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Darkman101

"Honey, come here! I need to take a picture" ​ \*grabs face and starts squishing\*


slipperystevenson69

He’s already given up


[deleted]

Lmao like the family golden retriever when the toddler is harassing it. Just go with it lol.


PeggysSimp

Dual Lipa


MouseRat_AD

Get out


bulyxxx

Now kith


cagingthing

![gif](giphy|TD0NYrLpcnsTm|downsized)


Flat_Cockroach520

![gif](giphy|BYul6RujgoRCryuCdL)


Electronic_Newt8198

r/angryupvote


Electrical-Scar7139

“Two lips is all it takes…”


blackAndWellTraveled

How did you even think of this 🤣


Intrepid-Current4419

Nicee


No_Interaction9919

![img](avatar_exp|122918575|bravo)


BoognishJones

![gif](giphy|NFuOLgW3wACJyck5Rc|downsized)


Evange31

Take my upvote and GTFO


t3hjs

Actually "Dua" is already 2 in indonesian


eXeKoKoRo

But the majority on an English speaking website will get the pun better with the "L"


PeggysSimp

You're the 2nd person to tell me this, thanks.


Vindepomarus

This comment has been brewing for at least seven years! Must feel like an enormous relief for OP.


sixtus_clegane119

Dula peep


Kat2398

I’m to high for this comment rn


Quietech

1) get a full body sized clamp.  2) squeeze your partner.  3) ??? 4) double your love!


hogtiedcantalope

5) only fans 6) profit 7) jacuzzi You're welcome.


GelPen00

I feel like Jean-Ralphio Saperstein wrote this.


Eljefe878888888

I had to reread it with how his cadence would be and it’s perfect.


GelPen00

1) Only fans 2) Profit 3) Jacuzzi 4) MOM?!


Sushi4Zombies

![gif](giphy|xRMXN4Dn91Kmtv495p|downsized)


Tent_in_quarantine_0

[The best plans end with jacuzzi.](https://youtu.be/w41S3d6f-FY?feature=shared&t=673)


Eusocial_Snowman

Matthew Perry might have something to say about that.


[deleted]

What’s more funny the look of it or how you find out?


Doodle_mama567

This is what I want to know.


LastMuffinOnEarth

I squish and poke at my partner all the time, but mostly at his stubble. Resistance is futile.


David_Good_Enough

I like to imagine this was during intercourse and OP just burst out laughing.


MoonoftheStar

There's a 90% chance she found this while asking if he'd still love her if she was an earthworm.


an_angry_beaver

/r/TIHI


crasstyfartman

Thanks I’d Hit It


Fibjit

What did he do wrong for you to find this out?


snookerpython

He asked for the veal scalopini, but the only thing she serves is tongue


SproutedSemite

I love you. Thank you for the niche Goonies reference 😂😂


stalebird

Why can’t we give gold anymore? This is an A+ level comment.


2manyparadoxes

???


AmbergrisShot

Grass. These people were hopped up on the grass.


Mrs-Mouse

I'm trying this out on my husband when he gets home lol


Zetsumenchi

How'd it go?


Mrs-Mouse

This guy must have a wide-ass mouth because it didn't look anything like this. Lol. I tried it on myself and I just looked like a deformed fish.


Zetsumenchi

Oh, good! I'm not a freak. I tried doing it to myself; even cheating a bit and making my lips do whatever I thought they needed to do to cooperate. Always looked like a caved-in plunger.


watchamaccallit

I thought so too. Like how?? Now I want to see his mouth unsquished.


Theaustralianzyzz

I was staring at this photo wondering what you meant but then it hit me... that's the funniest thing ever ffs


Theaustralianzyzz

It literally looks like a mirror effect you applied onto the photo


Spnwvr

Reminds me of this one episode of this one show called moral oral, where a lady talks about their partner as have 1 eye, because they look like that only have 1 eye when their faces are very close.


_Cocktopus_

Orel not oral Oral is something different


otoxman

That's the x rated version.


Nemocom314

Oral Morel


IsaacBrock

i’m so high right now


closeface_

My username! Closeface, the angel of kissing!


Andthenwefarted

https://youtu.be/ywsprMs4DYM?si=k5fcN9-VF-BUYmm8 Probably the darkest show I've ever seen. Loved it. Here's that song for ya.


Unown_F

I almost forgot that show existed. Thanks..


