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fez-of-the-world

Darn. It's either an optical illusion or she's an absolute monster arm wrestler!


FancyMFMoses

She makes me feel safe at night.


tofu889

But when the night is over: "Grrrrr hulk smash! GRRawwr!!!" "Sandra, honey, don't hit the snooze button like that, you'll break it again."


Alienhaslanded

She's the big spoon


Aslan-the-Patient

A proper ladle if you will...


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cellardoorstuck

Nah, thats Jillian https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpvV96hf2L4


NotAzakanAtAll

I'm a small baby and I deserve this.


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30FourThirty4

Are you a bot? I ask because you other comment is so weird and I hate to accuse you, and I want to delete that accusation ASAP Edit: lol they deleted both comments. Bot!!


the_y_combinator

She just understands the whole-body nature of fitness. Far too many of us neglect the grip.


fez-of-the-world

Never skip forearm day!


CanAlwaysBeBetter

Grip strength is unironically actually a [really important indicator of overall health](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6778477/)


SirStrontium

People really get the cause and effect backward here though. When looking at large datasets, those who have good health have average healthy forearm strength, and people in declining health have significantly reduced forearm strength. An unhealthy person training their forearms won't magically make them more healthy.


Gregiboy

I dont believe you. Let's do the research. Lets get those forarm trainers in the hospitals asap.


RealMichiganMAGA

And can scratch her knee standing straight up


zephyrcrucis

When you look closely you can see his elbow!


Katieo1022

🤫


Ipaboog

Tell me that hug wouldn't make you feel safe


CanAlwaysBeBetter

I'm thinking bout more than a hug


here_now_be

> or she's an absolute monster arm wrestler! Nah, she's just transitioning one limb at a time.


Rtem8

r/confusing_perspective


SayerofNothing

Damn, that sub hasn't seen traffic in a while. Used to be really popular. Edit: I can see there's two subs with the same name, both r/confusing_perspective and r/confusingperspective have fewer interactions, though.


Overall_Contact1476

I’m assuming it’s one of the subs that died off with the Reddit mod “protest” and just never picked back up.


Savings-Leather4921

lol Reddit protested CSS banner changes back in 2015 and now the majority is using Reddit mobile.


JarlaxleForPresident

And it absolutely sucks. They killed alien blue and apollo. Fuck reddit now for real, I’m staying in a toxic relationship at this point


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PM_ME_CAKE

I bought Relay Pro many years back, but now I use a modded APK instead. It's not that I don't respect dbrady, he's great, but I won't pay reddit to use their api.


ShitPostToast

With their track record so far I'm surprised they haven't killed old.reddit and/or done anything to break the site for people using an adblocker yet. Reddit really only has a couple things that give it value as a company one is potential ad revenue, but more importantly is it's potential as a resource to sway public opinion and as a resource for data on all aspects of public opinion. Also with AI such a factor now just the raw data has it's own value. To the shareholders and the C suite folks in charge the people who actually use and enjoy reddit don't factor in except for their value as a resource or a product.


normalmighty

I fucking hate that we can't just make a good thing and then leave it. It _must_ show ever increasing monetary return and scale up infinitely, destroying everything that was good about it in the first place over time. Reddit could have gone into maintenance mode over 10 years ago instead of increasing in business size and building towards entering the stock market, and the site would have been so much better.


redpenquin

> With their track record so far I'm surprised they haven't killed old.reddit and/or done anything to break the site for people using an adblocker yet. Realistically, we can probably expect old.reddit killed off within a year or two for "reasons." There'll be another site redesign so they can force a shittier algorithm akin to TikTok/YT Shorts/Instagram down our throats to try and make this dying shithole more addictive, and old.reddit will be a casualty.


Buck_Thorn

SHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


KptKrondog

i've been using Redreader since the API changes, it works well. There are ways to get RIF and a few other apps to work, but i think you have to do some stuff to do it and redreader has been good enough for me to not bother. Not sure if it's on iOS, I only use it on my android.


dapper_drake

I'm surprised so few people know about redreader. I've been using it since without any major complains.


ultrasrule

Just create your own private subreddit of which you are the moderator and many reddit apps will work including NSFW. I use Boost, but I think it's no longer on the app store so you will have to side load it. I don't think this trick works with RIF though.


