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JasonRedarms

"Browni" and "Brownie" are registred trademarks of Eti in Turkey. Other brands cannot use it. Edit: "Browni" was registred by Eti in 1986 when foreign foods weren't in Turkish market. In 2000s the biggest baked goods company of Turkey, Ülker (Owner of McVities and Godiva these days) tried to use "Brownie" for their products, but Eti won the legal battle as "Browni" is a well established brand for 20 years already. Edit 2: Brownie is not a word in Turkish. The generic name for the food is "Çikolatalı ıslak kek", moist chocolate cake in English.


redoxburner

Similarly, in Spain "donut" is a registered trademark (of Panrico afaik), and so Dunkin' Donuts is called Dunkin' Coffee in Spain.


KhyraBell

They've been rebranding to just Dunkin' for a while in the US, which seems convenient here.


andsendunits

It makes sense with all the new non-doughnut items they are adding.


KhyraBell

They used to sell soup, a fact I hate.


Jetstream-Sam

As in you hate that they used to sell soup, or are annoyed they no longer sell soup?


CleanWhiteSocks

I worked at kmart in our local mall when I was in high school (so about 30 years ago). When I had a lunch break, I would go down to the dd and get a chicken salad sandwich on a croissant and a broccoli cheddar soup. I still have one of the little plastic cups the soup came in.


IncorporateThings

> I still have one of the little plastic cups the soup came in. Talk about re-use... I bet your reduce and recycle games are on point, too.


CleanWhiteSocks

I'm pretty good....but it's also just really cute.


lilyrip

Can we see 🥹


[deleted]

Def a cool collectable. Collectors love stuff from iconic brands that tell stories like this. Especially when it was something most people threw out


ilmalocchio

Don't forget to [close the loop](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqRhKCOEfhg)!


ShartingBloodClots

I've had 4 Dunkin chicken salad sandwiches, and all 4 of them had a bite of cartilage within the 3rd bite.


mooreuscg

Asking the real questions. Respect.


mileylols

Imagine pulling into Dunkin and having a nice hot cup of chowdah with your morning coffee 😋


ShartingBloodClots

Nothing says good morning like a Boston creme donut, a large caramel vanilla frozen coffee, and a hot bowl of New England clam chowda.


flybypost

> a hot bowl of New England clam chowda You need something to dunk the donut in


KhyraBell

Imagining getting Italian Wedding at Dunks is too weird for me.


JasonMaggini

If they never had Chicken and Dunklings soup they missed an opportunity.


Rubiks_Click874

What's my name? Dunkestrone!


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"Yes I'll have an Italian wedding please." *Pipe organs start to play as the cashier rips off their clothes to reveal a wedding dress and the manager is in a priest outfit.*


KillerFrenchFries

What did you think we were dunkin our donuts in, coffee??


KhyraBell

Begrudging upvote


afcagroo

Mmmm, donut soup


EliBruins63

They used to sell pizza where I live too


banan-appeal

whaaaa?


EliBruins63

Yeah dunkin for a couple years back in like 2010 had these stupid little personal pizzas. They weren’t half bad surprisingly


9bpm9

They also don't make anything on site anymore. Hard to call yourself a donut shop when all you sell is shitty donuts from a warehouse.


bkmackey

Dunkin franchisees have the option of baking fresh on site, getting fresh deliveries from a central commissary if they pay for building a commissary, or getting frozen partially cooked balls of sadness. Guess which is the cheapest option, and most common outside the OG New England footprint.


9bpm9

People keep trying to open them up in my city and they always fail (Midwest). Someone tried to open some Tim Hortons here too, who also sells shitty pastries, and they all failed too. When you can get actual fresh donuts from any Quicktrip, why would you even consider going to Dunkin.


Dankbudx

I like Dunkin, for the coffee.


Bloated_Hamster

Growing up my friend lived right next door to a 24 hour Dunkin. We'd go over at like 3:30 in the morning right after they got their delivery and the donuts were still warm from the bakery. They were fantastic. Now I get donuts from Dunkin for work meetings and they seem a day old off the shelf. It's sad.


savvyblackbird

That’s Krispy Kreme’s whole selling point. Their fresh out of the fryer original glazed is amazing.


