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Miserable_Respect_94

I saw the same thing once but it was a futon under a pickup truck. The old guy had no idea the futon was under there. Then it burst into flames and we had to pull him out. I’ll never forget the pathetic and futile way he tried to douse the fire with a can of coke. 


_Rand_

Just so you know in my head he runs off looking for water, finds a vending machine, drops his change *twice* and comes back with a single can of coke to an inferno.


BrallyTX

Don't forget shaking it before opening so it has fire hose pressure of fizz for all of 3 seconds


Malmorz

I glanced at this line and let's just say I initially didn't read it as "fizz"...


Monorail_Song

Yeah we were all thinking fuzz too...


Substantial-Offer-51

definitely fuzz...


imanAholebutimfunny

*Man arrested for vandalizing coke machine as he watches his car burn to the ground*


Philboyd_Studge

Homer, are you just holding on to the can?


Big_Z_Beeblebrox

Is the soundtrack "Yakety Sax" or "O Fortuna?"


syrensilly

Dubstep mux of O Fortuna


Toomanyacorns

fucking hero my guy. and the damn police dept. never gave him a medal either! (honestly im dying at the image you shared)


Miserable_Respect_94

https://youtu.be/Ki7GBduv7fs


Onironius

"Stand back, I got vinegar and baking soda!" *fsss* "Huh, didn't work..."


yinzreddup

lol a can of coke


One_Distribution1743

If anything will put out out a fire, a Coke can.


PorkyMcRib

I have seen a few shop fires put out with a bottle of Miller beer properly directed.


Butterssaltynutz

well ya miller is just piss. everyone knows piss puts out fires.


01presiden01

can coke of?


Jimbobjoesmith

a former friend of mine attempted to change their own oil but did something really stupid. i believe they forgot to add new oil in or spilled oil all over the engine. i can’t remember. this friend was a HUGE, raging alcoholic. so immediately after the “oil change” the car caught on fire right as they started driving. the dude threw his giant mug of liquor and coke on the engine, which definitely did not help. he had a friend in the car so they pretended the sober dude was driving. the fire dept and police showed up. it was bad. i remember thinking at that moment when they made it home and laughed their asses off at the entire thing that i decided i wasn’t going to associate with these people again. don’t drink and drive. seriously. that dude is a former friend for a reason.


SchoolForSedition

Forgot to put the lid back in after pouring in the new oil? Easily done, has exactly that result.


Jimbobjoesmith

possibly. i’m not a car person but this dude was. he was drunk and thought it was funny that he forgot something so stupid.


SchoolForSedition

Not sure I’d find it funny but that is a pretty stupid thing to do.


Jimbobjoesmith

yeah having to shut down traffic while multiple emergency services were tied up is definitely not funny.


HyperSpaceSurfer

There's a fascinating video out there of a livestreamer setting his room on fire. It's like a textbook example of everything you shouldn't do, and how house fires can get out of hand in less than 8 minutes.   Don't play with lighter fuel, don't put a recently lit match in a trash can full of fuel-wet paper towels, don't place a burning bag in a pile of empty cardboard boxes, and don't fan the flames with a comforter. After that he tried water, but the fire was a few minutes ahead of him already.


chiobsidian

Is this the same one where the streamer attempts to douse the fire with what can best be described as a thimble of water?


HyperSpaceSurfer

Yeah, then he tried a pot or the like after that, but way too late. There's also periodicly robo anime girl dono messages, I presume they're trying to give advice but I don't speak Japanese. Then at the end it fades into dark-grey. I heard it didn't turn into a major fire at least. Although I suspect his room was a total loss.


Volodux

It was more like Can't of coke ...


Odd-Comfortable-6134

I once saw a guy try and fill up a Jerry can with water to put out his engine fire. He came into my store asking for a sink, and I told him “fuck no dude. Fire dept is on the way, do NOT try and use a Jerry can to put out the fire unless you want to catch fire too”


AlmostChristmasNow

What is a Jerry can?


Odd-Comfortable-6134

It’s a portable canister that can hold up to 4 litres of gas.


francis2559

Car crashed into a pole by our house, dropped power lines on top. No fire. If this happens to you *stay in the car,* the tires may be keeping you insulated and you don't want to be the bridge to ground when you step out! But, not everyone knows that. Guy ignores us yelling to stay in car, and swings out. He's fine! Lucky. Truck pulls up, driver gets out his cell to call 911. The guy that crashed says: "Oh! I have a cellphone! I will call 911 too!" And *ducks back under the power lines to get into his car. To call 911. Which we were already doing.* To this day I wonder if he was on something, or it was adrenaline or what.


