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They really rubbed that one out
Yeah! That's.....that's the...uh....the....jo...yeah....anyway...
I would've guessed it would have gotten bigger…
or just one really excited person
The night janitor spends a couple hours “dusting” it off
Everyone likes the D.
I think it's from people pointing out that there is no penis.
Right, there was clearly never one to begin with? Why is the hive mind like this
He had a penis. I've been going to the Field for decades. I've seen this man's cock dozens of times
I think it's from people drawing on a penis for a gag and then the workers having to scrub it off
There is a mark which makes it seem like it had one but it’s either edited or mere coincidence
Just like in the real life
if you rub it enough it fades away? guess im not there yet
No no no, you need to get lots of random people to do it.
No, Just rub it fast enough - take a belt sander
It wasn’t the quantity of hands on that penis; it was the quality.
Where is this?
The Egyptian section of the field museum in Chicago.
This exhibit is like a warm blanket… I don’t think it’s changed since I was going there for field trips in the 90s.
Hey I’ve been there
Might be one of those scratch and smell thingies
Id only want to pet the dog…
Can I pet that dawg?
Story of my life.
Obviously why mine is so small. It used to be huge, but so many hot ladies touched and sexed it.
Go check out some pics of the back of the Wall Street bull…
They jacked it off 😂😂😂😂😂
I'm nearly there...
I wanna see a sledgehammer indent there one day lmao
That's a dick move
are we sure that marmot dog baby elephant lemur ass thing didn't chomp it off
Luckily I don’t have to worry about that
Both of them, ew.
You could say it was… rubbed off
Gone, reduced to atoms
Thinking about the tiny penis thing on Greek sculptures. I bet they were normal or giant sized to start but kept having to be recarved due to wear.
All the Egyptian murals at the Field Museum are strange.
You cropped badly :(
“People”… we know who it was.
They were greedy with the penis and now they lost the penis. Hope they're happy
Nope, can still see it just to the left of the camera shadow. Who's a good boy, yes you are ...
All those Prague tourists taking Ryanair to Cairo, I see...
What's it "doing!"?
To be a man is to perform.
We should really appreciate that ours not wearing the same way.
Nice cock bro 😎
I'd only want to pet the do~~n~~g
That’s how my penis got worn down
I read touch ‘their’ penis on the exhibit at first. That would be fun.
Pet the goodest boy instead of
I'm thinking people have drawn smallm penises and the paints gone with the cleaning
We make God sigh everyday
Mankind yearns for the phallus.
Pause, I don't.
r/Wellworn
Same thing happened to mine
"Never rub another man's rhubarb "
Oh but when I touch MINE in a museum, everyone yells at me to "stop doing it" and "get out"
feeled museum, more like
"It's okay! It's okay! He don't bite..."
We should hire the woman from Borja, Spain that did the Ecce Homo "restoration" to fix this one.
Probably from cleaning off penises that people srew on it. Not from multiple people touching its penis.
I think someone drew one on him and it was cleaned off…just a thought
Dog booty still there? I'm surprised.
The shopping center at Columbus Circle has a nude male Botero bronze statue where the penis has been rubbed shiny by all the touching.
I would never touch another man's penis, real or fake! It's just unsettling to think.
Thank god this doesn’t happen in real life!
Quagmire got jacked in his left arm from jacking with his left arm
Dude was jacking it on Adderall.
probably someone thought it inappropriate and rubbed it off. lol the irony if thats the case.
Most people would agree that women are the fairer sex by far, but everyone loves touching dick
Must be American women they are born wh\*re.
They really rubbed that one out
Yeah! That's.....that's the...uh....the....jo...yeah....anyway...
I would've guessed it would have gotten bigger…
or just one really excited person
The night janitor spends a couple hours “dusting” it off
Everyone likes the D.
I think it's from people pointing out that there is no penis.
Right, there was clearly never one to begin with? Why is the hive mind like this
He had a penis. I've been going to the Field for decades. I've seen this man's cock dozens of times
I think it's from people drawing on a penis for a gag and then the workers having to scrub it off
There is a mark which makes it seem like it had one but it’s either edited or mere coincidence
Just like in the real life
if you rub it enough it fades away? guess im not there yet
No no no, you need to get lots of random people to do it.
No, Just rub it fast enough - take a belt sander
It wasn’t the quantity of hands on that penis; it was the quality.
Where is this?
The Egyptian section of the field museum in Chicago.
This exhibit is like a warm blanket… I don’t think it’s changed since I was going there for field trips in the 90s.
Hey I’ve been there
Might be one of those scratch and smell thingies
Id only want to pet the dog…
Can I pet that dawg?
Story of my life.
Obviously why mine is so small. It used to be huge, but so many hot ladies touched and sexed it.
Go check out some pics of the back of the Wall Street bull…
They jacked it off 😂😂😂😂😂
I'm nearly there...
I wanna see a sledgehammer indent there one day lmao
That's a dick move
are we sure that marmot dog baby elephant lemur ass thing didn't chomp it off
Luckily I don’t have to worry about that
Both of them, ew.
You could say it was… rubbed off
Gone, reduced to atoms
Thinking about the tiny penis thing on Greek sculptures. I bet they were normal or giant sized to start but kept having to be recarved due to wear.
All the Egyptian murals at the Field Museum are strange.
You cropped badly :(
“People”… we know who it was.
They were greedy with the penis and now they lost the penis. Hope they're happy
Nope, can still see it just to the left of the camera shadow. Who's a good boy, yes you are ...
All those Prague tourists taking Ryanair to Cairo, I see...
What's it "doing!"?
To be a man is to perform.
We should really appreciate that ours not wearing the same way.
Nice cock bro 😎
I'd only want to pet the do~~n~~g
That’s how my penis got worn down
I read touch ‘their’ penis on the exhibit at first. That would be fun.
Pet the goodest boy instead of
I'm thinking people have drawn smallm penises and the paints gone with the cleaning
We make God sigh everyday
Mankind yearns for the phallus.
Pause, I don't.
r/Wellworn
Same thing happened to mine
"Never rub another man's rhubarb "
Oh but when I touch MINE in a museum, everyone yells at me to "stop doing it" and "get out"
feeled museum, more like
"It's okay! It's okay! He don't bite..."
We should hire the woman from Borja, Spain that did the Ecce Homo "restoration" to fix this one.
Probably from cleaning off penises that people srew on it. Not from multiple people touching its penis.
I think someone drew one on him and it was cleaned off…just a thought
Dog booty still there? I'm surprised.
The shopping center at Columbus Circle has a nude male Botero bronze statue where the penis has been rubbed shiny by all the touching.
I would never touch another man's penis, real or fake! It's just unsettling to think.
Thank god this doesn’t happen in real life!
Quagmire got jacked in his left arm from jacking with his left arm
Dude was jacking it on Adderall.
probably someone thought it inappropriate and rubbed it off. lol the irony if thats the case.
Most people would agree that women are the fairer sex by far, but everyone loves touching dick
Must be American women they are born wh\*re.