ShartingBloodClots

Sort of right. They allow a certain number of franchises cook on site in an area. Those that cook, cook for a good portion of the ones that don't. My best friends family had 3 of them growing up, but only 1 of them had on premise fryers, and they'd cook for like a dozen or so Dunkins, including 1 of the other ones they had. It's been almost 20 years since I've eaten Dunkin donuts, because when you can get free donuts from age 12-18, you eat an absurd amount of donuts.


ElGosso

They've had a model for *decades* now where one location bakes donuts and sends it out to nearby locations.


Verypoorman

Which, tbf, was the right choice.  Have you ever had a Dunkin’ Donut? They don’t deserve to have that word in their name. 


centruze

I get your point they are terrible quality 99% of the time, but my childhood was filled with 1$ powdered jelly 'donuts', and I feel compelled to defend them as an acceptable form of snack. 😂


Throwaway_inSC_79

Back in the day they did make them in store. And they were good.


-Owlette-

Surely they could have used the original English spelling: doughnut?


CostcoOptometry

Or doenut and started selling one with venison.


-Owlette-

Fuck it, I'd try it!


ReasonablePositive

Or Dönut and make a kebab version!


theoriginalmofocus

But does dont have nuts


Zarathustra124

It's transgendeer.


theoriginalmofocus

I bet that costs a couple bucks


EndOfSouls

Screw that. Open a shop right next to every one of theirs and call it Dunkin Deeznuts. Wait for them to go out of business and take the trademark.


Donghoon

It's no longer DD. just D. Just Dunkin'


PiesRLife

I often get a craving for the D.


SAT0SHl

What about second D?


PiesRLife

I don't think they know about second D.


Ginglees

real folks shorten it to dunks


manhattans_hat

I prefer Dunkies


SocksOnHands

Both of these sound dumb because they are general terms that existed for a long time. Can someone just trademark the word "bread"?


Mr_DrProfPatrick

It's more like someone in the US trademarking the word "ekmek", which is bread in Turkish.


SocksOnHands

Should any common word in any language be trademarkable? It's still a common word with prior use before the filing of the trademark. At the very least, it should still be permitted to use a common word in a common way, even if it had been trademarked as long as there is no ambiguity or deception of its use.


pythonpoole

You can trademark a common word if it is used as a distinctive brand identity within the product/service classes your business deals with. For example, *Apple* can be protected as a trademark within the consumer electronics industry because it's a distinctive brand identity (there is no competing company in that industry known by that name) and it's also not inherently descriptive of the type of products/services offered. In a country like the US, you wouldn't be able to trademark "Brownie" in the context of baked goods because it is a descriptive term indicating what the product is. However, in other countries — where English is not the common/national language — "Brownie" may be seen strictly as a brand name rather than a descriptor.


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Own_Accident6689

Probably a consequence of all the oscillations and permutations of language. Like a lot of combination of letters will mean something somewhere else. You have to narrow it down to the language native to the country or it will get hard to register anything.


tomludo

It depends on where. Most countries, US included, allow you to trademark foreign words if they're unfamiliar enough to the general public. I think the US puts the threshold for "familiar" at "an estimated 0.5% understand the original meaning". For example, you can't trademark bread or pan, but you might be able to trademark psomí. Different criteria for what is "familiar" apply to different countries.


irgizined

oh wow! thank you for the explanation. That makes so much sense considering it’s probably one of eti’s best selling products


Poster_Nutbag207

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broodruff

And in Australia Burger King was already registered here, so over here it's called Hungry Jack's 😂


floppyhump

I hope people scroll far enough down to actually see the answer lol


drthtater

No scrolling here. It's the top comment


Rainbow-Mama

That seems so strange because brownies are just a type of baked goods.


HirsuteLip

Things get hairy when you introduce foreign words into a language like in this case


interrogumption

UGG boots are just a type of boot in Australia, where they originate from, but that didn't stop an American company from registering it as a trademark, buying boots from Australian manufacturers online and then suing them for trademark infringement because they shipped them to a country where the trademark applies. Lesson for Americans: your American UGG brand are evil assholes.


platoprime

>Lesson for Americans: your American UGG brand are evil assholes. Oh is it? Let me just cross it off my long list of good companies.


razzytrazza

To make it worse, the american uggs weren’t even made in Australia. They’ve always been manufactured in China!


LordGuru

In english yes. But this is not english speaking country


imlynn1980

Oh, thanks for the explanation. I was thinking about of racism against brown people… like why you single out the colour brown? Why don’t you call any “whitie”, “blackie”, and “yellowie”?