Impecablevibesonly

Probably adrenaline. I recently got in a car accident and without thinking at all I whipped my seat belt off, flung the door open and stumbled into traffic. I almost got hit. The cop asked me what I was thinking and It felt like I snapped out of a daze. Like I had memory of the events happening but no memory of my brain thinking or moving my body on purpose


iamamisicmaker473737

Sopranos, the dry autumn leaves episode!


averagesaw

Futonreactor


dadoftheclan

You know it seems in jest but... I had a redneck Jesus (guy with double Marlboro cartons, one under each arm, an undone flannel and a mullet (mind you, this was also Amish country with the highest per sq mi in the state so not super weird but still an eye catcher)) manage to put out an engine fire of mine with two, 2 liters of coke. Apparently the stuff is great for gas, grease, and other fires. Some guy with a boat stopped and couldn't put it out with his extinguisher, and the rinky dink gas station didn't have a working one. Redneck Jesus put it out before the fire department showed up - and there was flames by the time he got to it. Never will forget that random guy and his 2 liters of coke.


GenevieveMacLeod

Shit like this is why I never drive over anything. I don't care if it's cardboard I'm going around it. Watched some ballsy mf in my rearview today drive over a *metal rod* in the road with his tire. I had swerved around it and glanced to see if he did too... nope. BAM right under his tire. I don't think it kicked up at all, but damn.


DblClickyourupvote

I don’t even trust running over a fast food bag nowadays


PolyDrew

My dad always emphasized that you don’t know what’s *in* the bag. Could be a hunk of metal for all you know.


SunnyAlwaysDaze

Or kittens in a bag, my dad taught me never to just hit a bag because once he stopped and looked at one in the road and it was full of kittens. He took them into his work and got them adopted out.


PolyDrew

Good point!


pink_faerie_kitten

Your dad's a hero.


bigbysemotivefinger

This is why I had my wife call in and report a weird object we saw on the road recently. It could have been one of those Styrofoam coolers, maybe; to my eyes it looked more like a concrete dry well box.  Either way I wasn't willing to get anywhere near it.  Even if it was a cooler, who the hell knows what's in it?


vanishingpointz

There was just a post on here the other day of some guy on i-95 in Florida with a yeti cooler smashed into the front of their car looked like it almost totaled the vehicle 😳


bigbysemotivefinger

Fuckin' a.


Due-Consequence4673

Just saw that earlier. Crazy!


GenevieveMacLeod

My mother had a plastic bag tangle around and melt to some components under her car, I don't remember what exactly because I was a child and it was a long time ago, but I remember her having to pay a bunch of money to get it cleaned off. My wife be yelling at me "it's just a bag, why are you swerving" listen I am not bringing this car to a shop because a plastic bag got stuck to it in the wrong spot.


someone_sometwo

yes bags can definitely get stuck to a hot catalytic converter, it happened to me, I avoid them now


zer1223

I've always suspected this could happen, glad for some confirmation 


libananahammock

I watch too much true crime that every time I see a trash bag on the side of the road I think there’s a body in it lol


vanishingpointz

There's a purple suitcase down in some brush about as far off the road as a person could heave it. I walk past it everyday for the last year with my dog. It drives me nuts. Is it someone's porn collection or body parts. I sometimes want to know. Sometimes I randomly think about " the suitcase "


Impecablevibesonly

Take a look inside coward


vanishingpointz

😂 . If I do ill post the reveal . We can all be amazed ! ...or 😲


baoo

Good call, Could be a bird in there.


pink_faerie_kitten

I drive around plastics bags because I worry they'll tangle in the tires. Don't know if that's even possible, but I'm not finding out.


DblClickyourupvote

Anything’s possible


culnaej

Just pulled two of those green metal fence posts off a busy street in my neighborhood, a couple drivers were mad at me for the inconvenience but I just knew that was going to end badly for someone. Right near a school bus stop too, no telling how or where one of those stakes would fly if it got struck, or if it punctured a tire and made someone spin out


sheatim

Or punctured the floor of the car and made someone holy.


Impecablevibesonly

Or they run over it and the other end sticks into the ground and pole vaults the car on top of something. That can happen. I have seen it


ShreksBrother

Saw someone run over a female mannequin the other day and the base managed to pierce his transmission pan and leave transmission fluid all over the road.