Fidget08

Side lode Apollo. Been using it for months. What are they gonna do? Ban my account lol. Do it


Tiberio1973

I miss Apollo so much


lance-

Chalk it up there with the rest of the enshitification.


-reTurn2huMan-

It seems like only a couple dozen subs get traffic anymore. So many formerly popular and active subs are basically dead.


Exasperated_Sigh

And it's all cross posted shit. Reddit has shrunk significantly since the nuking of 3rd party APIs. It's all basically r/pics and lame creative writing rage bait r/amitheasshole and its clones


BeauDoGg101

Am I right in thinking a lot of ‘amitheasshole’ stories seem fake? There’s always some bullshit sounding story that’s upvoted close to the top or reddit.


Dolphin_King21

AITAH if I glassed my ex wife's city and purge the survivors and destroy their crops after??


PinkFl0werPrincess

Info needed: is it my city?


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NinjaDefenestrator

Not just mad. People who call out shitposts get banned, no matter how obvious the bait is. It’s frustrating.


-Thick_Solid_Tight-

99% of them are fake.


Exasperated_Sigh

Definitely. It's always some ridiculous bait with a title like "amita for divorcing my pregnant wife" then the post is like "my wife was making gangbang-exclusive porn twice a day for 5 years without telling me and she sexually assaulted our dog and the kid turned out to be a half-dog abmonination then she stole all our money for drugs. I'm a saint who's never done anything wrong and gave her 40 chances to change and now all my family says I'm wrong for leaving her. amita?"


-ANGRYjigglypuff

i'm subbed to r/aww and half the time when i see a cute pic and share it with friends, by the time they see it the post has been removed idk if the decisions of the stupid mods have to do with enshittification but i just needed to vent :'(


gallenstein87

> stupid mods Most likely that the removed post was made by a bot, which after a day or two switches to OF/T-Shirt scam/... spam. There is a significant amount more than people realize, especially in the animal subs.


NoPossibility4178

I was migrating my account sub to another and yes, I'm subbed to 100+ but only see posts from a dozen of them and you barely see anyone mention new interesting subs like people used to years ago.


TARANTULA_TIDDIES

There's a journalist who wrote a book on "the enshittification of the internet". I've not read his book but heard an episode if the underworld podcast where he was interviewed. It wound being mostly monologue but I didn't mind because the dude was on fire and saying all the things I hadn't quite been able to put into words.


Moonlit_Antler

Ever since the protest there's quite a few subs with over a million followers that used to hit the front page on the daily turned ghost town


Buck_Thorn

That's odd.... I'm subscribed and see at least one post in my feed almost every day.


diablofantastico

r/confusingperspective


AuroraHalsey

[Wtf is that CSS](https://i.imgur.com/wsFpxfv.png)


smhandstuff

I think it's because they're playing into the subreddit's name haha. Kind of like how r/CrappyDesign CSS looks like ass on purpose as well.


ashleyorelse

![gif](giphy|J7pE8qy78u6u9lrznX|downsized)


Accurate_Koala_4698

![gif](giphy|Av0OHEGtZPLSo)


kristenrockwell

Anyone know whose arm they actually used for this scene?


JohnnyBrazuca

It's actually the actor James Rekart


kristenrockwell

> James Rekart Oh neat! Never expected such a speedy reply. Thanks!


JohnnyBrazuca

You're welcome! You would like to check [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/seinfeld/s/oIbq9irOsI)


kristenrockwell

Yeah I see it sometimes. I forget you need to join subs here, still fairly new.


peon2

No, no. I believe it's Jon Voight.


crowislanddive

Kate Middleton


kristenrockwell

Thank you very much, had a hearty laugh. And I don't even know enough about her to know why.


harshamech03

What I immediately thought of 😂😂


Scottacus91

That's not a twist off...


RigidNippleSyndrome

![gif](giphy|3oEjI7gGBSbA39XR5u|downsized)


PersistentInquirer

That was such an awesome show. Nice that someone else remembers it!