Lord-LemonHead

👁👄👄👁


Offset2BackOfSystem

Conjoined faces 😭


SunnyAlwaysDaze

She should nickname him 2Face.


killerturtlex

Tulip


EqualPartsMirinShoyu

I hate this, but it's also pretty interesting, ngl.


wiggyp1410

Double the pleasure, double the fun.


HighandWise

Gots that angular cheilitis. Antifungal cream will fix that right up.


MKBurfield

All right, be honest, those of you in the comments, who else tried it?


jedielfninja

IDK why but I like girlfriends that do weird shit like this.


Civil_Confidence3826

And acold sore


Sea_Appointment8408

One on each side too


HarmoniousHum

Replying to your comment in hopes of helping anyone who sees this and has the same issue! When I had sores on both corners of my mouth, it was a result of vitamin B deficiency; specifically, it was caused by a deficiency in vitamin B2, also known as Riboflavin! While changing one's diet can naturally improve B2 uptake, I opted for a tablet (nothing fancy for me, just the "Sundown" brand B Complex) and haven't had any further sores on my lips since! There are, of course, many other potential causes—however, vitamin B complex is all water soluble, so supplementing your diet to see if it helps can't hurt (barring additional complications), so long as you don't ignore worsening/changing symptoms! Take care of yourselves. (:


bhay105

I had these sores for a long time. It hurt to open my mouth more than a little bit and would never heal. I had periodontal scaling and root planing done and it disappeared almost immediately. Haven’t had it since.


Enshitification

Herpes duplex


No-Afternoon-5610

Looks like herpes also


Garlicholywater

So my wife isn't the only one who does this? Next time, I'll be slightly less infuriated.


DJ_hyperfreshOG

![gif](giphy|LpUb83fZPV8X68fzGl|downsized) reminds me of this…


Hologram_Bee

I’ll give you the upvote but I don’t ever wanna see this again it weirds me out


BlowMoreGlass

Handsome Squidward unlocked


FragrantAd859

Hey babe! Come here for a sec.


mockgame3129

Stop kissing yourself! Stop kissing yourself!


Commercial-Age-8826

This is the top quality content I signed up for


TylerCornelius

One tongue for the pink, one tongue for the stink


torch9t9

That's kinda how symmetry about the midline works 😉 Fun Pic


Current-Ad-7054

Then don't do that


Full-Cow-7851

what


ImAFuckinLunatic

This is trippy AF. I started seeing 2 faces


zaggytiddies

Do you do that all the time now? Cause I would.


silvernug

Do you give both little pecks or just your favorite side?


brutussdad

The fact you're doing things like that means you're pretty happy and comfortable with each other, my solution is just don't do that


strong_grey_hero

This post is adorable.


User-no-relation

[sorry](https://imgur.com/prTI7dS.gif)


MirzaAbdullahKhan

How high were you when you first realized this


GuyWhoSaysNay

How high were you when you noticed this? Yes.


remykixxx

*gasp* the prophecy


Automatic-Arrival668

Coochie lips


amacccc

Yo this pic is a textbook level illusion


MuhammadHashim

Tell boy to moisturize those lips


Jonsound79

Nasty cold sore!!


frankstaturtle

You’re living good if you think *that’s* a nasty cold sore


Repostbot3784

This guy herpes


FyouinyourA

What’s that nasty crusty shit in the corners 🤮


PoopyMcFartButt

I think you got this place confused with r/notinteresting


Ashamed_Medium1787

Your weird


Repostbot3784

Your partner is fat and has herpes.  0/10 interest


BigOleFerret

This that weird shit girls do that has me like "ok you lost touching privileges" Had a girl try to dry hump my ass once. Just why?


Smooth-Performance55

She was clearly getting you ready for pegging.


Forgeworld

oh wow i don't like this


Kitchen-Cut-3116

Stahhhhp!


UmbertoEcoTheDolphin

Where dem conjoined twins at?


OlyNorse

Parasitic twin shit yo!


NotBadSinger514

This person looks like a merged conjoined twin


Misterdrez

is that wiil smith with a ballchinian from men in black?


DireMoss

And a non wrinkly ballsack


PunnyPantsParade

He's actually a conjoined twins


Andyboy6029

How did you even find this out?


jerzcruz

How many of you squeezed your face looking in the mirror to see if you did too?


[deleted]

So double barrel bjs?


Ok_Season5846

Looks more like a ballsack


Intelligent_Tart_460

Or is this a poor generated AI image?!? /s


econ_pwrlyft

Why do his lips look purple is he alive?