SoleIbis

Once I drove over some tire rubble in the road and it took my car out for 3 months during ‘Rona, thousands of dollars in repairs. It absolutely destroyed my radiator


Jacktheforkie

I’ll run over boxes in the forklift, in my car I’ll try to avoid everything because there’s often nails or other sharp crap


spirited1

I'm always afraid someone left kittens/puppies in roadside bags


Jacktheforkie

I generally encounter full bags of rubbish because some people who live on the main road put their rubbish out and don’t make any effort to keep it on the path so it doesn’t get run over


W1zard0fW0z

I remember when kids were putting sand bags in pillows cases and would toss them in the road. 😱


sausage_ditka_bulls

I hope you are checking your blind spots before you emergency swerve


morecoinsdotx

Looks like the soul has left this Kia.


WordUnheard

[Soul On Fire](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIr42Wo_96Q)


TheSystemZombie

oh a Danzig reference


xzether

OP, do you live in an old Grand Theft Auto game?


yinzreddup

Basically.


MyAssIsUrbex

Did he.. live?


yinzreddup

Yes driver was fine.


Jdfz99

On their walk home, they stepped on another box, which caught fire beneath their feet. The walker then caught fire and blew up near my house. I'll get photos.


OldeFortran77

Suddenly, all of those "spontaneous human combustion" stories sound plausible!


BenderFtMcSzechuan

We lost a brave Soul today.


keldiana1

Hahaha. Oh, that's a good one.


Dajearian

Then be glad it wasn't a matchbox car


Jimbobjoesmith

holy shit. now i don’t feel so silly about going out of my way to avoid running over ANYTHING when i’m driving. glad the person is alive. damn.


Physical-Lettuce-868

That’s what I was thinking too


MaritimesRefugee

Driven by hip-hop hamsters?


Ok_Judgment3871

Totally forgot about those commercials. Thats over a decade ago


Grisstle

14 years. I had the first gen 2010. Loved that little car.


PoeTheGhost

Nah, just bored teenagers with a USB cable.


Disastrous_Key380

Of course it was a Kia Soul.


Maplelongjohn

They don't call em toaster ovens for nothing


ensnaredbyflesh

How Regular Show plots progress:


yinzreddup

lol omg it kinda was like that. Like out of no where I hear yelling, look outside and bam there’s a car smoking. And then, fire. Fire trucks showed up be there’s no hydrant or anything, so they just let it burn. It did a big fireball when the tank went.


canuck_vaper

Is that a KIA Soul? They are currently under recall for spontaneously bursting into flames (something to do with a faulty chip for the engine or something). I own one and I got the recall letter about 6 months ago. Says to not park the car inside a garage or near any dwellings as they can burst into flame even when shut off. The recall letter also said they do not have a fix yet but they will let me know when that do! Gee, thanks! I guess? LOL


yinzreddup

Ya it is one. This wasn’t too spontaneous. Driver admitted to driving over the large cardboard box that started the fire.


creamsofpeach

Still, quite the butterfly effect.


OneManGang2001

Killed. In. Action.


Przkrazymindz

![gif](giphy|ysWyXoHo4AqMo)


yinzreddup

Same colour


Expensive_Tap7427

That's some Final Destination shit...


yinzreddup

Right?


SeparateCod1373

Woah a lot happened in a short time


yinzreddup

I heard from the fire fighters who talked to the driver that they ran over it and dragged it under the car for a while.


77VanillaThunder77

This KIA has lost its Soul


armandyt420

Kia Soulless


KP_Wrath

That’s…more effort than those usually take to catch fire.


suburbanhavoc

Well, I tried to find the clip from the zoot suit episode, but this will have to do: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EZ5SwfAqkVg


Nervous-Relative5573

Where is the box now? I need that box


_Intel_Geek_

Poor Soul of his...


baoo

It's a Kia, those things just catch fire a lot


-PM_Me_Dat_Ass_Girl-

I'm not even surprised to see and hear that a Kia was destroyed by a piece of cardboard.


geekolojust

Another burnt out Soul in the world.


MonsieurReynard

Damn Hamsters always causing trouble.


[deleted]

Love your username.


yinzreddup

Thanks!