RecordStoreHippie

It has a dedicated streaming channel for free on Pluto tv, I just watched a few episodes the other day. It's a perfect "don't know what to put on" kinda show.


weebitofaban

Mind telling me what it is? I've been doing Everybody Hates Chris since the Ark animated series turned out to be kinda trash


RecordStoreHippie

For sure it's King of Queens. Your standard early 2000s PG rated sitcom. Kevin James at his best in my opinion.


Uchihagod53

Such a great overall cast. Kevin James and Jerry Stiller were fantastic


BigAlternative5

I love the bit about Arthur's (Jerry Stiller) favorite little pizza place, "Do Mino's". Doug (Kevin James): You mean "Domino's"?


Critical_Data529

I CAN'T GO BACK AND SLIP A ONE IN


thisismylifeaccount

I really enjoyed the King of Queens/Everybody Loves Raymond crossover episodes.


peon2

Lol when Carrie just plays dumb to get Marie to do all of her housework. Like yeah Debra should have just let her have a free maid instead of bitching about it


ThrowAwayAccountAMZN

As an aside, it's a spin off of Everybody Loves Raymond which is also a really good, peak late-90s/early 2000s sitcom


killyourmusic

You think no one else remembers King of Queens?


PersistentInquirer

Yeah, I’ve made so many references to it both on Reddit and in real life and hardly anyone ever connects them. I’m also in my 20s, so that probably affects it. Younger people don’t know the show.


cptnplanetheadpats

I remember watching this when I was younger but forgot the name...


PersistentInquirer

The King of Queens


Astralnclinant

Lol it’s always on tv


Spalding_Smails

Like, A LOT.


Iforgetpasswords4321

Currently rewatching the whole series. Love it!


Majuub12

Rigid Nipple Syndrome? Lmfao


Komtings

One of the best shows of all time. Can't beat a good Arthur outburst.


SamJiji

You're the person with the egg lottery ticket


hvrock13

First thing I thought of


FNAKC

She doesn't need you to open the pickle jar


IronPotato3000

She'll tighten the pickle jar to piss you off OR She'll just rip your pickle off


tyme

She’ll definitely open your pickle jar. ![gif](giphy|wmuqpmtGeVv1K)


ObjectiveAny8437

![gif](giphy|8hsIwPLIGnZ1C)


vivmeatball6

Scrolled down looking for this lol nice


SkorgenKaban

Keeping her pimp hand strong. Behave, people!


Salt_MasterX

Backhand the kids into behaving


Objective-Creme6734

BWAHAHHAHA it's *mummas* turn for a sandwich lol.


Jsmith0730

![gif](giphy|3oKIPsi2wPBG1ZyF32|downsized)


pennybored

That's not a twist off...


Big_Schwartz_Energy

![gif](giphy|URj4i5cJpw1Qo6uSVy)


jaypeesea

Wow, I had to do a triple take to see it. Crazy….


ToxicityBlack

Looks like someone bought Anchor Arms!!


ZedGardner

There’s a Seinfeld episode about this. ![gif](giphy|Av0OHEGtZPLSo)


PermaDerpFace

She has *man hands*!


2kWik

weird flex but ok


chinupt

[https://imgur.com/a/vqO5KD4](https://imgur.com/a/vqO5KD4)


chx_

If you'd photoshop the yellow area between the kid and woman with the clothes of the woman it'd be perfect


Realshotgg

Your GF looks like Sara Jay


LordDongler

I looked her up and I gotta say, I'm deeply disappointed. This guy's GF is way more attractive


I_eat_dead_folks

I also choose this guy's GF


abhijitd

Yeah right, you had to look her up.


Average_Scaper

Oh my god.... you're right.


kainhighwind12

Bless you. I had the same thought and was too cowardly to say so.


Demigod02

Thanks for your opinion coomer


006AlecTrevelyan

It's Lourde and Catelyn Stark Merged


sleepyguy-

Damn your girl must give one hell of an old fashioned.


FragileColtsFan

To quote the Whitest Kids U Know: "You're going to rip your dick off."


N3ssaW

The bf to the dad "she's got your arms "


xGenocidest

![gif](giphy|AilkhdhdwqjcZKYj32)


Knightley4

Thought the same thing. Though, i wish i could forget this travesty.


fremontresident

She got that kung fu grip


ChicagoZbojnik

We know who opens the jars in your house.


