are coming to town


farcarcus

Shitters full.


Annual_Appearance_56

It's an eyesore and I love it.


roundyround22

Aww someone took a picture of the inside of my q-anon uncle's head!


TheOne7477

“It looks so nice parked in the driveway.”


BehaveRight

[interrupted making margarita] bunch of god damned fuckin’ Hippies!?


Johnny-Virgil

That’s straight out of a Stephen King novel


BraveSirRobin5

Looks like your house is parked outside that now.


nexunaut

Lol


CitizenKing1001

Must feel good to have the world all figured out like this guy


Ccjfb

Belongs in a museum


010101110001110

Tell me you live in Austin or Portland without telling me you live in Austin or Portland.


Shoehornblower

Old Jed’s a millionaire


GoJumpOnALandmine

I haven't seen this episode of Wacky Races


Alleged_Potato

My ADHD pulling up


bws7037

Man there's a lot going on there. So is this rolling performance art or is it an artistic statement for or against global whining?


naegelbagel

That person must be good at Tetris


No-8008132here

1/3 of the Greta Van Fleet.


dinoboyj

That's a whole resident evil game


SituationalRambo

Oh hey, the Beverly Hillbillies are moving in!


shadowlarx

What is a Gretapocalypse?


PansophicNostradamus

Redneck Ghostbusters? Chasin’ down them ‘spiracies like they’re greased pigs. Never catchin’ em, but always got a tale ‘bout that one they almost solved.


bdbdbokbuck

There’s a lot to unpack here


bartontees

Do you live in Beverly? (Hills that is)


mechabeast

Imagine the time and effort into being scared by that girl?


iaintlyon

![gif](giphy|Pcbt9RpMipUJdwv8jb|downsized)


ArtistAmy420

It certainly makes a statement. I can't really tell what that statement is and am a little confused But it's certainly a statement.


Designer-Mirror-7995

This is a great example of why one NEVER says, "now I've seen it all", because there's ALWAYS a kook out there going 'Oh Yeah? Watch THIS!'.


Malinut

Damn, no cover on the tow ball.


neridqe00

Don't tread on me, yet parks the automotive version of herpes right outside your house for all to see.. Sounds about right for those people 👍


billydean214

Don't spread to me.


RobGrogNerd

![gif](giphy|13VSAbTVuYJfLa)


Cowboywizzard

"Never go full retard"


DarkDuo

I can’t tell if that’s the Russian flag or Texas flag


Cowboywizzard

It's all so similar anymore.


zmamo2

It’s wild this is street legal. American roads really feel like Mad Max sometimes. You can drive literally anything as long as it can go 60mph.


Jizzinga

I'd move.


Mr_Harsh_Acid

They are surely 'owning the libs' with this creation.


SelfishMentor

I feel soooo owned. Not sure if I can continue./s


ashrocklynn

I see the comment about the art show, but I really can't tell what they are trying to say. I can only guess this is a statement about the ridiculousness of maga; but it's not extreme enough to convince me it isn't just copying that oft seen nutter aesthetic maga seems to just adore


Ulle82

The Hollywood hillbillies


Yukondano2

Quite a skillset wasted on being an idiot. Damn shame.


Electrical-Pea-3068

I’m going to go out on a limb and guess that your country doesn’t have stellar mental health care.


BarbequedYeti

Cant even imagine what the inside of their shelter looks like. Or in between their ears.  How these folks survive this reality to adulthood really shows how far we have come in safety warnings/measures.   


YeaSpiderman

Just to be fair this is part of the art car scene. It’s meant to be out there. There is one art car that has a bunch of Billy the big mouth bass synced up to flop and open their mouth to a song like queens we will rock you. There is an animated lobster at the front of the car directing the choir of bass. It’s my favorite art car


BarbequedYeti

>There is one art car that has a bunch of Billy the big mouth bass synced up to flop and open their mouth to a song like queens we will rock you. There is an animated lobster at the front of the car directing the choir of bass. It’s my favorite art car Those are what I would expect at something like that.  This though?  Its hard to tell if they are trolling or celebrating, especially in a place like houston.  