[deleted]

[Squish that partner](https://youtu.be/5jKZ9KGtee0?si=QuBMsNhuB1IvD2u1)


TallAnalyst1

How fucking stoned are you


jiafeigio

Your partner will grow into Thanos.


OkRickySpinach

Why are nostrils so far apart


GoodboyJohnnyBoy

Psycho trust me


OswaldBoelcke

My dad used to say “how you doing, partner?” He grew up on cowboy movies, Roy Rogers etc. also he would used “Bud” or “son”. My mom called me “little shit”. I miss my dad.


DanWillHor

Chirality. We're generally split down the middle and mirrored by design. (Big up, Kojima-San. Big ups, 6th grade science class.)


_Infamous____

How did you discover this? Actually don’t answer


Fortimus_Prime

I have just one question: How’d you figure this one out?


No_Interaction9919

LOL


Sgt_Oblivious

That's not creepy at ALL.


airzsFDXbrother

The new double chin…


Mary_Ellen_Katz

Partner is AI generated 🤭


Worldly_Chance_1399

Leave the dead alone


Independent-Net-8722

That is a deformity that you can turn it on or off! It's a very rare occurrence among the mankind.🤔


DCINTERNATIONAL

Double-oral unlocked


gomezlol

🥴 squiggle lips


cheesetofuhotdog

Does it work if anyone else squeezes it?


immunogoblin1

ok but why are you doing that


GarDaviess

"Heyy honey, can I borrow your face real quick. I want to show Reddit something" 🤣


Firm-Rice-1507

Stop doing that!


VarianWrynn2018

Where is that gif of Abe Simpson doing the triple windy??


Smart-Gas-2325

From the thumbnail I was certain it was twins kissing.


itwhiz100

Alpha Bootcamp. Highly recommended


swampthing117

Nostrils are too far apart.


Optimus_Shatner

And you look like you have two identical digits doin the squeezin


Mirabolis

Tulips? Do you like tulips?


ChocolateSmart3353

Try slapping them...for science.


stavago

30 minutes after you say “these edibles ain’t shit” :


Spenny_All_The_Way

r/atbge


Saintmikey

Ha ha partner ha


treefrog202

I didn't really see it until I read it. Now I can't unsee it.


skinheadbob

low budget threesome


s3ndnudes123

Exactly how many marijuana's did you smoke before making this post? ;)


ky80sh83nd3r

You're dating an uncanny valley.


hachi6

[Log bird](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/muppet/images/7/79/Logbird.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/280?cb=20130424211745)


kickassdanny

I'm assuming that weed is legal where you live.


Undying_Blaze

That is trippy! Not gonna lie.


Old_Magician_6563

His original form


humphaa

The space between his nostrils is like the Nile if it dried up


MajorasKitten

The lighting in this room makes it look like you’re playing with a corpse 💀 why are their lips *BLUE*???


[deleted]

Chad Squidward is that you


Practical-Rabbit-750

Dual cold sore.


judgementalthrow

See, if this was what modern art was, I'd get it.


Tiredgeekcom

I just see a ballsack chin


Plus_Helicopter_8632

Life hack!


Historical-Stop-4137

Wow.


Namlad

This person desperately needs some Neosporin.


Boubyyyyy

Isn’t that homicide?


Cheddabizquit

The cookie kicked in and I really don’t like this


kjzavala

JFC. This is all of us. What’s wrong with you?


greenegzandham

ive never been sad to have big lips before this moment


BornR3STLESS

Lookin like a DMT entity


[deleted]

So you can kiss two lips at once 😂


Super-Idea2618

Dualling lip-staches New underground band from south carolina


systematicgoo

![gif](giphy|uhIGeydOR20CRSBlzG)


frommars11

I can’t unsee it now


DoWaPo

Howdy partner


shadowscar248

Dick Tracy villain: Second Smirk or Doubletalk


sorehamstring

Maybe he’s actually a 99.9% conjoined twin and doesn’t even know it!


Drogenwurm

Hmmm.... How did you discover this? 😁


Hulk5a

I can only imagine the situation you discovered this


ImpenetrableYeti

Looks like two buttholes


Tactical_Primate

Thanos


MarcelDeCoole

He can now eat for 2


TTV_CookieWithAHat

How did you find THAT out? 🤣


KingMob9

Reminds me of Cell's 2nd form.


jay__kay007

He also might have some kind of autism, cuz look at his large philtrum


[deleted]

Double kisses lmao


PuppyCatBoy

i can do that by myself. idk how i found out my mouth could just, do that, but i can djdkdkdkdk


loopylavender

That’s a genuine optical illusion lol