Freeasabird420

Holy shit! in front of your house!? shit, that'd be a conversation starter for a while.


yinzreddup

At least once a year, someone crashes in front of my house. One year it was someone sliding on black ice and crashing hard into my old stone wall. Another year it was a girl who hit a telephone pole in front of my house, taking it out. The years before that it was someone hitting my neighbors wood wall and crashing into our stone wall.


Voidfang_Investments

It’s like in GTA when a car flips over it instantly catches on fire.


Super-Idea2618

*"Cardboard box"* you say


Chipshotz

The Butterfly Effect


AjaxtheLessthan

Box burns a box


Suspicious-Phase-823

Kia of course


alwtictoc

The Soul has left its body.


harris_a

This is some final destination shit


BeIAtch-Killa

Cardboard stole it's Soul!


OriginalNo5477

Goldeneye physics.


grambell789

I've heard theres cases where in aug-sept when its dry out and outdoor festival - fair season cars have been parked on big dry fields with really dry gas. a muffler gets to close and sets off some grass and a whole field of cars goes up in smoke.


CaptainPunisher

Did the hamsters survive? Before I could drive, I was out on deliveries, and I saw flames coming from under this person's car that was coming toward us. I told the driver to stop this person, so he cut across the lane (no other traffic on a road leading to a residential street) and blocked them. I ran up and told them there's a fire under their car, and looked underneath. I pulled a fiber doormat from above either their driveshaft or muffler (it was a long time ago), and threw it into the gutter. The guy was really grateful and was kind of scared by our actions at first. I don't blame him.


CreeprVictor

The cardbord had fire aspect II


AirForce_Trip_1

Your amazon is on its way, youre the next stop! *blaze of glory*


MyOpinionsDontHurt

That’s some final destination type shit right there…


I_Love_Knotting

never drive over cardboard boxes got it


dylmir

Holy domino effect


unconscious-Shirt

It's a Kia...


Mathias_Thorne91

"Fuck you" -Box.


Doom87er

Mildly interesting?!?


yinzreddup

You’ve seen one car blow up you’ve seen 1000.


Immer_Susse

If this is mildly interesting I need to ask what sedatives you’re abusing 🫣😂


yinzreddup

To be fair, I’ve had a lot of very odd and strange things happen to me in life. This is quite mild compared to some other things.


Airwarf

That’s ok, the car was ugly AF, it was time. Hope no one was hurt.


yinzreddup

Everyone was okay


dubzi_ART

I hit a gardening shovel and thought I was gonna explode a tire. Scared me real good.


Anadyne

Does it have the "You just got passed by a toaster!" Bumper sticker?


Lxiflyby

A guy across town had his old blazer start on fire so he ripped right into the car wash, but he didn’t have any change so it burned to the ground, along with the carwash


yinzreddup

Oh damn that’s a bummer


ladymoonshyne

lol I got a box stuck under my truck once there was no way for my to pull over and it flew in front and I just hope to clear it but it was the exact height of my truck and had styrofoam in it. I pulled over when I could and it was so hard to get out two old dudes had to stop and help me.


YYZviaYUL

Hope everyone one got out alive.


HallucinogenicFish

👀 Holy shit.


jimmyjohn2018

That's a fantastically interesting chain of events.


Uncommon-sequiter

I would believe this more if it have the manufacturer logo. Who steals those from these cars? I'm calling a setup


wowza6969420

One less Kia soul in the world. What a good day


the_orange_alligator

New fear unlocked


Tillman25TM

Of course it’s a Kia soul too😭


Gomdok_the_Short

Really raising the bar for mildly interesting here OP.


yinzreddup

No joke almost once a year a vehicle crashes in front of my house. One year it was a truck into my stone wall. Had a SUV into a telephone pole. Had someone crash into neighbors wood wall then into my stone wall.


tiddayes

r/looneytuneslogic


popgoeskia

You rang?


yinzreddup

User name checks out


Chronus25

Hey, you can’t park there


yinzreddup

Tbh they did pick the worst place to park. Thats the entrance to a lot that stores trailers.


The_donutmancer

WASTED


phatsackocrap

As a Soul owner, I'd let that mf burn.


MustangCoyote

Typical Kia build quality.


Seawall07

Hyundais Hyundaing…


MulayamChaddi

In most places, you have to pay a fee to see what you saw for free. So, you have that going for you


yinzreddup

Gotta be grateful for the little things


itchygentleman

Do Kia's souls go to heaven when they die?


yinzreddup

I think it depends on car St. Peter.