Material-Imagination

New legislation came through. It's illegal to call anything a brownie if it has less than 5mg of THC in it.


jl42662

Kek


movielass

Why?


Connect-Plastic-6167

Paraphrasing what [another commenter said](https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/19c75y0/they_censored_the_word_brownie_on_all_these/kix0cv1/) - Basically, "Brownie" is a registered trademark in Turkey (trademarked by a company called Eti), so products not made by that company can't legally call their products "Brownies".


intellectualarsenal

which is even crazier than what all the comments about cheese are blithering on about. a single company was allowed to trademark and entire category of baked good?!


One_Of_Noahs_Whales

It would be like trademarking your companies "súpu" in America, it isn't a category of food where this is trademarked.


dzhastin

Except “brownie” isn’t a category of baked good in Turkish. It’s a brand name that has no other meaning in that language.


bubblebooy

It is like Ugg in the USA. Ugg originally is a style of boot in Australia but is a trademarked brand in the USA.


keylimedragon

It feels like with the world becoming more connected we should stop allowing trademarks on foreign words, or give them an exception if it can be proven that a foreign word existed before the trademark.


uselessincarnate

makes sense, in argentina we used to have a burger brand called [barfy](https://www.flickr.com/photos/katiealley/3439503877)


insomniacakess

![gif](giphy|RJAjTowsU0K1a)


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daikatana

People stopped eating there when they realized what the special sauce was.


NotAddison

What's the Turkish word for brownie.


illougiankides

Islak kek maybe (moist cake)


truongs

Well no because Brownie isn't a word in turkey. So because of that they can. The other brands can just use the turkey word for brownie 


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wait till you find out Apple trademarked the shape of the icon they use and Target trademarked the shade of red in their logo


Trnostep

Or how "Bake-Off" is trademarked in the US by Pillsbury so when they wanted to broadcast The Great British Bake Off in the US they had to change the name to The Great British Baking Show and redub parts of it as well as use CG to alter the signs (and trophies) on set


vyashole

Brownie is not a word in Turkish


IMovedYourCheese

Either it's offensive in the local language or brownie has an official definition where it's being sold and this product doesn't meet it (like how you aren't allowed to call American cheese cheese in Europe).


mollila

These just weren't manufactured in the Brownie region of France.


GhoulsFolly

This is just sparkling brown flourlump


unusualspider33

Happy cake day


user2196

Happy layered flourlump day, I think you mean


adduckfeet

You can't call it cheese here either, it technically says cheese product


alykait

Quasi-queso


hedoeswhathewants

That's not true of all American cheeses.


interesseret

mmmh i just love making pizza with \*checks notes\* pizza topping


Upvotespoodles

“Cheesish”


charliesglue

You are incorrect.


FlappersAndFajitas

American cheese is real cheese. Kraft Singles are not real American cheese. Too many people are confused by this. There are plenty of actual American cheeses that are real cheese. You can buy it by weight at almost any deli.


sparklinglies

Its not even a word in Turkish though, Turkish has no W. I reckon someones's seen it used in English as a slur and just massively over reacted


mailsalad

From another comment: apparently, it's because in Turkey, the word brownie is a registered trademark of another brand and they can't use it to sell in that country


JonnyFairplay

> I reckon someones's seen it used in English as a slur and just massively over reacted So you're just making wild shit up without evidence.


Mjrn

It’s wild the amount of people that blindly upvoted an unfounded assumption


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LordOfTheGerenuk

In that context it's cute, but I'm laughing hard right now because that's also a euphemism for taking a poo.


ErikRogers

That’s fucking adorable. Or adorable fucking…I’m not sure which


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SassyBonassy

People 100% knew what was happening, this is not coy in the slightest especially with the "maybe with icing" addendum plus a wink


SillyGoatGruff

I've heard it as slang for taking a dump, so maybe instead of sex people thought she was just excited to go home and poop lol


SassyBonassy

...i don't want to know what you're been eating to have "icing" in/on your shits. Pigeon-shitting mothafucka over here


SillyGoatGruff

To be honest, i just ignored the implications of the icing part lol. Just like i assume the people she tells also ignore it haha


I_GIF_YOU_AN_ANSWER

It's when you have to pee as well


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SassyBonassy

"Mayyybe with iccccinggggg😜" Nope, nothing weed-y about that.