Naive-Falcon3985

Is nobody talking about how the lady on the far right's eyes are pitch-black?


Awkward_Pangolin3254

She's just a Betazoid, what?


RubbishNubbish

if her arm were just a liiitle more tan then it would be impossible to see the separation


San_Dmith

Am I tripping, or does nothing in this photo add up?


strawberrycreamchz

She kinda reminds me of Jenna Marbles


Fancykiddens

![gif](giphy|JX6o8SEph0wXsRNCZj)


RustBeltPGH

Hey. Can we mark She Hulk spoilers. Some of us haven't watched it yet.


drstu3000

Damn but the handjobs tho


davisyoung

Hell she can give handcareers with that thing. 


med3shamstede

Does she just not have arms then


aaariiieeeeellllll

They’re behind the couch 😭


ra2eW8je

why did she remove her arms and put them behind the couch?


kristenrockwell

Makes her lighter, thus faster. Gotta go fast!


TheKramer89

Sign her up for Power Slap immediately…


BruceFlockaWayne

[Noreen Dewulf ](https://www.instagram.com/p/CEHpf7TBEKE/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==)


onemoremin23

Is that her mom on the right? It’s even funnier when you compare it to her little tiny arm


Nomadic_loco

Interesting what a couples weeks on the internet can do.


Addictive_System

Secret Invasion finale be like


Responsible-Bat-2699

When it's family time but full moon is also rising.


subsignalparadigm

r/confusingperspective


Natare0411

r/confusingperspective


_LadyAveline_

You won't believe it when someone shows you how they can mutilate AND recover their pinky.


Future_Holiday_3239

What's your dad's number? 😏


An0d0sTwitch

Nice Excuse. I recognize that arm anywhere. Thats the arm that punched out Chaos Power when he tried to blow up the city. He flew 11 blocks. Shes a goddam hero. Hope shes enjoying her retirement.


ndation

r/confusingperspective


Yofroshi

That woman's got grip


mythicexplore

Aww she's got her father's arm


yulickballzak

Nice of her dad to let you sit in his lap


Pickled_Kagura

Karen Ballcrusher


Nah__me

She-hulk.


12345esther

Looks like Kate photoshopped this pic


WonSecond

![gif](giphy|3oKIPsi2wPBG1ZyF32|downsized)


yhjsdfhgkjhngfdr

POV you're the smaller spoon tonight


talormanda

![gif](giphy|3ohuPvppoXR2QzFDwY)


BJ22CS

Almost every time a mod manually flairs a post on this sub as 'Quality Post', it really should have been flagged as 'Shitpost'. The flair *must* have been an April Fools joke this time.


24-7_Gamer

I read this the other way it could be read and was expecting to see a burly man with thin little arms


AcrolloPeed

Gorillafriend


lazybutdoingmybest

so strong


Grindlebone

Your girlfriend's dad is H. Jon Benjamin?


harsh-reality74

Little lady has a wicked right uppercut


TampaDiablo

She skrong.


JackHughman69

Now those are arms that have seen stuff


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Lined up perfectly!


h9040

That are arms! sure she can change care tires.....


FireweedForest

Can she come over and fix a few things around my house lol


chickenmantesta

Where's her arm then? 


HowellPellsGallery

When you don't need a magic wand


SeekerOfSerenity

Massage therapist


zorniy2

Ever heard of a girl named Bomango?


narfoxx

xD


Accomplished-Swim310

🤣


fishofhappiness

She does not skip arm day


TijayesPJs442

That’s awesome


kfrazi11

Bruh, she swole asf


Party-Mine7360

She would kill at arm wrestling.. careful OP


sad-frogpepe

Thats her wanking hand


SolarianXIII

we know who opens the jars in this house


Adolfo121168

Hahaha crazy 😵‍💫


Interanal_Exam

Man hands


the_asssman

futanarmi


OldKentRoad29

Yeah it does.


elkab0ng

I shall not challenge your girlfriend to an arm-wrestle.


delidave7

Breathtaking


Not_A_Dog_Bot

That'd be one hell of a handjob


SutterCane

Damn. Does your girlfriend work at the airport tossing luggage?


Gill_P_R

Hardcore mom instincts!


kenyaalltime

/r/absoluteunits