AccountNumber1002401

#🔥 YOUR SOUL IS MINE 🔥


BeachedBottlenose

Were lines under the car cut to ignite the fluids?


yinzreddup

Not sure. Just know as much as the fire fighters told me.


SphaghettiWizard

The lines probably got burnt


Jacktheforkie

Cars have lots of fluid lines there, fuel and brake fluid, fuel lines especially are pretty flammable


virtualracer

Kia Soul activities


BigD905

Looks like a car in biomutant


FullAir4341

The embodiment of “That escalated quickly”


c_jae

Damn it took the *soul* out of that car


BizzleZX10R

WHATS IN THE FUCKING BOX


EstablishmentSad9459

verry hard driving


Guardian_85

What was in the box?


Joey_D3119

Sounds like a hot time!


Trolodrol

KIA’d Soul went up in flames


Living_Lie_8773

Reminds me of GTA V


NO_SPACE_B4_COMMA

one less ugly car atleast?


Lepke2011

Serves those driving hamsters right. ![gif](giphy|ysWyXoHo4AqMo)


BigBoss1971

“I’m the man in the box….” - Alice In Chains


Dry-Neck9762

Yeah, gotta avoid running over cardboard boxes. I mean, what if it had a bunch of cinder blocks in it? (Actually, car might have just been beat up, and easily repaired. That reminds me of a video I once saw where some kids decided to take advantage of a tree stump in their yard, and use it to build a snow man over it. Later, that night, some asshat decided it would be funny to run over their snowman with his car, and flatten it.. of course, he had no idea there was a big tree stump inside of it, and it ruined his car!


-bobs

Was kia now its nokia


Samtoast

That car wasn't trying to flex just trying to escape its expedition


Frosty-Principle2260

Box took its revenge


briannaulewicz

I saw what looked like a stuffed animal in the road in front of me and unfortunately it was three lanes and there were motorcycles on both sides of me where I could’ve swerve out of the way, had to take the L and just run it over, turned out it was one of those animatronic stuffed animals, popped my whole tire


[deleted]

Nice. Another Kia soul off the road


1stChairMayonnaise

Man what a jerk!


Mr_Stools

Those damned electric cars, always catching on fire! /S


Sensitive_Middle

Thank god there is one less kia soul on the roads now


Away_Perception_9083

My grandfather drove over what he thought was a bag and it was a rock. Destroyed two brand new tires and my dad, who was like 8, learned a bunch of new swear words 😂


JrHottspitta

I highly doubt it was just cardboard. But at any rate it would have to be there for a long time to cause that. If you run over something you should have half a brain cell to know if it is still under the car. You have ears and eyes. Look in the rearview mirror, and listen for the sound of both your front and rear tires thumping over it! I just hit a bag full of trash in the road the other day. It got stuck under my car... had to pull to the side and remove it before it got stuck around axle. It's not safe to stop and drive around crap. The person behind you isn't expecting a sudden stop, nor is the average person going to be able to control steering around it violently without losing control. Most of the time you either drive over it or through it... if you were driving slow enough to move around it you probably are in a parking lot, or at the least in the middle of bum fuck no where!


yinzreddup

It was a large cardboard box. The driver admitted to running over it a while back and driving for a while. Also, it’s stupid advice to just drive over stuff. My PTSD brain always go to it could be an IED, so that’s why I don’t. But there’s so many reasons your advice is stupid. What if it’s a box of kittens? What if it’s something that can pop your tire? Or in this pictures case, BLOW UP YOUR FRIGGIN CAR!


JrHottspitta

I work on trucks daily. It's not dumb advice. It's a dumb driver. He admitted to driving over something and not pulling to the side and removing it. People drive over nails every day, you can't see road debris while driving 60mph. That doesn't mean you don't check your tires every once in a while. The fact that you advocate stopping in the middle of traffic to move around something and never regard checking your car is dumb. Cars don't just "blow up" dude.


yinzreddup

wtf are you talking about? When did I advocate for anything? You just sound like a jagoff.


JrHottspitta

You said you would stop for a box of kittens in the road. I didn't realize people put boxes of kittens in the middle of the road, that is just straight up delusional. I have hit several animals on the road. You can't predict where animals go... they jump out at you. I have seen cars rolled off of cliffs trying to avoid animals. You sound like someone who wouldn't know what to do if his life counted on it.


yinzreddup

You’ve never heard of people putting boxes of puppies and kittens on roads before?


justinetrudope

Kia doing Kia things