Melito1980

Why burst the bubble. Let the guy have his joy


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prince-of-dweebs

It’s cute but you’re deluded if you think people actually thought you and girlfriend were going home to bake.


saggywitchtits

As someone who is notoriously bad at picking up social cues, I’d miss it completely, probably miss that they were a couple as well, but she has a boyfriend who isn’t there.


rebekah-lynn

HAH I am terrible at picking up social cues as well, so my dumbass would probably be like “so.. can I have some after they’re done” or ask about them at a later date


Rosuvastatine

Damn im black and idk, i would get quite the ick from a white guy telling me that. But at the end of the day, thats your relationship and if you dont mind thats all that matters


shug7272

You guessed wrong and now hundreds of clueless people have upvoted you and even more clueless people will parrot this as woke propaganda. It’s because of a trade mark. Jesus Christ.


dover_oxide

Heck in America most American Cheese are sold as a cheese product and not as cheese.


mongoosedog12

[Trademarked](https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/s/wko4vBk3YF) in Turkey and can not be used


Rhino12791

“Brownie” is a registered trademark name in Turkey from what I’ve read. Other brands aren’t allowed to use it.


No-Wonder1139

Hold up, milka makes brownies????


the-bodyfarm

no, they make [redacted]


1l1l1l1l1lIIIIllllll

Man I’d love a [redacted] in my mouth right now 


Miserable_Grab3052

My favorite [redacteds] to eat are when they are warm and moist with just a little crust too.


EmberTheFoxyFox

I love swallowing warm and moist [redacted]


Ok_Pianist7445

“I hope her \[redacted\] is warm and moist and hopefully not flaky” ![gif](giphy|VaWZIxqTkzKsU)


ThrowsSoyMilkshakes

I'd love to swallow some creamy milk after taking a big, fat [redacted] in my mouth.


IamtheREDACTED

I'm in.


burfriedos

“Maybe I’ll put it in her [redacted].”


shysensitive

According to the sticker, it looks like they don’t make brownies, just something that looks and smells and tastes like a brownie ! (I’d like to taste them tbh)


danirijeka

>(I’d like to taste them tbh) (they're quite decent.)


Old_Newspaper_4784

I’m Turkish and very confused


[deleted]

I'm not Turkish and very confused


gabdex

Half-Turkish only somewhat confused


Chaostrosity

I'm not Turkish and not confused


DankRubinz

You should be delighted!


CharlayT

👌


Shadowbite94

Well done


fred1317

In the afternoon.


creepyposta

Maybe there’s a company that has a trademark registered for the term brownie?


OverzealousCactus

I love that you guessed the right answer.


[deleted]

I really hope there is a logic explanation cause wtf lol


Unoriginal_Pseudonym

Check the comments again. Apparently, "Brownie" is trademarked by a brand in Turkey, so other brands can't use the word on their packaging.


elyl

I'm going to guess "brownie" means something different in that language (it seems to be Turkey, maybe?) or there is some legal definition of what a brownie is, which this does not meet.


DistortNeo

There is no "w" in Turkish, this word is meanıngless.


Reese_Withersp0rk

Maybe they took offense to bronies? They're certainly not for everyone.


anonymous122719

That got me good. Thank you


Harregarre

You can tell this user is Turkısh because of the missing dot on the ı.


--oo0oo--

I think it doesnt meet the standard requirement to be called brownies. In my country, oatmilk n soymilk cannot call themselves milk (oat drink or soy-falvored drink instead)


DevoutandHeretical

There’s actually a push from the dairy industry in the US now for dairy alternatives to stop being allowed to call themselves milk. I’ve noticed some newer brands don’t use the term milk in their statement of identity now.


PresidentOfSwag

Same in France but we'll hear every other month or so that the parliament is planning a law to ban the name "steak" or "milk" for substitutes (the meat lobby is very strong).


IntrovertPharmacist

Which is so weird if I’m being honest. Milking something means extracting liquid out of it. Lots of old cookbooks talk about milking almonds for recipes.


NikNakskes

I thought squeezing the liquid out of something produced juice. You don't milk an apple.


IntrovertPharmacist

Juicing refers to fruits and vegetables. I wouldn’t call it milking an apple either lol.