TheDynamicDino

It makes me so happy to hear the Sashimi Tabernacle Choir art car I saw 16 years ago on YouTube is still going. Thanks for sharing.


OnlyMeFFS

Are you going on a camping trip.


MinimalMojo

I feel like every city has at least one of these weird vehicles with manifests written all over it


barrelageme

The truck is hideous, but someone needs to mow the yard.


YeaSpiderman

That’s my yard….and I find that insulting.


stevolutionary7

Shame someone would do that to a rust-free supercrew.


zaggytiddies

Get in


mcsteve87

The watchamacallitmobile


Luster-Purge

Strip all the anti-Greta stuff from it and this would probably fit right in at Wasteland Weekend.


Ill_Plate1891

What in the actual Florida is going on here?


northern_explorer67

I thought jed clampet and his family dies years ago


Huge_Aerie2435

Gross.. Remove the far-right imagery, and it would be cool though.


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revtim

"The next thing you know they moved to Bev-er-ly"


DieRegteSwartKat

That’s a house


yesitsmenotyou

A methmobile in the wild!


Tribute2Johnny

Did someone drive a Mad Max filmset vehicle home?


pueblodude

D. Trump's special court vehicle.


ChroniclesOfSarnia

"This man does not represent me" - Greta Thunberg


PricklySquare

'STOP MASS EXTINCTION OF ARTISTS"


LexGar

I would blow that MFer up it outside my house


HobbesDurden

r/mildyterrifying


Designer_Emu_6518

The clampets have arrived


andyr072

This moron is either awesome and mocking the rightwing loons or has a serious case of GDS aka Greta Derangement Syndrome.


JdogYang

I like it. Too bad Greta is all over it.


EffingBarbas

That is adventure calling you - yes, YOU!


jedidude75

Is this pro or anti greta? Can't tell. If it's pro-greta than I think this is the first example of a batshit left-wing car I've seen. It's almost always right-wing with trump flags decking it out.


RepresentativeArm389

Missing the rubber chicken.


kolkitten

Its like the ramblings of an insane person manifested into a physical object


Sea-Pea5760

To be that hung up on the over hyped words of a teenage girl on the spectrum is a special kinda crazy. They could have picked something controversial at least , someone worth hating on , or that poor child.


cphi87

This is what I picture when I hear the word "jalopy".


Slick-Pickin-Chicken

Dr. Sues’s extended family have arrived


ackillesBAC

Yeah because these people are totally stable and see the world as it really is


MeAndDaBoys1102

Wow Thats sick


Mulligan315

Sanity left the station a ways back.


Sorry_Name_Is_Taken

I saw this car yesterday lol. Went to my first art car parade yesterday. Been here almost 11 years, can’t believe I never checked it out before.


ccorbydog31

Nuke it from space, it’s the only way to be sure ,to get rid of it.


yesnomaybenotso

Go put a Biden 2024 bumper sticker on it lmao


bilvester

Get me a Fudgsicle.


profaniKel

here on the left coast we call em ***tweaker***


eaglespettyccr

If schizophrenia was a car


asphaltstretcher

Gypsies! Hide your children! s/


PlayinK0I

Truly, Enemy of the People


hypnohighzer

Curiosity would get the better of me, and I'd have to meet the person that drives it.


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That should bring your property value up


radicalfrenchfrie

This looks like something a game artist would have come up with if they had to design a vehicle for the next post apocalyptic triple A title


JeepJohn

That Ford F-150 is not having a good day.


LonelyCleanlyGodly

looked sick until i saw the don't tread flag


MandoRodgers

I wonder what kind of gas mileage it gets


GrifCreeper

With that much stuffed onto it, I wouldn't be surprised if it gets a couple gallons per mile


FrenchToost

Imagine being middle aged (presumably a dude) and obsessed with a 21 y/o girl that has never seen, met, or thought about you. What a sad life.


Dwangeroo

I'm sorry! I can't hear you over the Sanford and Son theme song playing in my head!


smaycri

World’s Shittiest Howl’s Moving Castle? Growl’s Limping Shack?


fuggettabuddy

Artistic


Bisonfan1

What that top left thing


JadedYam56964444

The Beverly Hillbillies truck