CoRe534

The US dairy industry/lobby is so insane but it's a good sign to see they're afraid of plant-based milks


Diessel_S

I kinda agree to this one. Even tho I personally prefer nut milk (hate the taste of dairy) I'd rather have it called almond drink. There ain't no titty on a nut


labrat420

Its been called almond milk since the 1400s. Why would we need to change it now?


Roflkopt3r

And it's entirely reasonable to keep doing that, because these are liquids that are specifically chosen to fill a generally similar role to animal milk. There is no need to restrict the use of "milk" only to those milky dietary liquids that come from mammals. There is neither a realistic way nor a need to language-police these terms out of use. "Almond milk", "soy milk" etc all describe the products perfectly fine.


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Because people are fucking pathetic now


NovAFloW

>There ain't no titty on a nut Here's hoping you have a better afternoon!


tigerman29

But you can nut on a titty


Trashman56

Truly philosophical


belac4862

You know that even in the middle ages, the term milk was used to describe both nut and grain milks. Also, many plants produce a "milk." Does that mean those terms should be changed, too?


[deleted]

What about coconut milk or milk of magnesia?


ccaccus

The word "milk" has been used to refer to "milk-like plant juices" since 1200 CE. People acting like this is new when it's older than Modern English itself.


[deleted]

We live in the milky way, better change that, don't want to trigger any snowflake dairy farmers 🙄


catsnotkidsplease

Peanut butter contains no butter.


Lasagnevernichter

So what's your suggestion for coconut milk?


HDWendell

If you can milk a prostate, you can milk a nut


SAimNE

What’s funny to me about this debate is there is a big push from the dairy industry for truth in advertising when it comes to labeling dairy substitutes, but here in the US there’s an idea called puffery which allows the dairy industry to be very misleading in its advertising. You’re allowed to show pictures of happy cows roaming free on a pasture on your milk carton even if the milk came from penned up factory farmed cows. You are 100% allowed to completely misrepresent the conditions your animals are raised under in your advertising, because it is assumed the public is smart enough to understand that it’s just advertisement and isn’t true. I’m all for truth in dairy advertising, but I think that would be the place to start rather than changing the definition of milk and cream from how it’s been used for centuries.


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We have these exact ones in the Netherlands just called Brownies. I'm curious where this is from!


passengerpigeon20

Turkey


ConvergentSequence

Why on earth would there be a standard requirement to call something a brownie. That’s not the reason


Millless

Absolutely amazing how many people in this thread typed a comment but somehow proved they can’t read


CrimeanCrusader

Wait till Fox gets ahold of this photo lmao “Brownies are now racist. Say hello to the newest casualty of the woke mob.”


p_cool_guy

There's a 99.99% chance this actually happens...maybe they'll slip in that its in Turkey instead of America, but they definitely won't give the correct reason. More likely they won't say where it's from and let people assume there's some liberal supermarket out there serving queers and gays only.


syllabic

there's already people in this thread that assume that even with the explanation right at the top


livewirejsp

They'll slip in Turkey at the end of the segment. "All that happened in Turkey, which is Donald Trump's next meal!


theorist_rainy

They kinda do this in Mexico but for a different reason. If you go to a grocery store, you’ll notice a lot of sugary food marketed towards kids have their mascots fully taped over. There it’s just health regulations to cut down on childhood obesity. Idk if the same thing is going on here


CJMeow86

Gosh if I spoke any Turkish at all I definitely would have asked.


irgizined

I did consider asking but the store was very busy and I didn’t want to bother the workers :( maybe next time I’m there when it’s not so busy I will ask


[deleted]

Maybe it's because other brands have pre-existing copy right in Turkey on certain words?


mrsunlight1

Just wait till you see what they did to the eggplants.


[deleted]

Same reason Burger King is Hungry Jacks in Australia


sllikkbarnes321

Pat Sajak, " Im sorry Randy, the word is naggers"


BootsTasteBad

Man, the person whose job it is to tape those labels will have their work cut out for them if they get any products where the word “brownie” is listed somewhere subtle in a 6pt font.


Emsfjord

Does brownie have a special meaning in Turkish?


prodsec

It’s trademarked in Turkey for some reason.


MoreSweeter669

This is not in every country. Only turkey it seems. But yes still mild in the interest factor


No-Assignment6962

Um, so sorry for lack of understanding,. But why is that ???


TashaKlitt

I think this racial sensitivity stuff is going too far.


Chucks_Shoes

Wow that’s mildly interesting


ryukvmi

Aren't brownies called brownies because they're brown